Chapter 61: The Uncle Who Loves Roleplay
Sister Mango just complained a few times, she also knows that everyone has their own uses.... Of course she is not nothing, strictly speaking she has a .... That's the feeling, but you can't just say, "Hey, friend, I feel good, do you want to try it?"
.....
"My broadsword has long been hungry and thirsty, let me die, little scumbag, don't think about wearing it... Wearing a gilly suit?"
The vegetable blade was originally quite cheerful, but with the pull of both sides.
He found .... The green figure, dressed in green blades of grass, was a few heads taller than him...
It's not a player!
"New monsters... "Vegetable Blade was a little excited, every time a new monster appeared, it meant a new weapon, a new equipment.
"Dear, don't run... Dear, let's get closer to each other. "Vegetable Blade chases wildly with a big knife.
The green figure also felt that the distance between the two sides was constantly narrowing, and if it continued like this, it would definitely be overtaken.
Returned... Bend the bow... Arrows!
The action is done in one go.
Sou!
Vegetable Blade looked at the arrow only more than four meters away from him and shot at a tree, and couldn't help laughing:
"Hahaha, the monster's head is not allowed... Quasi..."
Touch!
Before Vegetable Blade could finish speaking, he was hit by a huge log.
"Damn... What the heck. ”
When he got up again, he found that the green monster was gone.
Touch!
The huge wood followed the inertia and hit the vegetable blade again.
“... You're shit..."
This time, the vegetable blade watched first, and the wood was ready to 'fight back' again.
He lifted the broadsword and activated his skills.
With a swing of a knife!
Split the wood in half in an instant.
At this moment, a black cat shadow landed in front of the vegetable blade.
Mo De looked at the embarrassed vegetable blade with emotion, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly, but when he thought of the "Assassin's Manual", his complexion returned to the appearance of being unapproachable:
"I'm the fastest, and the data told me to tell you that we should go back first. ”
"But, that's the new monster..."Vegetable Blade's expression was a little depressed, if he hadn't hit the trap, he might have killed the green monster by now.
"What about the monster?"
"Ran away...."
Mo De shook his head helplessly and said: "Then let's go back, we can't find this monster in this vast sea of trees, right?"
Looking at the appearance of the vegetable blade that was about to stop, Mo De added emotionally: "What if I get lost?"
"Alright, let's go back. After a few steps, Vegetable Blade realized that his leg was broken and he was limping away.
The two turned around to find the data and internal organs, and were already waving to them not far away.
At the end is Sister Mango, who is carrying a huge Teng Man package, and her heart is full of broken thoughts: [You.... You damn straight men....]
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"Artificial Intelligence No. 1, has the image of that monster been parsed just now?" Regarding the new situation and new monsters, he has been paying attention to it since the 'Xiao Hei' incident occurred in the sky.
'It's resolved, master. ’
A filtered image, presented before the eyes of the Celestial Darkness.
Sharp teeth, pointed ears, pale faces.... This is an elf?
After reading it, Tianying came to the conclusion that if their teeth were more beautiful, they would be elves.....
Immediately, he thought of the story about the elves on Earth: "No, the [Tree of Living] is similar to their Tree of Life... Right?"
"If that's the case, then it's going to... The rhythm of the battle of life and death...."The Celestial Shadow seems to be able to see the scene where he commands the player and drives the 'elves' to the death:
"Wait, isn't that a little too cruel?"
"We are civilized people, and we should 'pajama' them. ”
"Or give them 'nuclear level'?"
"It's a bit difficult to count the above two points, but they should still be allowed to 'box' + 'teach', and they will be 'NPCs' in the future. ”
Tian Ming considers that it is still okay to ask players to conquer the city, but if they are asked to defend the city?
Such a boring task, no one person will do it.
"Is it going to be dark again?"
Tianming glanced at the time, it was only three o'clock in the afternoon, and the sky was already in the twilight stage.
"By the way, can Xiao Hei be contacted now?"
It's still pitch black ....
"Forget it... I'd better cultivate my soul. ”
Yes... Tian Ming has found a soul cultivation method that suits him.
Call.... Deep soul sleep.
In this state, Tianying seems to be asleep, but in fact he is asleep...
But unlike ordinary sleep, the speed of absorbing soul energy in this state is several times that of ordinary state!
"Whew... Whew..."
......
"Heavenly Darkness?"
"Heavenly Darkness!"
Syllable... Smack.
"Who? who hit me?" Tianming opened his eyes instantly, and looked at the black-haired 'girl' in front of him with some confusion:
"Blackie.... You're back...."
"Shhhh My face... It hurts..."Tianming covered his red and swollen face.
"Ahem... Tianming, why did you break a hole in this quilt?" Xiao Hei pointed to the place where Tianming was beating in the morning...
"This..."Tianming remembered a few days ago, when the vegetable blade was wrapped in seeds, and this hole was left at that time.
However, Tianming has never cared too much about this trivial matter, and he didn't expect to be pointed out by Xiao Hei in front of him today.
"Actually... I've always wanted to do a magic trick for you, you see..."The Celestial Shadow touched the hole, and a 'magical' scene happened, and the hole disappeared.
"Huh... Ha, magical... Right?"
Tianming's embarrassed laughter echoed in this wooden house, and seeing that the atmosphere shook and embarrassed, he hurriedly said, "That's right... Has the body of this half-cat man been found?"
Xiao Hei didn't speak, just frowned, she walked out of the house and dragged a human corpse....
No.... It is a cosplay with cat ears and a cat tail.
Tianming touched his chin and thought, "This uncle... You're so old, and you're still playing roles?"
"Is it to increase the affection... Body?'
Xiao Hei obviously didn't understand Tianming's words, and he didn't know that there was an old driver who had just overtaken her in a corner: "I only found this in the north." ”
"Hmm..."Tianming touched his chin and looked at this uncle, and suddenly he realized something: "Could this be this..."
In order to verify the conjecture, Tianying stepped forward to control the soul power and took off the uncle's 'role-playing suit', with cat ears and cat tail, with blood.
"Hmm... The tail didn't sink into the moon gate..."
"Hmm... He has no ears other than these cat ears. ”
"Well...** (privacy) is not the same as humans. ”』
After Tianming examined the uncle's whole body, he came up with the result...
He!
No!
Mankind!
"Perhaps, he really is of the half-cat race!"
Tianming stretched out his hand to this 'love-playing' uncle.