Chapter 776: Constipation also whistles
In front of the sink in the toilet.
Chen Hao took out a tissue and dipped some water in the faucet to dilute the smell of alcohol on his body.
It may be because of the meal just now, there are not many people in the restaurant, which causes the toilet to be empty now, just Chen Hao.
When Chen Hao was wiping, suddenly a figure staggered in.
The figure didn't look to either side, and walked directly towards the bathroom.
"Uh...... What's the situation?"
Chen Hao was stunned.
Because the figure is a woman, and he still knows, it is Liu Xin, the girlfriend named Wu Zhe in the box.
Why did the other party run to the men's toilet?
After Chen Hao was stunned for a moment, he hurriedly walked out and looked at the sign outside.
Seeing that the words "men's toilet" were clearly written on it, and a man's villain pattern was also drawn, he walked in again.
"There are urinals too. ”
Chen Hao has already determined that it is not that he has made a mistake, but that Liu Xin has made a mistake!
Immediately after, a sound of vomiting came from that side.
And the door to the toilet hasn't been closed.
The sound came out with great clarity.
Do you want to go over and tell her?" Chen Hao struggled slightly.
Although there is no one in the toilet now, after all, it is a mistake, what if someone comes in after a while?
Just thought of this.
Da Da Da ......
The sound of footsteps suddenly came from far and near.
It was the sound of a man walking in leather shoes.
Chen Hao felt that he needed to go over to remind him, and then walked towards the toilet where Liu Xin was.
But when he first got there, he was stunned.
I saw that Liu Xin, who was vomiting, had already vomited, and at this time, he just took off his pants and sat on the toilet.
She didn't close the door to the bathroom.
Maybe she was too drunk and dizzy, so she was too lazy to close, and she thought that this was a women's toilet, so she didn't pay so much attention to it.
But when she saw a man standing at the door of the bathroom, she slowly opened her rosy lips, and instinctively wanted to shout loudly.
However, Chen Hao reacted faster.
Now that someone is coming in, you can't let Liu Xin shout out.
Otherwise, how wronged I am!
I just kindly reminded the other party that I went to the wrong toilet, where would I have thought that this kind of thing would happen?
quickly covered Liu Xin's mouth with his hand, and Chen Hao also entered the toilet, and then closed the door.
After Liu Xin was frightened, the whole person was almost awake.
There was a hint of panic on his face.
However, after seeing that it was Chen Hao who covered her mouth, there was a trace of strangeness in her eyes.
"What does this guy want to do, he doesn't want to give himself ...... here" Liu Xin didn't dare to think about it anymore.
I still had a good impression of Chen Hao before, but why did this Mu appear?
Isn't it true that men don't have a good thing?
Liu Xin felt sad in his heart.
I was just heartbroken by my boyfriend's previous actions, and now I was directly entered into the toilet by a man who had some good feelings, and I was afraid that I would give myself something to that.
She was even more sad.
"Is my life so miserable?" Liu Xin thought angrily.
I just waited for a long time, but what I expected didn't happen.
Then Liu Xin heard footsteps outside.
"Hmph! It turned out that someone had come in, and he was afraid that someone would find out if there was a voice!" Liu Xin thought.
No way!
You can't just sit still!
Liu Xin's eyes rolled, then he opened his mouth and quickly bit the flesh of Chen Hao's palm.
"Huh?"
Chen Hao glanced down at Liu Xin, but what he saw was the determination and unyielding in the other party's eyes.
It's as if if she was going to do something to her, she would kill herself!
Bang!
Liu Xin saw that he didn't bite Chen Hao, so he hit his back with his head and made a little sound.
She wanted people outside to hear.
"Shh
Chen Hao hurriedly gave Liu Xin a look.
Liu Xin sneered in his heart: "Hmph! Now I know that I'm afraid? shameless! hooligan!"
Just immediately, her face froze.
Because a man's voice came out outside: "Brother inside, is it constipation or no paper?"
Then there was the sound of sucking and peeing.
Chen Hao coughed lightly: "Constipation." ”
A voice from outside came, comforting Chen Hao: "Brother, you should be glad that you are constipated, unlike me, because you pulled it fast, you didn't take off your pants, and you got a crotch feces." ”
The corners of Chen Hao's eyes twitched.
Are you particularly comforting or disgusting?
Just when Chen Hao was talking to outsiders, Liu Xin, who was covering his mouth, stiffened.
"What's going on? Why are there any more men in the women's bathroom?" Liu Xin's mind didn't react at once.
But it was only a matter of moments, and she soon understood.
Myself...... Went to the wrong toilet!
Except for the urinal in the men's toilet, women can only pee in the toilet!
After thinking about it, her whole face turned extremely red.
And the most important thing is that the person outside kept being wordy, which made Liu Xin, who had already drunk too much wine and was about to pee, even more unbearable.
"Brother, in fact, constipation is the same as peeing usually, and you can come down if your mood is soothed, why don't I whistle for you and help you." The guy outside may have drunk too much, so he is very "warm-hearted".
"Thanks, but no, I'll be out right away. Chen Hao said "thanks".
"Since it's coming soon, it's all the more important to use this method!" the man said, and began to blow directly.
Tweet ......
Not to mention, that buddy really has a way of whistling, which is so soothing that it can make people feel relaxed.
But this is bitter for Liu Xin inside.
I saw that her face was flushed, and she even tried her best to endure trembling.
Chen Hao saw that the other party had not struggled for a while, so he slowly let go of his hand.
Liu Xin raised his head and said to Chen Hao with his mouth: "Let him go out!"
Chen Hao didn't know that Liu Xin was about to pee, and thought that the other party already knew that this was the men's toilet, so he wanted to leave as soon as possible.
So he said to the buddies outside: "Okay brother, you're already coming out, you're not afraid of the smell, just keep staying." ”
The whistle immediately stopped.
"Haha, just come out, brother don't thank me, I'm Lei Feng!" The buddies outside laughed and left.
The person just left.
Chen Hao took the opportunity to push open the door, and said: "This is the men's toilet, you entered the wrong place, it was too sudden just now, I'm sorry, you should put on your pants and leave." ”
As he spoke, he pushed the door open and walked out.
But immediately, Chen Hao felt a hot palm, and his hand was grabbed by a soft and warm hand.
Then Liu Xin's voice was as thin as a mosquito and a fly: "First ...... Don't open the door yet......"
"Huh?"
Chen Hao was stunned.
"I ...... I ......" Liu Xin's face turned red, his teeth bit his lips, and a gurgling voice suddenly sounded.