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It is said that there is pain only after loss, but in fact, there are at least two things that are the most painful in the process of loss, one is loss, and the other is insomnia. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info lethality is not so strong, it will only suffer once, and it is exclusive to girls, but insomnia is an indiscriminate attack, and men and women are equal in front of it.

I had insomnia last night, this time the insomnia is more special, I didn't fall asleep, but I slept too early, I fell asleep at 22:40, slept very smoothly, but because the quality of sleep was too high, I slept full in advance, I woke up at 4 o'clock in the morning, and I couldn't sleep anymore after waking up, and I used up all kinds of postures, whether it was supine, semi-sitting, or sit-ups, I couldn't fall asleep.

It would be nice if there was a woman by your side, one person tossed and turned, and two people turned over and over. But there are no around, so I can only think about some things over and over again.

Thinking about it, I suddenly thought of a beautiful sentence I saw on Weibo - "If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world, and if her heart has been vicissitudes, take her to ride the merry-go-round." At that time, I felt that this sentence expressed a kind of artistic conception, but it did not fundamentally solve the problem, if you take her to see the prosperity of the world, after sitting on the merry-go-round, she is still not satisfied? For this kind of greedy woman, we have to take strict measures, so we can improve this sentence -- "If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; if her heart has been vicissitudes, take her on the merry-go-round; if she is not satisfied, then hang up and fight." No matter what kind of reaction she makes, you have a countermeasure, and you are no longer helpless, and one sentence will destroy Xiao Xinxin.

No, no, no, if you think about it carefully, this sentence is still not perfect! It only talks about girls, not boys, and boys don't need merry-go-rounds, they need centaur chiefs! So what about boys? So we can continue to improve -- "If he is not deeply involved in the world, we will give him little birds, and if he sees through the red dust, we will give him rich breasts and fat buttocks." ”

No matter who he is, he can deal with him, if he is a teenager, give him a love like a green apple, and if he is an uncle, give him a love like firewood! Don't worry about him not taking the bait!

Oh, no, no, there is another situation, if he is not interested in the little bird and the fat buttocks, then what should he do? Well, continue to improve it -- "If he is not deeply involved in the world, he will be a bird, if he sees through the red dust, he will give him big breasts and fat buttocks, if he is indifferent, then he is a GAY nine times out of ten!"

No matter what his reaction is, there is a definition, if he accepts your birdie, then he is a precocious little hairy boy, if he accepts your big breasts and fat buttocks, then he is a pervert, if he doesn't accept it, then he is a GAY.

Combine a few sentences and read through them a few times, and suddenly feel that the whole person is full of literary and artistic atmosphere, and the artistic cells are "bang bang bang"!

Wait, like, there's something missing! Yes! Age! We don't have a limit on age, just imagine, if the "she" in the sentence refers to an aunt, would you still feel romantic? So we're going to keep perfecting it -- "If she's cardamom, then suspender stockings, if she's a vegetable girl, hang up and beat." ”

This is comfortable! There is also a limit to the age of young girls. Thinking of this, my thoughts were finally fully understood, and the whole person fell into a state of impotence, and immediately fell asleep.

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Insomnia is terrible, you will think about some messy things, those thoughts are mixed together, ferment and brew in the dark night, the taste is sweet, you are excited when you drink it, but it will be intoxicating after drinking, but no matter what, there will be a time when the morning dawns, and insomnia will come to an end.