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“… It is a crime to marry two daughters-in-law outside, but at home, in my mother's place, it is not a crime! Ah yes, your sister doesn't know about you and Taiyan yet, this is a happy event, Cheng, I'll tell her the good news, and then I'll go and talk to Yun'er, with my Zhang Qiuping's three-inch tongue, I will definitely be able to convince her, it's nothing more than a question of who will be big and who will be small, son, Yun'er Taiyan, who should be big and who should be small, you need to make your own decision, don't worry, in this matter, you can plan whatever you want, and your sister and I will not give opinions. ”

After speaking, Zhang Qiuping got up and was about to leave, when Lin Yucheng (Lin Yuner), who was sweating on her forehead, hurriedly stepped forward to stop her: "Mom, Mom, Mom, don't be impulsive... Let's have something to say, things are not what you think, you can't..."

Turning his head to look at Lin Yucheng and shaking his head, Zhang Qiuping said: "I can't do anything? Besides, I'm not impulsive, what's the matter, let you marry two daughters-in-law even if you are impulsive? You kid can't afford to marry, it's easy to marry ten, eight, and a hundred..."

Lin Yucheng, who was completely panicked, shook his head desperately: "No, no, it's not a question of marrying or not, Ou Mom, no, Mom, okay, even if, even if I am willing to marry, it depends on whether people are willing to marry, and now it is not ancient times, who wants two women to serve a husband together, you say yes?"

"That's why I went to discuss with Yun'er, rest assured, Mom, I promise to persuade her, and when Taiyan comes to the house in the future, I'll go and tell Taiyan, well, that's it~" Saying that, Zhang Qiuping is going to leave again...

Seeing this, Lin Yucheng took the initiative to step forward and hold Zhang Qiuping's arm, and persuaded with a smile: "Mom, mom haha... Well, I'm begging you, let's not do this, okay? Let's think about it in the long run, hehe, think about it in the long run..."

Lin Yucheng's 'twisting' appearance made Zhang Qiuping a little crying and laughing, he has always said what is very decisive, he has never been like this since he was a child, and even she Zhang Qiuping has to follow her hair, but what is the situation now?

Isn't it really stimulating? Could it be that someone changed his personality?

"If that's the case, then I might as well take this opportunity to hold him? Well, just let this good son become a good son!"

After that, Zhang Qiuping said in an accentuated tone: "Hmph! I don't care, who told you to fool me? Don't mention anything to me about peace of mind, how can you make me and your sister feel at ease?"

Aside from Lin Yucheng grabbing his arm, Zhang Qiuping, who really couldn't figure out why his son was so 'weak' recently, completely blew Lin Yucheng stupid.

"Don't talk to me about anything in the long run, you'll be thirty soon, you're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry to hug my grandson~!Heh, don't you say it's my sister? Okay, tonight you and your Yun'er sister, you two will do things for me, anyway, I don't care, after tonight, she Lin Yun'er is the daughter-in-law that I Zhang Qiuping identifies as my daughter-in-law, within two years, you two must give me a big fat grandson, granddaughters are fine, twins are the best! Lin Yucheng, you remember, if you dare to be disobedient, I won't recognize you as a son! Don't blame me for this, blame you for bringing her back today and entering the door of my house, that is my daughter-in-law!"

After Zhang Qiuping finished speaking, she pushed the door and went out, leaving a bewildered X100000... 'Lin Yucheng' stood stunned in place, neither crying nor laughing...

"Auntie, you really know how to mess with the mandarin duck spectrum, that, that's your son, I'm Yun'er... What to do, Okuto... I, AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM? AM I GOING TO SLEEP ON MY OWN? OH NO!

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At the noon banquet, Lin Yun'er, who was blushing (all blame Lao Yan'er!), and Lin Yun'er, who was bitter (all blamed on the old lady... It's all to blame Aunt Zhang!), Lin Yucheng joined hands to warmly entertain the villagers and guests, and the hundred and ten tables of the banquet went over and over, even if the toasting session was canceled before the banquet, it also made the two of them tired enough, no way, the countryside here is this rule This custom, no matter how high your status, status, prestige, you have to follow the rules.

During this period, Lin Yucheng, who was upset and had no bottom in his heart, always wanted to whisper to Lin Yun'er, who was still in the dark and didn't know anything, (to discuss countermeasures), but some people just didn't give them this opportunity.

Jiang Ziyan, who had already learned everything from Zhang Qiuping before the banquet, followed Lin Yucheng tightly, and Zhang Qiuping firmly stuck to Lin Yun'er, and the two parents followed wherever the 'two children' went, not giving them a chance to whisper, not only that, but also hid their mobile phones...

The mother and daughter now have one thought: no matter what, they must let them cook raw rice tonight!

After the banquet, not surprisingly, Boss Lin was surrounded by a large group of old men, of course, the conversation was still serious, such as how to increase the annual income of the villagers to a higher level, and what impact the expansion of the reservoir in the west of the village will bring to the village, and for example...

'Boss Lin' felt that his head seemed to be countless times bigger: Where is the reservoir, take this girl to jump!

The little daughter-in-law of the Lin family, who did not suspect it, was led out by Ziyan's sister-in-law, and played mahjong in a small shop for half an afternoon, automatic mahjong machine, 5 pieces of cannon without floating, while eating melon seeds while bragging about the last three of the Lin family's little daughter-in-law (win all over the game), two and a half hours just won 600 yuan: playing mahjong, you really can't do it, I'm already very close to playing, win you, brother doesn't need to go out of a thousand ~

At the end of the game, the 600 yuan won was returned to them for 200 each.

When the two protagonists meet again, it's already dinner time.

In the evening, this is a reunion dinner, no outsiders are invited, a big kang and a table for four people to eat, the dishes are also very rich, chicken, duck, fish, meat and dates.

And in order to make the 'Rolling Sheets Project (Creation Plan) successfully completed, the thoughtful mother and daughter duo even poured the wine-to-be of their daughter-in-law in a different way, not beer or liquor but brandy with more stamina.

In order to make the plan go more smoothly and more safely, before dinner, Zhang Qiuping also went to the east of the village in person.

There is a small commercial street in the east of the village, there are more than 20 small shops in the commercial street, and there is a small adult product store among the more than 20 shops.

The shopkeeper said that as long as you drink this potion, you can immediately make a girl become a *** woman and a...

Regardless of whether the store owner is exaggerating, Zhang Qiuping believes it anyway.

The effect is so strong, but a bottle only costs 15 yuan, Zhang Qiuping really thinks that the price is not expensive...

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"A Trip to China" is not finished.