Chapter 187 Dig a pit for yourself
Everyone asked themselves in their hearts, paying attention to the Jade Emperor with the corner of their eyes, wanting to see how the Jade Emperor would react.
Some people are even secretly happy in their hearts, so that you don't let us gods fall in love, now your wife has been eaten tofu, see what you do?
Speaking of this matter, every immortal has a complaint in his heart, men can't marry wives, women can't marry, this immortal does, tens of thousands of years old, or even longer, can only be spent alone alone.
It is no wonder that there is a saying in the world that only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals, those old people in the world, when they are old, their children and grandchildren are full, and the family is happy, although they can only live a hundred years old, but they have experienced a complete life, and they have not lived in vain.
Most of them are old virgins and old virgins, alone with green lights at night, accompanied by the stars and the moon, seemingly free, but in fact their hearts are extremely melancholy!
The Jade Emperor's mouth twitched fiercely, and his heart was extremely angry. However, he was cautious by nature, and he was relatively timid, so he did not dare to get angry, so he could only turn his head and pretend not to see it.
The Queen Mother's heart rippled, how many years, I haven't been held by a man's little hand, this feeling is really good!
Although the Queen Mother is a pair with the Jade Emperor, there are even many children between the two, what seven fairies, ten golden crows, but the two rarely have real contact, and things like holding hands are rarely done.
Immortals are no better than mortals, and sometimes retreats are tens or hundreds of years or even longer, how can there be time for wind and snow?
Moreover, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother don't understand what is called Fenghua Xueyue at all, the two are just using each other, both for the supreme right, and there is no real affection at all.
If the two really understand what is called wind and snow and what love is, it is estimated that there will be no such a ruthless rule that immortals cannot get married.
Lu Chen's hand shook vigorously, and the heart of the Queen Mother rippled, and her beautiful and fair face couldn't help but flush, and Lu Chen and the gods of the Heavenly Court were dumbfounded, even the Jade Emperor was stunned, he had lived with the Queen Mother for so long, and in hundreds of millions of years, it was rare to see the Queen Mother so beautiful.
In the heart of the Jade Emperor, most of the time, the Queen Mother is the image of a tigress, extremely serious
And it's vicious!
Lu Chen quickly came back to his senses, although the feeling from his hand was comfortable, but this was the mother of the Three Realms, the wife of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was still watching from the side, and hurriedly let go, a little embarrassed.
"Don't get me wrong, shaking hands is just a courtesy for us earthlings to express goodwill, and there is absolutely no blasphemy in the future. โ
Lu Chen hurriedly explained, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't blaspheme the Queen Mother, even if he wanted to blaspheme, he wouldn't be stupid in front of the Jade Emperor, right?
It's a pity that Lu Chen's explanation seems so weak, how can a group of old bachelors believe it, they all secretly stretched out their fingers and admired Lu Chen.
is worthy of being the spokesperson of Hongjun Daozu, the master of Tongtian Sect must call the existence of brothers, and dare to eat the tofu of the Queen Mother in front of the Jade Emperor in heaven and earth, this is the only one!
The Jade Emperor's eyes were like lightning, and of course the actions of the gods couldn't hide from his eyes, and his heart was even more aggrieved, but he could only pretend that he didn't see anything, and he had to smile on his face, pretending to be very generous.
Compared with face, keeping the position under the ass is the most important thing!
Lu Chen is not stupid, thinking of the situation of the legendary Heavenly Court, he already understands in his heart that these guys are obviously jealous, if they don't explain it clearly, this pot is set on their backs.
Fortunately, Lu Chen had a way, took out his mobile phone, turned it on, connected to the earth, and opened a video screen, the picture was a banquet held by a certain big man, regardless of men, women and children, most of the people who knew each other did not know as long as they met first shook hands, and even hugged, and even more, they used Western etiquette, met the beauty, and kissed the back of the beauty's hand!
"Look, I'm not lying to you, that's how our earth is, it's called harmony, it's called friendship. Lu Chen explained loudly.
The gods looked at them like torches, and when they saw the picture from Lu Chen's mobile phone, their hearts were surging, the goddesses blushed, and the male gods were excited. Heavenly Court, how nice it would be if there was also such a way to express friendship?
The Jade Emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that the hat on his head could be removed.
Lu Chen was also relieved, fortunately, he just shook the hand of the Queen Mother, if he hugged the Queen Mother, or kissed the back of the Queen Mother's hand, I am afraid that this pot will never be taken off again, and the Jade Emperor will have to hate himself for the rest of his life.
"Emperor, I think you
This heavenly rule should really be changed, look at them, alas!" Lu Chen felt a feeling in his heart, and mourned silently for these immortals in Heavenly Court, and subconsciously sighed.
This is all forced, one by one is so conservative that they are dead, and they are immortals, and they are not even as good as mortals in terms of the relationship between men and women.
Lu Chen's words went to the hearts of the gods, but isn't it, the rules of Heavenly Court should really be changed, obviously they are the great gods of Heavenly Court, but in addition to their hair, they have actually become old monks and nuns of Western religions.
The Jade Emperor was very embarrassed, thought for a while and said, "I will seriously consider this matter, and the Heavenly Book that Dao Ancestor entrusted you to give me last time also pointed out this." Don't worry, the rules will be updated in the near future, but I would like to ask you to help you refer to them when revising them. โ
"This.... I'm just talking about it, how can I have that ability?"
This time it was Lu Chen's turn to be embarrassed, on the earth, the laws of the country where he was located still didn't know anything, how could he have the ability to participate in the revision of the heavenly rules? If he accidentally came up with a heavenly rule that was even more outrageous than not allowing immortals to fall in love, wouldn't it harm the beings of the Three Realms?
Lu Chen felt that it was better to leave this kind of thing to professionals.
The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Brother Lu Dao, you are humble at this, if you are not capable, then wouldn't we people be even more incapable? โ
Lu Chen felt bitter in his heart and wanted to say something, but he had already ushered in a warm applause and cheers.
Lu Chen's words just now spoke out of the minds of the gods, this is what the gods of the Heavenly Court want to say but dare not say, just by virtue of this, Lu Chen has won the trust of all the immortals, everyone believes that as long as Lu Chen participates in revising the heavenly rules, the heavenly rules will only get better and better, and if the heavenly rules are good, the lives of all beings in the Three Realms will be better.
What else can Lu Chen say? Looking at this situation, it is useless to explain it by himself, this is really lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot, and he has nothing to do to dig a big hole for himself. I can only make up for my legal knowledge after returning to Earth, or simply find a law professor and bring it directly to Heaven to help guide these guys.
Lu Chen believes that with the already very perfect legal system in today's society, it is definitely much stronger than this so-called heavenly rule, and the current heavenly rules, just like the system established by feudal society, are full of coldness and ruthlessness.
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