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Suddenly remembered something, took out his mobile phone and asked, "Little Q, do you know what the antonym of artificial intelligence is?"

"Where does artificial intelligence come from as an antonym for a noun?"

"What is that opposite?"

"Hmm...... Doxing calculations?"

"So you're really brainless!" Rito said.

"I don't have a brain. ”

"Tell you, the opposite of artificial intelligence is naturally cute, I see that you have a trend in this regard, and the riddle that came out just now is too yellow. ”

"Where's the yellow?"

"In the future, when communicating with female animals, there is no information that is inappropriate for children, unless it is a well-cooked big sister like Misato. ”

"Oh, I see, except for Misato who doesn't play pornography. ”

"Alas, I thought I could create a truly soulful AI in one night, but it took me ten years to create your unclever thing......" Shinji thought.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'll keep learning. You have this ability, why don't you create a lot of real AI?" Xiao Q unconsciously gave Shinji a knife.

When passing by the ATM, I took out some cash by the way, and found that there was little balance left in the card, and I had squandered it too hard before, so I have to say that I put Xiao Q out, and there is a big reason that he can't afford to raise it.

And he has already made up his mind to let Ayanami come and live, and he needs to buy the unit next door. As soon as the apostle came, the owner of the house over there ran away, which is also the practice of most citizens, and those who have the ability to run away have already run away, who wants to stay in this place of right and wrong. Even the peripheral staff of NERV have gone a lot, and from the continuous loss of classmates in Shinji's class, I know that those who are incapable can only stay and carry it by themselves, and the only good thing is that housing prices have plummeted.

This street is supposed to have been affected by the previous fighting, the pavement and buildings are damaged, and they are all surrounded by banners on the construction site. And the ATM machine was also broken, with a seal showing that it was being repaired, Shinji accidentally saw that the machine was exposed with a network cable, and when he left, he very covertly pressed an object the size of a fingernail on it, which is a microcomputer with wireless networking function.

Then pretending to play with the phone while walking, in fact, he was testing the network cable interface.

"No, you can connect directly to other ATMs, and the login account password is also the default!" Shinji was overjoyed, and it was really not easy to get in touch with the bank ATM and the various branches by taking a special line instead of the public network.

"Damn, the communication is encrypted more than ten years ago, and elementary school students can crack it. ”

Shinji knows there's a lot to be done. The truth is that this street belongs to the hard-hit area of the battle, although the infrastructure has not cut corners, but other ancillary facilities can be saved, and the obsolete old equipment is started, after all, the new is expensive, and it will be broken anyway.

The ATM belongs to the Central Bank of Tokyo, and when Shinji checks the background of the bank, the consortium behind it is really SEELE's power, so he is even more unscrupulous.

Although it is possible to hack into the bank with Xiao Q's current ability, whether he can make money is another matter. Now connected to the network between ATMs, it couldn't be easier to hijack with a man-in-the-middle.

Because we go to the ATM to deposit money, and then the machine will send the deposit information to the higher-level node, and the data packet is how much money has been deposited in a certain account at a certain time and a certain place, and finally your bank account has changed the amount.

If we can copy this packet and send it a dozen times in a row, it is equivalent to you saving money a dozen times.

Shinji wants to do this kind of thing now, anyway, SEELE's money is not stolen for nothing.

"Little Q, send a disguised data packet, deposit it to my 137 accounts, and then collect it all and exchange it for Ocen coins. "It's so easy to play hide-and-seek with the bank's core system or break through the protection, thanks to the bank's use of outdated equipment.

Xiao Q got more than 300 million yen in 10 minutes, and since each ATM has a deposit limit per account, it needs to be connected to different machines to falsify deposit records.

Then all of them were exchanged for anonymous Ocen coins, and then all of them were laundered through the black market, and all of them were exchanged for US dollars, although they lost 20% due to the pursuit of speed and concealment, but this is a non-capital transaction.

Now I can buy the house next door and open up the living room, and I am also preparing for Asuka to move over.

Although a discerning person knows that Shinji has so many funds from unknown sources that are suspicious when he checks it, there is no evidence, and he is still a NERV driver, so who dares to check him without ironclad evidence.

With a bang, the microcomputer connected to the network cable rose with green smoke, melting into a black pile of electronic waste and self-destructing.

In the early hours of the morning, when the bank checked the day's transaction data, it immediately discovered a deficit of 300 million yen, and after calling the police, there was another jump, and after all the traces were erased, it was none of Shinji's business.

Shinji sent Ayanami more than two million dollars in pocket money, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and when he got home, his calf almost cramped.

"What's so pleased?" said Misato, sipping her beer.

"It's nothing, I just picked up money on the road. ”

"How much money do you have to pick up to make a rich man with an annual salary of tens of millions so happy?"

"Not much, not much, $2.4 million. ”

"Poof-" Misato squirted out of her beer, "you're not going to rob a bank, are you?"

"Uh...... You guessed it, it's just the money of the SEELE consortium, and it's not great to use the enemy's funds to strengthen your own side, isn't it?"

"It's illegal to do this, in case you get caught......"

"How could a savior like me be arrested for getting a little money?"

"Ding Dong!" someone rang the bell.

When Misato opened the door, there were two policemen in black uniforms, and Shinji's face turned green at the sight.

"Isn't it? What kind of American efficiency is this? Is there something wrong?" his head almost exploded.

"Hello Miss Katsuragi, it's like this, someone downstairs called the police, the house was burglarized, we want to know if you have seen any suspicious characters, or have you lost anything?" said the chubby police officer politely, apparently he knew that this was the apartment of the NERV staff, and he should have been verified by the security department when he went upstairs, and Misato could only deal with it.

After the police left, Misato smiled like a weasel who had stolen a chicken, "Hahaha little god stick, I saw your expression so wonderful just now, I have never seen you so panicked, and a person who beats the apostle so calmly behaves like this......"

Shinji picked up Misato's beer and took a sip of relief, "You can make fun of it, the next apostle will attack from a distance, how about the positive electron cannon developed by the Technology Development Department?"

"The low-power positive electron cannon has been completed, but the power you want is too high, and you can't catch up with it within this month. ”

"It seems that you still have to go to the war to borrow yourself, just get ready and don't get out of the basket. Don't underestimate the next apostle, the instantaneous power of its single blow exceeds the entire power system of Japan, and when the time comes, we will have to borrow the power of the whole of Japan. ”

"Okay, I've got a battle plan ready. In the eyes of the outside world, I, the chief of operations, are able to strategize and deal with the situation easily, but in fact, it is all due to you......"

"Don't be presumptuous, Katsuragi still has your leadership skills......

"No, I mean you can work harder, let me worry more, so that it will be easier, and maybe I can be promoted. Misato burped.

“……”

"And back then, someone pretended to be a magic stick and took advantage of me, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet......"

"Katsuragi, I'm a true god, oh no, I'm really good at divination, I don't believe you let me calculate your marriage. ”

"Okay, I'll see what you can brag about. ”

So Shinji took out the three copper coins again, pretending to perform, muttering a mantra in his mouth, "Born in Nanyang and strong...... Jin Yu is cold and the horse is ...... Dry on the broken rope girl Ze ......"

"Finally, you have to breathe in the palm of my hand. Misato rolled her eyes and did so.

"The results are out, your old flame will appear this month, and then go around messing around......" Shinji began to flicker again.

"Blessing is coming to Japan? You must have gotten some information, and you're still lying to me, tell me quickly!"

"No, it's really calculated...... If you don't believe me, let me calculate what happened between you and no third party knows about it. ”

"Okay, I'll see how you make it up...... Then you can calculate what reason I used to break up with the blessing back then. "Misato has come to terms with the tangled romance of her early years.

"This one is too difficult, it needs a kiss to provide more information......"

"Pooh!" As soon as Shinji finished speaking, Misato sucked hard in his face, according to Shinji's thickness comparable to the thickness of the city wall, small strawberries were grown, which showed Misato's suction, it seemed that she was already a little drunk.

Shinji closed his eyes and felt it, and for a while, Misato was impatient.

"I have someone I like. ”

"Huh?!" Misato stood up and looked at Shinji with the eyes of a monster.

"This must be your guess, this reason has a high hit rate, okay!" Misato didn't do anything, "Then what is the most profound thing that happened to me with him?"

"It takes ......"

"Poof!" Shinji's face on the other side was also planted with a strawberry without realizing it.

Shinji picked up the toothpick box and began to slowly scatter it on the table until hundreds of toothpicks were piled up in a row.

The answer has to do with the mantissa of the number of toothpicks in the pile. ”

So Misato and Shinji divided the toothpicks into two piles and counted them separately.

"65 on my side. Misato said.

"I don't have to count, it's 112 in total, and it adds up to 177. Shinji said confidently, seeing at a glance the number of toothpicks scattered around, he had the ability.

"What does 7 mean?" Misato muttered.

"I guess it's time. Shinji reminded with bad intentions.

Misato tilted her head and thought for a long time, and was suddenly stunned, her face was not red when she drank, but now she was flushed, and she was almost purple.

"I don't know what that means, why don't you tell me?" Misato said in a humble voice.

"You have to understand this yourself, it's hard to say it too carefully......"

"Don't play dumb riddles, little ghosts!" Misato pounced, and Shinji hurriedly ran away after revealing his shortcomings.

When Miri was in college, although he hated his father very much, he actually longed for his father's love in his heart. And at this time, the appearance of blessings just filled the gap in her heart that longed for fatherly love, so naturally, Misato and blessings came together. The so-called indulgence may only be this period, when young teenagers and girls begin to live together, and the result of indulgence is only an incomparable emptiness.

Two people can stay in bed for a week (7 days) and do almost nothing else...... When she realizes in the emptiness that the man she likes is actually the shadow of her father, the girl's heart is shaken, and this shaking causes Misato to avoid blessings. You don't need a reason to fall in love, but you need a reason to break up.

So Misato proposed to break up: I have someone I like.

When we met again, it was eight years after everyone had changed, and if you think about it, Misato, like many young people, started a relationship very hastily, and then ended it very hastily. This can't be blamed on anyone, after all, Misato once had the tragic experience of suffering from aphasia and not speaking for three years, and the blessing also told Ritsuko that she was still a little hairy child at that time. Yes, if you want to blame it, you can only blame everyone for being too young.