Twenty or so people rushed to the place, a street store in a residential area. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe first floor is not big, there are some products, and there are a lot of pennants, photos, etc., and the second floor is the venue, if you squeeze hard, it can seat about 200 people.

Zhang was afraid to get out of the car and look left and right, and greeted the big cat: "Hungry, eat early." ”

The big cat was a little surprised: "Are you hungry now?"

Zhang snorted and walked across the road.

The big cat said, "I want your help." ”

Zhang was afraid to stop, so he turned around and said, "There are so many of you, do you dare not return the goods? If you don't return the goods, you come over every day, how can they still sell things?"

The big cat pondered, "I'll try." ”

As Zhang Wei said, there were a large number of blind people at the door of the store, and the owner of the health care product company was a little unbearable. They are the ones who want to make money the most, as long as you behave well enough, they will more or less meet some of your requirements.

Not long after the big cat went in, he was sent out, and the matter was over.

The big cat was very unhappy, and the fat man said, "Be content, it's good to be able to retreat." ”

The big cat said: "Not only will there be no compensation, but no full refund will be given." ”

The fat man said, "Let's do the math, let's come with you, just take a stroll around, the matter is settled, very good, we don't need you to invite you to dinner; but if you still want to make trouble, force the boss to return the money, let's play scoundrels together, if you do this, the money can be returned, but how much can you get back? Do you want to invite us to dinner?"

The big cat hesitated: "That, now I will also invite you to dinner." ”

The fat man said, "Forget it, we have something to do, let's disperse." ”

"No, I'm really going to eat. The big cat said.

The fat man said: "But we are people with jobs, and we love our careers." ”

The turtle also persuaded beside him: "You can go to work too, how much is the delay every day." ”

The big cat thought for a moment: "Okay, thank you, drink another day." Then he hugged his fist at everyone: "Thank you, I have taken a step in advance, please eat another day." ”

Everyone knows what kind of person the big cat is, but he doesn't say anything bad, he smiles and doesn't speak.

After saying goodbye to everyone, the big cat took a taxi back to the unit.

Waiting for the taxi to drive away, the fat man said to everyone: "Let's go, Director Zhang Da has ordered all the dishes." He led everyone to the small restaurant across the road.

The hotel is not big, there are two private rooms inside, and Zhang is afraid that he will drink alone in it. When everyone came in, the two private rooms were full.

The fat man sat down next to Zhang Wei and said, "I want to come back three thousand six, it's not bad." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "If you want to come back for three thousand six, this meal will cost at least one thousand eight, or I will bleed." ”

The fat man smiled: "You are the boss, you should rob it." ”

After a while, the wine and food were all together, everyone began to drink, and the banquet must talk about the big cat, saying that it is the big cat, really, change someone else, see who pays attention to him.

The fat man said, "Be content, you guys, someone will invite you to eat anyway." ”

The big cat left just now, and these people didn't say anything, just because Zhang was afraid of inviting him to drink.

During the dinner, some people ate and drank, and some people said, "I think that health care product company is good, let's open one too?"

The fat man said: "I'm not afraid to give birth to a son and open it without **." ”

The guy was not ambiguous, and replied with a smile: "Give birth to a son? Lao Tzu is in his thirties, and he doesn't even have a partner, so you have a son with me?"

Then the fat man said, "I didn't watch the news, an old man committed suicide by taking all the money from his family to sell health products, and he felt sorry for his wife and children." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: " Health care products really can't be eaten indiscriminately, for example, now tumor disease is rampant, Uncle Qiao is tumor disease, that thing can still be treated when it is a benign tumor, malignant tumor is cancer, some people have tumors, such as stomach cancer, cut the stomach, remove the pathogen can live for a few days, but this thing can be cut clean, the doctor does not know, so it will recur in a few years, but some people want to take health medicine to maintain their body, want to live a few more years, what is good to make up, the problem is that some things can not only replenish the body, even tumor cells can be supplemented, which is equivalent to acceleration, aggravation of the condition. ”

The fat man said, "Do you have a scientific basis for this?"

Zhang Wei said: "That's what I said, don't believe it." ”

The fat man said, "It's boring." ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "You still don't mean it." Suddenly smiled and asked, "I heard that many girls have been talking to Teacher Yu recently?"

The fat man said with a righteous face: "Nonsense, how busy I am this day." ”

When everyone gets together, they talk nonsense, talking about things in the news, talking about celebrities, talking about the three fat people, and when the wine is almost drunk, a bunch of guys start bragging.

The turtle said: "That is, the big cat, not to be seen, if something happens to the brothers, more than 5,000 will be returned, dare to only give 3,006 to discount his legs." ”

The health care product company refused to refund all of it, and said that it would refund some of the goods. Their attitude is also quite tough, so if they don't retreat, they will either retreat part of it, or they will definitely not give it all back.

The fat man went up to talk and gave most of the money back. Interestingly, don't big cats still have a lot of gifts at home?

I didn't bring those things with me to negotiate this time, I only took medicine.

The person in charge of the health care product company said: "I don't want those things, I'll give them to you." ”

During the meal, these guys were saying, "Look how profitable it is?" I don't want to send a bunch of things, and there is a health care old wine, saying that it is 1,008, I can sell it for 18 yuan or a wine bottle." ”

The fat man said, "Lend me a pair of discerning eyes." ”

Dawu said: "It's useless to give you Yang Ren's eyes." ”

The fat man was stunned: "Who is Yang Ren?"

Dawu laughed and said: "If you don't read, the little ghost has to study more in order to keep up with the pace of our intellectuals." ”

The fat man asked Zhang Wei: "Who is Yang Ren?"

Zhang Wei said: "Romance of the gods." ”

The fat man scolded Dawu: "If you watch a broken drama, just blow it with me?" Come, let me ask you, what is Zhu Yuanzhang's year name?"

Dawu replied seriously: "This is a very serious topic, let's talk about eyes, not the era name." ”

The turtle said, "Drink bars, aren't you ashamed to be one by one?"

Zhang Wei smiled and said to Dawu: "Believe it or not, our family knows Zhu Yuanzhang's year name." ”

Dawu scolded and said, "The intellectuals are too bad. ”

The fat man looked back with disdain: "I just drilled into the ranks of intellectuals." Then he said, "Asking others is bullying you, do you know why not?"

Dawu pondered: "I don't get into the trap." ”

"Idiot. The fat man said: "There is a word in your name in Zhu Yuanzhang's year name." ”

Dawu was silent: "I can't imagine that I even have the luck of the emperor." ”

"Damn, can you still have a face?" the fat man scolded, looking for Zhang to be afraid of drinking: "I suggest that this guy be fired, there can't be such shameless illiteracy in our company." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his phone rang, and it was his mother who called, asking the big cat how it was.

The fat man simply replied with two sentences: "I want to come back three thousand six, and I lost more than one thousand yuan." ”

My mother said, "It's okay, it's a lesson." ”

The fat man hung up the phone with a sigh, and asked Zhang Wei after a moment of silence: "You say, why do we always spend money to buy lessons?"

One sentence made the room instantly quiet, yes, why do we have to comfort ourselves that we are buying lessons when we lose money?

After a while, the bandits scolded: "The government is inactive, what can we do?"

The fat man shook his head: "Drink." ”

Twenty-one people sit in two private rooms, and when they are halfway through eating, they go to the house to toast, the excitement is certain, the happiness is also certain, and you can hear some things happening outside.

Some people say that there is a mobile phone software, and it is a variety of benefits in the middle of the night, and it is an eye-opener.

The fat man said disdainfully: "Go find Wang Kun, that's all the rest of our play." ”

The man was not convinced: "What are you talking about? I have seen you one, not to mention the dew point, even the underwear can't be exposed, and the ditch can't be exposed, and if it is exposed, it will be fined, what I said is everything, it's quite enjoyable." ”

The fat man said, "Then you have a good time, why don't you spend money? Wouldn't it be better to have that money to find a young lady?"

The guy came back: "Are you sick? I just mean there's such a thing, I don't like to look at it, what's nonsense?

The fat man said, "You're sick." ”

The turtle laughed, "You two are really sick, drinking." ”

So let's drink it, Dawu suddenly asked the guy who spoke just now: "Mule, why did you remember to say this?"

"Damn, I was interrupted by the fat man. The mule said, "Do you know? ”

"Do you know?" Dawu asked.

The mule said, "I have seen it, but I can't count it as knowledge." followed by a sigh: "Now people are too fierce, as long as they can let go, as long as they give money, there is nothing they dare not do." ”

Dawu smiled: "Do you know?

"Look at your confused expression, shame!" The mule said, "By the way, a friend of mine has made a software, do you know how to play mahjong on WeChat?"

The fat man said: "Don't get it, ten bets and ten cheats." ”

The mule said: "Only fools are dipped in, Lao Tzu is good at this, don't play cards with people you don't know, and people you know are playing ten or twenty." ”

Zhang was afraid that he didn't speak while sitting, this whole thing is to accumulate writing materials, and WeChat can also play mahjong? Wait for a while before asking: "I know WeChat red envelopes." ”

"That can't be touched, the police are too lazy to arrest you, but all your records have files, and when the total amount reaches a certain number, it depends on the mood of the police. The fat man said: "The news just came out, the first and second goods in the new city made a red envelope group, I don't know how much money I made, anyway, it was judged, a case sentenced eight people, and the second goods were the group leader, and they couldn't run." ”

The mule said: "These things on the Internet are not reliable, we don't have enough IQ, the ghost knows if there is any software to pit you? ”

The fat man said: "I can't go, he's a star, big brother!"

The mule was stunned and laughed: "You say, why did I never think he was a star?"

"Cut, pretend to you. The fat man said disdainfully.

Zhang Wei said: "Correct, I'm not a star, I'm an online writer with Gen Hongmiaozheng, this is a very great and noble cause, do you want to join?"