E Jingbai felt that it was too troublesome, so he said: "No need, I don't think he can jump." ”

Ding Youlan looked at the man in the school uniform with a frightened look, couldn't help but nod in agreement, and left with E Jingbai.

On the Yiling and Hanlu sides, the painting style is a little different......

Hanlu: "Woo woo, it's so pitiful, you've been taking a single-digit math test since you were a child?"

A partial student who is preparing to commit suicide: "Not only that, but I have never scored more than 5 points in physics, 20 points in chemistry, and I have never failed ...... biology!"

Hanlu: "You still have to work to earn tuition, it's so hard, woo woo woo......"

Partial student: "Yes, my parents can only farm, they can't afford me to study, I can only study by myself, and I can't read well, my life is so hard......"

Han Lu: "You are often bullied by your classmates, scolding you for being a four-eyed boy, so miserable, woo woo woo......"

Partial student: "Mmmmmmmm, they all look down on me, saying that I am short and glasses, and I look sorry for the society, and I am ......"

Hanlu: "It's so pitiful, woo woo, me too, they always say that I am a scourge to society......"

The partial student who silently looked at Han Lu's face that poured all beings: "......"

Yiling, who watched for a long time: "......"

He didn't need to read minds, and he could hear the sound of the partial student's heart collapsing.

Let's talk about the last group, the two mountains of the field service group of the General Office - the minister and the assistant.

As the main team, they guard the ...... of three private middle schools and private high schools Uh, rooftop, ready to save people.

After rescuing the third college entrance examination student who was about to jump off the building, Feng Rong asked very entangledly: "Is the current study pressure so great that students can't get by, when I was in high school, it seems that there were not so many people who committed suicide for the college entrance examination." ”

After all, in that era, it was more meaningful to take a test for life.

Lin Yingkong also felt a little helpless, "I don't know, but those demons and fairies have failed the human language level 4 exam a hundred times, and I don't seem to have heard of any of them committing suicide." ”

Feng Rong sighed, "Humans are indeed fragile creatures. ”

Lin Yingkong said embarrassedly: "Minister, don't you think of yourself as a human anymore?"

Feng Rong blinked, "But I think I'm also quite vulnerable." ”

Lin Yingkong's boyfriend burst into strength in an instant, "It's okay, minister, I will protect you!"

Feng Rong smiled, "Thank you." ”

Lin Yingkong was so stunned by his laughter that he forgot that he was still carrying a student he had just rescued.

The student thought with a heavy face, even looking for death has to face the show of affection of the rescuer, is this world already so cruel to a single dog? It seems to be a loss to die as a single dog, so it's better to fall in love and talk about it.

More than ten days have passed, and when the list is released......

Zhu Mengtian made a lookout, "I seem to see a bunch of dumplings standing on the rooftop, waiting for us to go and get dumplings." ”

Ding Youlan said solemnly: "This year, as many as 70 percent of people in K City feel excessive academic pressure, more than 30 percent have psychological disorders, and 20 percent of those who have suicidal tendencies, that is to say, two out of ten want to die, but less than two out of 1,000 may actually implement their suicide plans." ”

Fei Rong blinked, "But there are 110,000 candidates in K City this year......"

Everyone pinched their fingers, well, it seems that the situation is a bit grim......

Feng Rong Zhengse said: "Don't forget it here, let's go and cooperate with the police in the human realm to guard it, save one and count one." ”

Derpy raised his claws: "What if you want to die the second time after saving it?"

Feng Rong thought for a while, "Give Yingkong a list, let the underworld take care of it a little, the number of reincarnation places is in the top five, after all, suicides must first stay in hell to be punished, and they must be reincarnated by lottery." ”

Lin Yingkong nodded, "No problem." ”

From the day of the release of the list to the day of the end of the volunteer report, the field team of the General Office took a breath of relief, and then because their suicide rescue rate was too high and the second suicide rate of the people they saved was reduced, the police secretly came to learn from it.

Everyone in the field team of the General Office looked confused.

What are their secrets to rescuing suicidal people?

Fei Rong's face was deep, "Probably ...... Nonsense. ”

Zhu Mengtian thought for a moment, "Gags?

Ding Youlan was very serious: "Actually, I have a hundred strategies to provide you, the first one...... balabala……”

Yi Ling swallowed hard, "Hmm, empathy? No, it's not me, it's my partner, he's good at this." ”

Lin Yingkong smiled slightly, confident, "As long as you show affection, they will only want to be an FFF group, and they will not want to commit suicide again." ”

Feng Rong finally summed up solemnly: "Cherish life, study hard, don't love learning, and don't have a shallow vision." ”

Everyone in the field service team of the General Office: "Minister, the style of the last sentence is wrong!"

——END

Extra: Unrequited love daily strategy

The word "crush" is actually not so suitable for Mr. Assistant.

After all, he has been in love with the minister for so many years, and he has never been very low-key, except for the seal in the world, which only I don't know, I guess there is no one who doesn't know about this matter.

But if you put the word unrequited love on Lin Yingkong a few years ago, there doesn't seem to be much inappropriate, he has liked Fengrong for so many years, at least six years before and after have been in the stage of unrequited love, and the single arrow can only see the minister's calm and blank expression when he collapses, Lin Yingkong feels that he can persist for so many years, which means that it is definitely true love!

Many years later, Lin Yingkong, who had successfully hugged the "beauty", recalled the green years again...... Ahem, no, in the time of bitter love, I still couldn't help but want to give myself a tear of sympathy, but I was silently abused by the minister who didn't understand the amorous feelings at that time, and my heart and liver were trembling.

At that time, Assistant Lin's daily life was basically like this-

When you don't have a mission......

Early in the morning, at 07:00 in the morning, get up on time, pamper yourself, clean up your appearance, and then open the wardrobe, recall what type of clothes you matched for the minister last night, and then happily take out the "couple outfit" and change it on.

At 08:20, the breakfast that can be different for a week is freshly baked and put in a bento box.

At 08:30, go out, knock on the door on the other side, go in with the key given by the seal, wait obediently in the living room, and by the way, check if there is any omission of the things that the minister wants to use today.

At 08:35, Lin Yingkong and the minister were walking on the road, and Mr. Assistant said some interesting morning news for him, Feng Rong listened silently, and occasionally said "um" - I have read it.

At 08:40, arriving at the headquarters building of the Spiritual Security Bureau on time, Lin Yingkong cheekily rubbed into Feng Rong's office, took out a lunch box and shared a delicious breakfast with him, while carefully observing whether Feng Rong likes to eat this type of breakfast today, while reporting the day's work schedule.

09:00, go to work, work, look for every reason to go in and out of the minister's office from time to time, take a look at it!

At 11:40, I checked the meals served in the canteen today, and found that there was a limited supply of the minister's favorite dishes, Lin Yingkong kicked Vonya to the top, and then sneaked to the canteen to prepare the meal in advance and brought it back, and was black-faced Vonya blackmailed a set of cosmetics, and needed to save money to support his family to marry the minister's assistant Mr. silently felt sorry for his wallet.

At 12:00, he rushed to the minister's office, took all means to prevent him from working without sleep or food, and then had lunch together, Lin Yingkong looked at Feng Rong's indifferent face, and secretly put the love process in his heart...... Hmm, 0.1 forward—what if you really fall in love for a long time?

At 13:00, I made an excuse to take a nap on the sofa in the minister's office, and Feng Rong was in the lounge next to it, less than five meters apart, and Assistant Lin said that he was very happy.

At 14:00, I woke up in the afternoon, full of energy, and Mr. Assistant reluctantly returned to work, and continued to look for opportunities to enter the office a few more times in the afternoon.

At 18:00, after work, Lin Yingkong sped up and finished the work in hand and went to the minister to help share it.

At 18:20, the minister's work was over, Lin Yingkong stared at the online reservation information of a newly opened restaurant, hesitated for a while, and then pretended to invite the minister to dinner inadvertently.

At 19:00, Lin Yingkong happily appeared in a newly opened Chinese restaurant with Feng Rong, pretending to calmly order a "single-minded" set meal, Feng Rong glanced at the name of the menu, still indifferent, not interested, Lin Yingkong was happy that he didn't find the cat in it, and he was also disappointed by his indifference.

At 20:00, the two people who finished eating the couple's package walked back, grabbed a wandering imp on the road, and notified the patrol members to come over to receive them, and the patrol members looked at them left and right, Lin Yingkong deliberately stretched out his hand and put it behind the seal, as if he was holding each other, and the members of the department immediately suddenly realized, and said in the internal group that they saw Assistant Lin and the secret minister come out on a date, and were beaten by the minister's fans.

At 21:00, I sent the minister home, and I received a temporary notice to go on a business trip tomorrow, so Lin Yingkong helped the minister pack his luggage, and slipped into his cloakroom to find suitable clothes for the business trip, and then took advantage of the time when Feng Rong went to take a bath, ran to the bedroom and secretly rubbed and lay on the bed where the minister slept for a minute, and immediately got up and picked up the hair that he accidentally fell.

At 22:00, the luggage was packed, there was no reason to stay at the minister's house, and the assistant had to leave reluctantly, go to the opposite door to go back to his home, and pinched his fingers to count how many times he had intimate contact with the minister today.