Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Banquet of Shanghongmen

A few days later, the moon invited the dinner again, but not only lemongrass and clouds, but also Wu Pupu.

That's right!!! She couldn't hold back anymore, like a little snake that smelled the breath of spring, and couldn't wait for the opportunity to move and capture her prey.

The so-called "where there are people, there are rivers and lakes", the reason why the dinner is called a dinner party is that it has a wonderful effect, but it seems to be relaxed and casual, but it is the surge of undercurrents, and it is the various states of life.

No, as far as the moon is concerned, this dinner is really a helpless move, but it is a few happy and a few sad.

Beforehand, she didn't know that Wu Pupu would also attend the dinner, and the surprise was that she gave the two of them a meeting gift, and she had to reconfirm the reaction of the two when they met, and what kind of mood swings were hidden inside, so as to carry out follow-up actions.

After booking a box, she and Lemongrass arrived half an hour early, waiting for the protagonists to appear early.

When it was almost the appointed time, Yunxiao hurried over, and after sitting down, he looked dusty, drank saliva, and asked casually: "Why don't you let me pick you up today?"

Lemongrass was about to speak, but was stopped by the moon, and the moon said slowly: "Your skills are not good!"

Suddenly, the clouds are full of red glow, like a burning city, instantly red through half of the sky, extending to the root of the ear.

Seeing this situation, lemongrass hurriedly spoke and softened: "Moon, make it clear, those who have a heart will misunderstand!"

Correct.......

The chick didn't mean anything, not only did it not calm down the embarrassing atmosphere, but it increasingly brought out the ambiguity in the moon's words.

Yunxiao squinted at the two chicks one after another, singing and squeezing him. His face had returned to normal, and he smiled sarcastically: "Just the two of you, then you still have to drive into the wall?"

"We'd love to. What's the matter? Sister is rich, I drive a car, I hit a car, can't I?"

"Okay, okay, what do you like!" Yunxiao surrendered.

While he was talking, he squeaked...... The door to the box was pushed open. But tonight's protagonist Wu Pupu made a brilliant appearance.

The moon peeked at the time, there were still five minutes before the agreed time, and smiled secretly: Wu Pupu is really an old man who has been in the workplace for a long time. He knows how to grasp the psychology of others. Too early, too impatient, too late, rudeness. Five minutes in advance. But it's just the right time, and it's proper for everyone's attention!

I saw Wu Pupu's fine long hair, with slight big waves, winding on the fragrant shoulders. The pink skin, under the reflection of the light, is extremely delicate. The fragrant red lips are like a scorching flame, seductive.

"If I were a man, I would immediately bow down under this woman's pomegranate dress. "The moon is close to lemongrass. Gossip whispered in her ear.

"If you were a man, I would have knocked you down. You've got it all in your pocket. How can you still be allowed to wander around, stir up flowers and grass, and swagger through the market? Scourge me alone, it's enough!" Lemongrass's easy joke made the moon embarrassed, such a shameless chick!

Wu Pupu's movements are extremely slow and his steps are light, as grand as a big star walking on the red carpet. Everywhere the eye goes, slow motion gives everyone plenty of time to take a closer look at her elaborate outfits.

Yunxiao was also attracted by the sound made by Wu Pupu, and at a glance, a different color slipped through the bottom of his eyes, which was the gaze of a man admiring a beautiful woman, and there was a trace of ambiguity in the playfulness.

Gee...... Wu Pupu really didn't disappoint her!

"Manager, come and sit. The moon was the first to come back to her senses, and greeted Wu Pupu sweetly.

As she spoke, Moon stood up and vacated her position next to the clouds, serving Wu Pupu and taking a seat, while she herself moved to a corner of the room, which was an excellent position for the two of them to observe.

After sitting down, Wu Pupu smiled and said, "Xiao Qi, we are all friends in private, you can do whatever you want, you don't have to call me a manager." ”

The moon was frightened, and secretly speculated: The boss is polite to you, that is really polite, don't take it seriously!

Xin Xinran said: "Manager, get used to it, I can't change it for a while." ”

"Xiao Qi, just call me Xiao Pu. That's what my friends call me. "Wu Pupu doesn't know the moon's thoughts!

I'm a lot older, and I'm still a little pu! I secretly despise it, but the moon doesn't show half of its color.

Just when the moon was hesitating, Lemongrass, who had experienced strong winds and waves, was unceremonious, affectionate and sticky: "Xiao Pu, you can order food! Xiao Qi has a treat today, don't be polite to her." ”

As he spoke, Lemongrass handed the menu to Wu Pupu, but saw Wu Pupu push away the recipe and order directly, and said word by word: "Mao-blood-Wang." ”

Immediately, he raised his hand and motioned for others to order.

The moon knows: the show is about to be staged!

At the moment when she just ordered, Wu Pupu's elongated tone seemed to declare war on Yunxiao, and the pot of "Mao Xuewang" was clearly the fuse for her to provoke Yunxiao.

But there is no way to know: what is special about "Mao Xuewang" to Yunxiao and Wu Pupu?

The moon took the recipe from Lemongrass's embarrassed and confused hand, and handed it to Yunxiao, who was stunned, and pulled it back to reality with a timely speech, saying, "Yunxiao, you have some." ”

Yunxiao didn't refuse, opened the menu and hurriedly browsed.

In his spare time, the moon's gaze lingered on the two of them, observing carefully, but he caught a glimpse of Wu Pupu's gaze unabashedly sticking to Yunxiao's handsome face.

Flipping around, as if unable to decide, Yunxiao turned to stare at the moon, and suddenly asked softly, "Xiao Qi, what do you want to eat?"

The moon was stunned, obviously caught off guard by the bastard's troubles, and secretly complained: She doesn't want to be cannon fodder! ”

Secretly cursed in my heart: You kid did it on purpose, right? offend my boss, do you think I work too comfortably?

"Then let's have something light! You have a weak spleen and stomach lately, and you are a little angry. Fruit and vegetable salad, red bean paste, bread temptation, three cups of watermelon juice. Yunxiao's voice was not high, but it was full of magnetism.

The moon noticed the details, Yunxiao only ordered three glasses of watermelon juice, obviously there were four people here, oh oh....... you kid want to stir up trouble?

Wu Pupu's provocative gaze was in the sky. said: "Yunxiao, when did you change to a vegetarian diet?"

Seeing his unhappy frown, Wu Pupu fiercely suppressed his smile. And his next words are even more wonderful, with puns on them!

"Eating more meat is not beneficial to the body, and people become groggy and confused, unable to see clearly and understand. Since switching to a vegetarian diet, I feel relaxed and unburdened. Leave only the joy and ease from the inside out. ”

The moon on the side couldn't help but secretly applaud his wonderful speech, which ...... Vivid advertising words!

Gee......

Yunxiao, who has always been gentle and humble, scolds people without dirty words!

On the other hand, he was secretly worried: What kind of wind is the clouds pumping? She's going to die ugly!

Wu Pupu was a little embarrassed, but still unwilling to say: "Oh...... For me, when I fell in love with food, I was used to the wonderful taste, like taking drugs. Once addicted. I can't quit again!"

Damn!!! Such a blatant confession, fools can hear it, Wu Pupu clearly hinted at Yunxiao: Some people, once they fall in love and are attached, they can't forget it.

Lemongrass nestled in the corner, silent: this was the beginning of her acquaintance, ruthless to those she didn't care about. It looks like a little fox and occasionally bites.

Lemongrass almost couldn't hold back her laughter. But it turned into a faint smile on his face, and it fell in the eyes of others, which was no different from ordinary.

Yunxiao didn't answer, Wu Pupu's aggressiveness, he didn't understand, but he didn't want to think of mentioning it.

Mao Xuewang was their mutual favorite.

Once, two people were head to head, eating sweat all over their foreheads, sticking out the tongue of the orangutan spicy, pouring ice water fiercely, and using their hands as fans, but they still couldn't stop their enthusiasm, that is, it was extremely spicy!

This pot floats with red chili peppers, mixed with countless peppercorns, like people's first love, hot and spicy stimulating the senses, shedding tears, dripping snot and fearless, continue to move forward bravely! Spicy into the mouth, through the throat into the stomach, warm a little prickly, but stimulate people's taste buds, people can't help but want to eat more, love deeper!

A piece of duck blood, a piece of hairy belly, and a bean sprout were all picked clean by them.

After each meal, the next day Wu Pupu must have a stomach upset, and his mouth enjoys the spicy enjoyment, but his stomach can't stand such a hot stimulation. In the end, it was the whole body that endured the discomfort of the day before such a feast ended.

Such a feast that once made Wu Pupu want to stop!

"Spicy food is too stimulating and not good for health, so I've quit it. Xiao Qi took me to try different ways to eat, she made me fall in love with "pineapple fritters and shrimp", drizzled with a slightly sweet salad dressing, the shrimp is wrapped in fritters, and the pineapple is very refreshing but soft and tender. Mao Xuewang, I haven't eaten it for a long time, and even after more improvements, I still can't escape the word spicy. ”

The clouds spoke eloquently, not hurriedly, and there was only calm in the eyes of staring at Wu Pupu, but there was no trace of waves.

At that time, when Wu Pupu suddenly heard Yunxiao calling her softly: "Ah Wu", her throat tightened, and her eyes were full of soft light staring at her Yunxiao......

Instead, as if remembering something, Wu Pupu glared at the moon angrily, and that look had the intention of devouring her alive.

Moon, who was drinking water, was blocked in her throat with a mouthful of water, unable to spit it out, unable to swallow, choked into her nose, and couldn't stop coughing, lemongrass quickly patted her on the back......

Relieved, the moon shifted its anger to the initiator, Yunxiao, and her eyes were full of invisible X-rays that could kill people: What the hell are you going to do? You want to pull me into the water, right? Auntie, I'll be with you to the end.

Turning his face with a smile, he explained to Wu Pupu: "Xiao Pu, if you don't dislike it, welcome to join our team! We are a golden combination, and we just lack a wise and wise person like you to lead us." ”

After saying that, she hated to shave her ears, and the moon was extremely self-despiseful: in order to only break her job, she had to practice herself like this, and by the way, she had to offer her best friend's hands?

If it is changed to other sister paper, the moon must cooperate with the clouds: quickly paste it, hold his arm, and say sweetly: My dear, how can you talk about such a private thing with others?

In other words, in order to get rid of the warblers, warblers, swallows, wild bees, waves and butterflies, the moon and the clouds are not less cooperative to play such a drama.

Wu Pupu looked back and forth in turn, lemongrass looked like an outsider who didn't care about me, the moon and Yunxiao were glaring at each other, waiting for Yunxiao to exit, but Wu Pupu replied knowingly: "Okay!"

The clouds were sullen and no longer spoken.

After a while, when the three glasses of watermelon juice he dug his grave were served, the moon grabbed the first shot before he made a move, and placed a cup for each of the three beauties in turn, while beckoning: "The watermelon juice in this restaurant is very famous, the taste is unique and rich, Xiaopu, you can taste it!"

After speaking, he took a sip first, and then, after the three glasses of watermelon juice had been contaminated, the moon slowly spoke: "Yunxiao loves to drink it the most! It's a pity that ......"

Looking at the triumphant little woman opposite, Yunxiao couldn't cry or laugh, so he could only shake his head and ignore it.

During the banquet, Yunxiao talked and joked with Moon Lemongrass from time to time, but he no longer paid attention to Wu Pupu.

The moon had to be speechless from time to time to find a word for Wu Pu Pu Yuan.

After stumbling and eating a meal, the moon was already sweating profusely.

What kind of Hongmen banquet is this? It's obviously a big hole dug for yourself!

What is called "the leader's sycophant is not easy to shoot, it is not good to pat the horse's legs", what is "Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, he is not a person inside and out", thanks to the clouds, the moon has finally seen! )

PS: Today, it has been changed to two changes, and the number of words remains the same, 6000+

The second watch is to ask for an order, dear