[004] It's all a cheat......
"Haha......"
"Rich!"
"I made it!"
With the sound of countless banknotes falling to the ground, Wang Dong's face instantly swelled up with a touch of ecstasy, and he didn't need to look at it, he also knew that he had succeeded.
Because he could clearly feel that the banknotes that had just been raised by him were far more than one, and there must be nearly a hundred bills!
"Great!"
Wang Dong couldn't wait to open his eyes, but the scene in front of him couldn't help but make him dumbfounded on the spot, and the smile on his face froze almost instantly.
I saw that there were indeed a lot of banknotes scattered in front of him, far more than one, but the problem was that these banknotes were all a dime?
That's right!
Wang Dong counted it, and there were a hundred sheets, all of which were a dime, not even a piece......
"I'm going?"
Wang Dong was dumbfounded, how could he not have thought that the so-called "one million profits" would actually be like this?
"Nima!"
Wang Dong scolded, if the quantity was discounted alone, he would endure it. But the problem is that he spent ten dollars, and Meow conjured up a hundred gross tickets for him, what the hell is this?
After making trouble for a long time, isn't it still only ten yuan?
Isn't this an "automatic zero change machine"?
I'm so sick, do I need you to change me so much change?
Wang Dong was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, and then he began to reflect on himself, was there something wrong that led to such a result?
Wang Dong, who didn't give up, soon spent ten yuan to try again, but the result was exactly the same as just now!
still can only conjure up a hundred gross tickets, and what is even more embarrassing is that Wang Dong also found another problem: the numbers on the two hundred gross tickets are exactly the same!
Isn't this a counterfeit?
Fortunately, all this money is a dime, and no one will pay attention to their numbers at all, if this is changed to a hundred, then he will not be directly twisted to the public security organs?
"What about your uncle!"
The more Wang Dong thought about it, the more angry he became, originally he was still waiting to conjure up money to "counterattack", but not only did he fail to conjure up money, but he also let himself get into twenty?
Wang Dong couldn't cry or laugh, and then he thought of the other two skills in the "Three Treasures of Fortune", "Wishing you prosperity" and "Windfall in hand"!
Try again?
There's nothing to do anyway, just try it!
And it's different from "a million profits", the remaining two skills are all "no capital trading", and they directly turn money out of thin air! Even if they fail, they should have no loss to themselves, right?
Just do it, Wang Dong immediately tried to show the "Wishing you prosperity", directly shook his hands, jumped up and down like a fool and said: "Wishing you prosperity, Wishing you prosperity......"
The sound of "bang-la-la" kept sounding, and one after another coins suddenly fell from Wang Dong's body......
Did it finally work?
Seeing that there were more and more coins on the ground, to say the least, there must be one or two hundred, Wang Dong finally stopped, lay on the ground and checked.
After confirming that these coins were all genuine, Wang Dong's face welled up with a touch of ecstasy!
A coin is a coin, isn't that better than nothing?
Although he can't make a fortune, at least his future living expenses should be guaranteed......
"Haha!"
Wang Dong laughed heartily and was about to change a little more, when at this moment, the sound of someone opening the door with a key suddenly sounded outside the door.
"Hey, who's in there, why are you still locked?"
This was the voice of his roommate, the fat man, who said impatiently, "Hurry up and open the door?"
"It's coming!"
Wang Dong was startled, fortunately he locked the door just now, otherwise if he was seen by the fat man, he really didn't know how to explain.
Hurriedly put away the gross tickets and coins on the ground, and Wang Dong hurriedly opened the door.
"What is this?"
As soon as he entered the door, the fat man couldn't help but ask the fox with a full face: "Why did you open the door now?"
"Uh......"
Of course, Wang Dong couldn't tell the fat man the truth, so he casually made an excuse: "I'm exercising!"
"Workout?"
As soon as these words came out, the fat man was immediately happy: "Pull it down, I don't know you yet......?
"Huh?"
Before he finished speaking, the fat man seemed to notice the sweat on Wang Dong's face, and then said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, look at you sweating profusely, you kid shouldn't be in ...... What's that?"
"Huh?"
Wang Dong was obviously stunned for a moment, and his head seemed to be a little unturned: "What, what?"
"That's it!"
The fat man blinked, and the expression on his face became more and more obscene, and he smiled: "You know ......"
"Damn!"
Wang Dong finally reacted and scolded directly: "Do you know your sister? Where do you want to go? I was really exercising just now......
"Cut!"
The fat man pursed his lips, so that he would not believe Wang Dong's nonsense: "Pretend! You continue to pretend to be ......."
"Believe it or not!"
Wang Dong rolled his eyes, he didn't bother to explain anymore, the yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants, it was not but was.
Fortunately, the fat man didn't continue to ask, but suddenly changed the topic, and complained with a face: "By the way, isn't your kid in the hospital?"
"Why don't you say it's gone, I've been looking for it for a long time!"
"So you saved me?"
Wang Dong suddenly realized, and then said with a grateful face: "Thank you!"
"Hey, what's the matter with me?"
The fat man shook his head and asked with concern, "Are you okay?" you scared me to death last night......
"It's okay!"
Wang Dong said with a wry smile: "I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm a little stimulated......"
"Heart disease?"
The fat man was stunned for a moment: "No, why did the doctor say that you were fine, but a little angry......
Get angry?
As soon as these words came out, Wang Dong couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then shook his head: "How could it be? You can't have heard it wrong, right? I'm congenital, and I've had ...... since my mother's womb."
"Won't it?"
The fat man's face became more and more suspicious, and he said, "But that's what the doctor said?"
"That's right!"
Speaking of this, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and hurriedly took out a physical examination sheet from his pocket: "This is your physical examination report, you can read it yourself!"
"Oh?"
Wang Dong subconsciously took a look, and sure enough, it was his own physical examination report, but the strange thing was that according to the statement on the physical examination list, his heart was completely normal?
"Huh?"
"This ......"
Wang Dong was a little dumbfounded, and the first thought in his mind was, was it because he had obtained the "God of Wealth System", and by the way, even his heart disease was directly cured?
I'll go!
Thinking of this, Wang Dong's face suddenly became a little excited, and he couldn't help but hug the fat man directly: "Great! It seems that my illness is really cured!"
Knowing the news that his heart attack was likely to have been cured, Wang Dong was even happier than having obtained the "God of Wealth System"!
"Uh-"
At the same time, the fat man said, "That...... Otherwise, you'd better go to the hospital for a follow-up, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Wang Dong nodded hurriedly, even if there was no reminder from the fat man, he planned to go to the hospital for another check-up.
It's just that before he went out, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang at this time, and it was actually a text message from the bank?
"Huh?"
Wang Dong was shocked, thinking that his family had paid him living expenses again, so he hurriedly clicked on it to take a look.
Then he was dumbfounded......
Because this is actually a consumer text message, saying that Wang Dong's bank card spent fifteen yuan five minutes ago.
"Huh?"
Wang Dong was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that he didn't consume it, and the card was on his body, could it be stolen by someone?
But how can it be only fifteen dollars for stealing?
And then he received the second, the third, the fourth......
In just a few seconds, Wang Dong soon received several more text messages, and each of them was a consumer text message from the bank!
The amount is not large, only a dozen yuan each time, and when you add it together, it is only about two hundred yuan......
"Bastard, isn't this a fucking money grab?"
Wang Dong was so angry that he couldn't help but quickly dial the bank's customer service number, but before the phone could be connected, he suddenly stopped again.
The coldness in my mind sounded again, those coins that had just been conjured up with "Wishing you prosperity"!
No way?
Wang Dong's face collapsed instantly, could it be that the coins he just conjured up were all the money in his bank card?