【Eighty-one】The mother and the bride
I just found out that today is Mother's Day, and I endured sleepiness to write this diary, well, I'm almost 20 years old, and I want to say something inappropriate to my mother for children. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Mom, you must be asleep now, you must not know that I haven't slept now, it's so bad, it's okay, I go to bed so late every day, ah, Mom, what are you staring at? Aren't you just going to sleep a little late? Then you don't get up until half an hour of class the next day, it's normal, ah? What are you going to do, how are you going to take out the broom? Don't mess around, I'm going to call my dad if you mess around again! If you have something to say, besides, are you willing to beat me? Anger will get old, although you have now entered menopause, but I think you must have been a beautiful little girl 30 years ago, and then met my dad, became his bride, regarded his hometown as a new hometown, and then had children, I heard you talk about your tragic past, I also think it is not easy for you, you gave birth to 7 children before and after, but only supported 3, and the survival rate is less than 50% Tragedy, fortunately I survived, and have managed to live for 20 years, you are proud enough, I am a good boy, my aunts who have seen me say so. I don't let you worry, I don't fight, I don't smoke, I don't drink, and of course, I still drink and smoke when I have a friend on his birthday. What you said, although I secretly disobey the yang and yin, but on the surface I will still lie to you to rest assured, ah, why did you take out the broom again, put it down, the room is already very clean, there is no need to clean it. Don't worry, I'll definitely have a chance in the future, you won't even have confidence in me, right! What? You want a daughter-in-law? This, not for the time being, don't ask, this is really not! I didn't lie to you, I'm still young, I can't fall in love, this is what you said yourself in 1996 when I liked that little girl in preschool, don't you remember? You are really old, you have changed from my father's bride to my mother, and encouraged me to find a girl, in fact, you really don't have to worry about this, Confucius said: Everyone can get a girl, although I don't know if this sentence is what he said, but I have always been convinced, and I am also ready to put it into action, May 12, and see if your son can chase the girl to his hand, chase better, can't catch, that's a tragedy, I won't be sad, feelings can not be forced, just like the woman you are often jealous of, when you didn't meet my dad before, the two of them frowned, but then my dad didn't marry youI have already seen this kind of thing very openly, I don't need you to teach me, when I reach the age where I want to get married, there will naturally be a girl who will become my bride.
You're okay at home, you can still jump, in fact, I admire you for jumping more than 1,000 ropes every afternoon, you really have perseverance, I lack perseverance, anticlimactic, I'm also correcting, I want to correct very much, strong ideas, but it's hard to do, just like now, I said early in the morning that I would go to bed before zero, otherwise I won't be allowed to surf the Internet within 10 minutes after getting up the next day, but I haven't done it much, it's almost 4 o'clock now, and I'm going to sleep immediately after writing.
Looking back now, I used to make you angry and cry, especially when I was in junior high school, but I didn't mean to, don't take it to heart, now that I'm older, I won't let you cry anymore, you have to enjoy life more, watch more youth idol dramas, arouse your young heart, of course, if you watch "Huanzhu Gege", "Deep Love and Rain" and the like, don't blame me for killing my relatives with righteousness!
I'll be able to see you in a little more than a month, didn't you say that you haven't seen a train in your life? It's okay, I'll take you and my dad on a plane during the holiday in June, and we will go to Shanghai to find my sister, and then go to see the World Expo, to see Jay Chou's concert, don't you like him to sing "East Wind Breaking"? When the time comes, listen to him sing it himself.
Alas, I really want to sleep, so I'll call you another day.
2010-05-09