Today Zhimin asked me if it was difficult to chase girls, I grabbed his shoulders and said solemnly: "Brother, tell me if you can't think of anything, why do you have to punish yourself for such a painful thing?"

"Is it so serious? isn't it just chasing a girl?" Zhimin slapped my hand away and said disappreciatively. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You haven't chased it, of course I don't know what it's like, and now, I'll use my own bloody example to show the story!" After that, I ran to the store below to buy a bottle of Sprite, ran up again, took a sip, and began a very important lecture in his life.

"It's hard to chase girls, it's hard, it's as hard as the sky. First of all, among the 100 girls, there is probably one that makes you feel, this is the probability of 1 in 100, of course, if your appreciation level is only limited to Sister Feng's kind, it is another matter. Do you like Sister Feng? If you do, I don't need to tell you about the rest. I stopped and asked.

Zhimin thought about it and replied honestly: "Although Sister Feng looks okay, I will never like this type!"

"Huh?" I exclaimed, "You're okay, so you admire her?"

"No, no, no, no, it's not like that!" Zhimin quickly explained.

"You're not honest! If you like it, you like it, and I won't talk about you, you see, there's just no one around, let's say it! Do you like Sister Feng? I will never tell anyone. "I'm going to do it.

"I don't like Sister Feng, don't spew blood!" Zhimin said angrily, with a thick neck and a red face, it seemed that he was really angry.

I nodded: "Looking at your gritted teeth, you should really dislike Sister Feng, okay, then I agree that you don't like Sister Feng, and continue to talk about the back." Among the 100 girls who make you feel, there will probably be 1 who is in the same living environment as you, not a stranger who passes by in a hurry, for example, you have feelings for Sister Feng, but Sister Feng and you are not in the same living environment, she is a star, you are just an ordinary person in the vast sea of people, you can't catch her! The person you want to chase must be your classmates, neighbors, colleagues and other people who are in the same living environment as you, here is another 1%. Do you think it?," I asked rhetorically.

"Reason, reason!" Zhimin nodded quickly, looking like he was listening carefully.

I took a sip of Sprite and continued: "Third, since this girl can qualify from the first two factors, then she is undoubtedly very good, will such an excellent girl not have a boyfriend? Has she been blind for more than ten years of life, and other men are blind? Just waiting for you to pick this flower? So the probability that she doesn't have a boyfriend is 1%! Do you say yes, if you have such a little girl growing up with you, will you hold back your animal desires and not destroy the flowers? Will you not take action? Would you be willing to spit out this piece of meat that reaches your mouth? No, saying that she has a 1% chance of not having a boyfriend is a very high rate. ”

"Yes! Yes! If I had a little girl who was my neighbor when I was a child, I would have done it a long time ago! I wouldn't let her grow up at all!" Zhi Min nodded and said hatefully.

"Fourth, she can come out alive from the first three levels I set, she must be one in ten thousand, such an excellent girl must have countless suitors, you are just one of the little ants, how can you stand out from countless suitors? Do you have the strength? You go and look in the mirror yourself and answer me, the mirror is behind the door, no need for me to remind you. I pointed to the bedroom door.

Ji Min walked behind the door, took a photo, pulled his hair behind his ears that he hadn't washed for three weeks, and then walked back to me and replied dejectedly, "No!"

"Don't be discouraged!" I patted him on the shoulder and comforted, "How can a big man be so depressed? You are not without hope, so be it! I will give you 1%, and now you have 1% hope! Don't be sad! 1% is very high, only 99% lower than me! Okay, continue to the fifth point. With that, I took a sip of Sprite.

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"It's still early!" I played with the bottle cap in my hand, but unexpectedly I suddenly saw a "another bottle", and hurriedly rushed downstairs, changed a bottle, and then ran up, calmed down a few breaths, and continued: "Fifth, even if you stand out from the many people who pursue her, does she have to accept you? Falling in love is a matter of two people, she doesn't like you, everything is in vain! So the decision is in her hands, you are so inconspicuous, she can have a 1% chance of accepting you!

"In reason, in reason!" Zhi Min nodded his head, like a chicken eating rice, after saying that, Zhi Min broke his fingers and began to calculate, I quickly stopped him, "Don't count yet, I haven't finished talking yet!" I held his hand and continued: "The sixth point, the sixth point is very important! If the first five points can be changed, then there is no way to change the sixth point! Life is short, life is short, you are not a yang god, it is impossible to live with heaven and earth, and it is immortal, so your time to pursue her is limited, count you as 100 years old!" In this way, the probability that you can catch her in your lifetime is 1/100, don't you say? If you say that you can live thousands of years or tens of thousands of years, then don't play with me in the future, I can't afford it, I'll be 100 years, and you're not done after I play, it's too unfair!"

"Alas, don't, if you don't play me, no one will play me, okay, me, I can only live to be 100 years old, 100 years old. Zhimin hurriedly said.

"Well, that's pretty much it. I took another sip of Sprite, and the sweet feeling went straight to my heart, and the taste of a fairy was wafting, this Sprite was really a good thing! I couldn't help but rub the Sprite bottle carefully, only to see a few big words written on it - Sprite is cold to the heart, and it is healthier to wash. Huh, when did Sprite change its advertising words?

I turned my head to look at Zhimin, only to find that he was folding his fingers with a sad face, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhimin looked at me and said worriedly: "This, how to calculate the total probability?"

"It's not simple, 1/100 to the sixth power, that's 1/10000000000000, well, that's one trillion. I said calmly.

There are only 6 billion people on this earth, and 3 billion of them are men. Zhimin said angrily.

"No, no, no," I said, waving my hand, "that's the probability of ordinary people, not yours." ”

"Huh?" Zhimin's eyes lit up, "Then what is my probability?", and looked at me expectantly after speaking.

"Your probability? Yours is going to multiply that by 1 percent, which is one in a hundred trillion. I shook my head and said regretfully.

"Why!" Zhimin asked with a trembling grip on my hand.

I took away his dirty hands and said slowly, "Listen slowly, don't worry, the old man will give you an explanation." In fact, it is more difficult to keep a love than to pursue a love, the so-called 'husband is not guilty, pregnant with a woman is guilty', your girlfriend is so good, others are not eyeing it? So your trouble has just begun, you have to prevent fire and theft, senior brother, not only that, you also have to guard against classmates, roommates, teachers, principals, and the son of the woman who sells buns at the school gate, everyone has to guard against it, otherwise your girlfriend will become someone else's! Not only that, even if you prevent everyone, but you have to make her die for you! Don't let her feel tired. ”

"Then what can I do to keep her from getting tired?" Zhi Min grabbed my hand and asked quickly, looking very eager.

"That's a constructive question!" I exclaimed, touching his head and teaching, "You have to remember four words -- if you leave." If it is, there is nothing to say, it is to be together, but if you leave, it will be difficult to do, you must grasp the degree, otherwise if you accidentally leave with her, she will be with someone else, and then you will really leave. Therefore, it is more difficult to keep a love than to pursue a love, and no one can destroy it. For example, you and your girlfriend are together, at this time I appeared, I am brave and martial, a generation of Tianjiao, and what about you? thief eyebrows, like a wolf and a dog, your girlfriend compared, I feel that I was blind at the beginning and would actually look at you, fortunately, I woke up not too late, and there was a little rescue, so I jumped into my arms without saying a word, pestering me, I couldn't drag it away, and your love ended like this. But we're good brothers, I wouldn't do such a thing! I'm not that kind of person! But others don't have to! Although they're a little worse than me, they're still very good compared to you! So the probability that you can protect this love is 1%, understand?"

"Understood. Zhimin looked desolate and said faintly.

"Oh, by the way, if you have a girlfriend in the future, you must introduce it to me! We brothers, look at my brother and sister! Alas, alas, don't have this expression, I won't eat your girlfriend, am I like this kind of person? Am I like this??!! I've been a brother for a few years, and you don't even know who I am?! I'm not alive! Don't stop me, I'm going to jump off the building from here! Even the best brother doesn't believe me anymore, what's the point of my life! Hmm? Do you believe it? Oh, then I won't jump, damn it, this building is so high, it scares me to death. ”

"Do you have any questions? Otherwise, I'll be out of class, and Lili and Fangfang are still waiting for me at the old place!" I said, looking at my watch.

"Yes, yes!" Zhi Min hurriedly grabbed me: "Zhao, according to what you say, my probability is one in one trillion, then, there is one point of hope, right?" Zhi Min stammered and asked, with a determined color in his eyes, as if he was going to fight for that one in a hundred trillion, no! How could this be! He was not desperate! He still wanted to chase a girl! No! Resolutely no! Resolutely not to! Resolutely want to kill this seed of hope! I squeezed his hand and asked: " Do you know what the one in a hundred trillion is?"

Jimin shook his head and looked at me innocently.

I looked at the sky outside the window and sighed: "One in a hundred trillion! What a concept! This requires you to start from the Yuanmou people, and pursue every female that has appeared in this world, pay attention! It is a female, not a woman, and this includes beasts, apes, chimpanzees, and so on, which have not yet fully evolved, and you must not let go of any of them, and you must chase each one." Now, you've come to ancient times, in a vast grassland, and it's the annual mating season, and you've seen an ape with less hair, and it's her! You have been looking for a few days, and finally found such a little hairy ape, barely acceptable, you bravely pursued her, using the thigh of a sika deer as a token of love, she saw that there was food, her eyes lit up, suddenly, a tall male ape appeared, looking at you angrily, ah! At this time, you realize that you have chosen the wrong target, it turns out that this ape is the wife of the tribal leader, you run quickly, but how can you outrun it? Just when you think you're about to die, you see a cliff, what? You hesitate? Don't hesitate! Jump! There must be a waterhole down there! You're the protagonist, you can't die! Okay, you're jumping, you're falling, and you see the angry ape on the cliff! Don't be afraid! It won't dare to jump! You can raise your middle finger at it, and boom! You've landed in a mountain stream, and you're not dead, are you? At this time, you see a female orangutan on the shore, and you have a new goal, you went to pursue her, but your sika deer thigh has been sent away! You have no love token, and the chimpanzee happens to be very hungry, she wants to eat you, you can't chase her, you hurry up, run, run, run! The Stone Age has passed, the Bronze Age has come, and at this time the apes have almost evolved completely, and you can already see the woman walking upright, although it is O-shaped legs and figure-eight feet, but it is always better than the ape! You can chase it with confidence, there will be no more tribal leaders, there will be no more man-eating chimpanzees, you can pursue it with confidence! What? You haven't chased it yet? Don't worry, don't worry, there are still many dynasties waiting for you behind, the so-called 5,000 years of China, you have chased one dynasty after another, from the Shang Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, and in the blink of an eye to China's modern history, you haven't caught up yet? Okay! Then you have chased it to the 21st century, chase it! Chase every one! Remember, it is every one, during which there must not be a large-scale disaster like the Indian Ocean tsunami, otherwise hundreds of thousands of people will die, you have nothing to do, and don't be discouraged if you can't catch up, you are also a witness to history, and the future history exam will not be difficult for you! At this time, the wheel of history has come to the 21st century. In 2010, you finally met your great benefactor, that is, me! After listening to my speech, you felt that your mouth was suddenly opened, and you were enlightened, and the next day you sent a marriage notice on the Internet, maybe it was a shocking coincidence of history, maybe it was an unintentional arrangement of fate, in short, under the mediation of the vast history, you saw her! This is the result of countless coincidences in history! Although that woman has a bloody mouth and some atavistic facial features, but -- in your words -- you think she looks okay! It's not that you haven't seen a princess or something like a phoenix girl before, but in your eyes, only she is truly worthy of the word 'phoenix'! As for who she is, I won't say more, the future has been arranged, she is destined to be yours, and she can't escape!"

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(This article is pure nonsense, if there are similarities, it is impossible.) ）

- Excerpt from Huang Huayi's "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book".

This is the 172nd and final diary entry of 2010. Well, a year has passed like this, really fast, this year is my last time in college, this year I passed my 20th birthday, this year I have no story with those former girls, this year I chased a few girls but failed, but it doesn't matter, people always have to become mature, I am no longer young, I can no longer waste my time, I can't afford to spend it, as I said above, I only have 100 years, maybe 80 years, 60 years. Next year I will start looking for a job, I will finish writing my book, and start trying to submit, no matter what the result is, there is always a hope, just like Zhimin chasing girls, there is always 1 hope, I hope more, can happen to a girl in the future, of course, there are two things better, if you really can't and can't do it, just like "If You Are Honest Do Not Disturb 2" said - "You see, or don't see me, I'm here, not sad or happy......" , Han Han also said that if you want to become a writer, you have to go through one woman after another, well, how good it is, no wonder I always think about girls, it turns out that I want to be a writer, it is by no means Sichun's superficial behavior, in fact, I am very simple in nature, I think you know this better than Zhimin.

There is 1 minute left until New Year's Day, and the whole world is waiting. In the new year, I don't know what will happen, I don't know who will leave and who will come, but no matter what, I wish everyone in the world is like a dragon, everyone is like a phoenix, and I wish you all a pain on New Year's Day.

See you next year.