Chapter 468: You Don't Understand the World of My Golden Short Draw (Kim Taeyeon's Exclusive Chapter Name)

Kim Taeyeon's infinite convulsions are infinitely funny, "You don't understand the world of my golden short convulsions", the content of this chapter may have a hilarious effect (self-opinion?), the painting style of this chapter is more 'dirty', please consciously protect your chin and friends. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Little Potatoes and Dog's Tail Grass" is only a small part of this chapter.

This chapter is super large, the word count is 4500, and one chapter looks cool to you~!

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Girls' Generation dormitory on the second floor of the master bedroom bathroom, in the bathtub.

After the entanglement, the two tongues separated, slowed down the spirit, and fought again.

"Yuna"

"Huh?"

"Pani's matter, are you angry with me, blame me for not being in time..."

"Don't say stupid things. I'm not mad at you, I was throwing a tantrum downstairs just now, not intentionally targeting you. ”

"Well, I'm relieved when you say that, I thought you were angry with me, but I do have shortcomings in the matter of Pani being beaten, I shouldn't have watched her get slapped, Yun'er, I'm sorry, ah~! Hiss..."

"yes, I pinched it, I pinched it on purpose, how is it, is it sour?"

"Cool fart! It's a pain! Hah..."

"Do you feel like an electric current is running through your body?"

"There's a fart!"

"That trembled violently, there must be, right?"

"There's a fart!"

"Hey, Lee Soon-gyu, why is there nothing but pain?

"It's a fart! It's a pain!"

"Damn, it's going to be again..."

"it! Hmm..."

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After pestering again, Li Sunny is honest, at least his mouth is honest, at least he is not 'arrogant'.

"Ai"

"Aang?"

"Anyway, you came here by yourself, what should Taeyeon do? If you leave her alone in the empty bed, can she bear it?"

"Don't mention her to me! she's not human tonight!"

"Not human? What's wrong with her?"

Getting up from Lin Yun'er's arms and looking into her eyes, Sunny's expression instantly changed from shyness to resentment, and he complained to Lin Yun'er: "Yes, it's not human!" Yuna, I can't come here, because I can't stand it anymore, she Kim Taeyeon is the reincarnation of the fart spirit tonight, and the farts are released one after another, I really didn't expect that the two roasted sweet potatoes she ate in the afternoon could have such a strong effect and power at this time, and it almost made me stupid, no, when I first came into your room, I was actually confused at that time..."

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Here, Sunny was complaining to Lim Yoona about how Kim Taeyeon had turned into a fart spirit, over there, in the room across the door.

Porphyry~

"Damn, another..."

Kim Tae-yeon, who was a little misty with her own fart, pinched her nose with one hand and waved wildly with the other, trying to dispel the strange smell in the air that really didn't smell good...

It's not that it doesn't smell good, it's not good at all, and at this point, this room is equivalent to a 'gas chamber'!

It's no wonder that Sunny would run away from the house, otherwise he would be in a vegetative state if he was really collapsed (smoked) and who would be responsible for this?

One fart after another, Kim Taeyeon couldn't sleep at all, she wasn't worried about her stomach rumbling and all kinds of noises, she was most worried about being smoked to death by her own fart in her sleep...

There is no other discomfort in the stomach except for the constant screaming, the stomach does not hurt and I don't want to squat, but there are so many farts, and Kim Taeyeon is also speechless about this: Could it be that those two sweet potatoes have become sperm?

"Hey, it's all to blame for the two roasted sweet potatoes in the afternoon, I knew I was going to suffer such a big sin, I didn't eat anything, I blamed the guy in the busy, if she didn't buy the roasted sweet potatoes back, what should I blame her? I don't know if she's like me now... Well, no, Sika shouldn't let her do whatever she wants, let alone let her be unscrupulous, otherwise Sika will beat her ass..."

Porphyry~

"Shet!"

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(Xu Xian: Sister Taeyeon, you are still unreasonable, I forced you to eat the roasted sweet potato, I bought three for you to rob two, you are embarrassed to say me, hum, stinky and shameless Sister Taeyeon... ）

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Anyway, Kim Taeyeon can't help it, can you just not put it if you don't want to put it?

I really didn't want to continue 'self-abuse' anymore, so I gritted my teeth, and Kim Taeyeon finally made up her mind!

Walk to the window and open all the windows (breathable), walk back and turn on the small fan to blow at the window (blow away the smell of fart), go to the bed and take the remote control to turn the air conditioner to a strong wind (blow away the smell of farts strongly)...

People will always die, and they will be frozen to death, and they can't be smoked to death by their own farts!

Porphyry~!

"Ah, I'll go! if you dare to put one more, I'll find something to block you!"

slapped his ass hard, porphyry~ (If you don't shoot this time, you may not have this fart), Kim Taeyeon, who is full of black lines and ready to let go, fell her eyes on the bedside table, where there is a cucumber, at least thirty centimeters long and five centimeters thick...

Looking at the big cucumber covered with thorns with a little deep meaning, Kim Taeyeon fell into deep thought: If you use it, will it be a little too much (there is a picture in an instant)... Bloody, it's so scary, I don't dare to think about it, I don't dare to think about it, what is the matter if I burst my chrysanthemum?

So Kim Taeyeon decisively gave up the big cucumber and moved her eyes to the cylindrical potato chip packaging box next to the big cucumber: Well, this is good, this... It's ten centimeters in diameter, wouldn't it be too thick, anyway, Sunny used to climb the bed, and no one else could see it, should I try it... Based on that experience, if you want to try it, you may have to prepare some liquid with a lubricating effect, otherwise it will be too dry to send inside... Well, just give it a try, who told me to look forward to that feeling?

Thinking about it, Kim Taeyeon walked towards the bedside table with a confused look, her target was the long, thick box of cylindrical potato chips...

At the same time, in another room.

"...... the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are dead, and the flowers are dead, and the flowers are dead, and the pani said, fuck, fuck, why are you carrying an explosive bag, I will blow up the school, the teacher doesn't know that there is a little fire, and the school explodes, and the school blew up, please bring my drip homework back to your drip home, please leave my drip brother, please take my drip brother back to your drop house, please leave your drop sister, tomorrow, tomorrow, this little money, go buy pancake fruit, go buy pancake fruit, tomorrow, tomorrow, this cough, cough, find, find, find a friend, find a good friend, pinch your ass, touch your chest, you are my drop girlfriend, I congratulate you on breaking the money, I congratulate you on being kicked, the worst, please come over, the best, please go away (Chinese) Pani, you are so good (Korean) &*&%￥&@#…”

"I'm damn it~!Nima Jin Xiaoyuan, what are you singing and what, what's it, I'm so good, you're worried about me, annoying... Hold the grass, when did I speak my Korean so neatly?"

Tiffany, who was already in a bad mood, complained again, and then kicked Kim Hyo-yeon's ass twice, then turned over and got out of bed, and walked out of her room without looking back with a pillow, she was going to sleep in another room, because she really couldn't stand Kim Hyo-yeon's unbelievable and incomprehensible without punctuation, and she didn't even need to change her breath in the middle to at least three minutes of continuous dream talk... The key is that the key of singing is quite good, and the conversion of high and low true and false tones is simply presentable...

But the most critical problem is that Tiffany, who is very upset about being slapped at this moment, is not in the mood to listen to it!

After stepping out of the middle of the road, Tiffany suddenly became entangled and chose to reappear in her phobia: on the left hand side is Yoona's room, and on the right hand side are Taeyeon, Sunny so-young and Yuri's room, which room should I go to? Well, Taeyeon... Well... ，Yuri… Well...

She hadn't even thought about going to Jessica and Seo Hyun's room, because she thought that the air pressure in that room might be low.

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Tiffany's opinion is very skewed.

In fact, the current room of Jessica and Seo Hyun is very joyful, loving, and ambient, and it will be like this now and in the future.

Jessica's mood has completely changed for the better under Xu Xian's careful companionship and patient guidance, especially with Xu Xian to follow Yun'er to China to play, it can be said that Jessica is now a completely different person, she feels that she is no longer an iceberg, she wants to be a warm sun, she wants to learn from Yun'er, she wants to become a girl like Yun'er or Xiuying's knowledge, courage, ability and courage...

Jessica's personality has changed, it's just that she just came back tonight and everyone hasn't realized it.

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Lingering at the door of Yoona's room for a while, then walking over and stopping at the door of Yuri and Suyoung's room for a while, and finally, Tiffany grabs Taeyeon and Sunny's room doorknob...

As soon as she entered the door, Tiffany immediately felt the difference, and there was a faint smell of disharmony wafting in the air, which made Tiffany's brows furrow instantly: this must be someone's stinky socks that haven't been washed, uh, no, Taeyeon and Sunny's feet don't stink, and there is no bathroom in the room, so this smell naturally has nothing to do with what should be in the toilet... The point is, the point is that it's really cold! Did I come to the ice cellar???

The air conditioner is on!?Why is it all on!?And the air conditioner is still giving me cold air!?

"Oh my God, what are you doing, Kim Tae-yeon! Oh my God, you... How can you do that!?"

Walking out of the hallway of the room and seeing the extremely discordant scene on the bed, Tiffany was shocked!

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Cylindrical potato chip boxes, lubricating liquids... Guess what's going on in bed!?

Actually, it's nothing at all~

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Sticking out her tongue to lick a small piece of potato chips stuck to the corner of her mouth into her mouth, Kim Tae-yeon chewed the potato chips while handing the box of potato chips in her hand to Tiffany, who walked to the bed: "Do you want to eat it, barbecue steak flavor, it's delicious..."

As she spoke, Kim Taeyeon picked up a box of yogurt from the bedside table and took two bites: If you eat too many potato chips, your mouth will be very dry, and you have to have a drink to send you~

Anyway, Kim Taeyeon has been eating potato chips and drinking yogurt for a while, and she has nothing else to think about at the moment, she just hopes that this kind of thing will not become her daily routine in the future, because it feels really special (terrible), and the difference between the taste in the mouth and the nostrils is really big: the top stinks and the bottom is fragrant, and it is also a hole, why is there such a big difference in treatment?

Fortunately, Kim Taeyeon didn't fart again for a while, and she opened the window and turned on the air conditioner, so the strange smell in the room has faded a lot at this time: it hasn't been released for more than three minutes, ah... It's so hard, I feel like my stomach is going to explode... Well, I'll be fierce in a while~!

Obviously, Kim Taeyeon has gradually adapted to the action of farting now, and it seems that she is also a little addicted, she feels that the moment the fart is released, she will feel cool inexplicably, and she has a feeling of taking off~

Kim Taeyeon held back her strength and wanted to come to the string, she didn't even think about Pani who came to climb the bed at all, ah no, she thought about it a little, according to her thoughts: Pani, don't worry, I will never put it in the middle of the room, and I will never put it in front of you, if it doesn't work, I will go to the window and put my butt outward, and by the way, I will also contribute to the cause of air pollution in Seoul.

"Kim Tae-yeon, how can you do this!?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Have you forgotten the hygiene rules of this dormitory? It is strictly forbidden to eat snacks and drink drinks in bed, especially not to eat potato chips, peanuts, fruits, etc., snacks that are easy to fall off the scum and easy to dye the quilt sheets, you dare to violate the regulations, I will tell Yun'er to go as soon as the morning dawns, and let her punish you for being on duty~!"

"You dare to tell Yun'er that I'll break off my friendship with you~! Okay, okay, okay, I won't eat it, I won't eat it..."

Putting aside the empty potato chip cone, Kim Taeyeon reached out and picked up the big cucumber from the bedside table, broke it in two, handed it to Tiffany, Tiffany was depressed, still took the cucumber, and took a big bite on the top of her mouth while stepping into bed...

Doesn't it mean that it is strictly forbidden to eat in bed?

Feelings Tiffany just said is tantamount to fart...

Fart!?

The moment Tiffany lay down, the bed was slightly deformed due to pressure, and then this change formed a small stream of kinetic energy, which was directly transmitted to Kim Taeyeon's buttocks...

The explosion of the explosive package requires a fuse or detonator, and Kim Tae-yeon's fart only needs such a small amount of kinetic energy...

Forehead... It's coming~!I can't hold it, I can't hold it~!

Kim Taeyeon's face instantly turned red: "Pani! Pani, you are fast"

"Don't disturb my sleep, I'm in a bad mood, by the way, Sunny is running to Yoona's room..."As she spoke, Tiffany lifted the quilt and got into Kim Tae-yeon's quilt, pulling it up and covering her head...

Rumble~!

Tiffany: "Uh..."

Rumble~!

Tiffany: "I'm leaning on me..."

Boom~~!!

Tiffany: "Ahh...hhh

Rumble!!!~~~

Tiffany: "..."(A skull with an X on the bottom two bones, what is this sign?)

(Due to the long time of holding, the fart sound is directly upgraded from porphyry ~ to boom!~ In other words, this is understandable, and if you hold it to a certain score, you will always make a big move, especially a fart.) ）

The thunder was sounded, and the five thunders hit the top!?

Come to the string fiercely, I have to say, it is indeed fierce, fierce at home!

"Run~!"

At that moment, Kim Taeyeon thought that it was not appropriate to speak when she was farting, otherwise it might affect a certain rhythm, so she didn't say the word "run", and when she finished the chain of five thunderbolts, she suddenly remembered that there was still a word that she hadn't said again, but she found that it was too late...

Porphyry~

It's too late, it's too late, Kim Taeyeon simply put another small one, after all, you have to draw an end to the five thunderstorms in a row, right?

After putting this small one, Kim Taeyeon slowly lifted the quilt on Tiffany's head nervously...

"Pani, Pani, Pani, what's wrong with you, how did your face turn black? And why is your hair weeded and still smoking... Oh my God, Pani, wake up, wake up... Oh my God, I farted and crashed people, I really collapsed, Pani, Pani, wake up, don't die, you say you're going to die, why don't you die? And what's going on on the side of your mouth, how did you spit out the cucumbers you ate in your mouth, you're disgusting, Pani..."

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Half an hour later.

"Surname... The surname is Kim..."

"Oh my God, Pani, you're finally awake, you're not dead, scared me to death I thought you were killed by my fart, I've been thinking about calling an ambulance for you for more than half an hour..."

"Call an ambulance also... Do you have to give... Give an explanation, otherwise... Break off... Break up..."

"It's... Pani, I, all I can say is that you don't understand the world of my golden sloth..."

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"Kim Taeyeon's Infinite Crazy Infinite Funny Chapter, To Be Continued..."