Chapter 60: Tell Nicole a joke

After listening to Nicole's words, David also smiled, and after laughing, David said, what kind of image, not image? I don't expect this to be famous and make money, as long as I live comfortably, everything doesn't matter. Besides, I just have one action, which can be exchanged for the laughter of the actress, which is worth the money. Hearing David's words, Nicole opened her mouth and said, young man, okay, I feel very comfortable with this sycophant, come, think about how to make a loud sycophant for my sister?

After speaking, he also put on a listening look, and when he saw that he was teasing himself again, David remembered the scene when he had dinner with the young lady at noon yesterday, it was really, he was terrible to be scared. I can't bear to think about my own mess yesterday.

So he opened his mouth and replied, I am serious, you must know that you are a movie queen, you have to believe that your charm can conquer all men. David's sycophants that didn't leave a trace of it made Nicole very useful. So Nicole patted David on the shoulder and said, "Young man, although I know you are telling the truth, ...... Speaking of this, Nicole deliberately dragged out a long voice, and then continued, Sister, I am still very willing to accept your sycophancy.

Come, then praise Sister, you have to believe in Sister's psychological endurance, you still can't scare Sister with this little fart. After saying that, Nicole also put on an expression and appearance that you are coming to praise Sister Kua. Seeing Nicole's expression and appearance, David couldn't cry or laugh a little, and then said helplessly, Sister, are you usually so funny? Why do you take the initiative to ask others to praise you? My sycophant who leaves no trace has already made you enjoy it very much, so don't let me talk nonsense with my eyes open.

Hearing David's words, your Nicole face instantly darkened, and she stared at David viciously and said, You dare to say that I am a comic, and what you just said is that you are all talking back? After saying these words, Nicole stared at David, stretched out her hand to David's waist, grabbed the soft flesh on his waist and twisted it a few times, and said while twisting back, telling you to open your eyes and talk nonsense, so that you can say that I am a comic.

At this time, David's facial features were distorted, and he grinned in pain, but he still endured the pain and said to Nicole, sister, I was wrong, I don't dare to say it anymore, although you are funny, this is a fact, then I will not say it in front of you in the future. Hearing David's words, Nicole laughed angrily, and then twisted a few times this time before letting him go. Then he turns his head away, looking like he doesn't care about you.

David saw that this was not good! He had not yet entered Hollywood, so he offended the actress, although he also had a queen in his own family, but didn't there be multiple ways for multiple friends?

So he said in a flattering tone, Sister Nicole, don't be angry, I was a cheap mouthpiece just now, or I'll tell you a few jokes to make you happy. After speaking, David looked at Nicole expectantly, and saw that Nicole didn't answer, or did she look like she didn't care about you? David immediately said shamelessly, if you don't speak, I'll take you as a promise, I can talk now. And Nicole thought in her heart at this time that there was such a stinky and shameless person, and she didn't reply, so he took it as if she agreed, what is the reason? But she still listened carefully to David's jokes.

At this time, David just opened his mouth and said, "I want you to write an essay, you want to write about people, and the focus should be on the outstanding places." Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I've thought about it." I'll just write about my grandmother. Teacher: "Then does your grandmother have any outstanding aspects?" Xiao Ming: "My grandmother has a herniated disc in her lumbar spine." Hearing David finish the story, the corners of Nicole's mouth tugged, forced a smile, and still looked like she didn't care about you? David looked at this and then said A few people were in the golf locker room, a mobile phone rang for a long time, and a man pressed the speakerphone. Female: "Are you at the club, dear?" Male: "Yes." Woman: "I saw a BMW, it was less than two million." Man: "Buy." Female: "And that real estate is on the market again, 60,000 square meters." Man: "Buy." Woman: "I love you so much." Man: "I love you too." The men next to him were dumbfounded in admiration. The man hung up the phone and asked, "Whose phone is this?"

After listening to this paragraph, the corners of Nicole's mouth smiled slightly, but she still didn't turn her head to talk to David, so David, who had no choice, could only continue, did you dream that you had become a dog last night? Friend: How do you know? Me: You talked in a dream, I didn't expect you to be so domineering when you became a dog? Friend: Why do you say that? Me: You said in your dream that this piece of is Lao Tzu, and no one is allowed to rob me!

After telling this paragraph, David saw Nicole's shoulders shrugging, and knew that the big sister was secretly laughing, David did not poke Nicole, but continued to preach, my female classmate found that she had a small raised scar on her abdomen, so she went to register for a doctor. As a result, the doctor examined her and said to her, "You are too late!" The female student cried on the spot, feeling that she had missed the best opportunity for treatment. The doctor said calmly: "Girl, don't cry, I said why did you come so late, we are about to get off work......" After hearing David tell this joke, Nicole turned her face around all of a sudden, her face twitched, and she couldn't see it at first glance, she wanted to laugh but didn't want David to see her laugh, in order to hold back her laughter, Nicole grabbed David's arm and bit it, and her mouth made a giggle sound, and her eyes narrowed into crescents.

David was stunned by Nicole's manipulation, and then remembered that it was he who had been bitten. Hurriedly pulled his arm back and rubbed it vigorously. I thought that this loser bitten too hard, and I didn't need to look at it, I must know that there was bleeding. And Ni saw that David withdrew his hand, and his smile was gone, so he was a little embarrassed to say, I just want you to tell me a few more jokes, but I am embarrassed to say, I can only pretend that I am not laughing, you must not be angry.

Seeing Nicole's embarrassed and sorry look, David was speechless, but he still rubbed his arm and said, Sister, if you want to hear it, I will say it, your operation makes me very uncomfortable. Okay, then I'll tell you another one, and you're not allowed to bite me again this time. Hearing David, forgive yourself, you can quickly nod your head, look at David with a happy and expectant face, David rubbed his arm for a while, feeling less painful, seeing Nicole's happy and expectant look, David sighed in his heart, either his own woman, or no, if it was a big or small assistant, they would definitely rub themselves.