Chapter 31: I have a hunch that you're going to touch yourself
"I said Guangneng, who doesn't know your Zhu Liuzhi's methods, if you let Xiao Ming play mahjong with you, he won't have to lose all his pants?"
Without waiting for Yang Ming to speak, the third aunt on the side preemptively said.
"Huh, that's not interesting. Zhu Guangneng glanced at the other party, "Isn't it just fun to play a few games during the New Year? Xiao Ming finally went home, why can I still bully him as a child?"
"Cut, that's not possible. The third aunt pouted, "Have you forgotten how you cheated my son of money in the first place? It's not enough to win all the money in my son's pocket, and you also ask my son to borrow money from others, and you are embarrassed to say this now?"
"Big sister, you can't talk nonsense, it's your son himself who is willing to play with me, and I didn't pry him. ”
choked back, Zhu Guangneng didn't give the other party a chance to talk back, sat down at the mahjong table, and looked at Yang Ming again, "What's the matter? Uncle is here, and he apologized for Dacheng and you, a cultural person, so let's play with my uncle?"
Talking on the mouth, the hands are not idle, just seven words of work, actually stacked two stacks of mahjong tiles, hands up and down, dazzling, such as flowing water.
Yang Ming: "......"
Nima, sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy! What is called saluting first and then soldiering, and what is called hiding a knife in a smile!
Promise, right?
Our mahjong level is really bullshit, limited to knowing the most basic rules, and the proper thing is to give people heads.
Don't say yes, right?
Zhu Guangneng has said it all to this point, and there are so many pairs of eyes watching next to him, if he is cowardly, it is obviously not like that?
"Since this uncle is so interested, let's play for a while. ”
Yang Ming was in a dilemma, Lin Xi smiled faintly, sat down at Zhu Guangneng's house, and a pair of jade hands were also not idle while talking, and he didn't see how she moved, so he neatly stacked the two long dragons.
Zhu Guangneng looked at Lin Xi's jade hands that seemed to be slow and fast, and then smiled, looked at Yang Tai and Qin Shufang, and said, "Brother Yang and sister-in-law Yang, your daughters-in-law are all in battle, don't look at the two of you, will you serve on the table?"
Yang Tai and Qin Shufang looked at each other, but they still sat down hard.
"It's all from the villagers, we don't play big, Xiaohu is ten yuan, is it okay?"
Xiao Hu ten yuan, for Yang Tai's old couple, this is by no means a little mahjong, Qin Shufang just wanted to say something, Lin Xi smiled indifferently, "Yes, come on." ”
Yang Tai's old couple was obviously nervous, Zhu Guangneng smiled even brighter, snapped a dozen dice, and this was the whole thing!
For the first one, Yang Tai lit Zhu Guangneng.
The second, Zhu Guang can draw himself.
The third, Zhu Guangneng hugged the treasure.
Fourth...... Seventh...... The tenth!
Without exception, Zhu Guangneng has always been a hu!
Yang Tai's old couple began to sweat on their foreheads, Lin Xi's face was also a little ugly, she boasted that her mahjong level was already quite good, but compared with the smiling tiger opposite, it was obviously more than a step worse!
She didn't care about the money, but she couldn't swallow it!
At this point on the poker table, Yang Ming couldn't stand it anymore, he gritted his teeth, and finally decided to be extravagant, and began to search in the system.
It's a pity that he searched for a long time, and he didn't find any skills related to gambling, which is very embarrassing, okay?
Yang Ming: "The system is rough, didn't you say what skills you want, you can search for keywords? Why can't I even search for a mahjong specialty?"
System: "Gambling, thousands of skills, and gambling-related skills, this system does not provide, otherwise you can win 18 million casually, how boring should your life be?"
I'm not afraid of boredom, I'm not afraid!
Yang Ming's heart was broken, but unfortunately the facts are the facts, he watched Zhu Guang win more and more, but he could only stare at it in a hurry, and he was completely useless.
Zhu Guangneng made a few more fools, Yang Ming still couldn't stand it anymore, he came behind Lin Xi, pretended to smile easily: "Xiao Xi, I'll take two handfuls to change your luck?"
"No, I don't. Lin Xi didn't look back, her words were concise and to the point, and anyone could hear that she was really angry.
Choked back by Lin Xi's two words, Yang Ming smiled, "That's okay, I have a hunch, you can touch yourself." ”
Lin Xi looked hehe, how did these two words sound so dirty!
Zhu Guangneng also followed suit, and his smile was indescribably obscene.
Bang, push, shuffle, yard cards, another game begins.
A few cards were played, and when a "30,000" was thrown onto the table by Yang Tai, Zhu Guangneng's eyes suddenly lit up, "Eat." ”
Before Zhu Guangneng could stretch out his hand, Lin Xi took the "30,000" to her card, "Fork!"
Lin Xi played a card, Zhu Guangneng's hand retracted, and then he heard Lin Xi say: "Listen!"
A few more cards fell on the table, and it was Lin Xi's turn to draw cards again.
The jade hand touched the inside of the mahjong, the corners of the mouth were slightly raised, and he didn't look at it, and the "snap" showed the card.
"Hu!"
Zhu Guangneng was stunned, Yang Tai and his wife were stunned, the onlookers were stunned, and Yang Ming was also stunned.
Take a look and see that there's nothing wrong with the cards!
"It's really self-touching, tsk, okay, Xiao Ming, your mouth is amazing. Zhu Guangneng smacked his lips and smiled at Yang Ming.
"Hehe, it's okay. Yang Ming raised his eyebrows in his heart, and his surface was as stable as an old dog, "I just said that our family's small pity should be transferred, I think our family's small pity can still touch itself, Uncle Zhu, do you believe it?"
Zhu Guangneng smiled, noncommittal, and the corners of his mouth were full of banter.
Smack, a card is played to the table.
Lin Xi: "Eat!"
Smack, another card.
Lin Xi: "Listen!"
It was Lin Xi's turn to draw cards, "Hu!
System: "B number +3 from Yang Tai, B number +4 from Qin Shufang, B number +4 from Zhu Guangneng, B number +2 from Lin Xi, ......"
Although the single value is very small, it can't stand the large number of people in the house, and in a few minutes, nearly 100 B numbers are recorded in the account, Yang Ming is surprised and delighted.
If once is a coincidence, then twice is still a coincidence?
But if it's not a coincidence...... How can this be explained? I didn't redeem any mahjong skills?
Zhu Guangneng's face was slightly ugly, and he stared at Yang Ming a few times without smiling, "Xiao Ming, have you opened your mouth?"
Yang Ming: "Hehe, it's okay." ”
Zhu Guangneng: "Then do you think you can still be nonsense? If you can, how can she be nonsense?"
"I think...... I can't be fooled down. Yang Ming's voice paused slightly, "I still think...... You're going to give my mom a shot. ”
Zhu Guangneng: "......"
Yang Tai, Qin Shufang, Lin Xi, and the onlookers: "......"
Will Zhu Guangneng give Qin Shufang a cannon? Do you really dare to say it!