Chapter 50: No matter how cold a joke is, it's a joke
"I'll it!" Lin Pan propped his hands on the table, leaned over to look at Yang Ming opposite, his heavy chest was dangling under Yang Ming's eyelids, and his eyes were full of shining little stars.
"Brother-in-law, you're so awesome! I'll just say, you look so abstract, what can a domineering female president like my sister look up to a terminal cancer patient with arrogant narcissism! Is it because you're so good at life? Or are you ugly and individual? It turns out that it's because you can pretend to be B so much!"
Looking at the pair of peaks that trembled slightly through his clothes, and the outlines that wrapped the peaks, coupled with the looming canyon between the two peaks, Yang Ming's heartbeat involuntarily accelerated, from his face to the root of his ears.
Lin Xi's face darkened all of a sudden, but unfortunately, before she could admonish her sister to restrain herself, Lin Pan spoke to herself again.
"Brother-in-law, don't think I'm speaking directly, it's not until now that I finally think that you can be worthy of my sister, and you did this thing too beautifully today!
The more Lin Pan spoke, the more excited he became, half of his body leaned over the table, if he went a little further, he would hit someone with the ball! Yang Ming's nose was hot and scorching, and every breath was the feminine sweetness of Lin Pan's body!
"Okay, you!" Lin Xi dragged Lin Pan back to his seat, "Is it time to talk about this? Can you be serious? Gu Yuan came to the door in person, Dad, I'm afraid he will still be ...... this year"
"Cut! Why am I not serious?" Lin Pan pursed his lips unconvinced, his eyes widened and his sister's gaze was-for-tat, "Isn't he just a criminal police captain?
Lin Xi: "That's my father's long-cherished wish for half his life!"
"That's a fart!" Lin Pan hehe, more and more excited, and stood up again, "Sister, seriously, Dad has been a criminal policeman all his life, don't you think it's enough?"
"If it weren't for his job, we wouldn't have even had a male friend back then, we wouldn't have been kidnapped several times, you wouldn't have become what you are now, and my mother wouldn't have divorced him, I wish he had been laid off now!"
"Lin Pan, what are you talking about?" Lin Xi also stood up, frowned, and lowered his voice, "Dad is in the house, are you afraid that he won't be able to hear? Are you coming back to accompany him for the New Year or to block him? You are stabbing him in the heart!"
"Heh, pierce his heart?" Lin Pan didn't give in, "Then you should tell me, which of my words is not the truth? Even if you pierce his heart, then he is to blame......"
Lin Pan said excitedly, Lin Xi suddenly raised his hand and slapped towards the face that was exactly the same as her.
"Pick it up!"
syllable
Lin Pan's two words of resentment sounded at the same time as a short voice.
Lin Xi's slap didn't fall in the end, her white wrist was tightly grasped, and she couldn't move an inch anymore.
"Okay, that's enough. ”
Yang Ming grabbed Lin Xi's wrist, smiled apologetically at Lin Pan, pulled her away from the table without saying anything, and pulled Lin Xisheng back to her bedroom under Lin Pan's complicated gaze, and slammed the door with his heels.
In the bedroom, there were only Lin Xi and Yang Ming.
Lin Xi turned his back to the door and Yang Ming behind him, pinched the bridge of his nose hard, and raised his head high.
"If you want to cry, then you can cry, no one will see it, and no one will laugh at you. ”
Yang Ming stood behind Lin Xi, looked at her slightly thin back, and said to her in a gentle voice for the first time.
"Who wants to cry? You're sick!" Lin Xi's head tilted higher, with a thick nasal voice in his voice.
"Yes, yes, I'm sick, do you have medicine?" Yang Ming slowly walked to the opposite side of Lin Xi, sat down on her fragrant double bed, looked at the red circles under her eyes, and said with a smile.
"Old-fashioned stalks, cold jokes. Lin Xi snorted, turned his face to the side, and blinked his tearful eyes vigorously.
"No matter how earthy a stalk is, no matter how cold a joke is, it's a joke. Yang Ming rubbed his chin with one hand and looked up at Lin Xi, "Hey, I found that you look very good now, really, control it, don't cry, if you really cry, you definitely don't look good now!"
Poof, Lin Xi was happy all of a sudden, she rubbed her eyes vigorously with the back of her hand, and glanced at Yang Ming fiercely.
"I found you as a person...... Why are you so cheap!" After a few pauses, he added, "Tonight, let's sleep in this room." ”
Pretty face, cherry red.
The voice is as thin as a mosquito humming.
Lin Xi felt that he must be crazy, otherwise how could he say such a thing to a man who had not known him for a long time.
The white face, like clotted milk, glowed with the seductive flush of the ripe peach.
The full chest involuntarily rises and falls as the heart beats faster.
There was a rare shyness and embarrassment in her tear-stained eyes.
Xiu Jie's hands were subconsciously twisted together.
What a beautiful one!
Yang Ming: "What?"
Lin Xi swore that there had never been a moment when she could have such a strong urge to kick the other party's face, and the watery eyes almost erupted with fire.
Feeling the murderous aura on Lin Xi's body, Yang Ming looked innocent, "That, do you say it again?"
"I, I said......" Lin Xi bit his lip and exhaled sharply, "You sleep in this room tonight, no, not only you, but also me." ”
Yang Ming blinked and said, "What?"
Lin Xi took off the slippers on his feet and smashed them towards Yang Ming, Yang Ming quickly blocked it, and when Lin Xi was about to throw the second slippers and fell his eyes on the laptop not far away, he raised his hands and surrendered.
"Stop, stop, don't throw it away, it's cold on the ground! I hear it! I hear it clearly! I just kind of doubt my ears!"
Lin Xi glanced at Yang Ming angrily, sat on the bed with him side by side, and pinned her face to the side like a puffed little girl.
"I warn you, don't be cranky, I only reluctantly agreed to let you sleep in the same room with me because my sister came back and there was nowhere to sleep, understand?"
Yang Ming breathed in the faint fragrance that was close at hand, which was slightly different from Lin Pan, and said with a smile: "Well, I understand, of course I understand." ”
"Do you really understand?" Lin Xi turned his head, "You really didn't think about it?"
Yang Ming nodded again and again, and said righteously: "I really understand!
It's strange! Long night, lonely men and widows, tsk! How can you not think about it!