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Ling Chong specially asked the leader for leave, and went to line up to buy it before he ate breakfast. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Unexpectedly, as soon as the baby arrived, Ling Chong was squeezed away by a large tonnage of peers, and his temples hit the steps and burped.

I only felt that I had come to a dark space with five senses disorders, and Ling Chong heard a slimy baby voice in a daze: "Ha, the innocent soul of the second dimension, due to a small error, you died two days earlier." It is impossible to return home from resurrection, but as compensation, it can satisfy your desire to enter a two-dimensional world and experience life. ”

Ling Chong only felt that his thinking was much duller, "Are you ...... Who?my limited edition black silk Asuka?!"

"You can call me a two-dimensional goddess! As a hopelessly dead house, you deserve to die! Hurry up and choose, I'm in a hurry. ”

Ling Chong heard it clearly now, it turned out to be an aunt who was holding back her baby voice......

"Hey, don't think I don't know what you're thinking. Since you like Rei Ayanami so much, then I know where to send you, go, the world of Evangelion is calling for you!"

"Wait, I haven't ...... yet" Before Ling Chong could agree, he felt imprisoned by an inexplicable force, squeezed into a small space. When I was dizzy, I opened my eyes and saw a giant "robot" embedded in a building with purple and fluorescent green paint, and his head was still spurting blood.

"it!First machine?!" Ling Chong was a fierce spirit, but he didn't expect to face such a fierce scene at the beginning.

"How can I stand so tall?!"

"A pair of thin black legs! and three-fingered hands!" Ling Chong looked down.

Touched his head again, ", a double-headed white mask in the shape of a WeChat icon!"

"Damn, I'm the first apostle to come to NERV, the Water Angel!" Because of the ability to water timidity, walking unsteadily can only zombie jump, so it is called a water angel.

When he was surprised, the eyes of the first machine lit up, and he looked up to the sky and roared. Ling Chong only had time to jump backwards and the zombie jumped before he was ridden - boom!! The performance should be better than the original water angel, and it didn't blow itself up in fright.

Ling Chong felt like he was back in the dark space where his five senses were out of balance.

"What's the situation? Dead in the blink of an eye!" It's still that baby sound.

Seeing that Ling Chong was still immersed in the fright of being killed by the first machine, Aunt Wayin paused for a while, "Haha, I'm sorry, it's a mistake, and it's a damn error." ”

Ling Chong felt kicked back again, "Don't worry, you won't be wrong this time, I will move the timeline forward, you will become the protagonist, starting from the frightened egg." ”

So there was a cry, and the protagonist was born. If you want to say that nothing has gone wrong, the ghost will believe it.

When I opened my eyes, it was like a layer of frosted glass, and there was only a vague sense of light. Ling Chong roared in his heart: "What's the matter? I can't see anything clearly, I can't be congenitally highly myopic, right? Damn the two-dimensional female nerve!"

"Oh, I hear you talking about me again. Since the resentment is so big, I'll give you a hanging, but it will cost you a little bit. At this time, Ling Chong had already fallen asleep, otherwise he should die of joy.

Regarding the vision problem, Ling Chong was frightened, no newborn baby can see things clearly, the newborn's eyes and backs are extremely short, and most of them are in a state of farsightedness. It is called "physiological farsightedness" and generally lasts until the age of 6~8 years.

I don't know if it was because the baby's incomplete brain could not carry the soul of an adult, Ling Chong was only awake for a few seconds before he fell asleep, and his consciousness fell silent.

"Congratulations, the child was born successfully, the mother and child are safe, it's a boy. ”

"Yui, thank you for your hard work. How does it feel?" Lao Jie looked concerned.

"It's okay, I can give you another Li. ”

Lao Jie stroked her sweaty forehead, "What stupid things to say, I won't let you suffer this kind of sin again." ”

"The boys are called 'Shinji' and the girls are called 'Rei'. This is our little Shinji. Ikari Yui's face was full of happiness.

Lao Ika's original name in the TV version is Liufen Yiyuantang, and marrying Ikari is rich, so he changed his surname to Ikari, and he is an unscrupulous person to achieve his goals. At first, he approached Ikari only to gain access to her talents and to get close to the organization behind her, SEELE (German for soul).

In his early years, Lao Ikin was not as happy as he wanted, he had empty ambitions but no chance to realize them, he had a bad reputation, he was alienated, and he was almost a pure □.

Caught in a drinking fight, Ikari asks the unmasked Professor Fuyutsuki (Fuyutsuki Kozen) to fish out Ikari from the police station as a guarantor, and the two get acquainted. So Fuyutsuki has a bad impression of him, and his evaluation is "disgusting man".

Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for Lao Ikari to get his hands on Ikari Yui, which hurt Dongyue very much - I was still struggling with the teacher-student ethics, and you got it.

At that time, Ikari was a talented Bai Fumi, and as an excellent bioengineering scholar, when she was at Kyoto University, her thesis attracted the appreciation of Fuyutsuki, an associate professor of metaphysical biology at the time, but her intention at that time seemed to be to be a housewife. It is indeed surprising that such an excellent Ikari Wei can look down on the fox of Lao Ikati. Lao Ikari approached Ikari only from the ulterior motives at the beginning to the later play with true feelings, presumably containing a gratitude.

Shinji Ikari began a period of breastfeeding without shame. However, Ling Chong's consciousness could only be awake for a few dozen minutes before entering a fuzzy state. Therefore, the external performance is no different from that of ordinary babies, eating, sleeping, waking up, eating. The early death of his parents compensated for the feeling of mother's love and melted his indifferent heart.

After 3 years, Shinji was finally able to speak the whole sentence in Japanese without stumbling. Language skills don't come with it, you have to learn it yourself.

Ling Chong's consciousness is awake for nearly 1 hour every day, but fortunately, this time is increasing every day, and he is flexible and controllable in choosing when to be awake.

He has to curse the two-dimensional pit god once a day. The rest of the time when he is not awake, his mind is like that of an ordinary child, feeling that his soul is immersed in the deep subconscious, his feelings about the outside world are blurred, he manipulates his body like sleepwalking, and most of them act on instinct and behave differently from ordinary people.

In the park, Yui Ikari takes her children for a walk. "Hola, look here, Shinji Ko. Yui Ikari teased Shinji with a hollowed-out ball toy, and with a snap, the ball rolled to the side.

"Shinji, please, can you pick up that ball. Ikari touched Shinji's hair and smiled gently.

"Yes. Shinji replied, continuing to be in a daze.

"Uh...... Mom asked you to pick it up, okay?"

"Yes. Shinji replied lukewarmly, and then went into a daze.

“……”

"Shinji, follow mom and shake hands. Ikari stretched out his right hand and taught the child to shake hands. Shinji quickly learned.

"Shinji, come, shake hands with Mom. Shinji held out his left hand, and the two mirrored each other. And it's corrected and it's done again next time. Ikari was helpless.

"Shinji, it's dark, you can't see the sun, it's dark in the sky. "Yui Ikari is teaching the concept of "dark sky". "Look, there's no one on the pitch anymore. Ikari pointed to the empty basketball court.

"The ball is gone. Shinji said.

"Well, Shinji Ko, you're a complete materialist, so powerful. Ikari kissed him on the cheek and complimented. It seems that people and balls are equivalent objects in Shinji's eyes, and they are treated equally.

……

"Gendo, Shinji is a little strange. ”

"What's wrong?" Lao Ikari is busy with the Artificial Evolution Research Institute (Gehirn's Project E) (making EVA) all day long, and rarely has contact with children.

"Shinji has a good memory, and he can learn to speak the words he has been taught. It's just that the way of thinking is different from ordinary people. "Ikari is worried.

"I observed for a while, first of all, I ignored everyone else and often hid in the corner by myself, I thought that this kid was just introverted. He is slow to respond to his name, and he doesn't look into the eyes of others when he talks to them. I looked it up, and it was very similar to autism. "Ikari Yui told Shinji all kinds of weirdness.

"Then arrange a time to go to a professional institution for testing, and I'll come back this weekend to accompany you." ”

"It's all my fault, I went into the lab and came into contact with those things when I was pregnant...... Could it be this factor...... What an irresponsible mother I am. Yui's voice was tinged with tears.

"Yui, don't be cranky. Don't burden yourself, you are not the only mother in the institute, everything will be said when the test results come out. Lao Ikaru's voice was always calm.

"Well, okay, I'll wait for you. ”

Shinji accompanied his parents to several testing centers, and the results were all - high-functioning autism, with a normal IQ but an abnormal memory. Even when you are awake, you will be affected by this symptom, and the external manifestation is that you have a deep and introverted personality, and you avoid social interactions, but your abnormal words and deeds are much mild.

What is the essential difference between autistic children and ordinary children?

To use the operating system as an analogy, if ordinary children are Windows10, high-functioning autistic children are Windows95, and they are also installed on the domestic 586 without a graphics card.

There is no gap in their development, but they lack a lot of features and need to be taught step by step, just like redeveloping a software upgrade system.

But Shinji is a 586 that is opened, which is equivalent to connecting to a data center, which can save a lot of things, and can also be overclocked for a period of time (sober mode). To use a more appropriate analogy, he was originally a high-performance host, but he usually used a virtual machine to install Windows 95 to work.

"How can I drive an EVA without mental illness?"

Shinji kept comforting himself. The unforgettable memory can be regarded as compensation for chicken ribs.