In fact, "My Big Brother Has a Pit in His Brain" in his previous life was a novel called "Flying Star Tribulation", Yin Feixing is the protagonist, and Dongfang Xianyun is the supporting role.

The approximate plot is that Yin Feixing was supposed to be the senior brother, but because of Dongfang Xianyun, he was taken the position of the senior brother.

Yin Feixing likes the third junior sister, but the third junior sister married Dongfang Xianyun, and later Yin Feixing was expelled from the division because of a mistake in the mission, and after leaving the division, he was attacked by gangsters and fell into the Falling Demon Cliff.

After being rescued by Yi Xiangyu and becoming a demon cultivator, the next thing is that Yin Feixing doesn't want to be a bad guy, but the righteous way doesn't believe him, and the senior brother doesn't believe him, and in the end, Yi Xiangfeng was executed at the Demon Conference.

In the end, Yin Feixing was wiped out by Dongfang Xianyun in the Falling Demon Cliff, which was Yin Feixing's previous life.

"Nima. ”

After listening to this, Dongfang Xianyun was about to go crazy.

"Who wrote this bitter and hateful script? Such a novel of abuse of the main body has to hit the street whether it is in O point or O river, it deserves to be unpopular, can't you add some cool plots that don't need to be brained? Ten heroines! Old grandfather comes to a couple! Before I changed, I would have called millions of sailors to spray this author to death. ”

Gaudi really wants to say that there are a few open hangers in the group, and the protagonist of the plot is not without it.

Qiao Feng is the protagonist of the abuse, the leader of the beggar gang is gone, there is a bunch of pots on his back inexplicably, the person he likes is dead, his father still believes in Buddhism, and finally jumps off the cliff Mingzhi.

In all respects, it is worse than Yin Feixing.

However, Gaudí still punched Dongfang Xianyun on the head.

"Don't interrupt, I'm not done yet!!"

"And?!"

Dongfang Xianyun has the heart to die.

"Group leader, can you be my grandfather?"

"Wait until I'm done, it's the second life of Yin Feixing, but you are the protagonist, the Dongfang Xianyun of the previous life is in your body, and if you are struck by lightning, it will be transformed into the Dongfang Xianyun of the previous life, in addition, the plot is not static, but the changes you have made are too small. ”

"Definitely. ”

Next to him, Bu Shutian also helped: "Originally, you shouldn't have fallen into the Falling Demon Cliff, but after you entered the Falling Demon Cliff, the plot has changed greatly, and Yin Feixing's Destiny Star is brighter." ”

"But Bajie still stabbed me! It's no different from before!!"

Bu Xuantian said with a cold face: "The second demon subjugation conference that will happen after that has been completely gone, and it would have caused big fluctuations when Yi Xiang was born, but now he..."

She pointed at Gaudí and complained: "He alone suppressed the limelight of the birth of the two Mahayana demon cultivators, and it is estimated that even if there is, it will be a conference to kill him." ”

"Sure enough, I knew the group leader NX!"

Dongfang Xianyun hugged Gaudí's thigh again, which made Gaudí extremely disgusted.

"Let go, I have something else to say. ”

Dongfang Xianyun immediately let go, blinking beside him like a good baby, waiting for Gaudi's lecture.

"At present, I know that there are several points in the future, first, the identity of Xiaoyao Galaxy is not ordinary, second, Xiaoyaomen will be destroyed in the future, and third, if you don't find a heroine, the next plot direction may be the BL ending. ”

“B... L, Horizontal groove groove!"

Dongfang Xianyun covered his face with both hands, and his soul floated out in fright.

Bu Suantian showed a mysterious smile, obviously she was happy to see the ending of BL, whether it was Dongfang Xianyun, Yin Feixing or Gong Changsheng, even if she added Dongfang Wuqiong, it was completely fine.

"Group leader, I don't want to sell PY. ”

Gaudí disliked Dongfang Xianyun's attitude.

"Shame is not ashamed, stand up, even if it is the BL ending, you are attacking!"

"I don't want to be an attacker, and I don't want to be a victim!"

"So..."

Bu Shutian said with a smile: "You need a little woman to help you complete the major event of 'marrying the Heavenly Dao Messenger', so that I can get points and the direction of the story will become normal." ”

"After completing the major event, your points will be enough for Wei Wuxian's soul to be reborn, and Dongfang Xianyun, what you are missing now is the consciousness of being the protagonist! Without enlightenment, you can only become cannon fodder whether you are the protagonist or a supporting role, so..."

Gaudí pushed Wei Wuxian out.

"Let Yiling Ancestor teach you how to be a forced person. ”

"Hmph. ”

Wei Wuxian, who was 'praised' by Gaudi, smiled proudly: "Don't worry, I used to be similar to Brother Dongfang, and in a month's time, I guarantee that Brother Dongfang will undergo a qualitative change and become a monk who can write and martial arts." ”

Bu Xuantian next to him covered his mouth and looked at Dongfang Xianyun and Wei Wuxian, her rotten girl's vision had silently added background effects to the two of them.

And a Gaudi who accidentally heard the voice of the fortune teller silently distanced himself from her.

Otaku and rotten girls don't have a common topic.

For rotten girls, as long as they are handsome guys and handsome guys, and for otaku, it is naturally a big carving... Ahem, didn't say anything.

"I don't have anything to do for the time being, I won't go back today, Dongfang Xianyun, you and Bu Suantian discuss the matter of fake marriage, remember that it is a fake marriage, don't fake it. ”

"Cut. ”

Bu Shutian turned his head and 'cut' in disgust, rotten women like men and men, but they don't necessarily like men.

Dongfang Xianyun asked again: "What about Bajie, will he have any opinions?"

"Tsk. Gaudi smacked his lips and said: "Bu Suantian has nothing to do with him, what opinion can he have, will there still be a scene of him coming to the wedding scene to make a wedding?"

"Oh!"

The divination day next to him seemed to have thought of something, and a blush of confusion appeared on his face.

And a Gaudi who accidentally heard Bu Suantian's heart couldn't help it, Bu Suantian was really expecting that kind of picture, obviously a man who robbed you.

Wait, why do you even think that Yin Feixing will be very emotional to come to the wedding scene to snatch Dongfang Xianyun, isn't it!!

"No, the rotten girl's mind is too dirty, I'll withdraw, you can discuss it yourself. ”

Gaudí has to go, he is still too simple, not as good as a real rotten girl like Bu Xuantian, and he will become corrupt after listening to it for a while.

The room he arranged for him when he returned to Dongfang Xianyun was a very ordinary ancient house, slightly different from the room on Sanxian Island, but it was still very comfortable to live in.

"Long Sakura, come out and take a look. ”

Long Ying poked out her little head and asked suspiciously, "Shangxian, is there something wrong?"

"Hurry up and get out. ”

"Oh..."

Long Sakura obediently turned into a human form, and as soon as she turned into a human form, Gaudí hugged her and buried her head in Long Sakura's chest.

"On... Immortals. ”

"I'll just hug it for a while, I'll hold it for a while. ”

Gaudí really underestimated how dangerous the world was.

Whether it is a beautiful male supporting character or that inexplicable male picture, men are destined to be extremely dangerous in this world, and they came here only after their brains were pumped.

"If the immortal wants to hug, Xiaolong can always let the immortal hug in the future. ”

“......”

Gaudí didn't answer, he could hear Long Ying's heart, and he also understood Long Ying's heart.

But now he just wanted to calm down the awkward atmosphere.

I won't come to this kind of world next time I die.