Chapter 151: On-site Pickle Girl Teaching
The fat man's knife is obviously a bit cheap, the more Su Zangfeng ignores him, the more he wants to go up, and he also mouths an idol, and the master screams very affectionately.
But helplessly, Su Zangfeng showed his skills, and he looked leisurely, but the speed was extremely fast, and the fat man chased him for less than twenty meters, and he had already lost Su Zangfeng.
The fat man was depressed, and looked at the campus, which was quiet enough to hear the birds, and it was called a dazed and lost.
On the other side, Su Zangfeng got rid of the fat man, turned back from a distance, and saw the fat man sitting on the steps of the teaching building, looking like he was not giving up, but he was also naΓ―ve, and he couldn't help but feel funny, so he simply stopped leaving, stood in the distance, observed the fat man's actions, and saw what strange things he would do.
As soon as the fat man had even out his breath, the bell rang for the end of class.
The fat man, who was originally a little drowsy because of exhaustion and boredom, suddenly came to his senses like a heart booster, and suddenly jumped up, carefully sorted out the clothes on his body, spat again, wiped it evenly in the palm of his hand, smeared it on his head, and straightened his hair into a big back, he seemed to feel very good, but he didn't know that in the eyes of others, such as Su Zangfeng, it was even more funny.
After a while, students poured out of the classroom. Both men and women.
The fat man only felt that one after another colorful figures were rushing towards him, and the girls, regardless of whether they were beautiful or not, were a butterfly in his eyes, and he was like a merry fairy in the butterfly valley, and he was fully prepared to meet the butterflies around.
The boys were directly ignored by the fat man, and the fat man ran to a girl, raised his hand and stroked his shiny hair, and then, with a consciously very gentlemanly expression and tone, affectionately said to the girl: "Beauty, are you free?"
The girl only felt that the fat man in front of her had blocked all her paths alone, so she had no choice but to stand still, and said angrily: "Am I free, what does it matter to you?"
The plate said softly: "I see that your steps are vain, it should be that you haven't eaten breakfast, okay, it's better to enjoy your face, I invite you to go to the canteen to eat meat buns, it's enough!"
"Get out!" The old lady is losing weight, and she is disgusted when she hears the meat buns, especially when she sees your meat buns!" The girl threw down this sentence, turned around and left.
The fat man pursed his lips, but he didn't see the slightest discouragement, and then pounced on another girl: "Classmate, where is the cafeteria?"
The girl pointed ahead and said, "Isn't there a sign?"
"Oh, I'm not good at eyesight, can you take me there?" the fat man squinted his little eyes, and his eyes, which had been unable to see the balls, looked more like they could never be opened.
The girl looked at the fat man, sighed, and said, "It's a blind man! Okay, listen to me, I'll take you there." β
"Huh, password?" the fat man was stunned.
"Start walking, go to the left, one, two, three, pay attention to the steps, take two steps to the right......"
Fatty: "......"
The girl turned around, but the fat man was gone. I wondered, isn't that fat man blind, why didn't he see anyone in a blink of an eye?
"Beauty, I see that you are slender and well-maintained, can I ask you how you lost weight?" The fat man had already found another prey in the crowd, leaned over again, and continued to put on a smiling face.
"I hate it!
The fat man opened his eyes suddenly, my day, from the back, this long black hair, it is clearly a girl, but I didn't expect to look back, but it was a stinky man with a goatee, bad luck!
The fat man didn't say a word, he left with a flick of his ass, and continued to lose and fight.
Su Zangfeng watched the fat man keep wandering in the flow of people from a distance, and grabbed the girl and went up, but within a few seconds, he shifted his position again, and he only felt extremely funny.
That fat man, is it a nymphomaniac or something, such a rare woman? It's a pity, although the thickness of this cheek is absolutely enough, the skill is not good!
Shaking his head, Su Zangfeng was a little unbearable, and walked towards the fat man without hurry.
"Beauty, looking at you looking left and right, with spring in your eyes, are you waiting for someone?" the fat man approached a beautiful woman for the Nth time.
The girl looked at the fat man and said, "You can even see this?"
The fat man smiled and said: "I can't hide it, I am the thirty-eighth generation closed disciple of Mai Shenxiang, specializing in looking at beautiful women!"
"Hehe, I'm bored anyway, so help me see what my future husband looks like?" said with a smile.
The fat man groaned slightly, then put his hands behind his back, and said leisurely: "Please look ahead, take a good look, this is your future husband's heroic appearance!"
The beauty opened her mouth wide and cried directly.
The fat man was stunned, my day, as soon as I heard that I was your future husband, you don't have to be excited like this, right?
"Baby, what's going on?" a boy suddenly ran over and put his arms around the girl.
The girl had tears in her eyes, leaned on the boy's shoulder with great grievances, pointed at the fat man and said, "This dead fat man said that he is my future husband!"
"What!?he's your future husband, so what am I?" the boy was furious.
The girl said delicately: "People just said last night that you will not marry in this life! This dead fat man must be fooling me! Don't worry, I will not change my mind!"
The fat man is speechless, your grandmother's, you have already identified this dick as your future husband, so you still ask my master what your future husband looks like, are you blind?
The boy was greatly moved when he heard this, and he bitten the girl in front of the fat man, then glared at the fat man, and said viciously: "Fat man, you dare to tease my daughter-in-law?"
The fat man waved his hand and said, "Don't dare, I actually want to use a beautiful man to help you test whether she is sincere to you." β
"Fuck your uncle! The old lady is very single-minded, do you need to try? Besides, even if you want to use beautiful men, it won't be your turn!"
The beauty scolded, and then said to her little boyfriend: "Husband, he actually doubts my feelings for you!"
The boy was so excited by these words that he rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it.
"Don't mess around! You can't beat me with this size gap between the two of us. The fat man waved his hand.
"I don't believe in this evil anymore!" the boy said, raising his fist and striking him.
The fat man hurriedly stretched out his hand to block, but the boy was laughing, his fist did not fall, just a false shot, but then, he raised his foot and kicked the fat man in the stomach.
The fat man was already standing below, but he lost his balance when he was kicked by this kick, and his body fell backwards. And his huge size also made him unable to stop his momentum on the street.
"Ahh
But instead of landing on the ground, the fat man rolled to the ground as he had thought, but suddenly froze when his body was forty-five degrees from the ground.
The fat man was stunned, and the male and female couple in front of him were also stunned.
"Fatty, I can't stand firm yet, my waist is about to be crushed by you. A voice came from under the fat man.
The fat man suddenly realized, someone was behind him as a support frame!
The fat man was immediately overjoyed that he had escaped, but he didn't dare to delay, after all, he knew very well that he weighed more than two hundred pounds, and he couldn't stand it if anyone supported him, so he hurriedly struggled to get up and stand firm.
Su Zangfeng let out a sigh, stood up straight, and twisted his waist, but fortunately, he was not crushed.
The fat man smirked: "Thank you!"
Su Zangfeng glanced at him angrily and said, "You usually get beaten less, right?"
"It's okay, it's okay! But with you in the future, I'm not afraid, hehe!" the fat man laughed, and his smile was very ambiguous.
"Boy, who are you, supporting him?" the boy said reluctantly. I originally wanted to bully this fat man who looked a little demented, and he had a long face in front of his girlfriend, but I didn't expect the fat man to have a rescuer.
Su Zangfeng glanced at the little couple lightly, but ignored him, but said to the fat man: "Fat man, don't you want to learn to pick up girls?"
"Yes, Master, why don't you teach on the spot?" said the fat man.
Su Zangfeng smiled silently, said no more, and suddenly took a step forward, approaching the little boy very unexpectedly.
The little boy didn't expect Su Zangfeng to suddenly approach him, and suddenly felt a huge pressure, and involuntarily retreated, but he didn't expect that there were steps behind him, he tripped over it, and sat on the steps, very embarrassed.
And almost at the same time, Su Zangfeng hugged the girl in his arms, and with a height of more than one meter eighty, he looked down at the girl with an aggressive gaze.
The girl was startled at first, and then felt inexplicably flustered, because she not only felt Su Zangfeng's strong masculine smell, but also the strong shoulders and strong chest, and what made her most uneasy was the pair of eyes as deep as talking.
The girl looked at Su Zangfeng and couldn't help but feel a little demented.
"Are you a single-minded girl?" Su Zangfeng said in a deep voice, his voice low and magnetic. This kind of voice, for girls, has an irresistible temptation.
"I, I am!" the girl said stupidly, unable to take her eyes off Su Zangfeng's gaze.
"Do you want to be my girlfriend?" Su Zangfeng spoke again, and at the same time took the girl into his arms for a few points.
"But, me, I have a boyfriend. β
"I'm more handsome than him. β
"I, I'm not interested in appearances. "The girl is weak and authentic.
"I'm richer than him. Su Zangfeng said, showing a golden bank card.
The girl's eyes lit up, then she gritted her teeth and said softly, "I don't want money." β
Su Zangfeng nodded and said, "It's a pity, we have no fate." With that, Su Zangfeng let go of the girl, turned around and left.
"Slow, don't go! Did you just give up like that?" The girl actually hurriedly grabbed Su Zangfeng.
"You don't like my looks, and you don't like money, what else can I do?" Su Zangfeng turned his head, his eyes were deep, and he was a little sad.
"That...... Actually, I don't mind if you're handsome and rich, as long as you can make me happy!"
"But you're a single-minded girl, and you already have a boyfriend. Su Zangfeng shook his head and sighed.
"I'm only dedicated to my true destiny, but he's not, you're the ......" The girl said shyly, and took the initiative to lean towards Su Zangfeng.
"Then the two of you should discuss how to break up first. Su Zangfeng pointed behind him, the boy who had already stood up and his eyes were on fire.
"Applejack, I've found true love, let's forget it!" the girl turned away, categorically and resolutely.
The boy was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and spat violently: "Grandma's! bitch, find your true love, if you can still find it!"
With that, the boy turned around and left.
The girl turned back to Su Zangfeng, but was stunned, what about people? Your uncle, where did you go to your mother's true love!?
Su Zangfeng and the fat man have long since disappeared......
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