(I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, pay attention to safety when traveling, and importantly, don't travel to South Korea~)

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Li Xiuman and Kim Young-min just wanted to invite guests to a big meal, and if they didn't agree to jump off the building, Lin Yun'er was helpless, and reluctantly accompanied her to eat a French meal, and packed a French meal, Li Xiuman invited a meal, but paid for two meals.

invited seven or eight million won out for a meal, Lao Li was not only helpless, but also distressed: I have to discuss the AA system sharing of this meal with Yingmin when I go back, and I can't be the one who is wronged.

When Lin Yuner returned to the dormitory, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, her eyelids were glued together, she really couldn't open them, because she drank a little 82 Lafite, when she was slightly drunk, she even had a hallucination, in the haze, she saw herself and Lin Yucheng holding hands and walking in the shade of the tree, not holding each other's hands, but a child's hand, at the end of the shade, it was a children's amusement park like a fairy tale...

"Dad, Mom, I want to eat ice cream, I want to eat popcorn, go to the amusement park, ice cream and popcorn are a perfect match~"

…

"Eat a fart with an egg!Get out of your father~!"

…

Bai Yin, who was sitting next to him: my father, it! Definitely not scolding me, he must have drunk too much and talking drunk...

…

At this point in time, it was the time for the girls to be in good spirits, and seeing that the captain had brought back so many delicious foods and half a bottle of expensive high-end red wine, the spirit instantly upgraded to a high-spirited eat, high-spirited, drunk, dry snail, and lobster...

Standing in front of the home theater with her waist pinched, Lin Yun'er blushed and smiled back and forth looking at the girls who were sitting in a circle around the coffee table and inhaling vigorously, that expression was like the eldest son of the Lin family in the drunken red mansion choosing the top brand of the little pink...

It's just that who will be Lin Gongzi's little peach tonight?

A moment passed.

"Taeyeon..."

"Aang?"

"Forget it, I didn't call you, you continue to eat... Pani"

"In. ”

"Come to my room after supper, and I'll have a good discussion with you about life. ”

"Isn't it about life? Not about people?"

"Do you think I have that feature?"

"Oh. So we're going to get up together?"

"What do you say?"

"That's... All right. ”

"Huh, dare you hesitate for me?"

"Oh, go upstairs quickly, don't disturb me eating, I'll go to your room in a while, ten minutes, OK?

"Yo he, dare you say I'm verbose, five minutes! If you don't come in five minutes, I'll tell you that the consequences will be terrible!"

"As long as it's not a living person, I'm not afraid of any consequences~"

"Hey, eat, I'll go to sleep first. ”

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Taeyeon: "She originally called me first, but I don't know why I changed it again..."

Tiffany: "Maybe I'm afraid you're farting." ”

The women: "Ah, I'm eating..."

Tiffany: "I'm sorry..."

Taeyeon: "But I haven't farted since that night, except when I'm squatting in the tuba, I put one or two..."

The women: "Grass!

Taeyeon: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Yuri: "Tonight is Pani's bedtime, but what about tomorrow? Guess who it will be tomorrow?"

Xiuying: "I hope it's me~ hehe..."

Sunny: "There's no pattern to this, but one thing is for sure, it's not going to be busy. ”

Xu Xian: "Why can't it be me... Hmph, she told me that I wouldn't go, my three views are normal. ”

Xiaoyuan: "It's up to you if you don't want to go, if she clicks on your stage, even if you don't want to go, then we will dress you up and send you over, if you dare to resist, we will find a rope to tie you up, and then put it on her bed." ”

Je: "Hyo-yeon is right, you have to be conscious. ”

Xu Xian: "Sister Sika, even you do this to me?"

Je: "It can't be helped, who called her the emperor and we are the empress?"

Tiffany: "It's a concubine, isn't it?

Yuri: "I know that there is only one queen, so who do you say is the queen?"

Hyoyeon: "It's definitely not me. ”

Je: "Me neither. ”

Tiffany: "I... I'm choking enough, too. ”

Taeyeon: "I..."

Yuri: "Taeyeon, you don't have to say anything, it's none of your business. ”

Sunny: "I... I think Y is more energetic.,After all, it's a roommate.。 ”

Suyoung: "Well, I agree with Sunny. I feel like my... Oh, this is also something that is uncertain~"

Je: "Call me, in addition to being a girl, she has all the excellent qualities and charm that all good men should have, and if she were a man, I think all women would like her, and they might go crazy to love her, so we... We have a special kind of infatuation, and we can't help but like her as a man, don't you say?"

Hearing this, all the women nodded one after another, and Cui Xiuying smiled.

Xu Xian: "Actually... Actually, I think..."

Girls: "What do you think?"

Xu Xian: "Actually, I think it's really bad for my sisters to be obsessed with a girl like this, don't my sisters plan to get married and have children in the future?

Girls: "You little fart boy knows a fart?"

Xu Xian: "This, this doesn't make sense, since I don't understand fart, why do my sisters say I'm a little fart?"

Taeyeon: "Damn, that's back to the topic of..."

Porphyry!~

Girls: "Who!?"

…

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First floor, master bedroom.

"Oh my god, this fart is really comfortable~"

The stinky fart doesn't make a loud sound, so there's no weird smell in the air.

Porphyry!~

After brewing for a while, put another one, after putting it out, Lin Yun'er continued to take off her coat, and then changed into a mid-length purple suspender nightdress, changed into a nightdress, and then picked up the small pink gift box with a bow ribbon that I don't know who put next to the bedside counter lamp, the gift box is not large, and I shook the small box, and there was a mess inside, obviously small toys and other things.

"Who sent it, Yuri? It can't be some kind of tricky and scary thing, right..."

Talking to herself, Lin Yun'er opened the gift box, untied the ribbon and lifted the lid of the box, a piece of pink paper came into view, picked up the piece of paper and took a closer look, there was a sentence and a signature on it, "Brother Yucheng, welcome home, I miss you." ”

With a smile, the piece of paper was thrown aside, Lin Yun'er picked up the small white cloth bag in the box and untied the bag and poured it out, the moment she saw the 'little gift', Lin Yun'er was directly stunned out of the galaxy: "!! (infinite caps!)"

An oval egg-shaped object about 6 cm long and 2.5 cm in diameter made of rubber, the egg-shaped object is connected to a thin wire about half a meter long at one end, and the other end of the thin line is connected to a long handle about 10 cm long and 3 cm wide and 2 cm thick, there is a circular frequency conversion knob on the handle, the knob is "+" on one side, and the other side is "-", there is a switch button on one side of the handle, and the egg with a handle is the whole "small gift" is pink, and with this one' The little gift' also fell out with two No. 5 batteries...

TIAO!!HHH!! Egg !!

"! Cui Xiuying, you dare to send this thing to me, you TMD wait for Lao Tzu!"

…… 8)

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