Text Chapter 574 was slept with by a dog
"General Arbitrary, I haven't seen you for a while, why is your temper still so irritable?" It was Su Mo'er who spoke, yes, Boss Su came.
"Su Mo'er?Chen Bailu?" Seeing the visitor, he snorted coldly, "What do you want to do? Do you want to cause a war between Heavenly Court and the Alien Immortal Domain?"
"Arbitrary, you straight man...... It's boring, I was kidding you just now. Chen Bailu fell to the ground and said with a smile: "No wonder Chang'e doesn't like you......"
Chen Bailu ...... You ......" arbitrariness is like a dog that has been stepped on by its tail, goes crazy, picks up its spear, and kills it.
"Virtuous nephew, virtuous nephew...... Calm, calm down. Ye Fan hurriedly flew over, grabbed the arbitrariness, and said in a low voice: "Calm and calm, you are a big man, a big commander, and you fight with a woman, won't you be made fun of by the world?
Arbitrariness was originally angry in his heart, but when Ye Fan said this, he suddenly realized, yes, it is no good to make a move, and he will only be said that he bullies women and has no manly bearing.
"General Fan Ye...... No, you should be called Ye Guoshi. Chen Bailu looked at Ye Fan and said with a smile: "You are very bad, come out and mix, a lot of trumpets." ”
"This is also something that can't be helped, the masters of the heavenly realm are like clouds, if I didn't have a vest, I would have been eaten by you a long time ago. Ye Fan arched his hand towards Chen Bailu and Su Mo'er: "I don't know what the two bosses are doing here......? It is not very suitable for the arrival of the two, there is also a very famous cowherd shop in Yannantian, and it is two kilometers ahead to turn left. I do not send it. ”
"Ye Guoshi, are men as ruthless as you? Chen Bailu covered her mouth and giggled.
As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the people who ate melons were very strange, and they looked at Ye Fan one by one.
Ye Fan sweated on his forehead, he made a mistake, he made a mistake.
The old driver should not be molested among such women.
"Actually...... Ay...... That night...... That one...... I set a date and place with you, but there are some things that don't work out. That night, it was not me who had a few spring breezes with you, it was ...... It's a whistling dog. Ye Fan covered his forehead with a sad expression: "Boss Chen, ashamed, ashamed, I don't know how the Roaring Sky Dog behaved that night, can it satisfy you?"
"Haha......" laughed arbitrarily, pointing at Chen Bailu: "Okay, you roaring dog, you actually slept with Boss Chen, no wonder you don't dare to come out now, didn't you play well that night?"
"Whoa...... The famous formation pattern master was actually slept with by the Roaring Sky Dog. ”
"What do you mean by this? The dog is also a general, the first dog in the heavenly realm, and the nickname is the first Internet celebrity in the anchor world, so it's not a loss. ”
"That'...... It's a dog, too, this ...... I'm curious what it was like. ”
Everyone is talking about it, and there are many writers from the media, and now they have begun to code words, striving to be the first to publish and get more clicks.
These days, click-through rate is money.
Ye Fan...... You killed you...... The stars change. "Chen Bailu was furious, and immediately used a trick 'Star Change'.
In an instant, the top of this fireworks town turned into a dark night, full of stars, each with an endless murderous aura.
Meteors are now here, when killing.
"Chen Bailu, you are looking for death. The gun in the hand of the arbitrary man stabbed upwards and was about to break the formation.
Su Mo'er also made a move, and with a stroke of her hand, she broke the star formation before she broke the formation arbitrarily.
Between heaven and earth, clarity was restored.
Arbitrarily snorted coldly, and also withdrew the gun, this star has become powerful, but he is also confident that he can withstand it.
Chen Bailu glanced at Su Mo'er, she understood that the other party actually made a move for her. If you really wait until you make an arbitrary move, even if you can't break the formation, you will tear your face.
Actually, a lot of things are unnecessary, and they didn't come here to fight.
"Boss Chen, you didn't sleep with Ye Fan, I did. In order to express the reasonableness of her shot, Su Mo'er could only find an excuse, otherwise, the shot just now would be more abrupt.
"Ahem......"
Ye Fan coughed: "Boss Su, in fact, that night, it wasn't me who slept with you, it was still ......"
"Wait, it wasn't me who slept with you that night, it was Xiaolan from Fireworks Town. Su Mo'er knew what Ye Fan was going to say, so she quickly interrupted Ye Fan's words to avoid falling into endless trouble.
If there is a rumor in the heavenly realm that she was slept with by a dog, wouldn't her reputation be ruined?
"Oh, it turns out that the Howling Sky Dog slept with Xiaolan that night. Ye Fan pretended to suddenly realize: "Since both of you are guests, let's eat something and drink two cups." ”
He didn't want to have a good auction, and in the end, it became a joke.
"Hmph, you love to serve or not, Lao Tzu doesn't serve. He waved his spear arbitrarily, turned around and left: "What are you doing standing here? Get out of here, there's nothing to see." ”
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Ye Fan sat at the table, looking at the woman at the table, a little embarrassed, he really wasn't very suitable for this kind of occasion. What can he do?
"Ye Guoshi, come on, come on, let's go. Song Xiang took the wine glass, came to Ye Fan's side, and hugged his arm: "I respect you." ”
Song Xiang is the youngest and youngest here, and if she starts with her, Ye Fan can't refuse.
Ye Fan smiled and had a toast with Song Xiang, and then the rest of the people also followed.
These women were like having made an appointment, and they kept toasting Ye Fan. But, so what? This bit of wine can't pose a threat at all, with the "Duren Sutra" here, two more meals of liquor can help you solve it.
So, in the end, the group of women lay down.
Ye Fan looked at this group of people, and could only call people over and serve them separately.
When he walked out, he saw Wu Duan lying on a recliner, eating peanuts and wine: "Virtuous nephew, I'm so interested." ”
"It's okay, it's not as good as you, but there is a nest of beautiful women in you. Arbitrarily threw a peanut into his mouth: "I didn't expect that a mere auction would attract all the girls you hooked up with before, as far as I know, there are several more in the Killing Immortal Academy, right? Why didn't you come?"
Ye Fan sat beside him and said, "Why didn't you think of it?"
In an instant, the atmosphere was a little solemn.
"What do you mean?" said arbitrarily.
"Virtuous nephew, I want to ask, what role does Heavenly Court play in this auction?" Ye Fan asked: "At first, I didn't think it was anything, but after chatting with Rainbow Venerable, she told me that this auction is not only an auction, but also to attract the descendants of Gu Immortals?
Arbitrary's face was a little ugly, and finally he smiled bitterly: "Actually, this is also temporary, because we didn't expect that when you released the news of the auction on the Internet, it would be so popular." If you look at this fireworks town, it's already overcrowded. Therefore, Heavenly Court and those forces temporarily decided to use this opportunity to attract the descendants of Gu Immortals. ”
Ye Fan looked at those people, these people were all here to eat melons, most of them had no direct relationship with the auction, and they were not able to bid: "They will all die, right? I heard that the descendants of Gu Immortals are very powerful." ”
Arbitrarily smiled and said: "You don't have to be afraid of this, aren't there two formation masters here? When the time comes, they will turn the entire town into a formation, no matter how bad it is, they can also send most of the people here away." The strength of those Gu Immortal descendants is very strong, but they are usually immortal body powerhouses, very arrogant, but they don't understand the profundity of the formation pattern...... A bunch of primitive creatures. ”
"So these two are here to help. Ye Fan was a little upset when he heard the news, didn't those two come to see me?
"It's true that they came to help, but they were businessmen, and they didn't agree, but because of you, they came, and they gave a big discount. You say, they're all men, why is your face more valuable?" said with a wry smile: "That night, it was really the Howling Sky Dog who helped?"
"Arbitrary, what are you talking nonsense? The Roaring Sky Dog flew over from a distance, looked at Arbitrariness with an unkind face, and then looked at Ye Fan: "Now the Internet says that I slept with Chen Bailu...... Ye Fan, you return my innocence. ”
"Ahem, there is a reason for it, that, are you because of this, the number of fans has increased greatly?"
"Yes, as soon as it came out, fans skyrocketed......"
"Isn't that right, aren't you at a loss?" Ye Fan said with a smile.
The whistling dog lay on the ground, sticking out its tongue, as if that was the case. Although this matter is not true, this benefit is proper: "Ye Fan, why don't we do it again and do it again?"
"Okay, or else, just say that you went to Guanghan Palace not long ago to sleep with Chang'e for you. Ye Fan said.
Arbitrariness jumped up directly, waved his spear, and pointed at Ye Fan: "Ye Guoshi, this kind of joke is not funny. ”
"Okay, know that Chang'e is your white moonlight. Ye Fan waved his hand and said: "You have to change your mind, if you treat her as the goddess Bai Yueguang, you are destined not to get her, you might as well treat her as a grain of millet and eat it in your mouth." ”
As soon as he said this, he was a little melancholy, poured a jar of wine, carried a gun, and left.
Ye Fan looked at the other party's back, and he was also a poor person, and suddenly, he found that the Howling Sky Dog was looking at him with an unkind face: "Dog, why are you looking at me like this?"
"This kind of joke is not funny at all. With that, the howling dog wagged his tail and walked away.
Just kidding, Chang'e is a taboo in the heavenly realm, especially in the heavenly court, are you looking for death?
At this moment, a ray of moonlight fell, like a lamp on the stage. And in the center of the lamp, there is a woman standing, not Chang'e or who?
"Sister, why are you here?" Ye Fan was a little flustered in his heart, he couldn't talk about people during the day, and he couldn't say it at night, as soon as he finished speaking, people from that side came. He rubbed his hands and walked over, revealing a harmless expression: "Tell me in advance, I'll pick you up." ”