The young general fell from the horse with an arrow, and the veteran rode into battle and drew his sword to save him.

As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, fifty is like an old house on fire, and sixty is a wave. About the palace magpie's "wandering remains", the countryside is spread a smooth mouth: sit on the ground and absorb the dust, go down to the field to bite the water dragon, go to bed to eat human blood, day and night Honghu water, the waves hit the tail of the waves, helplessly can't eat, go out to find a good look, come to the dragon are harmonious, the phoenix goes to the palm of the house, free and free, included in the last stream.

The mountain singer with a bad reputation, improper style, romantic background, and scandalous street talk showed up, which seemed to add fuel to the fire, in exchange for more people's coaxing, asking her to sing "Widow Meeting Lover in the Middle of the Night", asking her to sing "Eighteen Phases" with Xie Qinghui, and asking her to come to a sexually explicit "Poor Man Visiting the Kiln".

Xie Rongfang said: Do you want to listen to old songs that can't be bought with money?

Liu Ruixiang said: Old sister-in-law, don't twist, sing one! Show your singing voice, real people show their faces, make people happy, why not.

Xie Xueshang threw bricks and led the jade, and sang the song: The clouds in the sky are about to change, my lang is busy plowing the field alone, and I see my sister passing by the field, and the buffalo is beaten a few more times, so I quickly plow in front of my sister.

Xie Rongrong sang the female voice: The clouds in the sky catch the clouds, the underground magpies catch the quails, the carp in the river catches the muddy waters, the eighteen Jiaolian drives the lover, and the lover holds hands when he goes to the meeting.

Xie Xueshang duet: Morning glory on the loquat tree, morning glory entangled in the tree to climb up, morning glory entangled in the tree and died, brother and sister want to start a family.

Xie Prosperity and singing: Lang Wang was dripping from the eaves, and he was holding on to the wall with the tip of a needle, Wang Lang was beaten with a stick last night, and Jiaolian was injured in stripes, and she was reluctant to give up her flesh and skin.

Liu Ruixiang teased: Send Lang to the gate, Lang on horseback sister upstairs, Lang on horseback to look back, sister in the embroidery building handle beckoning, rare my Lang turned back.

Gong Magpie is a lively, funny, vain person, since he was a child, he has not been cared for by his relatives, he is a lonely ghost wandering, and he lacks warmth, and his daughter-in-law is angry and guilty, and he makes friends outside during his menstruation, and he is surrounded by butterflies. But from the moment Xiao Lin stepped into the threshold of Xie's house, as long as she came, it was like a fire on a frozen night, attracting young people to gather around Xie's house to roast the fire and chat. Gong Magpie's mother's family is poor, her mother-in-law's family is also poor, she has many children, and her life has been poor, she has several ups and downs, and she just wants to jump out of the countryside and become a city person, but she is finally poor and old, and there is no improvement in the countryside, Xiao Lin's identity, beauty, the wealth of her in-laws, and her dowry have become the main content and central idea of her boasting of others.

After the excitement, there were also some rumors that came into the ears of the palace magpies, all talking about the Xie family's greed for money and heavy things, marrying a woman who did not visit Germany to ask about the dowry, and also rumored that Xie Xiong was a pig brother, poor and afraid, afraid of hardship, hungry and hungry to be a pick-up man, the monkey was anxious to marry a lame girl, and muttered that Xiao Lin deliberately seduced, deliberately got pregnant, lost money to marry Han, and forced Xie Xiong to marry his son.

The mouth of the altar is sealed to death, the mouth of the person is not dead, the palace magpie knows this kind of thing, the paper can't hold the fire, the incense can't cover the smell, otherwise, everyone wouldn't dare to be so presumptuous, the tongue is disturbed, so troublesome, the secret arrow hurts the newcomer. Alas, Xiao Lin is not a strict person in the family, she is strong in big and small things, she kisses her mouth when she asks for kisses, kisses when she kisses, and takes the initiative to provoke right and wrong, what does a little fart know how to do? You pretend to be stupid and don't know how to pretend to be confused, don't say anything, don't do anything, pretend to be a shy and timid bride, timid, shrunk your hands and feet, answer shyly, hide in the corner of the wall, or pretend to be tired and feel unwell, and you can't get out of bed on your side in your clothes, and even pretend to be trembling, crying and crying in public, wiping your tears, brushing your nose, and seeing that they are embarrassed to make trouble?

Mortals in the world, bustling, mediocre evil, unconscious, noisy, low-level fun, unconscious, not seeing good virtue like a lustful person. As the saying goes, there is no size in the three days of the wedding, you can't be angry about flirting, you can only receive it warmly, you can't be angry about it, you can only laugh and laugh haha.

Liu Ruixiang said: Old sister-in-law, a few of us are substitutes, opening the way for your song, humming and cheering, singing so much that your throat is smoking, you are the protagonist, why is it difficult to open the golden mouth?

Helpless, Gong Magpie complained in her heart, but her face was full of smiles, she half pushed and half proposed: If you want me to sing, it's okay, but it's okay to sing in a few keys, without gong and drum accompaniment, silk strings, and it's a big loss, I'm afraid it will be insulting to the song, and it will be dirty!

A few teenagers went out, and after a while, they invited the old partner of the palace magpie, Xie Qinghui who played the erhu, Xie Qingfeng who played the small gong, and Xie Qingyi who played the earthen piano.

It is difficult to accept the enthusiasm, but you can't refuse, and you have to save the scene. "Babble" three times, Xie Qinghui Erhu Qiyin, "Dong Dong", she sounded two small beans, "choke", Xie Qingfeng made a small gong and said, everyone started with a "hey, hey, hey" dragged the opening, she took the tune and sang:

Lilies bloom with their heads facing the sun

The sister sent her brother to school

The school was originally next to the village road

My sister sent my brother to the hillside

Cowpea blooms in pairs

The heavenly tent and the ground are hidden

Shi Niang can see clearly when chopping wood

The brother and sister went to the scene after leaving

Eggplant flowers purple-purple-red

Two palms in front of you

Two knee pits in the back

The snickering brother and sister are affectionate

Sycamore blossoms like a trumpet

Go home and talk to Mr. Listen

My brother and sister are getting along

It's better to fulfill this marriage

The sedan chair flowers are firecrackers

The phoenix begs for the phoenix, and the phoenix thinks about the phoenix

The church was lively and lively

Happily enter the cave room

The jujube flowers bloom delicately

Iron beats the new bed and breaks the skeleton

The gold brocade is rolled into yarn

It still doesn't hurt to watch three shifts a day

The day is poisonous at noon, and ginger is old and spicy. His songs, his lyrics, imply that he is young, his love is sincere, he is out of control for a while, he is pregnant before marriage, he is excusable, as long as he is married, he is happy, the past is not a stain, and he does not have to make fun of him.

Bow and curtain call, a round of applause. Walking on the stage to perform, the peacock opens the screen, the sword is not old, and the style is sultry. Singing the wind and singing the moon, a string of praise, the veteran will come out, and one will be two. After the finale is finished, the curtain is slowly closed.