He didn't even look at it clearly, so he said: "Who dares to rob business on Lao Tzu's territory and look for death...... Uh......"

Halfway through that, I saw the scene outside the door.

What's going on with this Nima?!

Engage in terrorist attacks?

Lin Heng, who was covering his head, looked at the three of them playfully, and said with a smile: "Surprised, surprised?"

"Big brother, I'll surrender! Everything is here, you take it all...... And also...... And what we have on us, all for you!"

They hurriedly took out all their belongings.

Lin Heng directly slapped them: "Are you, are you blind, are you blind?"

"Master is a good young man in the new era, Lei Feng, the successor of communism!

Three stupid thieves, you look at me, I look at you, and they all thought in unison:

Where are you like Lei Feng?

Where do you look like a good young man?

If you don't look like a terrorist, then there are probably no terrorists in this world.

I think so, but I can't say that.

"Big brother, what do you mean......"

Lin Heng touched his chin and looked at the three of them.

Well...... Three stupid thieves.

It seems to be somewhat useful.

"Zhou Cheng! Give back the things that these three people have stolen, and the other person will compensate for 500 mental damages!

"Yes!"

Zhou Cheng received the order and began to do it.

When the people in the theater saw Zhou Cheng, who was dressed as a terrorist, walk in, they were all pale with fright, and they couldn't even say a word.

"Don't worry, these thieves have been killed by us, here are all your things, come up and get them......! You can also get 500 yuan a day for mental damage, on a first-come, first-served basis!"

Everyone in the theater was dumbfounded.

In recent years, robbers have started to engage in charity?

......

The movie was soon on the air.

Yang Ningbing is still very happy to be able to see the movie smoothly without being watched by others.

Although the process is ...... It's a little weird, but it doesn't make a difference.

It's very captivating with a light smile, and it's a very well-known movie.

Yang Ningbing was stunned, but Lin Heng on the side felt bored.

He suddenly remembered that he seemed to have a few Maoshan paper talismans, as if he hadn't used them yet?

So he pulled it out and fiddled with it.

First, I drew one.

"Ding...... Congratulations to the host, get a Dull Charm!"

"Stupid talisman?" Lin Heng was slightly stunned, what is this?

Took a look at the properties.

"Item: Dull Charm!"

"Purpose: Reduces the opponent's IQ by 30%, as well as the brain's reaction speed. ”

"Time: five minutes. ”

Lin Heng couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, what use could this be?

Just as he was about to put away the talisman, this originally small and fresh love movie suddenly came to a thriller scene.

Yang Ningbing screamed in fright, and suddenly threw himself into Lin Heng's arms.

This pounce on it, just pounce on it, it's fine.

But the dull talisman in Lin Heng's hand was in his hand, and he was pounced on by Yang Ningbing, and it was immediately attached to her body.

Lin Heng secretly shouted: "It's broken!"

When he looked at Yang Ningbing again, the spell had already taken effect.

I saw that Yang Ningbing's original radiant eyes gradually dimmed, and were replaced by a sluggish expression.

"Ning Bing, are you okay?" Lin Heng asked worriedly.

"It's okay, it's just a little ......" Yang Ningbing shook her head and said vaguely: "What's wrong with me...... It seems like...... I don't know...... What's going on. ”

"It's okay, it's okay. Lin Heng hurriedly comforted her: "You're just too tired, just slow down later." ”

"Slow ...... Good...... Take it a slow. ”

Yang Ningbing sat back in place in a daze.

Lin Heng breathed a long sigh of relief, fortunately, nothing happened, and it should be fine in a few minutes.

At this time, I don't know if the director's head is broken, or if he wants to increase the box office in some strange way.

The female pig's foot in the movie secretly chatted with her best friend in the room about some dirty topics.

What can two women talk about when they get together?

Men, of course!

What's even more terrifying is that they actually talked about the topic of men jerking off.

This all made Yang Ningbing, whose IQ was reduced by 50%, listen to it.

She turned her head slightly and asked faintly, "Lin Heng...... Do you jerk off too?"

"Poof!"

Lin Heng, who was drinking Coke, squirted out directly.

I'll go!

What the hell!

"Uh...... Well, this one. Lin Heng didn't want to deceive Yang Ningbing, so he made an excuse: "According to the investigation of the authoritative organization, ninety percent of men will dedicate the first time to their hands!"

"So you mean you have it too?"

At this time, Yang Ningbing didn't have much thinking ability, but she didn't feel very happy.

"Uh......" Lin Heng was embarrassed again, he never thought that a pure and arrogant Yang Ningbing would actually discuss this issue with him.

"Well, I guess there is, but only occasionally, occasionally. ”

"How can you ...... like this?"

Yang Ningbing suddenly felt an inexplicable grievance, cried, and sobbed: "Woo...... Lin Heng, you can't jerk off......"

"Why?"

Lin Heng was inexplicable.

I can't even masturbate it, and I can't let people live.

Sure enough, women who lower their IQ are terrible!

"Because...... Because you've got me. ”

Yang Ningbing blinked, and said in a daze: "I am your girlfriend, and I will ...... in the future I can help you in the future, I can help you jerk off, I can help you ......"

"it!"

Lin Heng hurriedly covered her mouth and didn't let her continue.

Because he just said those two sentences, Lin Heng made up a fragrant picture in his brain......

It's exciting to think about!

"Oh...... What are you doing? I'm not done yet. ”

Yang Ning suddenly came up with her whole body, and asked with a sigh of relief: "Lin Heng...... Don't you want me to help, woo...... Don't you want me to help?"

Lin Heng was embarrassed.

Of course I did!

I've dreamed of it!

It's just that if you do it now, you'll have to kill me as soon as the effect of the spell expires!

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