Chapter 153: Folk Art Troupe?
"Brother Teng, what are you talking about?" Li Xiyue heard him muttering in a low voice, and asked suspiciously, Lin Shike also looked at him curiously.
"Nothing!" Ma Yunteng laughed: "Let's go, go down! My cousin is about to end the church, and I, the cousin, want to be a gift!"
"What do you mean?" the two women asked, puzzled.
"I'll know in a while!" Ma Yunteng looked at the two girls and said, "You also want to give gifts!
Here, the three of them cautiously walked down the roof, and after Ma Yunteng found the person in charge of recording the gift money, he briefly explained to him, and the person almost fainted!
The chapel has ended, and now is the sealing session.
An old man in the village stood in front of everyone, looked at the list in his hand and the corresponding amount, and shouted loudly.
In Ma Yunteng's hometown, the so-called gift is actually a red envelope given to the couple by relatives and elders, and the newcomer has to kowtow on the spot to express his gratitude!
"Kowtow to your second uncle in Xinzhuang, 500!"
"Kowtow to your third aunt of Li Zhuang!2000!"
"Kowtow to your second uncle Wang Zhuang, 2000!"
"Kowtow to your grandfather Bi in the village, 2000!"
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The old man continued to read the list in his hand, and the newcomer kowtowed to express his gratitude! The whole ceremony lasted for more than 20 minutes, and the old man in charge was already dry!
Looking at the list that was about to be read, the old man was relieved, and took a long breath!
Burst!
When he saw the person's name and the amount of money behind the name, the tea in the old man's mouth immediately squirted out!
"Kowtow to your own cousin Yunteng!" shouted here, and the voice suddenly stopped!
The old man rubbed his glasses and looked at the string of numbers in disbelief! Immediately, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and his eyes quickly swept over the string of numbers at the same time!
He has presided over countless canonization ceremonies, but he has never seen such exaggerated figures!
His pupils shrank slightly, and the old man's eyes quickly counted the number of 0s from left to right!
"Twenty,"
As soon as the old man's words came out, they immediately caused a sigh!
Twenty?
Are you kidding!
How can there be such a gift?
Now the gift, even if it is in an estranged relationship, as long as it is a gift, it must be at least 200! Less than 200 is scolding!
When my cousin heard the principal say this, he was also a black line, what was he doing?
Just now, my cousin gave him a Bugatti Veal, and now he has sealed himself a gift of twenty yuan with his backhand?
"Wouldn't it? I think it's 200,000!"
"That's right! Yun Teng can even afford a helicopter now, how can he only seal twenty yuan? The uncle in charge is also funny, he actually made such a prefecture-level mistake at someone's sealing ceremony!"
"200,000 should not have run away! This shot is really magnanimous! As a cousin, it should be the first time in our village to seal 200,000 yuan, right?"
……
Just as everyone was talking, the old man in charge rubbed his eyes, put the gift list on the table, and then folded his fingers and counted it with a serious face!
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9," the old man almost filled two hands!
immediately opened his mouth wide, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Kowtow to your own cousin Yunteng, two billion!"
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Billion!
The sound was like a bombshell that exploded in everyone's ears in an instant! Everyone felt that they had heard it wrong! They were stunned! They were stupid!
The ceremony suddenly fell into a dead silence!
"Shhh
After nearly five seconds of dead silence, everyone present gasped, and then an uproar erupted!
"Oh my God! Two billion! Am I the only one having auditory hallucinations?"
"That's right, it's his two billion! Twenty is not ten thousand, it's billion!"
“…… I'm Nima, and this kind of operation?"
"Fried ...... It's so explosive!"
"Mistaken, right?"
"What is the old man talking nonsense?"
"It's just fooling around......"
The crowd was in an uproar.
My cousin and my bride felt their hearts beating fast!
Before the wedding, the two were still worried about whether they could afford to buy a house in the future!
Now it's good!
Well, a gift from my cousin is directly two billion!
Billion!
What's that concept?!
Looking at the crowd in the audience, the old man in charge picked up the microphone and shouted: "Everyone be quiet! There are still two people left, and the ceremony can be completed, everyone let me finish reading!"
The old man paused, his gaze wandering over the remaining two names.
Immediately, he shouted with a strange smile: "Kowtow to your sister-in-law Li Xiyue...... 2 million! Kowtow to your second sister-in-law Lin Shike...... 2 million!"
The voice came into their ears, Li Xiyue and Lin Shi were immediately slightly stunned, and a touch of crimson appeared on their faces!
"You ......" The two women showed their sharp nails at the same time and pinched Ma Yunteng's arm with all their might!
"Assi ......" felt the violent soreness of his left and right arms at the same time, and Ma Yunteng looked at the two of them crying: This is the rhythm that wants to strangle me!
"Don't make a fuss, so many people are watching! Can we stop using domestic violence?" Ma Yunteng smiled strangely!
"Humph!"
The two girls ran away quickly!
The two girls didn't know about this beforehand, and suddenly they became sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law!
Although the two of them have decided to marry Ma Yunteng, they should at least ask their own opinions, right?
The surrounding villagers also laughed when they saw this scene, especially some of the male compatriots present, who immediately worshiped Ma Yunteng!
What is a man?
What does it mean to be a winner in life?
That's it!
"Everyone will give warm applause to the couple!" shouted the old man in charge.
"Papa!" rang out with a deafening applause.
"Please come to your table!"
The crowd dispersed like a tide and began to find their own place to eat.
Because of the large number of people who came, the Ma family had to temporarily add seven or eight hundred seats, and the Ma family definitely couldn't open them, so many seats were temporarily placed on the road outside.
At this moment, the Ma family's own relatives are all praising Ma Yunteng, and Ma Yunteng's parents are even more glorious!
"Big brother, it's not good, the stereo is suddenly broken!" shouted a steward who suddenly walked in from outside the door, with an anxious face.
The people of the Ma family have only now discovered that there is no music for this wedding, and the music on the wedding day will be played all day! Now the music they hear comes from the village chief's house!
"Can't you fix it?" asked Ma Yunteng's uncle.
"All of a sudden, the repairmen are gone!" the man replied.
Ma Yunteng smiled slightly and waved his hand to Zhao Peng: "Mr. Zhao, you go and arrange it, open the doors of all sports cars, unify the music, such a lively wedding, how can you do without music." ”
"Okay boss, leave it to me!"
Zhao Peng beckoned to a group of people who had brought him over, and these people immediately walked out of Ma's house, walked to their respective sports cars, opened the doors, and turned up the volume to the maximum.
More than 100 supercars play dynamic music at the same time, and the loudness and timbre of this music is a notch higher than those of the low-end speakers!
The sound problem was solved in just 10 minutes.
"Big brother, it's not good. The folk art troupe of the village chief's house is playing suona frantically near our Ma house! Many guests are not in the mood to eat!" said another person who ran into the house.
"Alas, this village chief! The folk art troupe of the village chief's family is a professional art troupe invited from the county seat, and it is estimated that the banquet in the evening will be even more arrogant!" Ma Yunquan knows that the village chief is not dead, but he has no right to let the art troupe stop playing, because it is too unreasonable to do so!
The Ma family has never done unreasonable things.
Among the relatives of the Ma family, there are those who are not afraid of things, and one of them stood up and said angrily: "Then let's also invite a suona class, damn, blow it with him, who is afraid of whom!"
Today's wedding was targeted by the village chief everywhere.
"Folk art troupe?"
Ma Yunteng laughed lightly, and then walked out of the house to make a call.
"Hey, Xiaoqian? Yes, can you come over at night? Ah, that's okay, see you at eight o'clock in the evening!"
"Hey, Jay, are you still in Jiangnan City? Okay! See you at eight o'clock in the evening!"
"Hey, Leehom, yes, it's me, okay, see you at eight o'clock in the evening!"
"Hey, Liangying, no problem, okay? OK, see you at eight o'clock in the evening!"
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Ten minutes later, Ma Yunteng walked back into the house.
"Yunteng, come with me to the county seat in the afternoon, let's also invite a folk art troupe, otherwise this level will definitely be laughed at by the villagers at night!" Ma Yunteng's father said seriously.
"No, I've already contacted an art troupe. Ma Yunteng said lightly.
"Connected?"
"Uh-huh!"
"This can't be messed up, I thought about it for a while, we rural people are trying to get married, and we still have to have a suona class at the banquet at night, otherwise it will seem that our side is too deserted!" Ma Yunquan looked at him and said.
"Dad, don't worry, sleep more in the afternoon, your nephew will definitely toast you at night!" Ma Yunteng said with concern.
"Okay, then you can take Xiyue and them to take a good walk in our hometown!" After speaking, Ma Yunquan turned around and walked away, in fact, where can he rest, there are still many things he needs to worry about in this wedding.
Here, Ma Yunteng took Lin Shike for a brief stroll in Wolf Village.
It was six o'clock in the evening.
"Yunteng, are you okay now?" the uncle suddenly called.
"What's the matter, uncle, you say!" Ma Yunteng asked.
"I signed up for an arithmetic class for Xiaomeng, and the teacher called me just now, saying that Xiaomeng had forgotten to bring straw paper for a week, could you go over and send it to your sister?"
"No problem!"