Chapter 58: You're Delicious Underneath
Yang Haoyu picked up a stone, smiled evilly, and snorted.
Stone bullets were fired.
Burst!
A crisp sound, followed by a miserable howl: "Ah, which bastard stuffed my eyes." ”
Yang Haoyu covered his mouth and stole fun, his body flashed, and he stealthily entered the ancestral house.
Poor Lehi, trembling his legs out of the dog hole, reached out and touched it, his hands were full of blood, and he cried in distress.
"I've just grown a good mouth......"
Lehi was mourned, endured the sharp pain between his thighs, and limped to the village doctor's house to save his life......
Zhao Xiaoying heard the sound of mourning, and went out to check in surprise, but when she saw Yang Haoyu walking into the courtyard, she was startled: "Why are you?"
Yang Haoyu asked evilly: "What's the matter, I'm not happy to see me?"
"How could I be upset, come in and sit. ”
Yang Haoyu entered the house, Zhao Xiaoying hurriedly served tea, her pretty face was pink under the light, and her heart was rippling at a glance.
Yang Haoyu asked: "In the days when I am not there, life is good." ”
Zhao Xiaoying's eyes filled with tears: "If you don't give me money to spend, how good can my life be." ”
Yang Haoyu sneered: "It's still my fault to co-author." ”
"I don't mean that, can you give me a little pocket money, I'm very miserable these days, I can't buy a piece of candy to eat. ”
Zhao Xiaoying prayed with a blank eye.
Looking at her pitiful appearance, Yang Haoyu said: "Get me something to eat first, I'm hungry." ”
"I'll get it for you. ”
Zhao Xiaoying got out of the bowl of Yangchun noodles, afraid that it would not be enough, and beat two eggs.
Yang Haoyu was very satisfied with the food, and praised: "You are very delicious below." ”
Zhao Xiaoying said happily: "It's good if you like it." ”
Yang Haoyu hummed, continued to eat noodles, and never mentioned pocket money.
Zhao Xiaoying looked forward to it in her heart, she was in a hurry, staring at Yang Haoyu after eating the last bite of noodles, she was finally tormented, and asked, "Haoyu, can you give me some pocket money?"
Yang Haoyu said disdainfully: "A bowl of noodles wants to buy me." ”
Zhao Xiaoying hurriedly said, "Then what do you want?"
Yang Haoyu scanned her delicate figure with an evil aura: "What do you say?"
Zhao Xiaoying's face was ashamed, and she hurriedly closed the door and was about to go to bed.
Yang Haoyu smiled evilly: "What are you doing in bed." ”
Zhao Xiaoying was stunned, turned her head and looked at him incomprehensibly: "You don't want me to ......"
Yang Haoyu rushed to speak: "Just now you gave it to me below, and now it's my turn to eat it for you below." ”
Yang Haoyu pointed to a certain place with his fingers badly.
Zhao Xiaoying's face was flushed with shame, and she replied shyly: "No, let's rest early." ”
Yang Haoyu got up and said, "You're right, it's not early, then I'll go." ”
"Don't go. Zhao Xiaoying hurriedly stopped at the door in a hurry.
Yang Haoyu didn't say anything, and continued to point.
Zhao Xiaoying's face was red to the root of her ears, and she stomped her feet shyly: "I'm afraid of you, you big villain." ”
"Haha......"
Another fantastic night.
Yang Haoyu wanted to get up in the morning, but Zhao Xiaoying hugged him and didn't let him go, and said coquettishly: "Don't go, it's delicious, I still want to eat you." ”
"You bad woman, eat if you want, see if Lao Tzu doesn't feed you. ”
Zhao Xiaoyingle immediately drilled into the quilt......
Near noon, Yang Haoyu came out of the ancestral house.
Walking on the road, the villagers saw him pointing and pointing, looking like he was looking at a neuropath.
Yang Haoyu wondered very much, who did he recruit to provoke whom.
When he met Liu Ziyang, Liu Ziyang complained bitterly as soon as he saw him: "I said ancestor, this time you can be regarded as killing me." ”
Yang Haoyu wondered, "What did I do to you?"
Liu Ziyang asked: "Did you tell people that you want to marry a fairy as a wife, and you also said that I also want to marry a fairy?"
Yang Haoyu was stunned, shook his head and said, "I just said this at your house last night, and I didn't say it to anyone else." ”
Liu Ziyang complained bitterly: "Then why is it that the whole village is saying that you are crazy, and you are infected with madness with me." ”
"Huh?" Yang Haoyu was taken aback, and hurriedly eavesdropped on the discussion of the people in the village.
It's really like this, they all say that Yang Haoyu has madness, and the toad wants to eat swan meat, so he actually wants to marry a fairy as his wife, and even brought Liu Ziyang with him.
Yang Haoyu thought about it and immediately came back to his senses: "I remembered, when I left your house last night, I saw a black shadow flashing, it must be the root of the bastard's tongue." ”
Liu Ziyang scolded angrily: "What kind of bastard the hell, you dare to talk nonsense, don't let Lao Tzu catch him, if he is caught, Lao Tzu must tear his stinky mouth apart." ”
Yang Haoyu patted him on the shoulder and persuaded: "Okay, don't be angry, let them go, anyway, I'm sure I won't marry a fairy." ”
Liu Ziyang hurriedly said: "If you want to be crazy, don't take me crazy, okay, I still have to marry a wife, now it's okay, the people in the village say that we are stupid, crazy, which girl is willing to marry me." ”
Yang Haoyu said disdainfully: "Something that has no interest, why is the big husband without a wife, isn't he just a woman, what's the hurry." ”
Liu Ziyang was anxious: "Are you in a hurry, who doesn't know that there is a spare tire at home, Zhou Xiaofen wants to send it to the door, big brother, you think about my feelings, I haven't even seen my daughter-in-law's hair so far." ”
Yang Haoyu covered his mouth and was happy.
"There's a good show to watch, everyone go to Mrs. Tian's house. Suddenly, someone shouted.
Everyone asked curiously: "What's the show? Don't Yang Haoyu do anything good, haha." ”
Yang Haoyu said angrily: "I'm here, what good things can I do, tell me quickly, what's a good show?"
"Village Chief Zhang went to Mrs. Tian's house to propose. ”
"What kind of kiss did he propose?"
Zhang Fugui said that he didn't dislike Zhou Xiaofen for being slept with by Yang Haoyu, and wanted to go home to be his daughter-in-law. ”
"What?"
Liu Ziyang hurriedly looked at Yang Haoyu, wanting to see how he would react.
Yang Haoyu said with a smile: "I said that this rich and noble daughter-in-law wants to go crazy, last time he couldn't pick up the ashes, this time he directly blatantly begged for his daughter-in-law." ”
The villagers teased: "Yang Haoyu, you are not in a hurry, this is your daughter-in-law." ”
Yang Haoyu said angrily: "What my daughter-in-law, that's Chen Xiao's daughter-in-law, it's Chen Xiao's grandson who should be in a hurry, by the way, what does this grandson say." ”
"I don't know yet, I heard that I have gone to Mrs. Tian's house, let's go to see the excitement together. ”
"Interesting, let's go, let's see. ”
Yang Haoyu raised his feet and left, Liu Ziyang hurriedly grabbed and said: "I said what do you mean to Zhou Xiaofen, since you care about others so much, you just marry someone." ”
Yang Haoyu shouted angrily: "I'll say it one last time, I won't marry Zhou Xiaofen, I, Yang Haoyu, will marry a fairy beauty as a wife if I want to marry." ”
He had a loud voice, and all the villagers present heard it, and they all turned their heads to stare at him, and the word idiot was written all over their faces.
Yang Haoyu said angrily: "It's all up to me to do it, I'm going to marry Tianxian, what's the matter, you have opinions, if you have opinions, it's your business, let's go, go and see the excitement." ”
Yang Haoyu took the lead and walked towards Mrs. Tian.
The villagers behind him shook their heads, this Yang family actually gave birth to a madman, which can be regarded as a complete extinction.