When Chu Madness and Song Ningxue returned to the villa, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, and they wanted to take a shower and take a good rest, but they found that there were several missed calls and an unread message on their mobile phones.

It was all sent by the guy Wu Fatzi.

"Looks like I just turned my phone off and muted it. ”

Chu Madness smiled, flipped through Fat Wu's information, shook his head and sighed lightly: "Fat Man Wu, you also have today." ”

Chu Yan left the villa after talking to Song Ningxue for a while.

The old aunt's barbecue restaurant, the same old place, Chu Mad was the last person to come.

As soon as he sat down, Wu Tong directly pulled Chu Mania to blow the bottle, Chu Mania looked at Wen Ziren, Wen Ziren's cheeks flushed, and he nodded slightly.

Looks like he's been drinking quite a bit too.

After Chu Madness blew a whole bottle directly with Wu Tong, he said: "Fat man, isn't it just a blind date, what is there to be afraid of, as for borrowing wine to drown your sorrows like this? This is not like the romantic nature of your Wu Fat Man." ”

Wu Tong sighed for a moment, then picked up two bottles of wine and opened them, and gave one bottle to Chu Mad .

"If it weren't for you two guys, why would I go on a blind date?"

"Hey, the fat man is on us too?"

Wu Tong glared at Chu Madness and Wen Ziren, "I don't know which guy revealed the scholar's love affair to my mother, you also know my mother's violent temper, a few years ago, I couldn't wait to let me marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a good grandson for her, if I hadn't been making excuses to prevaricate, now the children can play soy sauce." ”

Chu Crazy laughed and said: "Fatty, this is your own inauthenticity, who let you always use me and the scholar as a shield, and now retribution is coming." In other words, you should also take care of yourself, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go to your house. ”

"Fart!" Wu Tong was annoyed, "Who knew that the two of you will be moving at the same time this year, one will be married directly, and the other will be a fish goose! Let me be a single dog alone! Otherwise, my mother won't be so anxious!"

"His grandmother's, obviously the three of us have always been a united front, but the two of you seem to have discussed, one is married, the other is in love, but my mother is stimulated to death!"

Chu Mad and Wen Ziren looked at each other and chuckled, the three of them have always been very close, and their respective family relationships are also good, the three of them were indeed single before, and every time they were forced to marry, they would use the other two as shields.

But this year, it seems that the old man in the sky suddenly looked at them, and directly arranged a marriage for them, but only Wu Fatzi's share was missed.

Chu Madness chuckled and said: "Fatty, maybe it belongs to your golden and jade relationship, you are on the road at the moment, you also know that the number of singles is rising in a straight line now, and it is possible that the old man will not check it for a while." ”

"Listen to your!"

Wu Tong blew another bottle with Chu, and then the old aunt came out with some barbecue and knocked on Wu Tong's head, "Xiao Chu has just come, and he has been drinking before he eats, so his body bones are easy to break." ”

"Auntie, why are you on their side, I'm the most pitiful person!" Wu Tong muttered.

"Among the three people, you are the fattest, your little life must be the most nourishing, in our time, where would a poor person have such a fat figure as you. ”

Chu Mad and Wen Ziren pretended not to hear anything, and Mei Zizi ate barbecue.

Wu Tong opened his mouth and took another sip of stuffy wine.

After laughing, Chu Mad picked up the wine bottle and touched Wu Tong, "Say, who is the blind date this time?"

"Remember that little tail that always followed me when I was a kid?"

"No, your mother actually introduced your cousin to you?"

Chu Mad was taken aback, although there are still cousins in the big family who are married, and there is such a thing as kissing and kissing, but it only happens occasionally.

After all, the big family cares more about the quality of the next generation, and not everyone can reproduce offspring for the family.

For example, Wu Fatzi has been out for many years, but the safety measures have been done well every time, and he will never give birth to the next generation at will.

If it was a few years ago, when the gene theory was very popular, when the big family chose a daughter-in-law, they all chose to put character and appearance behind their talents.

"Hehe, it's okay if my mother introduced it. ”

"I can't think of anyone else in your family who can bother you so much but your mother. ”

Wu Tong opened his mouth and lowered his voice: "This is my good cousin who brought it up herself!"

That's a lot of information!

Chu Mad and Wen Ziren were stunned at the same time, they knew that Wu Tong's cousin had always been more manly and acted informally, but they didn't expect to be so brave.

Wu Tong sighed: "Think about it, my mother thinks that her daughter-in-law is about to go crazy, and there is just such a person who stands up bravely, which is not in line with my mother's wishes, instead of forcing me to learn from you, I directly found an auspicious time to marry my cousin, and even my mother went to your mother to learn from the experience of teaching children." ”

Zhou Tian was also speechless, his situation was quite special, otherwise how could he agree to marry Song Ningxue directly.

Wen Ziren blinked and drank a glass of wine, "Since ancient times, sages have said that self-cultivation and family cultivation will govern the country and the world." ”

"Scholar, you are talking cool again! You have the ability to blow the bottle! If you win, I will listen to you!"

Wen Ziren shook his head, "I like to come one by one, so that I can have a poetic feeling, I can't do things like cow chewing peonies and ruining the scenery." ”

…… Wu Tong knew that he couldn't say anything about Wen Ziren, so he turned to look at Chu Mad, "As a good brother, can you bear to watch me suffer?"

Chu thought for a while, "Actually, getting married is not a difficult thing to accept. ”

"Ahh

"Fatty, we are all going to get married eventually, and it's good that you can find a cousin who grew up together. ”

"That's not the point!" Wu Tong looked at Chu Mad curiously, "Could it be that Song Ningxue, the head of the four beauties in the imperial capital, is really so charming, even you are impressed by it?"

"It's too far to say that I'm convinced, but she's a very nice woman, and if I had met her earlier, maybe it wouldn't have been a good marriage. ”

Wu Tong bared his teeth and looked at Wen Ziren, "Scholar, tell me what is the current situation of this guy? Hasn't he always been very opposed to this kind of marriage?"

He didn't approve of it, a good-looking woman has good moral cultivation, plus a topic that can be talked about together, such a life partner, how many people can have such blessings. ”

Wu Tong was stunned, Wen Ziren was obviously talking about himself, looking at that look, it was definitely only for people who fell in love.

Wu Tong felt that it was a very wrong decision to call these two guys to help find a way tonight, this was obviously to feed him a mouthful of dog food!

"Fatty, I remember that your cousin is also one of the four beauties in the imperial capital, her appearance should be unpickable, and in terms of personality, she is quite masculine, isn't this a good match for you?"

"But she's my cousin! I might think about it if it were anyone else. ”

"Don't use this excuse over there, I don't know you yet, except when you were a child, you're afraid you don't meet your cousin very often, right? ”

Wu Tong was anxious, "Shit! I don't know her yet!"

"Let's not talk about it first, let's just say that last year, my good cousin went directly to Macau to gamble money, and won 300 million yuan in a casino overnight, causing an uproar, and finally the family took her back. ”

"And when she had a reunion dinner last year, she directly drank all ten people at the table by herself, which was not beer, but high liquor!"

"By the way, my cousin is not an ordinary fighter, she once practiced martial arts with a master, and when my master first saw her, he praised her for being a rare talent for practicing martial arts!"

……

Wu Tong kept spitting and flying, while Chu Madness was listening to the story with Wen Ziren, while you and I had a cup.

"Now you know what kind ......of person she is! And say I don't know her! I'm dying of thirst. ”

Wu Tong directly picked up a bottle of beer and drank it all.

A playful smile appeared on Chu Yan's face, "Fatty, why do you care so much about your cousin? ”

"Shit! It's not that my aunt is always talking to my mother, but I'm always around, knowing what's so strange about these things. ”

Chu Crazy laughed even more playfully, "Then let me ask you, what did you think when you heard your mother talk to your aunt about your cousin?"

"Thoughts?" Wu Tong pondered, "It's really the wrong birth." ”

"Don't you have a little curiosity, wonder what kind of woman would do such a thing?"

Wu Tong was slightly stunned, and then reacted, his face was slightly red, "Okay! I treat you as a brother in vain! You are tricking me!"

"If you don't drink three bottles in a row tonight, this matter will not be over!"

"Hey, hey, if you have something to say, I'm also helping you solve your problems. ”

"Hehe, three bottles of beer are not negotiable!"

"It's easy to say with three bottles of wine, but you can think about what I just said. ”

Chu Mad directly took a bottle of beer and drank it, and Wen Ziren said lightly on the side: "Maybe your cousin is not the kind of person you say, she just pretends to be very chic on the surface, but in fact, those are never what she really wants." ”

Wu Tong was stunned, "Scholar, what you said is really too literary, isn't it? My cousin is not the sentimental woman you write." ”

"People in the world are often obsessed with the surface, but they are unwilling to delve into what kind of exquisite heart lies beneath the surface. ”

Chu Mad drank two bottles of wine and said, "This time I'm on the scholar's side, you can really get to know your cousin well." ”

"Fuck off! You're not on the side of the scholars!"

Chu Mad smiled dumbly, as if this was indeed the case, he and the scholar often teamed up to pit Wu Fatzi.

"Hey, don't you think you're thinking wrong?"

Wu Tong stood up and said word by word: "I asked you to help me refuse this marriage, but I don't want you to help me match the marriage!"