Chapter 335 [I Love You to Death]
When Li Xiaoqiang heard Wang Yun's voice, his heart was helpless and painful, when he encountered this kind of 'female' among men, he could only retreat, and sighed: "Okay, buddy, I can say okay, just play a few rounds." ”
When Wang Yun heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he glanced at Li Xiaoqiang charmingly and said, "Oh, don't call me handsome, just call me Yunyun." ”
"Ugh. When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he almost threw up, Nima, do you want me to vomit everything I ate in the morning, damn!
Facing Wang Yun, Li Xiaoqiang couldn't stand it anymore, and frowned: "You fucking cheap, believe it or not, Lao Tzu 'pumped' you." ”
In Li Xiaoqiang's consciousness, Wang Yun would definitely be furious when he heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, but this guy did not appear in the kind of scene that Li Xiaoqiang expected, on the contrary, he was completely shocked.
Wang Yun walked in front of Li Xiaoqiang, and was about to take Li Xiaoqiang's hand, and said a little excitedly: "Ah, ah, people like men like you, it's too men, oh buy ga, it's too manly, I suspect that I really fall in love with you." ”
Li Xiaoqiang met Wang Yun's cheekiness, what could he say, he could only shut up, it was impossible to beat him, but if you scold him, people say that you are very manly, but on the contrary, they like you more and more.
Li Xiaoqiang didn't want a man to like him, so he could only shake off Wang Yun's arm and said: "Damn, don't you want to play volleyball, then hurry up and find it, Chao, today is unlucky." ”
Wang Yun saw Li Xiaoqiang's angry look, and bit his lips with his snow-white teeth, like a 'woman': "It's so bold when I scold, I like bold gentlemen, well, I love you to death." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he hurriedly walked towards the building in front of him, this guy opened his mouth, and Li Xiaoqiang felt that his whole body had 'chicken' bumps popping up, and he just wanted to send this guy away quickly.
Li Xiaoqiang came to the inside of the Bird's Nest building, in it, there is a huge volleyball court, and there are many people near the volleyball court at the moment, some are practicing, some are playing and watching the excitement, of course, it is also indispensable to fish for Kaizi on this occasion, and the eggs of the horse hurt guys.
Li Xiaoqiang picked up the volleyball racket directly from the side, turned back to Wang Yun and said, "If you lose, don't pester me." ”
Wang Yun stared at Li Xiaoqiang with his evil smile and said, "No problem, my male god." ”
Li Xiaoqiang picked up the volleyball and was ready to serve, at this time, Wang Yun hurriedly said: "My male god, wait." ”
"What the hell is going on with you?" Li Xiaoqiang said helplessly.
Wang Yun smiled and said: "Playing volleyball requires strenuous exercise, of course people have to take off their clothes, otherwise, how can they exercise." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, his face suddenly sweated, he was already sweating, Niang Xipi, today is considered to have stepped on shit, and when he meets a man like Wang Yun, he is sad.
When the guys nearby saw that Wang Yun was going to play volleyball with a man, they immediately gathered around, but they knew Wang Yun's 'sex' personality and hobbies, as long as he took a fancy to a man, he would not escape the palm of his hand.
One of the young 'women' whispered to a 'woman': "Second sister, did you say that Wang Yun did something with the man on the other side?"
"You little 'girl' child, why are your thoughts so dirty, you just do it when you come up, people call it falling in love, pay attention to the words and phrases. ”
"Cut, that's not the same, isn't falling in love just to get 'bed'. ”
"Okay, even if I obey you, you can see Wang Yun's eyes in his eyes, it must not have reached that point, and the other party's speech and demeanor are not simple people, I estimate that Wang Yun wants to play this man, it is a little difficult. ”
A young man stared at his buddy next to him and said, "I said Brother Liu, who is this guy? Why haven't I seen it, he looks 'quite handsome'." ”
"I don't know, but I think I've seen it somewhere. ”
"Maybe it's a long star face, but Wang Yun took a fancy to it, and it is estimated that it is enough for him to drink a pot, I want to see how this brother Tai gets rid of Wang Yun's magic hand. ”
“……”
In the midst of everyone's discussions, Wang Yun took off his coat, and only the red 'colored' vest inside was left, and inside the red 'colored' vest, there seemed to be a suspender.
When Li Xiaoqiang saw this scene, he almost vomited, my grass, the sky, the earth, you fucking let me go, uncle is a normal man, don't take you to toss people like this,
But Li Xiaoqiang's cry was destined to become useless.
When the young people nearby saw this scene, they had long been accustomed to it, and they all watched with a smile on their faces how Li Xiaoqiang coped.
Wang Yun stared at Li Xiaoqiang, raised his hands, and walked around in place, as if he was showing off his figure, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said with a smile: "Hehe, my male god, is my figure very 'good'?
Li Xiaoqiang was directly angry: "I'm 'obsessed' with your uncle." ”
After Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, the volleyball in his hand had already flown towards Wang Yun.
Wang Yun took the opportunity to send the volleyball back to Li Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "Tut, look, people caught it, we really have a tacit understanding." ”
"Tacit understanding of your size. When Li Xiaoqiang said this, the flying volleyball flew directly towards Wang Yun.
At this moment, a plan has appeared in Li Xiaoqiang's heart, since you guy wants to disgust me, Lao Tzu will exhaust you to death.
Immediately, the volleyball flew over from the two corners of Wang Yun's side, and Li Xiaoqiang played volleyball very fast, Wang Yun ran on the full volleyball court, in just ten minutes, he was already sweating profusely, he supported his knees with both hands and said: "My male god, you can't test me like this, people can't stand it, I'm tired to death, you are too man." ”
After Wang Yun finished speaking, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang with his somewhat 'obsessed' eyes.
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said, "Don't you love me?" Hurry up and pick up the ball, as long as you win against me, Lao Tzu will promise you." ”
When Wang Yun heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he suddenly seemed to have been beaten with 'chicken' blood, and the 'spirit' of the whole person skyrocketed in an instant, as if he had spent a lot of life because of fighting monsters.
Wang Yun saw Li Xiaoqiang's eyes, which were full of the red 'color' charm of red fruits, and Li Xiaoqiang was like a 'fat' lamb in his eyes.
Wang Yun directly picked up the volleyball, stared at the other party and said: "My good male god, people's balls are here, you have to catch them, don't miss, you must be accurate, then people will be comfortable." ”
As soon as Wang Yun's words came out, all of a sudden, the onlookers nearby covered their mouths and chuckled, Wang Yun is really too perverted.
Li Xiaoqiang heard Wang Yun's words with special meaning, his eyes almost rolled white, this girl, is he passing on some kind of message to him, since you want to disgust Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will let you get paid.
Li Xiaoqiang saw the volleyball flying over, and with a bang, the volleyball flew over.
Wang Yun looked at the volleyball flying over and was about to catch the ball, but the ball suddenly spun in front of him and flew directly towards his cheek.
Before he could understand what was going on, suddenly, there was a shocking sound in the entire stadium.
The echo also echoed in the volleyball court.
"Howl, my nose. ”
After Wang Yun finished speaking, he directly covered the bridge of his nose with both hands, and suddenly his nose was bleeding wildly, and he himself was squatting on the ground and shouted to the waiter: "Oh, it hurts me to death, hurry up and bandage me, my male god is too cruel, and he is not gentle with others." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he felt that his heart was about to explode, if this guy continued like this, it was estimated that he would faint to death on the spot.
Li Xiaoqiang walked directly in front of the other party and said angrily: "You fucking cheap, Lao Tzu is a man, don't talk about such ambiguous topics, you still don't let people live?"
Wang Yun is now bleeding from his nose and his face is miserable, but after he saw Li Xiaoqiang, he instantly wiped his nosebleed with his arm, as if he was a beauty who maintained the most dignified appearance in front of the man he liked.
He pursed his lips, winked at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "My good male god, of course people want you to live, and we have to live for a lifetime." ”
Wang Yun had a nosebleed and a dirty face, but he said such disgusting words to Li Xiaoqiang, these two diametrically opposed words were so stiff and awkward together.
Li Xiaoqiang couldn't bear it.
Then he won't have to put up with it!
Li Xiaoqiang directly raised his fist and beckoned to Wang Yun's cheek, and suddenly, Li Xiaoqiang was seen at the scene 'intersecting' with his fists and feet, and the sound of banging was endless.
Wang Yun screamed, and Li Xiaoqiang also grinned and said, "Lao Tzu makes you still love me, grass." ”
In just a few minutes, Wang Yun's nose and eyes were swollen, and someone nearby wanted to come to relieve the siege, but Wang Yun hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "If anyone comes over to stop the two of us from falling in love, I will be anxious with him." ”
After Wang Yun finished speaking, he also let out a miserable scream, howling, cool!
In the face of this kind of outrageous man, all of them smiled bitterly and said fiercely: "Beat, beat me to death, such a man is simply an insult to my male 'sex', hey." ”
"Would a man say such a thing? Damn, Wang Yun is hopeless. ”
"Don't tell me, is this guy particularly handsome when he beats someone?"
"There's something wrong with your fucking 'sexual' tendencies, too. ”
"No, I'm just telling the truth, if I were a 'woman', I'd definitely fall in love with this guy. ”
"Grass!"
Li Xiaoqiang saw Wang Yun, whose eyes had turned into two giant pandas, this guy was covered with blood at the moment, and only his eyes were still turning.
Li Xiaoqiang stared at Wang Yun and said: "You fucking remember for me, Lao Tzu is a man, don't treat me like that again, otherwise Lao Tzu will scrape you alive." ”
After Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, he walked towards the outside of the volleyball court.
But at this time, Wang Yun was like a 'female' lying on the 'bed', very 'female', his eyes were a little 'fascinated' and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's back and said: "Even buy Ka, my male god is just different, scolding people are so gentlemen, people love you to death, I am so comfortable and cool to beat." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, his legs suddenly weakened, and he felt like he was about to cry.
When Li Xiaoqiang heard Wang Yun's voice, his heart was helpless and painful, when he encountered this kind of 'female' among men, he could only retreat, and sighed: "Okay, buddy, I can say okay, just play a few rounds." ”
When Wang Yun heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he glanced at Li Xiaoqiang charmingly and said, "Oh, don't call me handsome, just call me Yunyun." ”
"Ugh. When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he almost threw up, Nima, do you want me to vomit everything I ate in the morning, damn!
Facing Wang Yun, Li Xiaoqiang couldn't stand it anymore, and frowned: "You fucking cheap, believe it or not, Lao Tzu 'pumped' you." ”
In Li Xiaoqiang's consciousness, Wang Yun would definitely be furious when he heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, but this guy did not appear in the kind of scene that Li Xiaoqiang expected, on the contrary, he was completely shocked.
Wang Yun walked in front of Li Xiaoqiang, and was about to take Li Xiaoqiang's hand, and said a little excitedly: "Ah, ah, people like men like you, it's too men, oh buy ga, it's too manly, I suspect that I really fall in love with you." ”
Li Xiaoqiang met Wang Yun's cheekiness, what could he say, he could only shut up, it was impossible to beat him, but if you scold him, people say that you are very manly, but on the contrary, they like you more and more.
Li Xiaoqiang didn't want a man to like him, so he could only shake off Wang Yun's arm and said: "Damn, don't you want to play volleyball, then hurry up and find it, Chao, today is unlucky." ”
Wang Yun saw Li Xiaoqiang's angry look, and bit his lips with his snow-white teeth, like a 'woman': "It's so bold when I scold, I like bold gentlemen, well, I love you to death." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he hurriedly walked towards the building in front of him, this guy opened his mouth, and Li Xiaoqiang felt that his whole body had 'chicken' bumps popping up, and he just wanted to send this guy away quickly.
Li Xiaoqiang came to the inside of the Bird's Nest building, in it, there is a huge volleyball court, and there are many people near the volleyball court at the moment, some are practicing, some are playing and watching the excitement, of course, it is also indispensable to fish for Kaizi on this occasion, and the eggs of the horse hurt guys.
Li Xiaoqiang picked up the volleyball racket directly from the side, turned back to Wang Yun and said, "If you lose, don't pester me." ”
Wang Yun stared at Li Xiaoqiang with his evil smile and said, "No problem, my male god." ”
Li Xiaoqiang picked up the volleyball and was ready to serve, at this time, Wang Yun hurriedly said: "My male god, wait." ”
"What the hell is going on with you?" Li Xiaoqiang said helplessly.
Wang Yun smiled and said: "Playing volleyball requires strenuous exercise, of course people have to take off their clothes, otherwise, how can they exercise." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, his face suddenly sweated, he was already sweating, Niang Xipi, today is considered to have stepped on shit, and when he meets a man like Wang Yun, he is sad.
When the guys nearby saw that Wang Yun was going to play volleyball with a man, they immediately gathered around, but they knew Wang Yun's 'sex' personality and hobbies, as long as he took a fancy to a man, he would not escape the palm of his hand.
One of the young 'women' whispered to a 'woman': "Second sister, did you say that Wang Yun did something with the man on the other side?"
"You little 'girl' child, why are your thoughts so dirty, you just do it when you come up, people call it falling in love, pay attention to the words and phrases. ”
"Cut, that's not the same, isn't falling in love just to get 'bed'. ”
"Okay, even if I obey you, you can see Wang Yun's eyes in his eyes, it must not have reached that point, and the other party's speech and demeanor are not simple people, I estimate that Wang Yun wants to play this man, it is a little difficult. ”
A young man stared at his buddy next to him and said, "I said Brother Liu, who is this guy? Why haven't I seen it, he looks 'quite handsome'." ”
"I don't know, but I think I've seen it somewhere. ”
"Maybe it's a long star face, but Wang Yun took a fancy to it, and it is estimated that it is enough for him to drink a pot, I want to see how this brother Tai gets rid of Wang Yun's magic hand. ”
“……”
In the midst of everyone's discussions, Wang Yun took off his coat, and only the red 'colored' vest inside was left, and inside the red 'colored' vest, there seemed to be a suspender.
When Li Xiaoqiang saw this scene, he almost vomited, my grass, the sky, the earth, you fucking let me go, uncle is a normal man, don't take you to toss people like this,
But Li Xiaoqiang's cry was destined to become useless.
When the young people nearby saw this scene, they had long been accustomed to it, and they all watched with a smile on their faces how Li Xiaoqiang coped.
Wang Yun stared at Li Xiaoqiang, raised his hands, and walked around in place, as if he was showing off his figure, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said with a smile: "Hehe, my male god, is my figure very 'good'?
Li Xiaoqiang was directly angry: "I'm 'obsessed' with your uncle." ”
After Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, the volleyball in his hand had already flown towards Wang Yun.
Wang Yun took the opportunity to send the volleyball back to Li Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "Tut, look, people caught it, we really have a tacit understanding." ”
"Tacit understanding of your size. When Li Xiaoqiang said this, the flying volleyball flew directly towards Wang Yun.
At this moment, a plan has appeared in Li Xiaoqiang's heart, since you guy wants to disgust me, Lao Tzu will exhaust you to death.
Immediately, the volleyball flew over from the two corners of Wang Yun's side, and Li Xiaoqiang played volleyball very fast, Wang Yun ran on the full volleyball court, in just ten minutes, he was already sweating profusely, he supported his knees with both hands and said: "My male god, you can't test me like this, people can't stand it, I'm tired to death, you are too man." ”
After Wang Yun finished speaking, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang with his somewhat 'obsessed' eyes.
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said, "Don't you love me?" Hurry up and pick up the ball, as long as you win against me, Lao Tzu will promise you." ”
When Wang Yun heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he suddenly seemed to have been beaten with 'chicken' blood, and the 'spirit' of the whole person skyrocketed in an instant, as if he had spent a lot of life because of fighting monsters.
Wang Yun saw Li Xiaoqiang's eyes, which were full of the red 'color' charm of red fruits, and Li Xiaoqiang was like a 'fat' lamb in his eyes.
Wang Yun directly picked up the volleyball, stared at the other party and said: "My good male god, people's balls are here, you have to catch them, don't miss, you must be accurate, then people will be comfortable." ”
As soon as Wang Yun's words came out, all of a sudden, the onlookers nearby covered their mouths and chuckled, Wang Yun is really too perverted.
Li Xiaoqiang heard Wang Yun's words with special meaning, his eyes almost rolled white, this girl, is he passing on some kind of message to him, since you want to disgust Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will let you get paid.
Li Xiaoqiang saw the volleyball flying over, and with a bang, the volleyball flew over.
Wang Yun looked at the volleyball flying over and was about to catch the ball, but the ball suddenly spun in front of him and flew directly towards his cheek.
Before he could understand what was going on, suddenly, there was a shocking sound in the entire stadium.
The echo also echoed in the volleyball court.
"Howl, my nose. ”
After Wang Yun finished speaking, he directly covered the bridge of his nose with both hands, and suddenly his nose was bleeding wildly, and he himself was squatting on the ground and shouted to the waiter: "Oh, it hurts me to death, hurry up and bandage me, my male god is too cruel, and he is not gentle with others." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he felt that his heart was about to explode, if this guy continued like this, it was estimated that he would faint to death on the spot.
Li Xiaoqiang walked directly in front of the other party and said angrily: "You fucking cheap, Lao Tzu is a man, don't talk about such ambiguous topics, you still don't let people live?"
Wang Yun is now bleeding from his nose and his face is miserable, but after he saw Li Xiaoqiang, he instantly wiped his nosebleed with his arm, as if he was a beauty who maintained the most dignified appearance in front of the man he liked.
He pursed his lips, winked at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "My good male god, of course people want you to live, and we have to live for a lifetime." ”
Wang Yun had a nosebleed and a dirty face, but he said such disgusting words to Li Xiaoqiang, these two diametrically opposed words were so stiff and awkward together.
Li Xiaoqiang couldn't bear it.
Then he won't have to put up with it!
Li Xiaoqiang directly raised his fist and beckoned to Wang Yun's cheek, and suddenly, Li Xiaoqiang was seen at the scene 'intersecting' with his fists and feet, and the sound of banging was endless.
Wang Yun screamed, and Li Xiaoqiang also grinned and said, "Lao Tzu makes you still love me, grass." ”
In just a few minutes, Wang Yun's nose and eyes were swollen, and someone nearby wanted to come to relieve the siege, but Wang Yun hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "If anyone comes over to stop the two of us from falling in love, I will be anxious with him." ”
After Wang Yun finished speaking, he also let out a miserable scream, howling, cool!
In the face of this kind of outrageous man, all of them smiled bitterly and said fiercely: "Beat, beat me to death, such a man is simply an insult to my male 'sex', hey." ”
"Would a man say such a thing? Damn, Wang Yun is hopeless. ”
"Don't tell me, is this guy particularly handsome when he beats someone?"
"There's something wrong with your fucking 'sexual' tendencies, too. ”
"No, I'm just telling the truth, if I were a 'woman', I'd definitely fall in love with this guy. ”
"Grass!"
Li Xiaoqiang saw Wang Yun, whose eyes had turned into two giant pandas, this guy was covered with blood at the moment, and only his eyes were still turning.
Li Xiaoqiang stared at Wang Yun and said: "You fucking remember for me, Lao Tzu is a man, don't treat me like that again, otherwise Lao Tzu will scrape you alive." ”
After Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, he walked towards the outside of the volleyball court.
But at this time, Wang Yun was like a 'female' lying on the 'bed', very 'female', his eyes were a little 'fascinated' and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's back and said: "Even buy Ka, my male god is just different, scolding people are so gentlemen, people love you to death, I am so comfortable and cool to beat." ”
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