I coughed and said, "Listen...... I have a friend who is a little constipated and went to the pharmacy to get some laxatives, and after taking the laxatives at home, I didn't expect him to have any reaction...... He thought it was not enough, so he put the rest of the laxatives in a kitchen bowl, melted them with some boiling water, and prepared to drink them later......"

However, his father shouted that he had something to do, so he went to work...... His mother came back and was busy washing vegetables and cooking, because at noon, several of my father's brothers came to the house for dinner...... But it was boiling, and I wanted to pour some water into the pot, so I poured the bowl of laxatives into it...... When my friend came back, he forgot about it. At noon, his father's friends came, and the brothers drank together and swept away all the dishes on the table......"

After eating, the friend's father took his son and his brother to the bath. The water is not hot, and the brothers are in the water, chatting and soaking. However, my friend and his father were soaking, and suddenly opened his eyes, feeling wrong...... Suddenly, his dad's ass snorted, and a yellow jet of water appeared...... My friend saw it, and he was amazed that his dad was having a diarrhea in the bathhouse......"

However, this is not the end, his father endured it and wanted to pull, thinking that he could not pull in the pool, so he grabbed the edge of the pool and wanted to come up. His father felt that he couldn't stay any longer, so he pouted his ass and wanted to climb up, but at this time, his father couldn't hold back, and with a 'poof' sound, a string of yellow liquid sprayed out......

This time, the impartial boss was full of faces. The boss wiped his face and said, "Three, what are Nima doing?" What is my face? What the hell are you spraying?...... When my friend and his father saw it, he couldn't explain it, so he rolled over and got on the edge of the pool, but the thing came as soon as it was said, and he hurriedly covered his buttocks with his hands, but with a 'bang', like a fairy scattering flowers, from his fingers, scattered and squirted out, and the posture seemed to be hit with an air pump......

When I said this, Ye Xue was already laughing so much that she was lying on the table, snorting with tears in her eyes.

When I first listened to it, I couldn't stop laughing like her.

"My friend and his father's fairy scattered flowers here, and the boss over there also opened his eyes, and he didn't feel right, so he 'pounced', and his butt also squirted out, so he hurriedly ran out of the pool, spraying while running, like a rocket launcher...... There are second, fourth and fifth children in the pool, and they don't know what is going on, but the three of them look at each other and 'crackle...... The water in the pool was yellow ...... the water in the pool was yellow......"

"There are not only them in the bathing pool, but there are also a lot of people, but the young ones have run away with their reactions fast, and there are those who are too old to find out about the situation, and they are taking a bath with their eyes closed, and they only open their eyes to see it at this time, but they also forgot to run, looking at the yellow water full of the pool, they are all very stunned...... You think you're all in a dung pit......"

The brothers were also stunned by themselves at first, but then it was already like this anyway, the water in the pool was already yellow and could not be yellow anymore, so they simply couldn't bear it, and let go of the spray, like a monkey, spraying all corners of the bathhouse...... The owner of the bathhouse was also noisy to come in, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw yellow spraying everywhere, and behind several people, there were long yellow lines, and the bathhouse was blown up...... At that time, he slammed the door shut, thinking that he had seen it wrong...... Then he opened the door again, and he was sure that it was when he was spraying Xiang, and he closed the door again, he was completely shocked, so he cried and said, brothers, where are you taking a bath, this Nima is a game diarrhea......"

After I finished speaking, I looked at Ye Xue, who was holding her stomach, squatting in the place, and the flesh on her body was constantly shaking, as if she was sitting on a tricycle.

After five or six minutes, she regained her strength, looked up and asked, "Your friend, what happened next?"

I spread my hands and said, "Crippled, after the incident in the east window, he was crippled by his father with a stick......"

Ye Xue covered her stomach and took a sip of tea.

"Still angry?" I asked cautiously.

Ye Xue laughed and said, "Don't be angry, this joke is good...... However, the show is about to start, you have to hurry! The furniture company should give up and contact me with a company. ”

"Don't worry. "I said I'm leaving.

Ye Xue was behind me and said again: "Jiang Xiao, don't come to the company these days." When Vice President Li and Li Qian are gone, you can come again...... By the way, you can go back now, don't wait until you get off work and something happens. ”

I thought about it, said yes, and left the company.

Out of the company, I was going to go to the furniture company to have a look.

However, when I walked to the bus stop, I found that there were several people following me, not that I was suspicious, but always felt that they were following me.

As I walked, I took out my mobile phone and prepared to make a call to Zhou Yang, wanting to ask his friend when he would come to me.

However, the other end of the phone kept ringing, but no one answered.

At this time, I realized that everything seemed to be too late, because I felt a pain in my back, and someone kicked me in the back, and then I fell to the ground.

This fall choked me enough, I rubbed my back, and turned to look.

Sure enough, it was the people who followed me, and I don't know how I offended each other.

"Jiang Xiao, huh?" one of the long-haired men asked arrogantly pointing at me.

"Who are you, what do you want to do?" I asked, staring at them.

There are six people on the other side, dressed more casually, but it looks like they are all gangsters, and the long hair should be their head.

Long Mao looked at me, bared his teeth and said, "You don't need to know who we are, you just need to tell us, are you Jiang Xiao? We're so sure, we can't wronged people, right?"

Long Mao's words made everyone laugh "hehe".

"If you do this again, I'll call the police?" I said, holding my phone and raising it.

"Yo, I'm so scared!" said Long Fur clutching his chest. He said to the thugs, "Brothers, he's going to call the police, what should we do?"

"Yes, Brother Mao, we are also afraid, what should we do?"

"Haha...... He's a fool, let alone call the police, even if the police are here, we can beat you, and you don't even know your parents......"

"Brother Mao, just him......"

The hairy men looked at me and were eager to give it a try

I sat on the ground and said in my heart, I shouldn't be able to run away from today's beating, but I have to call the police, and this is the only solution I can think of.

However, when I was holding my mobile phone and was about to dial the number, I didn't expect Zhou Yang's phone to be connected.

"Hey...... Jiang Xiao, ......" On the phone, Zhou Yang's voice finally came......