Chapter 114: Bored Zhang Xiaodong

Chapter 114

"Love 36 tricks, it's like a game!I want to master the remote control by myself~~~~" Zhang Xiaodong sang a few words excitedly and shook his head, "No, no, it's not thirty-six, it's seventy-two!"

"Brothers, Brother Dong is crazy again!!Rotten eggs beat him!!" In the live broadcast room, watching Zhang Xiaodong lying on the bed and singing Jolin Tsai's 36 love plans with a lewd face, fans threw eggs all over the screen.

"Don't smash it, don't smash it! I'll change the song!" Zhang Xiaodong smiled, his face flushed. "Pay attention to it, it's still Jolin Tsai's song!"

"See you again!

It doesn't matter whether it's the front or the side, it's all a perfect arc!

Goodbye ugly duckling, inferiority left for yesterday!

The female college wants eighteen changes, look at me seventy-two changes~~~~"

"I'm going! It's doubled again, it's become seventy-two, and it's changed!!, brothers, keep smashing!!" The fans coaxed, "What's the situation, Brother Dong, you're very excited tonight!!"

Can you not be excited? In my mind, there is a skill book "Seventy-two Changes of the Earth's Evil" lying at this time! Zhang Xiaodong also did not expect that a "Little Knife Club" overture would make Sun Wukong completely transform, and all his earth-shattering skills would come back, and there would be a surge of doubles! If he ate spicy noodles again, would he be invincible! Zhang Xiaodong did not expect that the golden hoop circle, which he thought had disappeared for 2,000 years, was still on the head of the great sage!

It was late at night, but Zhang Xiaodong's excited mood couldn't calm down at all! Singing with his voice without accompaniment not only frightened the fans, but also scared Zhang Guoping and his wife. "What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Liu Chun'e shouted in the next room.

"It's okay Mom, I'm drinking a little dry and flustered. I'll go out and breathe, I'll be back later!" Zhang Xiaodong shouted, and Y said goodbye to the fans again, and then walked out of the door.

"What kind of breath do you have in the middle of the night!"

There are several hills of one or two hundred meters behind Zhangjia Village. As soon as he went out, Zhang Xiaodong ran to the back of the village! He wanted to try the seventy-two changes in this place! He ran all the way to the foot of the hill, Zhang Xiaodong's figure changed, and he suddenly turned into a fierce tiger! The tiger ran wildly, rose into the air with a long roar in the sky, and instantly turned into a white crane! The white crane flew to the mountain in the night, and in an instant turned into an eagle!

This is the benefit of the skill book, you don't need to spend more time learning, with the level of Zhang Xiaodong's second-level anchor, at this time you can already turn into animals, plants, and inanimate things! For a while, you will become a bird, a beast for a while, and a pine tree and a rock for a while! This "Seventy-two Changes of the Earth" is divided into nine layers, the first four layers can change everything in the mortal world, can change big and small, can change male and female, can change flowers, birds, fish and insects, and can change wind and snow. It can change itself, and it can make it change! And the fifth to eighth layers are things that change into the fairy world. The ninth layer, the reincarnation of the changing heaven and earth!

On the empty mountain, Zhang Xiaodong changed his tricks! Excited and excited, Zhang Xiaodong tossed for an hour or two before returning home.

Even if he is asleep, Zhang Xiaodong's dream is the same seventy-two changes. Of course, it's more of a sigh, I have such a ability to subdue dragons and tigers, but there are no dragons on the earth! Tigers do, zoos don't allow them to fight, and it's too late to protect the wild! I have nowhere to show my skills, so embarrassing! I want to go to the fairy realm to kill the heavenly demons!

Zhang Xiaodong found that he was excited when he first got the seventy-two changes, but after the excitement was over, he found that how to use it was nerve-wracking. Now we are paying attention to a harmonious society, the Chinese dream! Not to mention the seventy-two changes, even if Lao Tzu has the ability to destroy the world, then there must be monsters to fight and have a place to show. Brother Dong did not dominate the world and be the ideal of being the emperor, could these seventy-two changes become chicken ribs in me? ?

Finally, the next day, Zhang Xiaodong had a chance to show his performance! Bud rice field, Zhang Xiaodong opened the live broadcast room, "Brothers, the live broadcast has started to harvest bud rice!!" Turning his head, Zhang Xiaodong shouted behind him again, "Up!"

I saw four bears rushing into the bud rice field with great momentum, one carrying a sack!!

"I'll it!" The fans were shocked, "I didn't look dazzled, did I??!! the legendary black blind man broke the bud rice and I caught up with me?And it's four!!" Countless fans rubbed their eyes vigorously, with a shocked face.

Speed, strength! The four bears patted their chests excitedly while breaking the buds. Zhang Xiaodong held a mobile phone to record the live broadcast, and along the way, countless corn stalks were hit by four bears. At that speed, Zhang Xiaodong's corn of one meter and three points of land was taken care of by four bears in less than half an hour!!

Filled with a sack of bud rice, the bear carried it violently and threw it into the car. Turn your head and break again!

"Xiaodong, you ...... Where did you get the bear??" asked Zhang Xiaodong's mother, Liu Chun'e, with a shocked expression. "Will there be people from the government who will arrest them? This is a protected animal!!

"Yes, Brother Dong, you can't get a bear from the circus to abuse us in order to make a live broadcast!!" "The bear is a national second-class protected animal!!" Fans also discussed.

"Don't worry, you'll find out later!!" Zhang Xiaodong said with a smile. In the shock and confusion of the crowd, the four bears not only broke the corn in the entire cornfield, but also began to uproot the corn stalks directly in the back!

I'm done. Four bears came to Zhang Xiaodong's face, each of them was taller than Zhang Xiaodong, and several times stronger! At this time, Zhang Xiaodong took down four white bags from the car. One bear divides one!!

"Okay! It's time to witness the miracle!!" Zhang Xiaodong said while broadcasting live. The next moment, the four bears twisted their heads, and their heads were removed like hoods, revealing the heads of four people.

"Thank you!!Get busy!!"

At this time, the fans in the live broadcast room, as well as Liu Chun'e and his wife, suddenly realized, oh? It turned out that they were pretending to be people! But this is too similar! The four bears put on their hoods from the beginning, and they didn't speak, they each turned their heads and ran away with a white bag! After a while, they rushed into another cornfield, and about a minute later, a dog barked from inside the cornfield. After some more time, four black dogs ran out of the cornfield, each carrying a bag of ribs......

Zhang Xiaodong is so bored that he turns a dog into a bear to help him break corn! I wonder if Sun Wukong will vomit blood when he finds out? My old grandson taught you seventy-two changes! You actually used it to break buds!!

At this time, tens of millions of miles away from Heavenly Court, under an immortal mountain. The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the passage to the extraterritorial battlefield suddenly felt their souls tremble, as if the earth was about to crack and the sky collapse! A moment later, a colorful auspicious cloud flew from a distance, and above that auspicious cloud, a person wearing golden chain mail, a phoenix-winged purple gold crown on his head, and his feet were walking on the clouds! It was so majestic that people couldn't help but worship! It was the Monkey King!

"It's terrifying! Is this the strength of the Great Sage?" The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals were shocked in their hearts. "See the Great Sage!!" all the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals bowed.

One of the heavenly generals has experienced havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and at this moment, he will remember the scene of the Monkey King sweeping the heavenly court in his mind, and the great sage at this time is even more terrifying than back then!!

(This is more likely to be controversial, everyone has comments on the comments, I refer to the repair.) In addition, about the seventy-two changes, it has appeared in the Fengshen List and Journey to the West. Wu Chengen's original book did not elaborate on the Bodhi ancestor when he taught, the focus is still on many changes, and Sun Wukong's use is also reflected in the changes. Among the so-called seventy-two changes of the earth and the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, for example, spells such as driving away the gods through the ghost and drinking water and carrying the mountain are not clearly recorded in the Journey to the West, these are all from Luo Guanzhong's Sansui Ping Demon Biography. It is the two understandings of the two authors, and the prawns are the reference to the Journey to the West, so they pay attention to changes and simplify. Sun Wukong's great supernatural powers are actually because Nuwa Stone belongs to the four great monkeys. On the other hand, in the Laojun furnace, the steel is not bad, devouring the Laojun Jindan, practicing the fiery eyes and so on. Originally, the seventy-two changes would not have appeared so early, but considering that the prawns were mentioned in the introduction of the book, so it was on it!