Liu Banniang was just born, and she had the memory of her previous life, and at first she thought it was normal, but as she grew older, she quickly disappeared in the vast river of memories in seconds. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't want to, it's almost my fifth birthday, and Banniang still remembers that she lived in a place called the 21st century in her last life, and her life was not nourishing. I guess I forgot to drink Meng Po soup, the memory of my previous life has always been, but unfortunately, the memory of my previous life is chicken ribs, accounting, and this thing that Banniang learned in her previous life is completely useless in this life.

In this life, Banniang lives in a dynasty called Han, not the Han of Emperor Qin and Han Wu, listening to the nagging of her brothers, she was messed up after the Tang Dynasty, and now she is a Han after the Tang Dynasty.

Banniang secretly pondered, probably five dynasties and ten kingdoms? Unfortunately, the history is not very good, I don't remember whether there was really a Han, anyway, I only know that the Song Dynasty ended the war in the end, and I don't know if I am now in the early, middle, or late stages of the five dynasties and ten kingdoms.

Fortunately, Liu's father, Liu Ye is the general of the Han Dynasty, guarding Taiyuan, the capital of the Han Dynasty, and his mother-in-law Zhe is also a general's tiger daughter. The Liu family has 8 sons, of which 3 were born to their mother-in-law and one was adopted.

After Father Liu took the wattle strips to clean up a bunch of Tao boys and cried to the ground, the two delicate little ladies came belatedly, and Banniang was honored to take rare things as expensive.

Baniang Liu Qi and her sister Jiuniang Liu Ying are one day apart, when they were born, Liu's father did not confiscate the adopted son, in order to show his attention, the two daughters were ranked according to their sons, called Baniang, Jiuniang.

Banniang and Jiuniang were in the limelight for a while, and even the biological mothers of the two, the inconspicuous two concubines, all held their heads high in an instant, their nostrils turned to the sky from time to time, and there was a sense of arrogance in their breathing.

Fortunately, the authority of the Zhe family is unshakable, and those who put on the score, those who are unwilling, those who provoke trouble, those who make trouble, and those who watch the excitement, all make a submissive appearance in front of the Zhe family, and together they have built the Liu Mansion into a good family.

After learning that the dynasties changed frequently, and the father was engaged in the high-risk industry of military generals, Banniang, who was quite anxious, began a plan to accumulate money. On the first birthday, I slurred my speech, plus the gesture of dancing and dancing, telling everyone that I should receive gifts on my birthday, and I only received big gold for gifts, and Jiuniang was able to hold a piece of wood for a long time, and the contrast should not be too stark.

Banniang's mother-in-law Tian is a plump beautiful young woman, Jiu Niang's mother-in-law Gan has grassland blood, heroic and cool, the two are about the same age, and they are both happy to be beautiful women, and they compete with each other, and everyone on the earth understands.

Here Tian said, look at our Baniang, we will call Daddy.

Over there, Gan said, look at our Jiuniang, how steady you are.

Tian said, today Banniang took the chopsticks by herself.

Gan said, Jiu Niang's own meal today.

Tian Shikua, Banniang is dancing with chopsticks today, like dancing with a sword.

Gan Shixuan, Jiu Niang pushed Banniang to the ground with one palm today.

"Ba Niang... What??Jiu Niang pushed Banniang down?!"Then it was returned, Tian screamed and threw himself at Gan's...

A fight with little technical content didn't last long, and the two people with messy sideburns stood in front of Zhe Shi after a while, and both squeezed their smiling faces, "Madam, the slave walked carelessly and fell..."

"You saved food by falling to death, and scared Baniang Jiuniang, look at how you cry!"

"Eight Niang and Nine Niang are far away..."

"The two sisters had a great time..."

"Get out!"

Until Banniang was three years old, the comparison between Tian and Gan basically maintained a draw.

After the age of three, General Liu began to practice with children, and he immediately had an opinion.

Banniang knows that learning kung fu well, in this world, it can save lives, naturally it is serious and can not be serious, ready to practice in summer and winter in Sanjiu, but the serious result is that kung fu has not yet started, the amount of food is large, people have gained a circle, it is very unscientific, the amount of exercise is really big, and it is still fat? !

Jiuniang has a larger amount of rice, Banniang eats two bowls, and Jiuniang can eat four bowls, but people are stunned that they don't grow meat.

Jiu Niang, who doesn't grow meat, has more and more strength, and without tricks, she can kill Banniang, a little fat dun in minutes.

In terms of practice, Banniang is not excellent among her peers, at least she is good, but Jiuniang stood aside, and Banniang instantly became a green leaf.

Banniang has to admit that in addition to persistence, in addition to perseverance, in addition to studiousness, in addition to hardship, there is such an annoying thing as talent in this world.

Tian could only roll his eyes upward, whispering "barbarian", and when he turned around, he looked for Zhe and said that he wanted Banniang to learn the piano.

For the Liu family's two thousand gold, the Zhe family did not hesitate at all, and immediately hired a senior master to teach for an hour every day.

Qi Yang and the newly adopted Eight Yang also jumped to learn in order to practice for a while, and they didn't have to pressure themselves with many skills, and then they picked a leaf for each of them, "It's okay to blow and play..."

The eccentricity is naked.

Banniang is in the practice and piano practice, happy for two years, only occasionally worry about the weight, as for the piano skills, Banniang and Jiuniang do not have that talent, learn step by step, the eldest sister does not say the second sister.

Tian racked his brains, and he had to dig out the shining point of Banniang, "Do you want to learn to dance? Jiuniang's hard body will definitely not work." ”

Mother, who said that the thin man is a hard waist pole, who said that the fat man has a soft waist, Jiuniang is more flexible than a monkey when practicing boxing, which monkey has ever seen a hard waist pole.

"Sister, I'm richer than Jiu Niang!" Banniang crossed her hands on her waist, looking rich and generous, reminding Tian that she had a ready-made advantage, so why not use it.

In these years, everyone called the concubine's mother her sister, which is a little different from the memory of Banniang's previous life.

"You also said, you don't know, everyone is called Pixiu! You think this is a good reputation!" Tian began to wipe away tears, "It's all my fault, if I hadn't lived too much, how could you only have money in your eyes... It's still a dime..."

"Sister, the money should be used on the blade, and when it should be used, I don't blink an eye," Banniang is a caring little padded jacket, "Sister, what do you want to buy, I will pay for it." ”

"Yes, you only pick up gold to buy, buy, and you put it away yourself. Tian nodded Banniang's little head, not knowing whether to be upset or relieved.

"Who told you not to wear it, you put it away, I don't know who to give it to..."

Tian is a local, the family is poor, sold her into Liu's house, now there is no less looking for Tian to fight the autumn wind, Banniang doesn't want to get used to this problem, save the emergency not help the poor, how can there be a month to find someone to make up for it, seeing that Tian's is not easy to nag the Tian family again, he ran away with a smoke.

The swallow guarding in the corridor, Banniang's personal maid, immediately followed, "Banniang, the pigeon just came over and said that Jiuniang is looking for you." ”

The pigeon is Jiuniang's personal maid, the two maids and the owner fell off one by one, the swallow is really as light as a swallow, the pigeon, a big fat pigeon, even if she is given ten pairs of wings, she can't fly.

Qi Yi said, Banniang wants to watch the swallows and spur herself to lose weight, Jiu Niang wants to look at the pigeons, reflect well, where did you eat so much food... Let Banniang and Jiuniang chase after a good fight.

Qi Yang and Ba Yang are two years older than Ba Niang, and they really don't have any advantage in fighting, Jiu Niang's strength is greater than Qi Yan, and Ba Niang can't beat it, but she has a nirvana, that is... Howl... I howl... I howl...

Therefore, in the house, it is often the seven and eight who are chased and cry wolves...

But Liu's father was still standing under the eaves with his beard, eager to try, "Ba Niang, Jiu Niang, do you want Daddy to help catch them?"

Zhe Shi held a small rocking fan, and the fan was so majestic, "Qiyang, Bayang, if you don't get caught today, the monthly money is gone, and the scriptures will be copied ten times and a hundred times..."

Liu's father's face is adored, and the old wife is still powerful.

Qiyi's mother-in-law, Wang, tore her handkerchief, gritted her teeth and squeezed out a smile, and invited Tian's Gan's family, "Play two?" Wang's horse-fighting and hanging skills are invincible opponents all over Liu's Mansion, and he didn't even dare to shout about the three missing ones of the Fold Clan, for fear that the Wang family would know how to run to make up the corner.

Finally, after many rounds of consultations, adhering to the purpose of stability and unity, the rules of Liufu horse hanging were grandly released, and everyone was not allowed to discriminate and exclude Wang, ensuring that Wang's number of plays per month was not less than 15 times, ten cents, Wang's lost, twice the calculation, and won, like everyone, the multiple is one, just like that, Wang still wins more and loses less.

Banniang suspected that if it weren't for Wang's worry that no one in the house would play with her, she might not lose a game.

The son was chased and beaten by other people's daughters, and he could only lose but not win, and the Wang family vowed to find a place on the horse hanging table...

When the mother's insinuation, the smile hides the knife, but the children have established a deep revolutionary friendship in the fight, and they get together when they have nothing to do. The brother-sister relationship continues to heat up...

No, Banniang ran to Jiu Niang's house to take a look, and the seven and eight were there.

Qiyun and Bayun told that the soldiers were coming to the city, and Dad was busy again, and A-Niang also raised the alert level in the house, and the notice would be issued in a while, everyone should be sensible and be a good doll.

Banniang has been immune, Dad's combat effectiveness is still very strong, in the past few years, there have been many battles of all sizes, more wins and fewer losses, and there is a bottom line for losing, so before the war began, there was complete capital optimism, and before it was finished, I listened to Qiyang complaining there, "It seems that what Song, their emperor drove the expedition in person... It's really not annoying... Originally, I also said that I went out of the city to play, alas, adding to the chaos. ”

Song Banniang was confused, there was still a Song in these years, and then asked carefully, Qi Yan and Ba Yan didn't know anything.

Jiuniang was annoyed, and drove people, "If you don't want to play, go back..."

"I, I, it's not much..."Jiu Niang blinked her big slender eyes, very innocent, "I really didn't have much..."

The seven and eight were also looking at each other, and they both spread their hands.

Banniang ran to Zhe's, and without a little effort, she inquired:

Zhao Kuangyi's royal expedition, Zhao Kuangyi's imperial expedition of the Great Song Dynasty, crusaded to the gate of the city...