Chapter 53 One hundred and eight thousand years
It's just that what kind of greeting gift should I bring to Taishang Laojun? This is really a big problem.
Taishang Laojun, Taishang Dao Ancestor, in the Three Realms second only to Hongjun Laozu, what do you want? I'm afraid he even has things that the Jade Emperor doesn't have, right? How do you want to find things that satisfy his old man?
On the earth, giving gifts is nothing more than giving valuable things, what gift can make people more tempted than money? But, does Taishang Laojun like money? Definitely not, don't say that Lu Chen does not have a common currency among immortals, even if there is, who else in heaven and earth is richer than Taishang Laojun? Any one who sells an elixir to those great gods in Heaven can sell it for a sky-high price, will Taishang Laojun be short of money?
After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with a reason, so as a last resort, Lu Chen went to consult Yan Shuxin.
Yan Shuxin is a businessman, and she must have a unique opinion on gift-giving, so it's right to ask her.
"Sister Shu Xin, I'm going to meet a big man in the past two days, the other party is an old man, he has a lot of money, he has a lot of power, and he doesn't lack anything, what do you think I should give as a meeting gift?" Lu Chen asked, tilting his neck.
Yan Shuxin smiled, stretched out his hand and knocked Lu Chen's forehead, and scolded with a smile: "Who is that old man you are talking about? ”
Yan Shuxin didn't believe it in her heart, she knew that Lu Chen, who had a lot of money and power, and there must be an old man who lacked nothing, but it must not be someone Lu Chen knew, and Lu Chen didn't have a chance to meet such a person.
In the small city of Qin'an, there are really such characters, they can be counted on one hand, everyone is a famous existence, how can Lu Chen know an ordinary person? If he knows, he will not be just a small courier, of course, now he has been promoted and become a supervisor.
But even Lu Chen's boss, the boss of UBI Express, didn't dare to say that he was that kind of person, after all, UBI Express was just a small company at best, and in this era of many companies, it was nothing at all.
Lu Chen covered his forehead with his hand and said aggrievedly, "Can you not hit me on the head?"
Recently, he has been knocked on the head by others, Lu Chen is about to have a psychological shadow, Hongjun Ancestor is like this, the little old man of the machine spirit is like this, Yan Shuxin is like this again, is there any heavenly reason?
"Okay, sister, don't hit you on the head, but tell me, who is the other party, and how did you know each other?" Yan Shuxin asked seriously.
"You won't believe it. Lu Chen muttered.
"If you don't say it, how do you know that I won't believe it?" Yan Shuxin rolled his eyes. Look like you're lying.
"Do you really believe it?" Lu Chen looked at Yan Shuxin and asked.
Seeing Lu Chen so serious, Yan Shuxin also became serious, she had never seen Lu Chen so serious, she couldn't help but believe that what Lu Chen said should be true. If that's the case, then you really have to sum it up, it's a rare opportunity, this is an opportunity for Lu Chen, I'm a sister, I can't mess it up!
"Okay, then I'll tell you, you have to promise me, don't tell others!" Lu Chen looked at Yan Shuxin's eyes and said seriously.
Lu Chen figured it out, if he wants to open a company in the future, he will definitely not be able to do it alone, even if he has money, because he doesn't understand anything and doesn't have so much time to study, so he needs someone to partner with, and to do business, everyone understands that the person who partners must be trustworthy. So far, among the people Lu Chen knows, only Yan Shuxin can really be trusted.
What's more, Yan Shuxin has done business before, and she must be familiar with business issues, and with her help, starting a company will be much smoother.
Lu Chen's purpose is to open a Three Realms express company, not a simple popular express company on the earth, this kind of thing will be exposed sooner or later, in this case, what does it matter if Yan Shuxin knows about it as soon as possible?
Seeing Lu Chen so solemn, Yan Shuxin became even more curious, nodded vigorously, and said seriously: "Don't worry, my sister will definitely keep it secret for you." ”
"That old man is the legendary Taishang Laojun!" Lu Chen said slowly, word by word.
"Poof!" Yan Shuxin finally couldn't hold back, and suddenly burst out laughing, out of breath, and coughed violently a few times, only then did he hold back his laughter and asked Lu Chen: "I said brother, it's not like that, are you kidding me?"
The legendary Taishang Laojun, the immortal, is there such a person It's hard to say. Even if there is, it is a high-ranking existence, throughout the ages, it is impossible for many emperors and sages to see his old man, how can Lu Chen know him? This is simply impossible.
Yan Shuxin suddenly lost interest, and decided that Lu Chen was teasing her.
Lu Chen looked helpless and muttered, "I know you don't believe it." ”
Yan Shuxin shook his head amusedly, stretched out his hand and knocked on Lu Chen's head again, and said with a smile: "How can you make me believe you in this kind of thing? Do you know who Taishang Laojun is?"
"You know, he's my boss's big apprentice. Lu Chen said.
"Giggles....!" Yan Shuxin smiled and leaned back together, the waves were so turbulent that he almost blinded Lu Chen's eyes.
"Brother, you don't have a fever, do you? When did you have another boss? And you are still the master of Taishang Laojun, have you ever seen the list of gods? Do you know who Taishang Laojun's master is? You dare to say that. ”
"Why don't you know, isn't Taishang Laojun's master my boss Hongjun Daozu. ”
"Oh. Do you still know Hongjun Daozu, you don't have a fever, Hongjun Daozu is your boss?"
"Yes, Hongjun Daozu is my boss, it is my boss who asked me to send something to Taishang Laojun, I wonder how good people are also Sanqing saints, it doesn't seem good for me to go to people so empty-handed, but I don't know what gift to give, so I asked you to help me come up with ideas, who knows that you don't believe it at all." Lu Chen felt so innocent, he wouldn't have told Yan Shuxin if he had known.
"Hongjun Ancestor asked you to send something to Taishang Laojun? Have you seen Hongjun Ancestor? Do you know where Taishang Laojun lives?" Yan Shuxin rolled his eyes and asked angrily.
"Of course I've seen my boss, doesn't Taishang Laojun live in the Thirty-Three Heavens Tushi Palace, everyone knows. When Lu Chen heard this, he also said angrily.
"You also know the Thirty-Three Heavens, I thought you didn't know, it was the Thirty-Three Heavens, do you know where it is? Do you know how to get there? Don't tell me that you can still go to heaven?" Yan Shuxin said, stood up angrily, twisted his waist and left.
Yan Xiaotong, the little girl, chased after her mother's ass, and before leaving, she scraped her cheeks with two chubby fingers, squeezed her eyebrows, and said loudly: "Uncle Lu, Xiaotong believes in you." ”
It's just that that expression has nothing to do with the word belief!
Lu Chen was dumbfounded, it was better not to say it if he knew this, this is good, not only did he annoy Sister Shu Xin, but even Xiaotong, a little girl, looked down on herself!
However, what should be done has to be done, Lu Chen did not give up, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Sister Shuxin, if it is really Taishang Laojun, what should I give him?"
"Isn't that simple, don't you men all like to smoke? There must be no cigarettes in the sky, Taishang Laojun is so old, you can buy him two catties of dry tobacco, let him smoke two puffs when he is tired of alchemy, and his old man promises to like it." Yan Shuxin said angrily.
Lu Chen's eyes lit up, this is a good idea!
"Sister Shuxin, thank you, when I see Taishang Laojun, I will ask him to refine a beauty pill for you, so that sister you will stay young forever!"
After Lu Chen finished speaking, he opened the door and ran out, as for where to go, of course, he went to the edge of the vegetable market to buy dry tobacco!
Yan Shuxin looked at Lu Chen's hurried back, dumbfounded, and finally scolded with a smile: "This kid, I have nothing to do with my pastime sister, but it's quite cute!"
In the next few hours, Yan Shuxin called Lu Chen three times but did not answer, and the prompt tones from the three calls were different.
The first time was: "I'm sorry, the call you dialed has left the galaxy, and the owner is heading to the fairy world, so I don't have time to answer it for the time being, please dial again later!"
The second time was: "I'm sorry, the call you dialed has arrived in the Earth Immortal Realm, and the owner is heading to the Heavenly Realm, so I don't have time to answer it for the time being, please dial again later!"
The third time was: "I'm sorry, the call you dialed has reached the Heavenly Realm, and the owner is heading to the Thirty-Third Heaven, so I don't have time to answer it for the time being, please dial again later!"
Yan Shuxin was dumbfounded, his face was dazed, and he couldn't understand what the situation was at all.
It wasn't until eight hours later that Yan Shuxin dialed Lu Chen's phone again, and this time it was finally connected, Yan Shuxin suddenly couldn't help but scold: "Boy, what the hell are you doing?"
It's just that Yan Shuxin was dumbfounded in the next moment, and Lu Chen's voice didn't come from the phone, but a voice as majestic as thunder came out first: "Lu Daoyou, who dares to be disrespectful to you? Do you want Poor Dao to help you destroy her? Or send her into the gossip furnace of Poor Dao to refine it for 108,000 years." ”
Yan Shuxin was completely stunned, his mind was full of mush, what is the situation? Destroy her? And 108,000 years? Thank God I can live to be 100 years old in this life!
Fortunately, Yan Shuxin heard Lu Chen's voice next: "Lao Jun, please calm your anger, this is my sister calling me." ”
Lao Jun? Yan Shuxin was stunned again, is it Taishang Laojun? How can you say it is the same as the real thing?
Finally, Yan Shuxin was stunned for a while and finally heard Lu Chen talking to him: "Sister Shuxin, do you have something?" I'm busy, what's the matter when I come back?"
Hearing Lu Chen's voice, Yan Shuxin's anger finally broke out, and he roared loudly: "Lu Chen, you bastard, now you give me immediately, immediately, roll in front of me as fast as possible." ”
On the thirty-third day, Lu Chen was also stunned when he held the phone, his face was full of stupidity, what happened to the always gentle Sister Shuxin?
On the other side, Taishang Laojun, who was immortal and bone-like, looked at Lu Chen with a cheap smile, looking like he was watching a good show!