Chapter 115: Welfare?
Yi Jingjiao boarded "League of Legends" alone, usually when she got off work, He Chen would always invite her to be happy and happy with the Shuanghei Pit people, but today He Chen did not invite her, so she was bored by only one person.
There is no interest, and there is no desire to win, so Yi Jingjiao is full of malice and chooses a hero porter - that is, the image of He Chen in "The 9999 Ways to Die of a Porter".
Of course, in the game, He Chen certainly won't take the image of a stickman, and use himself as a template, and even the clothes are his Yenching University uniforms - He Chen is very generous and did not ask Yenching University for sponsorship fees.
The porter is a very comprehensive hero.,Can play any position.,Although the base value is very low.,But the growth is definitely the highest.,If you let the porter develop carefree to the case of the big late six gods,It's definitely a 1V5 storage zài.。
Tianman is also the most careful about this hero system, and the other heroes only set the mantras, skills, spell casting moves, dancing moves, etc. under each skin. As for the porter, he even tried to restore every way of death in the comics.
For example, if you are killed by the tower's energy cannon, the other heroes will fall to the ground, and the porter will explode to pieces - of course, each piece of minced meat is marked with a very cute mosaic to make it look like jelly. As for whether it will lead to a decrease in the sales of jelly merchants, it is not within He Chen's consideration. According to his thoughts, perhaps everyone will have a great appetite when they see this beautiful jelly and increase the sales of jelly merchants.
Pikachu was electrocuted, and when he died, he would be scorched and smoking, and his eyes would be white, and he would be killed by the first machine's indiscriminate gun, and his whole body would be riddled with bullet holes, and he would be bitten to death by the beast machine two. There will be only half of a fragmented mosaic body left. As for whether it is the upper body or the lower body. It depends on which part of the second machine attacked him.
Death in the river will add the image of drowning and struggling, if you are killed by a big dragon and a small dragon, there will be a big and small dragon eating his corpse and then spitting out a pile of bones, if you are killed by a stone man in the wild area, it will turn into a puddle of flesh, and countless small soldiers will be dismembered with knives, and each hero will have different effects depending on the weapon and place of death.
It can be said that the 299 heroes in "League of Legends" are not as big as Tianman's attention to the porter, a completely free hero.
As the most attentive in the entire "League of Legends", Tianman has the most skins and all of them are free, and the hero with the highest cost performance. The porter's popularity is overwhelming the combined popularity of popular heroes such as Pikachu, Conan, Kidd, and Doraemon, and he has become a super popular idol-level hero.
This game is very popular, there are many users, and I love to see my opponents use this more!
Based on He Chen's bad behavior in "The Grudge", as long as someone in the game chooses that hero, then he will be taken care of by the opponent in all aspects.
For example, if the porter is playing the top order, the jungler will squat on the single for 30 years, and if the middle order is played, not only the jungler will come, but the top order and the auxiliary will come to GANK. Often faced with 1v4 or even 1v5 situations, even if it is an inconspicuous support, the opponent would rather give up the ADC with residual blood. Death chase full of blood porters!
"Team battles can be lost, porters must die!"
It's not a slogan, all players put it into action, and according to statistics, porters die 7 million times a day!
On average, porters die 81 times per second!
"There is no buying and selling, no killing!
In the face of this situation, countless people appealed in the forum, but everyone turned a deaf ear, playing what should be played, killing what should be killed, and still dying.
And now Yi Jingjiao is facing such a situation, every time a large group of people rush to cross the tower to kill themselves. But holding her for the purpose of being a pit man, this is exactly what she wants, watching the porter die in various positions on different occasions, the smile on her face is even more gorgeous. If she meets someone who doesn't come to Gank, she will go directly to the tower.
As for the spraying words in the chat box, she completely ignored them, no matter how fun the game was, could it be more pleasant than watching He Chen's various tragic deaths?
And just downstairs, lying flat on the bed, with his hands on his chest and holding up the corpse, He Chen didn't know that countless tragic murders had happened upstairs.
His eyes were closed, his consciousness was immersed in the system, watching the comics refresh the list, and Sister Tomie's meaningful gaze still made He Chen send a letter behind his back, so he browsed the content behind "Conan" that he hadn't drawn before he was reborn to neutralize the sense of horror.
In addition to the unexpected death of the author and no ending in the system, such as "Doraemon", the rest is the content of the finished book. And He Chen's luck is better, or Aoyama Gangchang's luck is better, "Conan" was serialized so much after He Chen's crossing!
After 20 years of serialization, I entered the second semester of primary school from the first grade of elementary school, and then it took another 20 years to enter the third semester of the first grade of elementary school, and it ended happily!
He Chen speculated with great malice, it must be that Aoyama Gangchang can't draw anymore, otherwise the Grim Reaper elementary school student "Conan" can fight for another 300 years!
", that gentleman turned out to be him, Xiaolan, Xiao Ai and Shinichi ended up like this! Aoyama Gangchang, if you are in this world, I must send you a blade!" He Chen had watched it intermittently before, and today he finally finished reading it in one go, and he couldn't let go of it for a long time.
It's because I'm afraid that I'll finish reading it, but no one will complain with me that I haven't watched it, but I didn't expect that I would finish reading it today......
A sense of loneliness hits, and I really want to send out all the "Conan" in one go, and then share my current feelings with everyone, but it's a pity that his system is drawn by someone after all, and he can't directly enter the comics into the computer.
Then I glanced at the system and suddenly found that 0 o'clock had already passed, and I don't know when, the system was quietly refreshed again.
The beautiful Tomie sister finally disappeared, and a whole bunch of things appeared in the manga huàn area, but each one didn't look like a manga......
"Icarus, from "Something from the Sky", strategy with the universal angel Typeα. Queen of the Sky ......"
"Hatsune Miku. From VOCALOID. Virtual Singer ......"
"Xiao Ding, from "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart", a humanoid computer ...... with its own thoughts and feelings"
"Wind Slashing Binghua, from the Catalogue of Forbidden Books of Magic, the core consciousness body of the 'Void Mathematics Zone, the Five Elements Organ', and the aggregate of the AIM diffusion force field......"
"Mercury lamp, from "The Rose Girl", the genius puppeteer Luo Zhen used the puppet made by the Lady of the Rose......"
"Night and night. From "Skill Girls Don't Get Hurt", a girl-type humanoid automatic taboo doll ......"
Six options, six 3D models, from six different anime, the only thing in common is that none of them are human.
He Chen's breathing became a little heavier, and his eyes lit up: "System, what does this mean?"
"In order to give back to the host, he worked hard day and night, worked hard and steadfastly, and devoted his life to the cause of the revolution of the animation industry, so it was approved by his superiors. This huàn redemption event is open for a limited time. ”
The hollow sound of the system suddenly became pleasant in He Chen's ears.
"You mean, I can take these people. All huàn into reality?" He Chen licked his lips and asked.
"Yes!"
"It's not an inflatable doll, it's not a doll without a soul, it's like a character in an anime, who can run, jump, laugh, have a soul, have life, and have feelings?"
"Yes!"
"Whew! Great system, you are the hope of mankind, the light of the world! Everything has become beautiful because of you! I am wrong, I repent, I should not have cursed your rigidity before. You are the best ...... in the world Whether it's Windows, Android, or ios, it's less than one-ten-thousandth of yours!"
Whether the system can understand it or not, He Chen shamelessly sent him a series of sycophants. He even considered whether to set up a tablet for the system and offer incense to it day and night.
For He Chen, who loves anime and even the second dimension, what attracts him more than anime?
Then there is only one answer, the anime character appears in front of him!
Especially those cute and cute female anime characters, it will have a killing effect on He Chen!
The second dimension is the second dimension after all, and He Chen is not a braindead who can't distinguish the boundary between reality and virtuality.
But the crossing and the system gave him a glimmer of hope, this kind of thing that will inevitably be sliced and studied has happened, and what else will not happen?
Therefore, after the system refreshed these six 3D images, He Chen immediately went crazy!
The cute Icarus, the cute little chick, the changeable MIKU, the involuntary wind slashing Binghua, the tsundere chairman of the water, and the undisciplined, crazy for love, clingy night.
Each one has a distinctive character!
Each one is a character he loves!
"If they come out, what is their relationship with me?" He Chen suddenly remembered a question, is this a re-creation of a character, or a character pulled out of the anime world?
If it is the latter, then He Chen's person will be very unsafe!
Will Icarus, who only listens to Tomoki Sakurai, destroy the world of Miè because he can't find Tomoki Sakurai?
Will the simple little thorn end up depressed because he can't see Xiushu?
Will Wind Slash Binghua dissipate because it can't receive the ATM position?
Will the mercury lamp kick him away to find her father, Luo Zhen?
Will Ye Ye run away and tear herself in half because she pulled her away from Lei Zhen's side?
Come to think of it, it seems that only MIKU is the safest......
"What you are worried about will never happen, they will be your exclusive maids!
Oh no, I can't stand it!
He Chen, who was full of false fire, suddenly left a nosebleed.
Redeem huàn out!
All redeem huàn out!
He Chen's heart burst out with infinite power, no matter how much it cost, he must bring everyone out!
While excited, He Chen did not forget the words of the system just now.
"System, you said that the time limit is exchanged huàn, when is it?"
"From the moment it was refreshed, it was limited to 24 hours, and now there are 22 hours, 18 minutes and 53 seconds left, welcome to buy it, don't wait for it to expire!" (to be continued......)
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