On TV, a spokesman for New Zealand said very calmly to the camera. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"The sovereignty transfer contract signed between China and Tuvalu for the Auckland Islands clearly stipulates that the Tuvalu side shall not endanger the lives and property of our New Zealand people in any form. However, the Tuvaluan side has built a military base on the Auckland Islands on a large scale and has purchased a very large amount of armament facilities. There is a serious threat to the lives and property of our New Zealanders. ”

"In the absence of any success in informing Tuvalu, we have unilaterally decided that if Tuvalu insists on building military installations and makes substantial purchases of armaments, we will reclaim sovereignty over the Auckland Islands and ensure the safety of the lives and property of the people of New Zealand against any form of infringement." ”

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Looking at the New Zealand spokesman who began to answer reporters' questions, Li Daniu scolded again, and Burns and Castro on the side were also filled with righteous indignation.

Burns said emotionally: "How can they do this? The Auckland Islands have already been sold to us Tuvalu, and all our money has been settled, so why should they take back the Auckland Islands?"

When Li Daniu bought the Auckland Islands before, he used the copyright income of the book "The Lord of the Rings" as collateral and borrowed money from a bank in New Zealand to buy it. On that basis alone, Tuvalu does not owe any money to the Government of New Zealand. Moreover, later, after Li Daniu had sufficient funds in his hands, he arranged for Burns to pay off all the loans owed to the bank. At this time, I don't even owe money to the Bank of New Zealand, and it can be said that I have both money and goods.

Castro also said very excitedly: "Your Majesty, there is no legal basis for New Zealand to do this, whether it is the law of New Zealand or the law of the world, they do it, it is invalid." The so-called construction of military bases by us, which threatens the safety of the lives and property of the New Zealand people, is completely empty talk and nonsense, and has no practical significance. ”

"Okay!" Li Daniu waved his hand, signaling Burns and Castro to stop, and after scolding for a while, he also calmed down, although this matter was completely unexpected by him, but after thinking about it carefully, he will find that it is also excusable.

"How much have we invested in Auckland so far?"

After hearing Li Daniu's question, Burns said without hesitation: "A total of 39 billion US dollars has been invested in labor and materials. However, there is still a large proportion of construction materials that have not been shipped to the Auckland Islands. ”

After thinking about it, Li Daniu asked again: "According to the current construction progress of the Auckland Islands, how long will it take for you to be able to immigrate directly?"

Burns replied: "According to the original plan, in two weeks, all Tuvaluans could be relocated to the Auckland Islands." In fact, some of Auckland's airports can be operated directly, and the port can also provide enough daily necessities on the premise of meeting the progress of the transportation of building materials. In the residential area, you can move in directly, but there are still some tail workers that need to be solved, so it is arranged after two weeks. ”

Li Daniu suddenly laughed and said, "In other words, the infrastructure of the Auckland Islands has basically been completed. ”

Burns didn't understand why his Majesty the King was still in the mood to laugh at this time, and replied: "Yes, except for the development of tourism resources you requested, which has just entered the planning stage, the other infrastructure is enough for 150,000 people to live and live, and this also includes the number of construction teams on the Chinese side. ”

Li Daniu's laughter was even louder, and Burns and Castro looked at each other, not knowing what to say, so they could only be silent.

After laughing for a while, Li Daniu stopped and said: "It seems that the New Zealand government is preparing to kill many birds with one stone, and it can make us have no place to build a military base, and we can pick the ripe peaches we grow in the Auckland Islands, and sell them well in front of those countries that peep at my virtual reality technology." What a good calculation. ”

Burns exclaimed in surprise and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you mean?"

"Otherwise?" Li Daniu laughed again, but this time he sneered and said: "Do you think they are really for the safety of the lives and property of the New Zealand people? The distance between Australia and New Zealand is not too far, why don't they say that Australia's military strength has affected the safety of the lives and property of their people?"

Castro suddenly realized that he said: "I see, Your Majesty the King, I suggest that we directly ask New Zealand for a huge amount of compensation, we have invested 39 billion US dollars, then, ask them to pay at least 100 billion US dollars, I believe that they will never pay 100 billion US dollars for the Auckland Islands, in this case, there is still room for maneuver in this matter." ”

Before Li Daniu and Burns could say his naïve words to Castro, a reporter on TV asked: "Excuse me, Tuvalu's investment in the Auckland Islands is obvious to all, so if your country recovers the Auckland Islands, will it be willing to compensate for the relevant losses?"

The spokesman of New Zealand said calmly: "Because this matter is a breach of contract by the Tuvalu side, we can not make any compensation, but we still have the right to demand that the Tuvalu side compensate our country for its losses." However, out of humanitarian interest, we are willing to offer to return the money used by Tuvalu to purchase the Auckland Islands and to pay Tuvalu the corresponding interest at the average deposit rate of New Zealand banks. ”

The New Zealand spokesman's remarks caused an uproar at the press conference. And in the royal palace in Tuvalu, Burns and Castro directly scolded angrily, they no longer care whether they are in front of their own king at this time, and it is not enough to understand the idea without scolding.

Not to mention how much money it took to buy the Auckland Islands, which is less than one-thirtieth of Tuvalu's investment in the Auckland Islands. And, what is interest payment? Or is it based on the average interest rate on bank deposits?

The whole world knows that the interest rate on deposits is the lowest of all financial management methods, and I the care about your little interest?

Li Daniu really laughed angrily this time, he didn't expect that a country could be shameless and could do it to such an extent.

Burns was also bloody, and said as soon as he opened his mouth: "Your Majesty, do you want to go and urge the Huaxia side now, so that they can bring the date of delivery of the armaments as early as possible?"

Li Daniu shook his head and said: "In the current situation, even if the Huaxia side starts delivering armaments today, what can it do? How far is Huaxia from us? And how close is New Zealand to the Auckland Islands?"

With an incredulous expression, Castro asked, "Does New Zealand dare to send troops to recover the Auckland Islands?"

Li Daniu looked at the New Zealand government spokesman on TV and said, "If we don't let it, they are very likely to send troops to take back the Auckland Islands." ”

At this time, the New Zealand spokesman on TV began to make a final closing statement.

"We hope that Tuvalu will be able to effectively recoup their investment in the Auckland Islands within two months. In two months' time, we will exercise sovereignty over the Auckland Islands......"

Castro really believes that New Zealand will send troops to recover the Auckland Islands, and New Zealand has said that it wants to exercise sovereignty, which means that I am the master of my territory, and no country or region will be allowed to invade our territory without the permission of our government.

Compared with the detention of Japanese journalists last time, this time is definitely the biggest crisis that Tuvalu has faced since the founding of the country. Because Japan was a defeated country, it itself did not allow the use of force against other countries, and moreover, Japan was completely unreasonable about the events at that time, and there were no real gains or losses, so the possibility of provoking a war was very small.

And now, in this incident, New Zealand has fallacies that cannot distinguish between right and wrong, and can get tens of billions of dollars in profits, and the support of some powerful countries watching Li Daniu's virtual reality technology.

Unless, Li Daniu cedes the Auckland Islands.

But, is this possible?

Li Daniu instructed: "Leave them alone, appease the construction team, and let them speed up the finishing work in the residential area." ”

"The end?" Burns was stunned for a moment.

Li Daniu turned his face and asked, "What, you mean, give up the Auckland Islands?"

"Of course not. Burns raised his head and roared loudly, "I swear to follow His Majesty." ”

Castro on the side noticed Li Daniu's eyes, turned to him again, and hurriedly hugged his chest, and shouted loudly: "I am willing to die for His Majesty the King!" (To be continued.) )