Chapter 331: The pick-up is reversed
"Come on two people, help me hold this dog. Senior Brother Hou had a cold face and shouted.
Just look at a few laymen who came over and helped pull the Tibetan mastiff's rope, just look at this senior brother Hou, rushed over to Ren Na who was punching and kicking everyone, blocked with both hands, and made a slight effort, and pushed Ren Na out at once, Ren Na "Ah", her face was full of disbelief, and she lost her center of gravity and fell back!
Ji Qiaoqiao exclaimed in surprise "Be careful", Ren Na only felt that someone was holding her waist, stabilizing her figure, thinking who is so caring, come to save him at a critical moment?
When I turned my head, I saw Su Huai from behind, using a third set of broadcast gymnastics "Hero Bomb Bunker" pose, with his hands stretched far away, supporting her waist......
"Su nerd~~!?" Ren Na was happy and angry, and after standing firmly, she glared at Su Huai behind her, and said angrily:
"Do I have a bomb on me? Do you want to help me so far away? You haven't touched it, pretending to be serious!"
In the TV series, in this case, won't the heroine be hugged by the male protagonist and a princess? What do you mean? Is this gesture pushing the cow's ass!?
"Men and women don't kiss each other. Su Huai coughed dryly, Ben Evil Shao is now in front of so many disciples, he can't do anything indecent.
I saw that the fat Senior Brother Hou glanced at Su Huai, his eyes were vaguely happy, obviously recognizing who Su Huai was, but he still pretended not to know and shouted coldly:
"Who are you? This is the mountain behind the Taoist main altar, and non-Taoist people are forbidden to enter!"
Ren Na shouted beside her: "Hey, it's strange, you are not Taoist priests, why can you go up this back mountain, and the rest of us can't come up." ”
Senior Brother Hou snorted: "I am Hou Tao, the representative of the Heavenly Master Temple, and I am responsible for the entire Heavenly Master Temple, if you two girls are also recommended by acquaintances and come to Wang Tianshi to apprentice, I will apologize to you on the spot, otherwise this matter will not be over today." ”
Li Xian said aloud beside him: "Amitayus Buddha, Hou Jushi, don't you know that Su Huaisu Sage broke through the two levels of your Heavenly Master View yesterday, and now he is the world's Taoist Sect Gong Dao Venerable, Hou Jushi, you must not be rude." ”
Yesterday, the Heavenly Master Temple was broken through two levels, which was a great shame for the Heavenly Master Temple, and it was strictly forbidden to discuss it in the Heavenly Master Temple, except for Hou Tao, the other lay people were in retreat in the Lay Temple in the back mountain, and they didn't know what happened before.
"Impossible, with this little white face, can you break through the two gates of our Heavenly Master Temple?" Hou Tao sneered in his heart, but on the surface, he pretended not to know Su Huai, and then he laughed and turned to Ren Na and said:
"I don't care what kind of Su Sage you are, or Su Dogdan, this woman deliberately damaged the cultural relics of our Heavenly Master Temple just now, and according to the United Nations Cultural Relics Law, I want to send her to the relevant departments. ”
"Why did I damage the artifact, it was your people who fell on it themselves! Ren Naqiao's face was cold, and she was about to take off her shirt to save Temujin, who was screaming "whoops", but was stopped by Su Huai and signaled her not to be impulsive.
"This is a place for cultivating the Tao, isn't it for you to make trouble unreasonably!Is that how Wang Tianshi usually teaches you?" Li Xian couldn't help but shout, he was the head of the Huaxia Taoist family, and he was used to being majestic on weekdays.
The big-eyed layman next to him also looked ashamed, pulled Hou Tao's sleeve and said, "Senior Brother Hou, all the mistakes in this matter are my fault, and I will bear everything I do." ”
"You can bear it!?Can you afford it?" Hou Tao glared, pointed at Ren Na and said, "This woman's arson dog murder not only destroyed our Heavenly Master's Taijiquan Exercise Tablet, but also injured many of us," he said and pointed to the side, a few buddies in tattered clothes and embarrassed faces......
These were obviously injured by Renna's dog......
Renna chirped: "Bah, it's obvious that those little thugs saw that the fox was beautiful and came to harass her, so I asked Temujin to teach them a lesson, is it wrong? ”
When Su Huai heard this, he immediately understood, what happened seemed to be very simple, that is, Ren Na and Ji Qiaoqiao took a walk after dinner, came up from the back mountain to enjoy the scenery, and happened to meet these laymen who practiced boxing.
And these retreat otaku...... No...... It was the laymen, and when they saw the sudden appearance of a little fairy like Ji Qiaoqiao, they naturally couldn't help but be angry, and couldn't help but come over to talk.
Renna was most annoyed by this kind of fly, and couldn't help but act as a flower messenger and argue with these people, so she released Temujin to scare them......
This kind of big Tibetan mastiff rampage, not to frighten these otaku, it is inevitable that they will trample on each other and hurt some people during the escape, so that in the panic, these laymen also came across the stele of Taijiquan's cultural relics......
Su Huai glanced at those embarrassed laymen speechlessly, and said secretly in his heart, are you stupid? Can't you see Renna putting the big Tibetan mastiff Temujin right next to the fence? Don't you see the classic TV series "The Fence Woman and the Dog"? If you want to flirt with a woman, you also have to find a good family? Do you understand the ten taboos of accosting?
You otaku want to push this little fairy Ji Qiaoqiao, but you were pushed back by the dominatrix......
And the later plot is naturally very old-fashioned, many otaku are chased by dogs and run all over the mountain, and the legendary elder brother is out of the horse.
This Hou Tao is obviously a ruthless stubble, he is not afraid of dogs at all, and as soon as he came up, he subdued the Tibetan mastiff, and a group of people blocked Ren Na and Ji Qiaoqiao.
Su Huai sorted out the clue of the incident, thinking that these lay otaku are probably also believers in the Taoist altar, and they can be regarded as victims, so he also said calmly:
"Hou Jushi, Miss Renna is just playing a little joke with you, I will be responsible for your medical expenses, you group of Qing cultivators, it's not suitable to block the two little girls of the family, right?"
Ji Qiaoqiao was also cooperating at this time, with tears in her eyes and a look full of grievances, which made a group of otaku residents all soft-hearted.
Hou Tao didn't speak, and the big-eyed layman next to him persuaded: "Senior Brother Hou, forget it......"
"What is it?" Hou Tao scolded with a glaring eye: "Fan Shaohuang, you still have the face to speak, didn't you take this woman to the back mountain privately, can you have such a thing? Qing Xiu understands, tryst with the woman? This alone is enough to drive you down the mountain." ”
Fan Shaohuang's face was flushed, and he stammered and explained: "No, Renna is a cousin, I asked her for help because of something......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a shoe fly over, although Hou Tao was fat, but he reacted very quickly, and as soon as he lowered his head, he dodged with his waist, and when he looked up, he saw Ren Na carrying a basketball-sized stone, and scolded:
"What kind of bullshit are you stinky Taoist priest, there is a kind of you don't go, see if I don't stone you bastard!"
All the laymen looked stupid, don't you be too impulsive, can you move such a big stone? Just thinking about it, I saw that the stone had already risen in response, and suddenly there was a burst of exclamations...... (To be continued.) )