Haunted Cave Room
On the night of the candle in the cave room, Xiao Lin heard a legend related to the Xie family.
Seeing newcomers and haunting the cave house has always been the most relaxed and fastest thing in the countryside, and people let go of eating, drinking and having fun like a happy person.
Young people like to watch the excitement, catch up with the excitement, join in the excitement, talk and laugh loudly, and play and make noise in a rough voice. They are the horns of the noisy guests, pretending to be the masters of the insiders, and the noisy shows, from love song duets, to eating apples, to drinking and drinking together, to Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, and then guessing riddles.
Rural people, do not touch the pen, ink, paper, inkstone, do not play the paper and pen, write written riddles in the Sven game, the riddles are either translated in oral language, or hummed in dialect.
Cousin Xie Xuebing stood up, clapped his hands, cleared his throat, and sang:
What birds fly taller?
The pigeons are flying higher and higher.
What birds fly to burrow through the grass?
Pheasants fly to burrow into the grass.
What birds fly and shrug their swords?
The swallow flew and shrugged his sword.
What birds fly into the Heavenly Pool?
The wild geese flew into the heavenly pool.
After singing, let the newcomer guess, guess wrong, and punish the kiss once.
Xiao Lin said a few with a smile, guessed a few times, but didn't guess accurately.
Everyone shouted: One kiss, good luck! Fast! Two kisses, happy! Self-punishment three times, husband and wife love, grow old together, accompany for a lifetime!
The bead fetus is dark and trendy, and the shy belly and chest have been exposed, are you still afraid to kiss your mouth? She laughed and trembled, kissed happily, kissed her lips, then her cheeks, and then her neck.
Later, Xie Xiong happily replied, which was also incorrect.
Everyone shouted again: love each other, sweet and sweet, kiss the mouth! The groom kisses the bride, a hundred years of good together, smooth heart!
Xie Rongrong said: There are also early noble sons, full of children and grandchildren!
Cousin Xie Xueshang said: Just now the bride kissed her mouth, like parents and children, which is not exciting enough and not enjoyable. In my opinion, it's either foolish or perfunctory, thinking that we countrymen are old-fashioned and want to get by!
Xiao Lin said: No, I don't!
Xie Rongrong said: The dragonfly points to the water, lightly simmers, everyone has long eyes, and they all look at it. Sensei denies that you are too civilized and too polite, and even the veneer etiquette of Western men and women is not as good.
Xie Xuebing said: Kiss the mouth, the people in the city call kissing. Doesn't there be a song that says, "I kiss you goodbye, on a deserted street"?
Xie Xueshang said: What kind of kissing? Which of you knows? The bride is from the city, let her demonstrate it, okay? Let's hillbilly, also open our eyes and learn from it! Keep it useful in the future, are you welcome? Give some warm applause and applause!
Xie Xiong said: Isn't kissing just biting your mouth and wrapping your tongue around your tongue? If you want to learn, we will teach, and it is our pride to be a teacher!
After that, he reached out and took Xiao Lin into his arms, held her head with one hand, and hugged her waist with the other, and then, bowed his head, bent his neck, pressed his face, opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, kissed him, and made a "tsk" sound from time to time, the Adam's apple moved up and down, and the head squirmed from side to side.
The old man and wife were dumbfounded, the young men and women were red-faced, and the young people were screaming wildly.
Xie Xueshang said: Wow, a kiss is set for life, hugging the beauty, the romantic house is full, and others are envious!
Xie Rongrong said: OK, the prince and princess will live a happy and prosperous life from now on!
Kiss over.
Xie Xuebing prompted: It's not a dead thing, it's a living thing, it's not a static phenomenon, it's a form of motion, or a coherent series of actions.
The two of them guessed towards the category of sports activities.
Xie Xueshang said: No, it's too far, it's wrong, it's wrong.
Xie Rongrong said: Black-skinned knight, a woman's belly has been made big by you, and what kind of boy is she pretending to be!
Gong Magpie is a well-known mountain singer, so he naturally knows the mystery. This is a meat song, what bird, refers to the bird on the man's body, the song uses a gradual pattern of comparison, a metaphor for the bride and groom's upcoming cave house. She giggled and laughed, sent a circle of cigarettes, and divided a circle of candy, reminding them to stop in moderation and not to overdo it.
Aunt Liu Ruixiang said: Happy events are to celebrate, the more I wish the more prosperous, the celebration will be noisy, the more noisy the more developed, old sister, you are short of protection, everyone is happy to have a lively time, why are you embarrassed not to be happy!
Xie Xueshang said: After coming to the world for decades, people are not romantic, young are not playful, old leather hanging, old is not pretty, and sleeping in the coffin.
Xie Rongrong said: Parents are old, children are long, one generation is stronger than the next, the next generation is terrifying, there is no shortage of successors!