Chapter 101: Three glasses of wine
"Sister Yan, hello!" Zhuo Gang stretched out his hand with a hippie smile on the face of Sister Yan.
Luo Yan never liked to deal with Zhuo Fatzi, he always felt that he had a bad stomach and a person who hid a knife in his smile. For the sake of Yifan's face, shake hands with him. But when the hand reached his hand, he was caught and didn't let go for a long time, so he used brute force to pull it back. Thankfully, I have a few pounds. I can carry a hundred pounds of burdens for fifty meters, and I can carry a hundred pounds of things with both hands. If it weren't for my strength, it would have been difficult for me to get rid of the strong man of the Li Dynasty at the beginning.
With his hand withdrawn, Luo Yan immediately slapped Zhuo Gang on his back, and scolded softly: "You hate it!"
"Haha, I can't get Sister Yan's hand anymore. Now she beats people. "Zhuo Gang can easily wipe off the oil when he touches it, and he has to sell it.
"Old classmate, Sister Yan will only listen to you in the future. Zhuo Gang said unconvinced.
This sentence made Miao Yu listen to it, and glared at Zhuo Yifan.
In order to escape, Zhuo Yifan stood up and asked, "Old classmate, what kind of wine do you like to drink?"
"Mellow, two bottles, don't drink too much. Zhuo Gang immediately proposed.
"Hey, Brother Zhuo. Can you drink alcohol for weight loss?" Miao Yu didn't want to drink with him now, but what he said just now offended me.
"I'll tell you Miao Beauty. You're the sexiest beauty I've ever seen. I don't deserve it, you look down on me. I've been thinking about it for a long time. In this world, I'm afraid only my old classmate Zhuo Yifan is worthy of you. Zhuo Gang said that he saw that Miao Yuhuo was angry, his face was all stiff, and a bowl was raised in his hand to smash people, but when he heard the words behind him, he turned around and smiled.
When Miao Yu heard the previous words, she was really angry and angry, but when she heard the latter words, she was immediately so sweet that she wanted to die, so she let him go immediately.
"Hey, Brother Gang, you talk slowly, and then talk about it when you negotiate wine. Zhuo Gang's girlfriend Xiao Cui reminded.
Zhuo Gang listened and nodded.
At this time, Zhuo Yifan took two bottles of Yanghe liquor, opened the liquor with his own hands, and filled it with a small cup. Now five people, one cup per person. In her heart, Miao Yu can drink liquor, and she saw her amount of alcohol on her godfather's birthday, and Sister Yan learned to drink liquor with my father, and four or five taels of liquor is not a thing. It's just that I don't know how much alcohol Zhuo Gang and his girlfriend can drink, anyway, do you have a lot of alcohol? I can't believe the words on those mouths, and I have to see the real kung fu.
"Come, Zhuo Gang will give every beauty a glass. You start by getting a drink for your girlfriend. Zhuo Yifan said after pouring the wine.
Zhuo Gang grinned and served Sister Yan a glass of wine first, and then served a glass of wine to his girlfriend Xiao Cui.
"Hey, Yifan, let me tell you. It's rare to have Sister Yan here to accompany you today, and the two of us show our manly demeanor, and we don't get drunk and don't go home. Zhuo Gang immediately spoke.
"Who said that men's manners are to be drunk?" Luo Yan said seriously when she heard that she was anxious.
"Haha, as soon as I said Sister Yan, I was in a hurry. Zhuo Gang opened his smiling face and asked loudly, "Sister Yan is worried that I'm drunk, right?"
"Get the hell out of your girlfriend. Sister Yan pushed him on the shoulder and said.
Xiao Cui heard it and smiled infinitely brightly on his face.
"Come, we've poured all the wine, now let's have a toast. Zhuo Yifan raised his glass and said.
"Hey, wait a minute. Zhuo Gang said when he saw that something was wrong.
What? Everyone was stunned and looked at what kind of fame Zhuo Gang played?
"There's one less dish on the table. Zhuo Gang immediately found something to say, always treating himself as the protagonist.
"What kind of dish did you add?" Zhuo Yifan asked boldly.
"We met here for our first formal meal. I want to add a fish head. There should be a dish on the table that supports the scene. Zhuo Gang made a convincing opinion.
"You want to eat fish heads. Zhuo Yifan will say.
"I'm not in a hurry to drink right now. I said, it's not me who eats fish heads. When we do business, we must eat fish heads. Do you want the fish mouth to be big? Our business is to eat fish heads, and we have to eat a big fat man with a mouth, and we will make a lot of money, and those small profits will be lost, right?" Zhuo Gang explained a big truth.
"Okay, what Boss Zhuo said is good. Zhuo Yifan heard the excited applause and said, "Just a big fish head." ”
"What fish head do you want to eat?" Luo Yan couldn't think of and asked.
Xiao Cui heard it and said, "That chopped pepper fish head." ”
"That's right, it's to chop the head of the fish with pepper, and call the waiter immediately. ”
Zhuo Yifan pressed the call bell on the table.
After a while, the boy waiter came.
"Waiter, do you have the largest fish head here to make a chopped pepper fish head?" Zhuo Gang called.
"There are fish heads. The boy waiter replied.
"How big?"
The waiter replied with a Bluetooth headset: "There is a three-pound male fish head." ”
"Almost, right?" Zhuo Yifan asked everyone.
"Can you finish eating three catties?" Luo Yan asked worriedly.
"It's okay if you can't finish eating. Zhuo Yifan said to Sister Yan.
"There's nothing you can eat about the fish head. Waiter, you told the chef to put more red chopped peppers, is to make the kind of red chopped pepper fish head, it doesn't matter if you add more money. ”
"Okay, that's going to have to wait a minute. I'll go now. The boy waiter replied.
"Good. Zhuo Gang waved his hand.
Luo Yan heard Zhuo Gang say so many words, I saw that the food had been served for a long time, and everyone had not moved their chopsticks to eat. Among them, Miao Yu sat and smiled all the time, without saying a word. Now I have a long insight, someone sings the leading role, and the supporting role is really boring. It's hard to eat a meal like this.
"Here, let's drink. Zhuo Gang said as he took a glass and was about to drink.
Everyone is almost ready to pick up their glasses.
"Hey, wait a minute. Zhuo Yifan saw it and immediately said, "You can't put even dishes on the table, just now I added a chopped pepper fish head, it's ten dishes, it can only be a single, not a pair." ”
When Zhuo Gang heard this, he became serious, counted the dishes on the table with his fingers, and said, "There are nine dishes here, and two dishes are to be added." ”
"What more dishes do you want to add?" asked Zhuo Yifan strictly.
"It's better to add fish. Luo Yan said when she saw that Zhuo Gang liked it.
"Okay, add fish. Zhuo Gang immediately agreed.
Zhuo Yifan rang the call bell again.
After a while, the boy waiter came.
"Waiter, do you have Guiyu Po here?"
"Yes. ”
"Just have a cinnamon fish soup, you can't put it salty, put more ginger. Zhuo Yifan said it as carefully as Zhuo Gang.
"Okay, no problem. ”
"Okay, there you go. ”
The waiter saw that the dishes were not stopped, and his face smiled.
"Goose-" Zhuo Yifan asked like a goose, "What else do you have to say before drinking?"
When Miao Yu heard this, she couldn't help laughing, took her wine glass and said, "Don't drink and eat like you do now in the future, the dishes are cold." ”
"yes, I saw that the vegetables were starving to death. If you two continue to do it, we won't negotiate. Luo Yan saw Miao Yu holding up the wine glass, and immediately picked it up and said with an opinion.
"That's a good point. The two ladies spoke so well. Zhuo Yifan said willingly.
What the?
What did Zhuo Yifan say when he opened his mouth?
Miao Yu's face turned green when she heard this, and she suddenly put down her wine glass and slammed it on the table, angry and stopped drinking.
Zhuo Gang laughed when he heard it.
Zhuo Yifan's brain suddenly fell off, I don't know why Miao Yu smashed the wine glass and got angry?
"Hey, Yifan, what are you talking about? What are the two ladies? Is there here?" Luo Yan also immediately said to him angrily.
Zhuo Gang still couldn't stop laughing, and personally made his girlfriend laugh.
This is really a green face, Zhuo Yifan made a mistake, in fact, when he said it, he deliberately said this, but he didn't think of it at the time, as if he had to say it. Only now did I know that I was very wrong, thinking that no one would be angry. Unexpectedly, Miao Yu's first reaction was particularly fast.
Miao Yu had a straight face, her face was green, she had to ignore the unforgiving embrace, turned her head sideways, and almost cried.
But Zhuo Gang, who was sitting opposite, took advantage of the situation and couldn't stop laughing.
"Haha!" Zhuo Gang laughed so much that his stomach hurt, and now he immediately added fuel and vinegar and said, "Sister Yan, are you the wife of an old classmate?"
When Luo Yan heard this, her face turned red and her eyes showed a fierce glint and said, "Whoever dares to say this, I will kill him!"
When Miao Yu heard Sister Yan's words, she turned her head angrily and waved her hand and kept patting Zhuo Yifan, her eyes hateful to teach her a lesson.
Zhuo Gang watched the drama even more funny.
"Hey, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Zhuo Yifan apologized evasively.
Miao Yu hit a few times, but still couldn't dissipate his anger and said, "Come, punish three glasses of wine first!"
Zhuo Gang couldn't hold back his laughter, and when he saw that he was drinking now, he didn't dare to laugh nonsense. The current aura has been calmed down by Miao Yu, and she is a famous courtesan. As soon as she made a move, no one dared not disobey. But my old classmates and the two of them don't know, only I often know the details of Miao Yu.
After Miao Yu finished speaking, he took the wine bottle in his hand.
Zhuo Yifan has become a fool now, seeing Miao Yu's unrelenting appearance.
"Old classmate, hurry up and drink. We waited for the wine to drink, and we owe it to me. Zhuo Gang urged.
"What do you say? My only lady told me to drink, even if she told me to drink urine, I drank it in one gulp. Zhuo Yifan said without a draft brag.
After Miao Yu heard these words, she smiled with a red face.
And when Luo Yan on the other side heard it, it was like a thousand arrows piercing her heart, and her blood flowed endlessly. Zhuo Yifan's words are really hurtful. I wanted to run over and beat him to death. It's a pity that I don't have the power of Miao Yu. She is now well, and will soon become his only wife.
After Zhuo Yifan finished speaking, he didn't eat vegetables and drank three glasses of liquor in a row.
Luo Yan was already heartbroken when she saw it, and she forgave him very much.
"Boss Zhuo, he punishes drinking, you are the accompaniment. You also drink three cups. Miao Yu came over with a wine bottle and said, "You laugh at us, we have a good laugh." Seeing that your intestines are hurting with laughter, drink three glasses of wine to warm up, and suppress shock. ”
In this way, Zhuo Gang became a lamb to the slaughter.
"Hehe, it's not. I didn't mean that. I just want to drink your wine. Zhuo Gang immediately apologized.
"Come, I want to drink our wedding wine soon. You drink three glasses before you speak. Miao Yu came to the side in person to speak.
Zhuo Gang turned his head to Luo Yan and said, "Sister Yan, I'm so wronged." You have to be a clean official and help me to administer justice. It is difficult for a clean official to interrupt family affairs, and I can laugh and laugh. ”
"You're embarrassed to say that you only let you drink. If you dare to laugh at me, I'll let you. Luo Yan smiled unforgivingly, he smiled, my heart is like a knife, now ask me to help you speak, there is a door?
Zhuo Gang looked bitter, thought he was unlucky, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll accompany you for three cups." ”
Miao Yu stared at him and drank three cups without a drop.
After Zhuo Gang finished drinking, he apologized to Miao Yu and gave his hands to him.
Miao Yu happily returned to her seat.