Text Chapter 32 Training Strategy
Chapter 32 Training Strategy
"Are you really going to meddle in our family's affairs?"
Song Ningxue's expression was a little wrong.
"I've already intervened, but you're my wife, and your family's business isn't my business. Chu Mad habitually said in a frivolous tone.
Song Ningxue looked at Chu Mad and took a sip of milk and said, "That's good, I will hand over the task of training my two brothers to you in the future." ”
"No, why don't I understand you?"
"Don't you like to be in charge? Then you are responsible for making them change their ways. Song Ningxue got up, "That's it, I have to rush to work." ”
“……”
Chu Mad watched Song Ningxue leave with a forced expression.
Let him train those two bastards? And get them to change their ways?
Isn't this a bit too daunting?
Since ancient times, wolves have traveled thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs have traveled thousands of miles to eat.
Uh, no, that's not the point.
Why did Song Ningxue suddenly make such a decision?
She's really not afraid that she will play her good brother and good brother to death?
There was an angry look on his face in front of him, but he immediately changed in the next second.
"Dare to love is my ......"
Chu Crazy figured out the taste, this idea was probably thought out by Song Ningxue earlier.
Song Ningxue, who had a straight face, didn't smile until she sat in her car, and the frost melted.
"It's nice to have solved another trouble. ”
"If you make good use of a trouble, that trouble can become a help. ”
"The wicked need the wicked, and I really hope you can get along well. ”
Song Ningxue felt that today was really a good day, and it was worth relaxing and relaxing.
Song Cheng and Song Xin, who didn't sleep well all night last night, couldn't help sneezing with dark circles under their eyes, and they had a sense of foreboding.
……
Chu Mad came to the company and stayed in the lounge.
Xu Zhenlong sat in the office, looking depressed, this guy can rest if he wants to rest, patrol when he wants to, and don't take him seriously at all.
He is the head of the security section, with one hundred and eight people under his command, and he can't even control a new little security guard, and it will be a shame to spread it.
No, we have to find a way to clean him up!
Hey, a hundred and eight men?
This is also very good!
Xu Zhenlong's eyes lit up suddenly, and he took himself out, wouldn't the entire security department become one hundred and eight people?
In this way, he also brought himself a promotion by the way.
That's right, few of the one hundred and eight generals will end well.
Thinking like this, Xu Zhenlong became happy, and his eyes looking at Chu Madness were also full of appreciation.
Chu Mad didn't know the wonderful activities in Section Chief Xu's heart, he was thinking about how to adjust the two bastards well, this is a broad and profound question, for him who is idle and bored, he can just pass the time.
He remembered a story he had read, which was by Wang Yangming.
The story says: When Wang Yangming was a post keeper in Longchang, Guizhou in his early years, he captured a local bandit leader who committed a heinous crime. The leader usually fights with open fire, kills people and extorts goods, and does all kinds of evil. At the time of the trial, he said to Wang Yangming very happily: "I am guilty of a capital crime, I want to kill or chop, let you deal with it, please don't talk to me about moral conscience." People like me never talk about it, don't even think about it. ”
Wang Yangming immediately said: "I won't talk to you about moral conscience today. But it's so hot, I think we'd better take off our coats before the trial. "The leader of the robbers turned out to be bound, and taking off his coat meant loosening the tie. So he hurriedly said, "Okay! ”
After taking off his coat, Wang Yangming said again: "It's still hot, take off your underwear again." Of course, the bandit leader didn't care about being shirtless, so he took off his underwear. At this time, Wang Yangming said: "It's still too hot, let's take off our pants again." "The leader of the robbers also said yes......
In court and in court, there was only one trouser left on the two of them. At this time, Wang Yangming further said: "Let's just take off our pants, it's more comfortable to be naked......
As soon as he heard that he was going to take off his pants, the bandit leader hurriedly said: "This is unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!" Faced with this situation, Wang Yangming immediately came to the situation with a natural explanation: "Why 'can't you do it'? This is because there is still a little bit of shame left in your heart at the end. And this little shame is not a manifestation of a 'moral conscience'. A newborn will never care about his bare buttocks, so even if you are a heinous guy like you, I can still talk to you about 'moral conscience'. ”
Chu thought about it for a while, the truth of this story needs to be scrutinized, and he can't do it to this point, and for those two bastards, it's still too cheap for them to just rely on mouth cannon attacks.
Buddhism seems to have a very good set of how to teach people to be good, maybe you can send those two bastards to be monks, and it just so happens that Wu Fatzi can still go down the back door, after all, it is not so easy to be a monk these days.
It's a bit of a waste to let them do it for you, but it's a great plaything, and it's better to do it yourself.
If the one of the generals is put on them, the effect should be not bad.
Thinking of this, Chu Mad nodded slightly, now that the direction is determined, the next thing is the specific operation. I simply found a pen and paper and wrote down my thoughts one by one on paper.
"We can't let them be too comfortable, and we must suffer more. ”
"They're a long-standing habit that needs to be drugged! No, laxatives!"
"Hehe, if you dare to disobey, it will be beaten!
"In short, it is a purpose, so that they can learn to restrain their vices in trembling!"
From time to time, there were one or two smug laughter from Chu Crazy in the lounge, which made the security guards shiver one after another.
After lunch, Chu Mad continued to write straight until three o'clock in the afternoon, when the general details were determined.
Ten pieces of A4 paper were sprinkled with it, and Chu Yan was quite satisfied with this, thinking that the two bastards would definitely thank him.
It seems that there is no patrol today, and Section Chief Xu can't be embarrassed.
……
Chu Mad had just patrolled the first floor when he was invited to the office by Xu Ning'er.
Xu Ning'er sat on the office chair, holding a pen in her right hand and tapping her left hand, with a black and white image, her hair pulled up, and she looked very capable.
If you replace the pen with a leather whip and bring a pair of glasses, it would be a great view.
Chu Mad thought maliciously.
Xu Ning'er looked at it for a while before saying, "Do you know why you were called?"
"This, I dare not say. Chu Mad looked honest.
"Hehe, what else do you dare not say!"
"Alas, Minister Xu, I know that I am very handsome, but I really have no intention of becoming someone else's little white face for the time being, no matter how tightly you force me, I have to maintain my last backbone!"
The smile on Xu Ning'er's face gradually converged, and with a bang, she slammed the pen in her right hand on the table.
"You still have the face to mention this! Let me ask you, when Mr. Song asked you, did you answer like this too!"
"Mr. Song asked, naturally I can't hide it from her, and I can't speak with a clear conscience. ”
Looking at Chu Mad's aggrieved look, Xu Ning'er was even more angry in her heart!
This guy, she just took a fancy to his talent, and she was kind enough to pull him, so she asked Song Ningxue to transfer him to her sales department as an assistant, and she didn't know how many eyes were staring at this position in the sales department.
But this guy is not interested at all, and he doesn't want to forget it, and he says how he covets his beauty! How he oppresses people! How he begs bitterly!
The key thing is that Song Ningxue still agrees with his words, and when talking to herself, she carefully mentions it as if she had nothing to do, for fear that she would do something wrong.
As soon as she thought of Song Ningxue's regretful expression, her scalp began to tingle!
"Actually, this matter is not non-negotiable, after all, you look okay, I admit it at a loss, but don't you think we have known each other for too short?"
Ignoring Xu Ning'er's widening eyes, Chu Mad continued: "You can't just look at my appearance, you also have to find and appreciate my inner beauty, so that we can have more common language, and when we have a baby together in the future, we can go with the flow." ”
For Chu Mad's cheekiness and shamelessness, Xu Ning'er can be regarded as a real comprehension!
A thing that didn't exist in Chu Mad was so troublesome in Chu Mad's mouth, and even such a thing as giving birth to a baby could be said so naturally!
"You're not talking, are you suddenly feeling and deciding to change your ways, no, are you deciding to discover my inner beauty?"
Chu Mad's eyes blinked, with a look of anticipation.
Xu Ning'er suppressed her anger and shouted with a straight face: "I'll ask you one last time, do you want to come to work in our sales department?"
"In what capacity?"
"When I was my assistant. ”
"Alas, people's hearts are not ancient, I used to hear people say that there is something to do for the secretary, and there is nothing to do for the secretary. Now the woman turned over and sang, and the assistant stepped forward, and the assistant lay in his arms. ”
"You, give, I, get out!"
Chu Mad sighed and left Xu Ning'er's office, and as soon as he came out, Ling Xiaoshu walked over and whispered: "Brother security, the minister is a good person, sometimes although he speaks a little ugly, there is absolutely nothing bad about it." ”
Chu Mad chuckled, this little girl thought that Xu Ning'er came to him to reprimand him.
"Don't worry, I, the prime minister, can support the boat in my belly, and I won't worry about you Minister Xu. ”
Ling Xiaoshu smiled: "That's fine." ”
"Alas, if you Minister Xu can be as understanding, beautiful and generous as you, I'm afraid I won't worry that I won't be able to get married. ”
Ling Xiaoshu's face turned red, he looked at the colleagues around him, and found that they were still concentrating on their work, his heart was slightly relieved, and he pointed out the door, Chu Mad knew how to come to the corridor with Ling Xiaoshu one after another.
Ling Xiaoshu patted his towering chest with his small hand, and said, "Brother Security, you scared me to death just now, you can't just talk nonsense." It's not that our minister can't get married, she just hasn't met the right person yet. ”
Chu laughed wildly and said nothing,
Ling Xiaoshu seemed to think of something, and said puzzledly: "Brother security, don't you have a good relationship with our minister? ”
"Oh, you're still spying on your minister's whereabouts?"
Chu joked, Ling Xiaoshu's face turned red instantly, and he hurriedly defended, "It's not, I just happened to see it, it's not a voyeur." Ah, can't you tell the minister that I peeked in, or the minister will pinch my little face again, and I'll be fat. ”
"I'll take a look. ”
Chu Mad looked at it carefully, the white was red, pink and tender, and a pair of facial features that couldn't grow long, just like a little girl, it really made people have the urge to pinch it.
"Ahh
Ling Xiaoshu immediately sensed that something was wrong, because Chu Yan's expression at the moment was very similar to when the minister pinched her face.
Chu laughed wildly: "Yes, is it okay?"
"Ahh