"I forgot my own mother, you don't deserve to drink with me today!"

After Uncle Ma finished speaking, he no longer paid attention to the movement of the wine king, he raised the third bottle of soju above his head, circled around, and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, since you have come here today, and you have lost everyone's wine, my old horse will use this bottle to make amends to you! As long as we can do things for the people wholeheartedly and think about the people, even if we give more, we will be very happy. In that case, we can't only give the gift of gratitude, how can we have so many complaints?"

Uncle Ma was born with a big voice, no matter how noisy the lobby was, his voice could always come out clearly: "There are a few last words: We ordinary people have a saying, 'Eat and wear poor, and you won't be poor in life', our people's culture is not high, and they won't care, but they each have a rice bowl in their hearts, and we know whether to be an official or not." Don't get farther and farther away from the people, the farther away you are, the more you will lack food and clothing. Relying on greed is unreliable, only the sincerity of the people is reliable. Okay, my old horse will say this, listen to it or not, you have a high level of education and deep truth, you all add it up, it's cost-effective, Wu Mazi, send my picks out, let's drink this bottle and leave!"

This bottle of the old horse stood up and drank, everyone noticed that the old horse's drinking posture was different, even the sound was different, he was not the bottom of the bottle facing the sky, but only about 45 degrees upward, not like drinking, but blowing, like blowing the military horn, the sound is "toot, toot, toot." ”

Here the old horse is making a lot of nonsense, and he drinks it after he finishes it. Over there, the wine king Ying Tianci was so angry that he almost turned his back, his face was flushed, his chest rose and fell violently, he gasped for breath, he wanted to be rough with the old horse, and every time he got up, he was pulled back, he wanted to scold the other party and didn't want to be a shrew.

Someone next to him said something with ulterior motives on purpose.

"Wow, the old horse is drinking again, this is the third bottle. ”

"I've drunk a lot before, and if this bottle is drunk by him, it will be far more than three catties, amazing!"

"It's just that maybe his alcohol consumption is really not below the wine king. ”

"Maybe it's even stronger!"

"Don't say it, you don't have long eyes, you can't see that the wine king disdains to fight with him. ”

"Yes, stealing chickens and not dogs, drinking and not fighting old men. When this man said a word, even he couldn't help laughing, where is this, the bull's head is not the horse's mouth.

Not to mention, this nonsense of two and five really works, Ying Daci shouted: "Bring the wine!"

Before the words fell, a bottle full of Tuojiang Daqu with the lid uncovered was handed to him, and the emotional family had already prepared, just waiting for him to shout.

Compared with Uncle Ma, the bottle of the wine king was very devoid of grace, just listening to the voice, it was the sound of drowning in the water and not holding back the water, "Gurgling, gurgling......"

The wine king had only drunk half a bottle, and Uncle Ma had already finished the third bottle, so he didn't hesitate anymore and got up and left.

Everyone couldn't persuade the people who insisted on leaving the table, Uncle Ma passed by the table of the wine king, looked at his appearance carefully, nodded and shook his head, and still said loudly: "God, Jian Luo wants me to tell you, I advise you to drink less-drink-point-cat-pee!"

When Uncle Ma said the last few words, Cheng Xin wanted to be deafening, his volume was completely released, and he roared word by word, it was really like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, the sound shook the house, and even the antimony iron basin on the table was buzzing and echoing.

"Jian Luo?" the Wine King finally understood why the old horse was always targeting him.

It's a pity that it's late, Director Ying said "wow", and again, hit the rabbit!

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When Jian Luo appeared in the wine king's bedroom, the wine king had already sat up from the mattress of the Great Wall.

"It's better now, isn't it?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I've figured it out, and it's good to understand it once I'm drunk. ”

"Yo, tell me, what do you understand? ”

"Originally, I had no problem drinking that amount, but the main reason was that I drank too quickly and was in a bad mood. It's all thanks to him, he's so angry. The lesson he taught me was too profound, and I must not be fooled and angry in the future, and it will be difficult to get drunk again. ”

"I see that you still don't really understand that this is not a question of whether you are drunk or not, but the negative impact of excessive eating and drinking in the hearts of ordinary people. In this way, it seems that your fate with Lao Ma is not over, and you will meet again. Having said that, you can really do it, Uncle Ma tried his best to get you drunk, but he tried his best, and he was more tired than a cow that had been plowing all day. ”

"You instigated this old horse?"

"How can I say that I am instigating? He alone can command my share, and I only have the right to ask or make a request before him. I heard that the branch secretary of their brigade can't go if there is something, and there is one less person in your 100-person banquet, as long as Uncle Ma appears at the right time, he will become the hundredth person, and he will have the opportunity to teach you a lesson at the banquet, anyway, his face is already old, so it doesn't matter if he loses it for you once. ”

"What good is it to you that you are trying to get me drunk like this?"

"Do you really not understand or do you not understand?"

"Why should I understand?"

"You, we want to tell you the facts, even the king of wine will get drunk. After we set foot in society, there are few people who will be as kind as the teachers of the past, and it is not easy to find people who can teach us sincerely. ”

"You want me to make a fool of myself, is it this kind of kindness? Do you want me to thank you for your kindness?"

"It's me who should apologize to you. I didn't expect it to be so big. ”

"Who wants your apology, but I don't know how drunk he is, how old he is. ”

"How could he get drunk? ”

"How is it possible? After drinking so much, he is lucky that he is not poisoned by alcohol, how can he be nothing? How did he do it?"

"Hahaha, hasn't anyone ever told you about this? The best way to sober up is to exercise with a lot of labor. Uncle Ma went out of the supply and marketing cooperative's hotel, so he went to buy two bags of fertilizer, and it was a burden of 170 catties, and he carried it all the way back.

"Alas, it's been too long since I've done my job, and I've forgotten about it. ”

"If you want to go up and climb the oil house mountain after you vomit, go up and down a few times, and it will definitely be alive and well at this time - you don't have to care, you should have been joked once. ”