I didn't sit for a few minutes, and judging by the expressions on my faces, I felt as if the two of them couldn't let go of the conversation because I was there, so I got up and took my leave. Out of the café, there is a bookstore next door, and in a conspicuous position there are two large rows of novels, the name of which is "Ghost Blows the Lamp". The name was very appealing, and I stopped to look at it and thought it was very interesting. After watching for a while, I heard Miss Zhou's voice coming from next door, and I glanced through the glass of the café and saw that Miss Zhou was arguing with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend held his head in his hands, as if he was distressed, while Miss Zhou was emotional, as if she was begging the other party for something.

I couldn't help but put down the book, quietly walked to the side to watch, and heard Miss Zhou say: "What did I do wrong, you can say it, can't I change it?" It's been more than four years, is there anything we can't solve between us?"

"Please, don't torture me anymore, okay?" said the man, "I'm almost like you now, neurasthenia, it's all the result of your torture, can you let me go?"

Miss Zhou's expression was very strange: "I, why did I torture you? You are my boyfriend, we have been talking for a few years, I want to marry you, this is also torturing you?"

The man said, "But I don't want to......"

Miss Zhou: "You are just in love and not married, so avant-garde?"

Man: "I'm not avant-garde, I don't want to marry you, okay? You either have insomnia or get sick all day long, take a lot of medicine, don't wake up during the day and don't sleep at night, full of negative energy, dissatisfied with society all day long, you can't be saved at every turn, why don't you die, you should go to hell, who can stand it? If I marry you, this life will have to be ruined in your hands, you are not crazy, I have to go crazy first!"

"You...... You fart, you're still not human, how can you say such a thing?" Miss Zhou was furious, "According to you, I became a waste, so you still have been in love with me for more than four years, and you are sick?"

The man smiled bitterly: "Isn't it, I'm really sick." Two years ago, you didn't do this, just because a female colleague said that you were fat, you lost weight like crazy, took seven or eight kinds of diet pills, and I don't know where you got the courage, you are not afraid of eating to death? Call me at three o'clock in the morning, and it's two hours at a time, and I yawn at work during the day. Later, I didn't answer your phone, and you cried again and said that I had another woman. When I mention breaking up, you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, and then as long as I mention breaking up, you say die, how can I break up?"

Miss Zhou: "Isn't it because I'm reluctant to have this relationship? It's been several years, and it's a pity to divide it." ”

"Then you will be forced to die?" said the man, "let's be clear today, we must both break up, and I can't stand it. Don't you want to die? It's going to be despised. ”

Miss Zhou didn't speak for a long time, and finally said with tears in her eyes: "Okay, don't worry, I will definitely not seek death again, let you look down on it, just divide it, I'm tired too." ”

The man was overjoyed and hurriedly stood up: "You're not kidding, are you?" Miss Zhou nodded, and the man took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said that he wanted to record a video for her and let her tell it again in person, so as not to regret it later.

Unexpectedly, this action completely angered Miss Zhou, she slapped the phone to the ground, and pointed at the man's nose: "You Zhao Shimei, I am wholeheartedly good to you, but now you want to abandon me? No! Tell you, you don't want to get rid of me in this life, unless I die! If you dare to mention the word breakup again, I, I will die for you now!" Miss Zhou grabbed the stainless steel fork on the dessert cake tray and aimed it at her eyes. "I dug out my eyeballs on the spot and threw them in your face, see if you are afraid?"

This action frightened everyone in the café, and they scattered to dodge, and some people simply slipped out. The man swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and said, "You've used the trick of gouging out your eyes at least three times, is it interesting?"

Miss Zhou snorted: "This time it's true, do you want to gamble? If I really dig it out, you will definitely not be able to escape the involvement, even if the court does not sentence you, my family will not be able to let you go, you think about it yourself! I count dozens! One, two, three......" She counted like this, and the man did not move, as if he was doubting the truth of what he said.

The owner of the café came over and begged beside the man: "Sir, I beg you, my café has just been closed for a long time, don't you do this? I spent six or seven hundred thousand yuan, if she really digs it out, my café will have to close, I am old and young, you have pity on me!"

At this time, Miss Zhou just counted to nine, and when she spit out "ten" vigorously, the man still didn't move. Miss Zhou shouted, and lifted the stainless steel fork vigorously and stabbed it. The man threw himself on his knees: "I was wrong, can't I never mention breaking up again?"

Miss Zhou stopped: "Say, no, you have to show loyalty!"

The man was helpless: "Wife, I was wrong!" Miss Zhou laughed again, then threw the stainless steel fork on the ground, went over to help the man up, and helped him pat off the soil on his body, and walked out of the café together with the man's arm. I didn't have time to hide, so I quickly turned around, but fortunately, the two of them turned left when they left the café and didn't notice me.

Returning to Shenyang from Beijing, I was thinking about Miss Zhou all the way, it seems that there is really a king of negative energy like her in this world, and her views on everything are very pessimistic, including her own appearance and figure, cynical, but she has to pay attention to this kind of thing, she likes to abuse herself, and she loves to drill the horns.

When I returned to Shenyang, I went to the language training school that I had contacted in advance to sign up for the tuition fee, received the teaching materials, and started to study Thai seriously three days a week. According to the teacher, northerners learn Southeast Asian languages slower than southerners, especially Cantonese people, who must take their time and must not retreat in distress and have to get through. When I saw those zigzag earthworm-like Thai texts, my head was big, so I had to bite the bullet and learn it.

Two days later, Miss Zhou told me that she had gotten the Buddha card from the Beijing airport, and I told her the way to worship and the way to get started, so that he could worship seriously, don't have any worries, life and work are natural, don't think about whether everything is related to the power of the Buddha card, that will only make yourself more messy, especially in terms of feelings, by the way, I mentioned what I saw in the café that day.

Miss Zhou said: "You misunderstood, in fact, I don't have to marry him, but I have been talking for more than four years, wasting so much time and energy, you said that if you break up like this, is it a pity? As the saying goes: men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and this is the truth. Many people are too lazy to change, and as a result, they can only let themselves suffer, either a mediocre life, or they can't find true love.