46 Healthy and happy
Fortunately, the turtle came quickly enough, drove the broken van into the yard of the fat man's house, closed the courtyard door, and Zhang was afraid to take the two big dogs out of the basement to get into the car.
The fat man sat down in front with an emergency light and some food, and then set off.
The turtle asked, "Is it called a sissy?"
Zhang Wei was more curious: "He's at home?"
"She's unlucky, negotiating at home. The turtle laughed.
"She's unlucky, why are you so happy? The fat man said, "You should have sued me early in the morning for something like this, and let's celebrate his bad luck together." ”
The turtle said, "I just knew, do you want to call him or not?"
"Can you call it out?" asked the fat man.
"Give it a try. "The turtle called, and the ending was very tragic, and the sissy couldn't get out.
Waiting for the car to drive onto the main road, the turtle said: "Just now, a carload of people went to the mother's house, I thought there was a fight, I went over and asked, fuck, a girl with a big belly came to ask for an explanation, that was really the whole family, just the old lady saw it, hahaha." ”
The fat man said: "You can't do this, old lady, do you dare to fight?" The second half of the sentence was to ask Zhang Wei.
Zhang was afraid and said, "You are sick." "No questions answered.
The fat man asked the turtle again: "What about the sissy?"
"I don't know, anyway, I saw Grandma Sissy come out. ”
The fat man lamented: "It's miserable, the sissy is afraid of his milk, and now it's completely planted." ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "You are really lacking in morality, talking nonsense for a long time, and not thinking about that woman." ”
The fat man said, "Do I think about it?" and then said: "Sue you, fat has a benefit, my mother never forced me to go on a blind date." ”
Zhang Wei shook his head: "You won." ”
The car went north, not far out of the city, and found an empty place to stop, Zhang was afraid to go to the dog, the turtle and the fat man set things to eat.
These two things have no public morality, whether they drive or not, they have to drink anyway. Zhang was afraid of being too lazy to persuade, so he walked around, tied the dog chain to his body, and drank with these two bastards.
After four years of hard education by Zhang Wei, these two brothers don't swear lightly when they drink. Before, it was no dirty words and no mouth, just because Zhang was afraid that he didn't like it, and a group of buddies changed it.
If you don't change it, you can't do it, Zhang is afraid that he is really beating people, no matter how long he has known you, and whether he is clinking glasses in the last second, after the warning, you still dare to swear on the wine table, Zhang is afraid that he will be able to drag you to the side and beat you immediately.
If you have the ability, you can fight him, but there is no one in the whole happiness who can hold on to two punches. Why does Da Zhuang, who runs a gym, want to sign up for a fighting match on TV? That's the experience of being beaten, as long as Zhang is afraid to hang up the name of his gym, it is difficult to play a few matches casually, and it is difficult to think of not being famous.
However, such a fierce person who can fight is just a writer at home.
The fat man and the gang analyzed Zhang Wei, analyzed it as soon as they drank, and came to a conclusion after drinking for half a year, Zhang Wei didn't treat them as real friends from his bones, he just knew each other. However, Zhang Wei's character is guaranteed, and if you know him, if something happens to you, he will basically help. The coolest thing is to only help and not ask others to help him.
With the results of this analysis, Zhang Wei did help them fight a few times, and after getting along for several years in a row, everyone is used to this kind of relationship.
There is a saying that dragons look for dragons, shrimps look for shrimps, and the fat man is looking for Zhang who is afraid that he will not be allowed to swear when drinking.
So I drank at the bar, drank until half past ten, and drank the whole box of wine before going back. The turtle was drunk driving, but no one checked him in the middle of the night. There are no cars or people in the suburbs, and even if there is an accident, they will collide with the building.
On the way home, I called Zhang Laosi, and the poor guy had already returned, waiting at the intersection.
Stopping the car at the intersection, Zhang Laosi got into the car, the two dogs immediately became active, pounced and bit and kissed, Zhang Laosi was also very happy, and thanked the fat man and a few of them. And he said, "Indeed, there are people watching me, so be careful." ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "I'm not afraid of thieves stealing, I'm afraid of thieves, do you have any relatives in the countryside? Take a dog to live for a while?"
Zhang Laosi pondered: "It's a way." ”
Many things are like this, a big leader in a word, people who want to show Xiàn want to win the favor of the leader will appear in a bunch of moments, not to mention that fighting dogs is in accordance with the regulations on dog breeding, which is the right thing.
Large dogs are not allowed to be raised in the city, and it is illegal to raise them, and we are law enforcement to beat dogs.
So, the next morning, the turtle drove out for a walk, and when the turtle came back, Zhang Laosi and his two dogs were missing.
On this day, Yun rushed to school. Zhang was afraid to escort him personally.
Yun Zheng found several excuses, such as taking care of his mother at home, such as going to the hospital to take care of the other four monkeys, but unfortunately Zhang was afraid that he would not pick up the stubble, so Yun Zheng had to go with him.
When I arrived at school, I left my phone number with the head teacher and said that as long as Yun Zheng didn't go to school, he would call me.
The head teacher said, "You stayed last time." ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "I'm afraid you will throw it away." ”
"You're really responsible. The head teacher said, "Don't worry, he won't sue you if he doesn't go to school." ”
This is a very grand handover ceremony, not to rush anything else, just with a lot of money sent by Zhang Wei, so much money, for this heart, Yun Zheng is really embarrassed to skip school again.
What's more, if a man speaks his word and agrees to come to school, he must go to school, and he must come when he goes under the knife.
After this is done, I will go to the hospital to see the four monkeys.
The four monkeys are very resistant to tossing, it doesn't matter if they are cut and injured, when Zhang is afraid to go, the four brothers sit together and brag about it, and the main topic is how to retaliate.
The most bastard thing is actually smoking! A fellow patient in the same ward was forced to walk down the corridor with a hanging bottle.
Zhang was afraid that he didn't speak after entering the door, and looked at them with an indifferent expression.
Lao Pi sat opposite, and when he saw Zhang Wei, he was stunned at that time, and hurriedly pinched the cigarette butt and put it in his pocket. The three brothers found that something was wrong, looked back, and immediately repeated Lao Pi's movements.
Zhang was afraid that he still didn't move or speak.
Lao Pi walked over with a smile: "Brother, here." ”
Zhang was afraid to open the door of the hospital, walked in and opened the window, and then looked at the four monkeys: "What do you want to do?"
"Brother, we are wounded. ”
Zhang Wei smiled: "Your face is not injured, is it?" After speaking, he slapped his face, there was no nonsense, and the sound of snapping was loud, attracting people from outside to come over to see.
Each person had ten mouths, one was a lot, and the strength was the same, and after the fight, the four monkeys were all bloody.
The nurse ran in and asked what was going on.
Zhang was afraid to say that it was okay, and the four monkeys also said that it was okay.
The nurse said to pay attention and turned to leave, but it was the people who stood at the door to watch the excitement.
These four monkeys are really bastards, molesting nurses, scolding doctors, scolding patients, and swearing in their mouths...... When encountering such people, normal people will choose to settle down, and no one will be serious with a pile of garbage.
Zhang was afraid that he knew them too well, so after the call, he said, "Do you have any opinions?"
Half of the four brothers were stunned, half were used to being beaten, and no one answered.
Zhang was afraid to say: "When you have no opinion, notify the matter by the way, and no retaliation is allowed." ”
The four monkeys still didn't speak, but someone looked for paper to wipe the blood.
Zhang looked at the madman: "Do you want to live with me? Quit smoking, and besides, don't swear." ”
The madman sighed, and the blood flowed out of his mouth, and it was very convenient to wrap gauze in his right hand and raise it to wipe the blood.
Zhang was afraid and said: "Throw away the cigarettes, I will leave the phone to the nurses, as long as they tell me, you do something that you shouldn't do in the hospital, you don't have to be discharged." After saying that, he turned around and left.
Lao Pi wanted to chase it out, but Zhang was afraid of a fan, saying that it was fake not to be confused, and it took a while to slow down. When he went out, he happened to see Zhang Wei saying thank you to the nurse.
Lao Pi sighed in his heart, and went back to the ward to tell the other three monkeys: "He played really." ”
"Nonsense, if he played fake, should we be so afraid of him?" Fang Zijiao looked for paper to wipe his blood and replied to the previous sentence.
Lao Pi said: "Stop, it's you who are afraid of him, I respect Brother Zhang." ”
"Are you sick!Slap your mouth and still respect him?" Fang Zi angrily threw away the tissue.
Lao Pi hurriedly picked it up: "Are you going to die? ”
"Damn, why do you still want to be a good student?" Fang Zijiao scolded again.
Lao Pi snorted: "I have the ability to tell Brother Zhang, go and say, he is outside." ”
"Am I stupid? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses. Fang Zijiao looked up at the medicine bag: "How long will it take to finish." ”
That's right, these four bastards are smoking cigarettes while playing anti-inflammatory needles, and the doctors and nurses can't take care of them. You care, and they will scold. Call the police, they hide their cigarettes. When the police are gone, they will continue to smoke.
Lao Pi thought for a while and said, "I think we're going to be unlucky?"
"What do you mean, you didn't say that Brother Zhang would be staring at us all day long, right?" Fang Zijiao asked.
"It's hard to say. Lao Pi sighed and said: "That is, Brother Zhang, if someone else dares to beat me, I will cut his whole family." ”
The madman scolded: "Don't blow it, you cut it less?
"Eh, what do you say Brother Zhang's origins? How can he fight so well? Fighting a street alone is like a martial arts movie. Lao Pi asked.
Fang Zijiao glanced at him: "Why don't you swear anymore?"
"Stupid people only swear, and swearing is to be beaten...... Damn, you yin me. Lao Pi scolded.
"A bunch of two goods. The madman muttered, went back to his hospital bed with the infusion bag and hung it, and then lay down: "I have to draw a line with you, or I will be homeless." ”
"Are you really going to live at Brother Zhang's house? Lao Pi said.
"Big brother, others don't know your mother, don't you know yourself?" the madman sighed: "If only I were born in Hong Kong, I would be Chen Haonan and I would be a pheasant." ”
"You're a fart, you've been hacked to death. Zhang was afraid to return to the ward: "I told the doctor, let the four of you bastards stay in a room, facing the nurse's duty desk, be careful, don't give me a chance to practice with you, good luck." ”
"Brother Zhang, don't......" The four monkeys spoke, but unfortunately Zhang was afraid that he wouldn't listen, so he strode away.
The most seriously injured of the four asked, "Does Brother Zhang beat a woman?"
Lao Pi said, "You didn't see it?"
"See what?" asked Fang Zijiao.
"Hit a woman. Lao Pi said: "The year before last, there were three female gangsters who didn't know how to provoke Brother Zhang, and were directly beaten into a pig's head, really, if you don't pick up your blindness, you just slap your face, you don't move anywhere else, you can't move anywhere else, you beat it into three pig heads, I fought so much, the first time I saw a person's face can swell into that way, and since then I have served, Brother Zhang can even beat a woman into a pig's head, not to mention a few of us." ”