"That's right, so let's let me observe your dad for two more days? I replied, "I have been a dealer for more than three years, and I have seen countless customers in the evil spirit, and I can judge from the symptoms that it is almost the same, but I don't know that it is inconvenient." Gu Li hurriedly said that it was convenient, she had been divorced for several years, she had been living in her parents' house, she could change beds to sleep, I was in the same room with his father, and their mother and daughter were in the same room, I hurriedly said that it would be fine.

Guli helped me clean up the room and I had dinner at her house that night. Guli told her father that I was her friend in Northeast China, whom I met on the Internet, and now that I was traveling to Xinjiang, I would come to my house for a few days. Uyghurs have always been hospitable, so her father didn't think much about it, and probably wasn't in the mood to think about it. The dinner is very rich, and they are all Xinjiang characteristics, there is a mutton stewed cake, it is so delicious that you almost swallow the tongue, it is to roll the dough cake with your hand as thin as paper, put it in the stewed mutton soup and stew it, the dough absorbs the deliciousness of the mutton soup, plus the mutton stewed badly, it is simply indescribable. In addition, there is also Guli's mother's own kvass drink made with Da Lieba bread, which tastes many times more authentic than the bottled one, and I have drunk all the brands of Qiulin and Demoli, all of which are far inferior to this. I ate this meal very well, but the three of Gu Li's family were not, Gu Li's father was still sullen, and Gu Li's mother and daughter were all peeking at him. Guli served him vegetables and said, "Dad, you have to eat more vegetables, which is good for the stomach." ”

Gu Li's father snorted: "What's the use of having a good stomach? Maybe it will be over one day!" I thought to myself that he himself was taboo about those keywords, and he didn't say "death" but "finished".

At this time, when the TV news was broadcasting that Urumqi's urban construction had reached a new level, her father snorted again: "What's the use of building a city well? It can't guarantee the longevity of every citizen!" I said with a smile that no country can guarantee it, not even Japan, which has the longest lifespan. Her father asked, "How old can Japanese people live?" I thought about it and said that the average age is also in their seventies, but it is two or three years longer than that of Chinese.

"What's the use of that?" said Guli's father, "what can you do in two or three more years? Not twenty or thirty more years!" Guli's mother laughed, saying that if everyone lived to be 100 years old, they would all be paralyzed in bed by then, and it would be even more painful.

At this time, I saw that Gu Li's father's eyes began to straighten, and the three of us became nervous, and I thought back to his wife's words just now, there seemed to be no key words in them, why did he get sick again. Gu Li's father asked, "You said that people will be paralyzed in bed sooner or later?"

"No, no," Guli's mother waved her hand repeatedly, "I mean lying on the bed, not paralyzed!"

Gu Li's father shouted: "It's paralysis, what you're talking about is paralysis, you can't move your whole body, and you have to be served by someone to urinate, it's the kind of paralysis of a waste person, you said I was also paralyzed." He roared, I was afraid that he would lift the table again, it would be difficult to clean up, and quickly said You heard it wrong, I heard it very clearly, it was lying down instead of being paralyzed.

"Really lying down?" gully's father was skeptical. The three of us nodded, and his wife said You don't believe us, and you don't believe Boss Tian, so he sat down slowly. Finally finished the meal, we all tried not to talk much, for fear of saying the wrong thing, and Guli's father basically didn't eat a few bites, so he got off the table. After cleaning up, Guli's father sat on the sofa again, his head facing the wall in a daze, and she motioned for me to come and accompany me, so I had to sit next to me.

Her dad suddenly turned to look at me: "They all say I'm crazy, do you believe it or not?" I hurriedly said how is this possible, you are fine.

"Then why do they say I'm suspicious all day long?" asked her father again.

I smiled and said: "You must be influenced by your comrades-in-arms, in fact, life is impermanent, don't worry too much, there are people who have this kind of thing at a younger age, you see that in Huawei, there are accidents in their thirties, so don't be nervous." While the two of us were chatting, Guli's mother and daughter pricked up their ears to listen while cleaning up, for fear that I would accidentally talk about it and bring out those key words.

Gu Li's father seemed to agree a little: "But I still can't accept it, how can I just leave? I didn't have anything to do before!"

"Yes," Gu Li's father nodded, "I saw the news the day before yesterday, saying that there was a person in Shanghai who actually ate longan. "I said that I had also seen the news, and he shouldn't have swallowed the whole longan and accidentally choked to death. As soon as I said it, I regretted it, and Guli's mother and daughter were all stunned.

Guli's father widened his eyes: "You said you choked to death?" I waved my hand again and again to deny, he grabbed my neck with both hands, and shouted: "You said you choked to death!

"I—I didn't say choking, I said yes!" I reluctantly spat out these two sentences.

Gu Li's father stopped: "What do you say, what Yes?" Gu Li's mother and daughter also explained, saying that what Boss Tian said just now was Yes instead of choking to death, you heard it wrong.

"How is that possible? I have a problem with my ears right now?" asked Guli's father. I said that there must be such a situation, I don't believe that we will check and check, so I asked him what he ate at noon today, he answered honestly, I patted my thigh, and said to Guli mother and daughter Look, there is a problem with the ear, I asked him what you ate at noon yesterday, but he listened to it today.

Gu Li's father was stunned: "You obviously said that it was noon today!"

Gu Li was very smart: "So you have a problem with your ears, we all clearly heard that it was yesterday at noon!" At this time, Gu Li's father began to reflect, and found a cotton swab to dig his ears. I said that this is not surprising, when people are depressed for a long time, there will be some abnormalities in the body. Gu Li's father believed it, and sat on the sofa, Gu Li made tea and came over to drink it for the two of us.

In the news, there was a small earthquake somewhere in Guangxi, and Gu Li's father sighed: "Look at this world, there are natural and man-made disasters everywhere, no one can run away from an earthquake, what kind of work do you go to, what kind of money do you make? I thought to myself, how can he mention the word "death" and we can't, so I smiled and said that the earthquake was only a small area, and there was no earthquake in Xinjiang, so there was no need to worry.