Text Chapter 118 Spanking the ass of a corrupt official
Ye Fan stretched his waist: "How do I know? Maybe your judge talisman is a counterfeit version, or a castrated version." ”
In fact, when his fist rushed over, he did feel a hint of death. But when it came time to really fight, he found that the other party was not so strong. So, there is nothing wrong with him now, except for a little pain in his bones caused by the strong impact.
"You, what do you want to do?" Yan Song saw Ye Fan walking towards him step by step, with a smile on his face, he didn't feel like a spring breeze, but a little crazy.
Ye Fan grabbed Yan Song and pressed it on the desk, then picked up a ghostly wooden stick and slapped it hard on the buttocks.
"Ah...... Ye Fan, you dare, you dare to beat me? I am a small judge, you are guilty of the following crimes, you are rebellious, and you have no dignity. "Yan Song has been rampant and domineering in the underworld for so many years, it is precisely because of the name of the little judge that he has repeatedly succeeded, and no one wants to offend him.
"It seems that staying in the Netherworld for a long time limits your imagination. ”
Ye Fan didn't say anything polite to him: "Why don't I dare? Even if you are the prime minister, in my worldview, that is, a person who has died, can you still turn the sky upside down?" I didn't expect it...... I, Ye Fan, can also beat the ass of the traitor one day, haha, it's a pity that I don't have humanity, otherwise I will be famous for eternity. ”
As soon as he thought of this, Ye Fan became excited, and the more he fought, the more energetic he became, there were a few ghosts next to him who were not dead yet, and when you saw me, they all covered their heads and pretended to faint. Although Yan Song is in a high position, what about it? Isn't he spanked by the patrol envoy?
When Ye Fan was playing hard, suddenly the space around him changed, no longer a closed, narrow basement, but a very empty space.
This change made Ye Fan stunned, what can make such a change should have something to do with space, right? It seems to be similar to Meng Xiaotong's torn space.
That's not the point, though.
The point is that at this moment, hundreds of Yin Si wearing ancient costumes surrounded him in the middle, all looking at him strangely, and the scene was a little deserted.
"Emperor Xudu is above, what do I see? Is Lord Yan Song being beaten?"
"This can't be, right? That's Yan Song. ”
"By the way, what are we doing here?"
"Lord Yan called us here, saying that he wanted to punish some troublemaker. It is said that he also called a reporter from the "Difu Weekly" over. ”
"I kind of understand, Lord Yan plans to use a certain Yin Si Liwei to build momentum for him to compete for the intermediate judge. ”
The reporter next to him was puzzled at first, and then shocked: "Emperor Xudu is above, how can this person who is beating Lord Yan be so familiar? It seems that he is the person on the cover of the latest issue of the weekly." ”
As soon as these words came out, the original sporadic discussion erupted in an instant, and there was an uproar.
"That's right, the more you look at it, the more it looks like it, isn't this Ye Fan, who has just been punished with a major demerit, ranked 100th on the 'ruthless list', the only heir to the Qi Cultivation Technique, and the Yang Patrol Envoy?"
"Yes, yes, it's him, I heard that this guy is extremely generous, but he treats the enemy very ruthlessly. ”
"Emperor Xudu is on top, I saw Zhong Sicheng's article before, and I felt a little grandstanding, but now it seems that it is really a ruthless character. ”
"Yan Song is Judge Lu's right-hand man, and if there is no accident, he can be promoted to a mid-level judge soon. Even if the top ten on the 'ruthless list' saw him, they had to shout Lord Yan. ”
"But he opened Lord Yan's ass and spent ......"
Ye Fan heard these people talking a lot, and he felt a little proud in his heart, he was not a calm person like Fan Zhongyan. On the contrary, in his view, showing off is also an attitude towards life.
I didn't expect that my popularity in Difu is so high? It seems that I was right to be interviewed by Difu Weekly before.
Ye Fan stopped his hand, threw Yan Song aside, pointed at those yin and said, "You are also Yan Song who shouted to deal with me?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone felt Ye Fan's hostility. Their status and backstage are not as good as Yan Song, Yan Song has been spanked, if they offend Ye Fan, won't they die without a place to be buried?
"No, no, no...... Patrol envoys, we don't know anything. It was Lord Yan who invited us here, but I don't know why. ”
"I'm just passing by, I'm full of food and supporting, my body shape has changed a lot recently, and the one at home has made me lose weight. ”
Everyone was reluctant to have anything to do with Yan Song, and tried their best to play themselves as innocent passers-by.
"Who are you fooling around? all come here to hang out?The scenery here is unique?" Ye Fan didn't believe this.
So, everyone's eyes fell on a middle-aged man with a figure-eight beard, holding a folding fan, and a little hunchbacked.
"Hey, what's the matter? Are you Yan Song's father?" Ye Fan shouted at the man.
The other party's whole body trembled, and he quickly put away the fan, bowed and said: "The inspection envoy is really joking, I am Lord Yan's master, my surname is Feng Erma." ”
"I don't care what you are, Feng Erma or Li Muzi. What does this mean?" Ye Fan pointed to the group of people and said, "You all called them here, what do you want to do?"
Feng Erma hurriedly lowered his head and said, "Inspector Envoy, I just asked them to meet Lord Yan, and I didn't mean anything else. ”
"Yes, and then I happened to be taught a lesson by you Lord Yan, and the cover character of tomorrow's "Difu Weekly" will be you Lord Yan. Ye Fan sneered, "I want to take the position, but I use this newcomer as a stepping stone?"
At this time, the reporter of the "Difu Weekly" shouted loudly: "My Excellency, our "Difu Weekly" is published once a week, and there will be no tomorrow. The one you are talking about should be the Difu Daily, and they have a daily circulation. But the influence is not comparable to ours. ”
"I don't care if it's Difu Weekly or Difu Daily, in short, I just want to kill me Liwei, right? I haven't met Yan Song, why is he targeting me so much? Even if I am interrogated, what does it mean to call you over?" Ye Fan looked at everyone and said, "Unless Yan Song and Hei Wuchang are in a gang, Hei Wuchang secretly let the evil ghost to the yang world and was arrested by me." So you take revenge on me. ”
As soon as Feng Erma heard this, he knelt down directly and kowtowed: "The inspection makes the adults investigate clearly, there is absolutely no such thing, we have nothing to do with black impermanence...... It's all my fault, Lord Yan wants to become a mid-level judge, so I give him advice, you have been in the limelight recently, if Lord Yan can suppress you, you can let the leader see Lord Yan's strength. Didn't expect ......"
Yan Song squatted aside, covered his buttocks and said, "Yes, yes, yes, we are just for Liwei, and it has nothing to do with black impermanence." ”
The matter of black impermanence has made a lot of trouble in the underworld, and many yin divisions who are usually close to black impermanence have been implicated, either resigning or being dismissed, putting everyone in danger. Now no one wants to have anything to do with the word black impermanence. Therefore, they could only admit their intention to deliberately suppress Ye Fan.
And in fact, they do think so, Ye Fan has been a man of the year recently, and Yan Song chose to suppress him to build momentum for himself. I didn't expect Ye Fan to be easy to mess with, it doesn't matter if you are a judge or something, he spanked his ass directly.
When Ye Fan heard this, he also believed it, so he walked to Yan Song's side and patted his shoulder: "Then in that case, should I be given some mental damages?" I was fined 30,000 yuan last time, you can give me 38,000 yuan, and it will be auspicious." ”
Yan Song gritted his teeth, took out a small judge's order, and read words in his mouth. Subsequently, Ye Fan's mobile phone seemed to have received 38,000 merit points.
"Inspector Envoy, do you see if you are satisfied?" Yan Song asked with a smile.
Actually, in terms of rank, he is higher than Ye Fan, but there is no way, Ye Fan doesn't quarrel with you, but likes to do it. Therefore, he felt that he should save his life at present, and when the time came, in front of Lu Juan, he would ruthlessly refer to Ye Fan, and he would earn back everything.
"It's not bad, you're very good. Now, tell me, how did you bring me to the underworld? I remember sleeping in the sun. This is what Ye Fan cares about the most, he doesn't want to sleep every night, so he is pulled to the underworld.
"Ahem, as a little judge, I naturally can't do it. Yan Song looked around vigilantly and quietly wrote the word 'Meng' on the palm of his hand.
When Ye Fan saw this word, his eyes instantly widened: "Meng Xiaotong?"
When Yan Song heard this name, he was reminded of some terrifying picture, and looked around cautiously again, then nodded and said in a low voice: "She handed you over to me." ”
This made Ye Fan confused, why did Meng Xiaotong make such a game? Just to trap him? There is no reason, they are now partners, grasshoppers on a rope.
At this moment, a crack opened in the void, and an extremely strong attraction came, sucking Ye Fan in.
When Yan Song saw this, he lay on the ground and gasped: "This ancestor was finally arrested, and she must have done it." ”
The rest of the people also hurriedly dispersed, but today's incident will soon spread out, and Ye Fan will definitely become famous again. This is a slap on Yan Song's ass, and most people dare not touch it.
It is said that Ye Fan was sucked in without preparation, and when he came out, he had already returned to Yu Wenjing's home, which was where he slept before.
On Meng Xiaotong's desk, he was eating potato chips and laughing.
Ye Fan bounced up from the bed: "Meng Xiaotong, why are you pranking me?"
"What did I do to you? I'm helping you. Think about it, can ordinary people beat Yan Song's ass? But if you did it, I guess you are now at least in the top three of the 'ruthless list'. When the time comes, we will publicize the qi nourishing sugar and qi nourishing melon seeds, and we will make a lot of money. Meng Xiaotong said.