Chapter 142: Climb Out!
Everyone was recalling what Huang Xiaolong had just recited.
It's really... Huang Xiaolong won.
He really memorized [Dotted Lips, Thoughts], and he chose to recite it very pretendically.
You must know that this poem was chosen by Zhu Ting, not Huang Xiaolong himself.
If Huang Xiaolong chose it himself, then it can be said that he has practiced for a long time and can recite it backwards.
But the topic chosen by Zhu Ting either shows that Huang Xiaolong's luck is very against the sky, and Zhu Ting just happened to come up with a topic that Huang Xiaolong is best at.
Or, it shows that Huang Xiaolong has an anti-heaven attainment in ancient Chinese literature!
"It's... This ......" Zhu Ting's face changed, became very exciting, and became a little hideous. "You... You ......"
"Hehehehe, squad leader, don't be a fuss. Huang Xiaolong teased. "You've lost, climb out. ”
"You, don't go too far!" Zhu Ting was a little embarrassed.
"Oh, talk doesn't count, deny, squad leader, I see. Huang Xiaolong nodded thoughtfully. "You're not a man. You are a pseudo-mother, because real men do what they say. ”
"Poof~~~~~~~~~~" Song Yuru sneered beside her. "I'll just say, Xiaolong can't lose! No matter what it's like, Xiaolong will definitely win!"
At this time, some students in the class also looked at Zhu Ting with a strange gaze, a little disdainful.
Although none of them looked down on Huang Xiaolong, the result was that Huang Xiaolong won and Zhu Ting lost.
Willing to gamble and lose.
Since you lose, you should fulfill your promise, and it is indeed undignified to deny it in person.
"Okay, good, good, you have the ability!, however, the days are still long, let's wait and see!" Zhu Ting glared at Huang Xiaolong fiercely. "The villain has a will!Okay, I'll leave now!"
After speaking, he left his seat and walked towards the outside of the classroom.
Chu Tingting didn't say anything, she stood on the right side and shouldn't favor Zhu Ting.
Forehead... Although Chu Tingting admires Zhu Ting.
"Wait. Huang Xiaolong spoke.
"Little peasant, what else do you want?" Zhu Ting turned and became furious.
"What we just said didn't seem to be walking out of the classroom. It's like crawling out. Huang Xiaolong smiled. "You climb out. ”
"Hahahaha! Why do you think you are something? A mud leg, you want me to climb out? Why don't you die?" Zhu Ting was slapped in the face today, and the whole person became a little gloomy and crazy.
"Your words are too ugly!" Song Yuru was unconvinced. "You agreed to climb out yourself, and now Xiaolong is just reminding you, but you are scolding, people like you are also worthy of being our squad leader?"
"I don't bother to pay attention to you. Zhu Ting's face turned blue and white for a while, and he was about to turn around and leave after speaking.
"Hey... This kind of superb is really rare in the world, come on, say let you climb out, you have to climb out. Huang Xiaolong shook his head slightly, and immediately grabbed the two pens on Song Yuru's desk and threw them at Zhu Ting casually.
Poof!
Two soft sounds.
The two pens hit Zhu Ting's left knee and right knee respectively, and his legs suddenly became weak, and with a poof, he fell to the ground softly, supporting the ground with both hands, and his posture was like a dog crawling.
"You!" Zhu Ting was frightened and angry again, raising his vicious eyes and looking at Huang Xiaolong.
"Stop talking nonsense, climb out, find someone to massage the acupuncture points near your knees, and within three hours, if you don't let the qi and blood flow smoothly, your feet will be useless. Huang Xiaolong smiled lightly, then sat down.
"Damn! I remember you! I wish Ting to remember you! Today's humiliation, a hundred times the !!!" Zhu Ting roared like an angry beast, and then... Sure enough, like a dog, he quickly crawled out of the classroom.
And he climbed very fast, and he was also worried that his feet would be scrapped... Gotta get someone to get a massage.
"Well... Good... Alright, let's move on to the lesson. Chu Tingting glanced at Huang Xiaolong deeply.
Class.
Now, although the classmates in the class despised Huang Xiaolong, they definitely didn't dare to provoke him.
Nima, Cao Huan and Zhu Ting, these are all awesome characters, absolute figures in school, and as a result, they were all choked by Huang Xiaolong.
One knelt down, and the feces and urine came out.
One crawled out of the classroom, possibly crippled.
Nima, this little peasant is very cruel!
After a class, Chu Tingting packed up her textbooks and was about to leave the classroom, but when she was leaving, she suddenly looked at Huang Xiaolong. "What... Huang Xiaolong, please come to my office. ”
In the classroom, the eyes of the students looked at Huang Xiaolong again.
The beautiful teacher Chu Tingting actually let Huang Xiaolong go to her classroom alone!
"Big wife, look, does the beautiful teacher have me looking at it differently?" Huang Xiaolong stood up with a grin. "Big wife, I'm going to the teacher's office now, don't be jealous... Hey, hey, hey. ”
With that, Huang Xiaolong trotted out of the classroom. "Beautiful teacher, wait, I'm here!"
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Huang Xiaolong followed Chu Tingting to her office.
This is a separate office.
"Classmate Huang Xiaolong, you sit. After Chu Tingting put the textbook in her hand, she sat down behind the desk.
Huang Xiaolong also sat down opposite her.
At first glance, Chu Tingting's Yintang was black, and her body was full of yin qi, which was indeed provoking something unclean.
"That's... Classmate Huang Xiaolong, when you introduced yourself just now, you said that you like to catch ghosts and study talismans..."Chu Tingting looked at Huang Xiaolong with a strange look. "I don't know... Are those talismans of yours real or fake?"
"Ah, Teacher Beauty, why do you say that? It must be true! My talisman seal, how can it be fake?" Huang Xiaolong was a little angry.
"Don't get excited... Huang Xiaolong, don't get excited. Chu Tingting hurriedly said.
She was bitten by a snake once and was afraid of the well rope for ten years.
Last week, Chu Tingting went to a temple and bought a peace charm, spending a full 5,000 yuan! That's almost a month's salary!
As a result, the peace charm was carried close to her, and she didn't even leave to take a bath and sleep, but it didn't solve the troubles and problems she encountered.
it!
"Huang Xiaolong... As for me, I want to ask for a talisman to drive away evil spirits and keep me safe... But... You know, on the market, there are a lot of talismans and magic weapons, all of which are fakes... I... I'm a little scared too... So, can you prove that your sigil is real? If you can... I spend money to buy it! I don't take advantage of you, teacher! I spend money, you should sell as much as you want, and you don't have to give me a discount. Chu Tingting gritted her teeth and said.
To put it bluntly, if she can buy a real talisman, she doesn't mind breaking the bank.
"Beautiful teacher, look at what you said!" Huang Xiaolong was also a little angry, and stood up directly, grabbing a large handful of yellow paper talismans from his canvas bag.
Slap it on the table!
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