Ma Huilan entered the living room from the stairwell door: Lazy Ba's loud voice, you can't run, but the thief was scared away!

Xie Xiong said: Nonsense, the lights in the house are bright, how can there be a thief? In the middle of the night, the fourth sister-in-law is sleepwalking!

Ma Huilan said: The thief is as fierce as a tiger, very evil, people do not hurt the tiger, the tiger has the heart to eat people's hearts, it is better to catch a thief than to drive out a thief, and it is difficult to prevent a thief.

Xie Xiong said: Yes, wow, prevent hunger every year, prevent thieves every night, and prevent theft is indispensable. The door of the stairwell, I'll lock it tomorrow, so that you don't have to come and go whenever you want, and come and go as you please, it's too free.

Xiao Lin handed Xie Xiong a cup of hot tea: If you are thirsty, sit down and take a sip of tea. I'm going to boil hot water, and you can take a shower and get some good sleep.

Xie Xiong said: I didn't eat dinner, I'm hungry, you can cook a bowl of noodles.

Xiao Lin patted her head: Yo, I'm sorry! Honey, I was so frightened that I forgot about this stubble.

Xie Xiong walked into the master bedroom and saw a mess of cups and plates on the coffee table, two pairs of chopsticks, a pair of wine glasses, four dishes and one soup, and a pack of cigarettes. The bed is also rolled up in a ball, piled up in the middle, dirty clothes on the chairs, and smelly socks are messed up. The home is in a mess, not as neat, clean and clean as usual.

He retreated to the living room and leaned over to the kitchen, Xiao Lin next to the stove was sleepy-eyed, with a disheveled hairbeat, wearing a nightgown, barefoot cotton drags, and looked hasty and flustered. People don't see the comfort and pleasing of the usual.

Ma Huilan said: Xiao Lin prepared wine and food, I thought she was going to pick up the wind and wash the dust for you. I didn't expect to be enjoyed by thieves, first!

Xie Xiong said: I didn't inform her, how do you know that I want to go back? You will grind your teeth, make trouble for nothing, and arrange people.

Xiao Lin came in with a pot of hot water: Which one is the thief? Where is the thief? This is the dinner that my mother and daughter have eaten, and they haven't cleaned up.

Xie Xiong said: Hey, have you learned to drink?

Xiao Lin was in the center of the living room, placing the bathtub, shower gel, underwear, and slippers, and replied: How do you know the sorrow of women?

Xie Xiong closed the curtains: Fourth sister-in-law, I'm going to take off my clothes and take a shower, aren't you leaving?

Xiao Lin said: Handsome guy, you take a bath, I'll cook noodles, and when you finish washing, I will also serve delicious food.

Ma Huilan said: Some dirty ones can't be washed! Don't worry. Please come with me and see the true face of these dog thieves!

She pushed open the door of the guest room, turned on the light, approached the bed, and shot like a martial arts master, with a "whoosh" as fast as the news could not be concealed, and the quilt was lifted from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, so that the sleeping person was dried on the bed like a dried salted fish.

Xie Han was naked, lying on his bare thighs, wearing only a pair of briefs, and the briefs were worn backwards, and the trademark was exposed.

Xie Xiong "sneered": I have only seen those who wear vests in reverse, but I have never seen those who wear underwear in reverse. Third brother, don't you feel awkward?

Xie Han pulled the corner to cover his crotch, became angry, and screamed: "stirring stick, what are you doing?

Ma Huilan said: Look, this knee injury is still bleeding! I can be sure that it was when I escaped just now, I fell in the living room!

Xie Xiong said: But I only heard Xiao Lin fall lamely, but I didn't see the third brother break his knee!

Xie Han said: Where is this! Lazy eight, listen to my explanation, this knee was built by me a few days ago, and when I got off the springboard, I accidentally fell and it was scarred, and it was so itchy that I scratched it, scratched the scar off, and it bleed.

Xie Xiong said: You said he fled, you said he wrestled, where were you at that time?

Xie Han said: Do you still need to ask? She is as changeable as the white bone spirit, one will turn into a mouse to hide in the corner of the wall, another will become a bat hanging on the beam of the house, and another will become a cockroach to drill through the crack of the door.

Ma Huilan said: The neighbors on the left and right all know that these two are stumbling, and they have a situation, and it is not a day or two. I was behind the door in the stairwell, and I could hear them clearly, just now, before you knocked, they were sleeping on the bed in the master bedroom. After you called the door, the two separated in a panic, Xiao Lin made a fool of himself, slammed the chair and kicked the stool, stepped on the basin and turned over the barrel, yelled, and made all kinds of noises, just to cover up the sound of Brother Han's escape.

Xiao Lin rushed in angrily: Right and wrong, you are too bad! Fourth sister-in-law, what are you talking about? What are you thinking? Female hooligan!

Xie Han said: Hmph, stinky Sanba, you have clairvoyance? Clearer than a camera! You have ears to the wind? More accurate than a tape recorder! You are a living fairy, I am wonderful, I am sure that I am lazy to go home tonight, why don't you lie under the bed in the master bedroom? Otherwise, how convincing it is to jump out at this moment to testify!

Xiao Lin said: Your mouth stinks worse than a dung pit, you can say all kinds of dirty things, and you can think of all dirty things! It's too unlucky!

Ma Huilan said: Don't think everyone is stupid to your level? I am separated by a wall, lazy, and separated by a door, and I can hear it clearly, what else can you say?

Xie Han said: Duh, your mental illness, your hysteria, the earthlings have nothing to do with you, duh, you have rushed out of the solar system.

Xie Xiong said: "Bark, fourth sister-in-law, what are you spoofing?

Xie Han said: During the day, like flies, disgusting, and at night, like bed bugs, biting!

Ma Huilan said: It's cold, which one stripped naked and slept? The briefs are all worn backwards, crookedly, God help me!

Xie Han said: I like to sleep naked, can you manage it? The scene is reproduced, and the words are reasonable, you have stolen wild men!

Xie Xiong said: What is the trouble? The third brother's habit, I know, only the fourth sister-in-law made a fuss.

Ma Huilan's eyes showed a sly light: I bet Xiao Lin was also wearing nothing under her nightgown. You come down from the sky, screaming and waking up from your dreams, and you don't have time to put on your clothes.

Xiao Lin clasped his hands in his arms, leaned against the door frame, and smiled disdainfully: Sleeping without clothes is also evidence of a crime? As the saying goes, catch a thief and catch a thief, catch a traitor and catch a double, poor worm, next time you want to be framed, please catch it in progress!

She untied the straps of her nightgown and opened her chest, wearing not only warm clothes, warm pants, but also cotton socks on her feet, bras on her upper body, necklaces around her neck, her hair higher and higher on the top of her head, and a golden phoenix hairpin with a long tassel hanging down from her ear.

Xie Xiong closed the door of the guest room, yawned, and his face was full of impatience: Fourth sister-in-law, are you in a panic, you don't want to sleep, I'm still sleepy.