"How does it feel to be a gangster?" Chu said wildly.

"Ahh

Dong Ping looked up at Chu Mad in surprise, not understanding the meaning of his words.

"Do you think I'm going to beat you up in front of your sister, or do you not feel so upset after I beat you up?"

"No! I'm normal now. Dong Ping hurriedly waved his hand.

"Let's talk about it. ”

"This ......"

Dong Ping didn't know what to say for a while, if he asked a person why he became a policeman, he might say that he liked the abbot's justice, and wanted the bad guys to get the punishment they deserved, so that good and evil would be rewarded. If you ask a person why he wants to be a doctor, he will probably say something like saving lives and helping the wounded, and life is precious.

But why be a gangster?

To be honest, he didn't think about it himself, as if he had become a gangster unconsciously.

"It's so much better to be a gangster who doesn't have to go to work, doesn't need to go to school, is free, and is stuck in a cramped place, and can do whatever I want, whatever I want. Dong Ping was a little unsure of the answer.

Chu laughed wildly, took a cigarette and played with it: "When you have no money, are you eager to get rich overnight, such as robbing a robbery, stealing something, or even robbing a bank on a whim?"

Dong Ping blushed and hurriedly retorted: "Who wants to rob a bank! Isn't that looking for death! I'm not so naïve!"

"You know that robbing a bank is very risky, and if you get caught, you will be shot, so you are scared and timid. If that's the case, then what else are you talking about being free and doing whatever you want?"

"It's different!"

Dong Ping scratched his head anxiously, but he couldn't say why, and finally didn't want to do it, and snorted: "I don't read much! I'm not as good at telling long speeches as you! You shouldn't be a teacher, right?"

"If you know how much you read, why don't you read more?"

“…… I don't want to read! You must be a teacher! Lecture all day long! Study hard, and make progress every day, right?"

"Sometimes language is a weapon of struggle. ”

“……”

Dong Ping finally knew the true meaning of that sentence: hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated.

If I could beat him, where would I need to listen to him here, I would have knocked him over with one punch, and then stepped on two feet!

He was even thinking that when Sun Monkey went to the West to learn scriptures and endured Tang Seng's noise all the way, could it be because he couldn't beat Tang Seng?

Why did he say such a thing to himself? It sounds like he is persuading himself to be good, but does he really want to be his brother-in-law? I heard that many brothers-in-law just like to discipline their brothers-in-law.

Dong Ping was confused, should he let this person be his brother-in-law? This seems to be a little different from the majestic style he had imagined before, and no one dared to mess with it.

"What the hell do you want to do!"

Dong Ping felt that he had to break this oppression, otherwise if he continued like this, all his few brain cells would die.

"I wanted to be a gangster. ”

"Ahh

Dong Ping looked at Chu Mad with a shocked expression.

Chu Yan spat out a smoke ring and said: "I have also tried to pursue the life I imagined, to be a gangster, to beat people whenever I want, to do whatever I want, such as burning down the school so that I don't have to go to class tomorrow." ”

Dong Ping was speechless, obviously he wanted to be a gangster, but why was the gap so big? He had been bullied all the time before he went down the road of gangsters.

"Why are you telling me this? Do you want to please my sister?"

Chu Mad glanced up at Dong Xin, who was worried in the distance, and smiled without saying a word.

Seeing such a situation, Dong Ping didn't understand, and immediately became proud, "I'll tell you, if you want to pursue my sister, it's right to please me! My sister is just my younger brother, she can't be a baby on weekdays, and my sister will consider my feelings about many things, as long as I approve of you, my sister will definitely be impressed by you!"

"But it's not so easy to please me!"

Chu laughed wildly: "Then you can talk about it." ”

"First of all, you have to teach me how to fight, at least one to fight ten, no, one to fight fifty! Then, whatever I encounter in the future, you have to come forward to help me solve it, and be my strongest backing! The last one, that is, to always be good to my sister! Don't mess with flowers and grass outside! Don't abandon my sister!"

Dong Ping was full of smiles, feeling that he was finally going to start turning over and becoming the master!

Although the process was a bit unexpected, it was still very much in line with his expectations.

"I'll teach you the first one, if you want to learn to fight, you need to learn to be beaten first. ”

Chu Mad flicked the cigarette butt into the trash, and then walked straight to Dong Xin, he was absent from work and came here to date, but he didn't come to educate people. The reason why I talked so much to Dong Ping was just to see the shadow of his youth in him, but it was already thirteen or fourteen years old.

Listen to your!

Dong Ping followed behind Chu Fan with a face, and then said hello to his sister and slipped away. He didn't want to stay under Chu Mad's obscenity, the feeling of being able to chill his whole body was really uncomfortable.

"Are you really okay?"

"Yes. ”

"Ahh

"No, I'm hungry. ”

……

The so-called music cafeteria is actually a school cafeteria, but the students call it that.

After eating a full meal, Chu Mad asked Dong Xin to lead him to visit their school, the school is very large, and the time is limited, so it is impossible to visit them all, so Chu Mad proposed to shuttle to the trail where couples often come and go.

Seeing that the couple on the side was either holding hands or holding arms, with an intimate gesture, Dong Xin's little face was flushed, and what was even more annoying was that every time Chu Mad passed by, he would smile and glance at the girls, nod slightly, and along the way, he had successfully made twelve couples have a relationship crisis.

"Strange, is this the trail of your school? ”

"What's the difference? Aren't they all like that?"

Dong Xin was slightly stunned, there were not many people walking around, the environment was quiet, there was vegetation everywhere, and there were small pavilions on the lake, isn't this the scenery of the school?

Chu Mad looked at a fork in the road in front of him, and said with a smile: "You come with me, I'll show you what it means to be quiet and secluded." ”

Dong Xin had to follow behind Chu Yan, she was also a little curious about it, she really hadn't entered that fork in the road, I heard that there was no light at night, and there were often poisonous snake bites, and even said that there were some demons and monsters in there, and she didn't dare to go in alone.

Before Chu Madness and the two of them reached the fork in the road, a couple walked to the depths of the fork in the road.

"How could it be such a coincidence, and sure enough, God likes this tune too. ”

"What are you talking about?"

"No, I'll ask you to watch a free movie, but one thing you have to remember is that no matter how good the movie is, you can't applaud it out loud. ”

Looking at Chu Yan's solemn expression, Dong Xin had no choice but to nod.

As you enter the path, a sparse bamboo forest begins to appear around you, and it gradually becomes darker.

There is a stone bench hidden in a bamboo forest in front of you.

"Shhhh Chu Madness whispered.

Dong Xin was puzzled, there are some bamboos and other vegetation all around, where is there anything to see?

"Come, you stand side by side with me, or hide behind me, where you can see some wonderful pictures. ”

Chu Madness asked Dong Xin to stand on his right, and the two of them looked at the stone bench in front of them at the same time.

The couple who had been walking in front of them were sitting on the stone bench at the moment, hugging each other tightly, and from time to time there was the sound of sucking and breathing that was getting heavier and heavier.

Seeing such a scene, Dong Xin was ashamed and angry, where would she not know what this was for, glanced at Chu Mad and found that he was watching with relish.

"You can't blame me, I just want to find a quiet and secluded place, enjoy the moonlight, and listen to the spring insects. Chu Madness chuckled.

"You! You must have done it on purpose!"

Dong Xin was annoyed by it, and shouted at the spring insects, what kind of adjective is this.

"You really can't blame me, I can only say that these alumni of yours are too enthusiastic, and they know that I am coming, so hurry up and prepare a good show for me. Chu was furious.

Dong Xin knew that he couldn't say anything about Chu Mad no matter what, so he pulled the corner of his clothes and whispered, "Let's leave quickly, it's really nothing to look at." ”

"I think it's very good, although it's a little clumsy and shy, but it can be regarded as a wholehearted dedication, selflessness and altruism, this kind of sincere movie is rare nowadays. ”

"You're going to say a lot of dirt!"

"Aren't they affectionate enough?"

“……”

Dong Xin glared at Chu Mad angrily, and couldn't help but feel speechless in his heart, classmate, it doesn't matter if you are so close, but can you go to a private space where there are only the two of you? Do you know that there are two voyeurs here!

"I've been walking around until now, and I've finally discovered where the true soul of your school is. ”

"Huh?"

"Don't you think that this time, this scene, this movie is injecting soul into your school at this moment?"

Dong Xin's face turned red, and he was also injected into his soul, if the principal heard this, he would not be angry!

"At this beautiful moment, I suddenly had an inspiration and wanted to write a poem, would you like to hear it?"

"I don't want to hear it!"

Dong Xin subconsciously refused, she dared to say that the poems that came out of Chu Yan's mouth must be crooked poems and immodest poems!

"Your eyes are full of suspicion, and I feel even more compelled to show you how versatile I am. ”

This time, Chu Mad didn't wait for Dong Xin to refuse, so he chanted: "Go to the west mountain at dusk, and cover the dusk with firewood." At the secluded path, the moon is ecstasy. ”

Dong Xin was stunned, it's really a poem! And it sounds pretty good, the sun goes to the west mountain, the firewood covers the dusk, there is the style of the ancients in this verse, as for the back two sentences through the path, the moon is ecstasy, it seems to be quite brilliant.

Chu Mad blinked and smiled: "How is it?, this poem should be more serious than my people, right?"

Somehow, as soon as he heard Chu Mad say this, Dong Xin felt that the poem that was not bad just now immediately became informal.

Just as Dong Xin wanted to say something, there was a sound of footsteps behind him.

"Here, hide here. ”

Chu took Dong Xin's hand and squeezed into the pine bamboo forest on the side.