Chapter 85: Flying Feet Ninja Postman
One day, Naruto and Crystal Zang were assigned a so-called super mission by Tsunade, and the two went out in a hurry, only to find out that it was just a D-class mission to repair the castle when they arrived at their destination. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info thanks to the huge number of Naruto's shadow clones, otherwise the two of them would still be working the construction site. Naruto was not satisfied with the castle repair mission he had just completed, as he felt that this was not what a ninja should do, and that the job had exhausted him to death, and that he would collapse if he didn't rest.
On the way back, Crystal Zang was full of complaints, and Naruto even scolded Tsunade for being a bastard old woman. At this time, a postman dressed in green passed by and almost fell down the mountain road, but was pulled by Jing Zang in time. Naruto jumped up, grabbed the packet, and returned it to the postman.
The postman identified himself as Flying Foot Ninja, codenamed 59603. The Flying Ninjas are the super postmen of the Naruto world, and when they are tasked with delivering letters to their destination at any cost, regardless of borders and distances. After thanking him, 59603 quickly left to deliver the mail. Naruto felt tired, and the fatigue of so many shadow clones was superimposed on his body, which was not something that ordinary people could bear.
Jing Zang took Naruto to the hot spring street to soak in the hot springs. By chance, I heard the voice of Jiraiya. The two looked up and saw two beautiful women hugging Jiraiya's arms, and Jiraiya was recklessly putting his hands up and down. Naruto shouted, "Good-pervert!" Jiraiya was furious, "Who is shouting good-pervert?" But this didn't affect Naruto's desire to soak in the hot springs for the time being, but who knew that he actually ran into Jiraiya in the hot spring village.
After the three of them met, they were also very embarrassed. Naruto was furious, "Didn't you say that you left the village for an important mission?I wait at home every day for you to come back to practice, but you are hiding here to pick up girls!" Jiraiya had to argue that Naruto had had enough, "What is the excuse to find out information!" Jiraiya said that it was for the sake of material, the final stage of the last book of the theatrical version of "Beautiful Intimacy". It didn't take Akira to guess what kind of book it was, and it was definitely Kakashi's favorite. Jingzang asked about the mission, and one of the members of the group would come here the day after tomorrow.
Naruto hurriedly said, "Is that person Itachi?" Jiraiya said, "I don't know yet, and the purpose is not clear." Jing Zang said, "If the other party is alone, you can consider taking him down." Jiraiya said, "The day after tomorrow, now I have to make good use of this precious time......" Naruto was overjoyed, "Let's start practicing right away!" Jiraiya hurriedly pushed back, "I want to rush the manuscript, the publishing house is very urgent, and it must be sent in these two days." Naruto complained, and Jiraiya casually fooled him, "I'll accompany you in my cultivation after I'm done." Naruto just waited, and he didn't hesitate to play the role of a servant, waiting for Jiraiya, hoping that he would finish writing quickly. Jingzang felt bored, so she went to the hot spring alone.
I tossed for a long time, and I didn't write a few pages, so I ran out to soak in the hot springs. Naruto sighed, "What a difficult author. "Also go out to the hot springs. Jingzang and Naruto soak in the hot springs, but Jiraiya stood up and peeked into the women's bath opposite. Jingzang smiled wryly, "The old mistake is done again!" Naruto dismissed, "He'll definitely say it's for the sake of material." β
There were two people talking next to him, and it reached Naruto and Akira's ears. The two men mentioned that there was an urgent letter to be delivered to the daimyo of the Tooth Country, ready to be delivered by the Flying Ninja. Naruto asked Jiraiya, "Aren't writers based on imagination?" β
Naruto decided to satisfy Jiraiya's ambition and sealed, "S Temptation, ** after G version!" A large group of beautiful Naruto appeared, and Jing Zang almost threw up and fled in embarrassment. Naruto caused the pervert to bleed his nose and fainted in the hot spring. Naruto had no choice but to help himself to rest. Subsequently, in order to achieve his goal, Naruto helped Jiraiya write a manuscript, and planned to entrust the Flying Ninja to deliver it. The next day, while going downstairs, Naruto accidentally fell and knocked down the Flying Foot Ninja and the other two hot spring clients, but the letters between the two parties got mixed up and were filled in the wrong envelope.
59603 still remembered Naruto and promised to help Naruto deliver the letter for free, but in the wrong direction, he let another Flying Ninja 46372 be responsible for the delivery. Later, Naruto wakes up Jiraiya and informs him that Jiraiya has finished writing. Jiraiya saw the draft that fell on the ground and cursed. Jing Zang picked it up and looked at it, and sure enough, Naruto's writing was really not flattering, and the only things he wrote were "ahhhh Jiraiya was furious, "Let others see it, and my career as a writer is over!" Naruto knew that he was in trouble, and he was a little wilted. When he learned that the letter had been handed over to the Flying Ninja, Jiraiya complained.
Jiraiya took Naruto and Crystal Zang and rushed to chase 46372. The speed of Jingzang did not lag behind Jiraiya in the slightest, but Naruto complained all the way, and he was a little unbearable. Jiraiya thinks that Naruto's weakness is that he is not fast enough, so he can exercise well this time. The three chased them into the town of the labyrinth and couldn't find their way. Naruto misses the white eyes of Ninji and Hinata, and Jiraiya directly uses the Spiral Pill to open the way. Jingzang and Naruto's faces turned green, and the three of them saw a beautiful girl bathing at home, and Jiraiya almost stepped forward to make trouble. Jing Zang and Naruto tried desperately to hold it back, so that it didn't cause a catastrophe. After the three of them ran out, the girl let out a shocking scream.
The trio caught up with 46372 and stated that the letter had been sent incorrectly. However, the Flying Foot Ninja said that he was only responsible for delivery and would not return it. Jingzang accelerated, blocking 46372, and Jiraiya punched it down, retrieving the letter. When I opened the letter, I found out that it was a letter from the country of claws to the daimyo of the country of teeth. Naruto also knew, the letter was mistaken. The country of the teeth and the country of the claws have been strained lately and are ready to go to war at any time. This one is a secret letter of reconciliation.
Naruto rejoiced, "That's a good thing, it's always bad to fight, and a lot of people will die." Jiraiya is going crazy, "You idiot! The bastard manuscript you wrote is in the envelope sent to the country of teeth!After the daimyo of the country of teeth read it, what do you say will happen?" Jing Zang also understood, "He will think that the other party is deliberately humiliating himself, and the two sides will definitely go to war!"
The three of them hurried on their way to the country of teeth, and they had to retrieve the letter, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. 46372 got up and sent a signal to inform the flying ninjas everywhere that there had been a letter robbery, and that the prisoners were tall womanizers and two small children, and that they were going to rob 59603's letters.
The flying ninjas from all over the country received the information and immediately dispatched to intercept the three of them. At this time, the three of them got on the boat, and the big river was the only way to go. Naruto paddled desperately, and Jing Zang launched the Water Escape Ninjutsu, accelerating down the current. However, a group of flying ninjas braved the wind and waves to stop them. Crystal Zang sealed, "Water escape, waterfall water rushing!" The huge water rushed over, washing away all the flying foot ninjas.
Jing Zang gasped, "No, my chakra is too expensive." Jiraiya walked over directly and used the spiral pill to push the water forward, and actually used the spiral pill as an engine. Naruto complained that Jiraiya had ruined the ninjutsu of Spiral Pill, and Jiraiya said, "We are on a mission to maintain peace!"
Naruto came to his senses and took over from Jiraiya to launch the Spiral Pill. Naruto's chakra is a lot, unlike Crystal Zang and Jiraiya. Jing Zang was strange, "Lord Jiraiya, don't you also know how to escape the ninjutsu of water?" said Jiraiya, "What I am best at is the ninjutsu of fire and earth, and I can also do water and wind, but I am not particularly proficient." But this way you can use free labor, who can make Naruto's chakra enough!" Jing Zang was speechless, "You are so sinister!"
Relying on Naruto's perpetual motion machine Spiral Maru, he finally caught up with the ship of 59603. Jiraiya explained the situation to Naruto, hoping to get the letter back. But the Flying Ninja refused, "Our rules are clear, you can't read the contents of your emails. Jing Zang said, "If the letter is sent to the country of the tooth, there will be a war." "59603 still stands firm and refuses to return the letter.
The country of teeth arrived, and Naruto decided to grab it. But a bunch of flying ninjas rushed out and fled together. The three of them were dumbfounded, not knowing which Flying Foot Ninja the letter was on right now. The three of them had to separate and intercept and fight with the Flying Foot Ninja. In order to maintain their reputation, the Flying Foot Ninja refused to give in at all and fought desperately.
Naruto saw that the situation was unfavorable, "Gojitsu, swimsuit flurry!" Countless swimsuit beauties appeared, and this move defeated both the Flying Foot Ninjas and Jiraiya. Jing Zang took the opportunity to knock out 59603, but before he fell, he threw the letter out, which was picked up by the guards of the Tooth Country and handed it to the daimyo of the Tooth Country.
The three of them complained bitterly and sneaked into the daimyo's mansion, hoping that things would be reversed. The Daimyo of the Country of Teeth opened the letter and was overjoyed, "This is the original manuscript of the latest serialization of the Affection series, the work of Jiraiya-sama!I didn't expect the Daimyo of the Land of Claws to know that I am a loyal reader of the Friendship series......" As he spoke, the Daimyo walked out, "Pass the order, stop the war, send a message to the Daimyo of the Land of the Talon, long live peace!"
Naruto and Akira's jaws were about to drop, "It's too exaggerated!" "It seems that the war has been avoided!" Only Jiraiya was dissatisfied, "Although the result is good, is my writing only at your level?" Back in the hot spring town, everyone rested for the day.
The next day, Naruto and Akira were in good spirits, ready to go with Jiraiya to catch Akatsuki. But Jiraiya is gone, leaving behind a letter claiming that Xiao's movements have changed, and he has gone to track it alone. Jing Zang smiled bitterly, "I'm afraid that the things I know are made up from the beginning." Naruto also said angrily, "I was deceived by him again!" In their spare time, the two had to go to the hot springs together to relax their fatigue. As for Jiraiya, he has already found a new beauty, and he has fallen into the gentle township, and he can't miss it. Halfway through the hot springs, Naruto's stomach growled, and he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, and was ridiculed by Crystal Zang.
ββββββββ Short Book Street Assassination Farceββββββ
One day, Tsunade went on the road with silence, and the two went straight to Short Book Street. Walking into the casino, Tsunade was elated, "Okay, let's have a good time today!" Shizune had a bitter face, and the other gamblers recognized Tsunade the Fat Sheep, and they were all overjoyed.
The two Takihi rebel ninja accidentally got the news that the fifth Hokage who knew Konoha had left Konoha, "This is a good opportunity to kill Konoha Hokage!" But the two didn't know Tsunade, so they had to look for Tsunade based on some hearsay. The actions of the two shinobi were just discovered by Jing Zang who passed nearby. But Jing Zang didn't know that Tsunade had left Konoha and only thought that the two of them were thieves and didn't go to his heart.
Jing Zang returns to Konoha and meets the three people in the third class, and accidentally talks about it. Jing Zang smiled, "They still want to assassinate Hokage-sama, I'm afraid they won't even be able to enter the gate of Konoha." Tian Tian's face changed drastically, "Oh no, the five generations of Hokage have left the village!I have to go and inform Tsunade-sama immediately!" Jing Zang was also shocked, "Where did the five generations go?" Ning Ji said, "According to the information left by Miss Shizune, they went to the casino in Short Book Street." β
The casino, Tsunade, who has always had bad luck in gambling, unexpectedly won. The other gamblers exclaimed, "Nani?" Shizune was also surprised, "Tsunade-sama, who is known as a fat sheep for his bad luck, has a bad luck, I have a bad feeling. At this time, the third group of 4 came to the casino with transformation techniques, among which Akai and Xiao Li came in with makeup, and the two of them didn't seem to be very good at transformation techniques. Shizune recognized Akai and Xiao Li at a glance, "What are you guys?" Tsunade also recognized, "Akai!"
Outside, Jing Zang fell from the room and told Tsunade about the situation. Tsunade was not angry, "What, there is a traitor who wants to assassinate me?" Akai said, "So our third shift is here to protect your safety, and we are here in a hurry!" Jingzang suggested that Tsunade return to Konoha immediately, but Tsunade refused to gamble on it. Tsunade taunts Kai and Xiao Li's makeup is too bad, which hits Kai hard. Every day is careful.,Specially gave the amulet he asked for to Tsunade.γ Tsunade was happy and accepted the amulet, "You're really good at giving things!"
Tian Tian was overjoyed and praised by those he admired, "The powerful Tsunade-sama has always been my idol!" Because she has no talent for medical ninjutsu, she can't become a disciple of Tsunade, which has always been the biggest regret in Tian Tian's heart, but she still wants Tsunade's approval. This time, the third shift was dispatched to protect Tsunade, and every day felt that it was a good opportunity to perform. For Tiantian's mind, Jing Zang said that he understood it very well.
Ning Ci said, "Tsunade-sama, we will serve as your guard. Please don't be willful, let's go back to the village together!" But the casino owner ran out and shouted to Tsunade, "Don't win, just leave! The game is not over yet!" Tsunade smiled, "It's okay!" Shizune and the others tried to persuade him to no avail, so he had to continue to go back to gambling.
Back at the casino, this time it's a poker tiebreaker. Tsunade's gambling luck today was unusually strong, and he actually won in a row. Tsunade made full use of Ninji's white eyes and won a lot of joy. A group of people in the third class complained about playing treasure next to them, and they smiled bitterly and silently. Jing Zang has been on his toes, and he has already noticed that the duo of Taki Shinobu is coming. However, the duo of Taki Shinobu don't know which one of them is Tsunade, but they know that Tsunade is a famous medical saint.
So, the two of them used the transformation technique and broke into the casino for help, "May I ask if there is a doctor among you?" Tsunade was about to get up, and Jing Zang stood up first, "I'm a doctor." The two of them found out that it was a man, and knew that this person was definitely not Tsunade, so they left immediately. Jing Zang had no choice but to chase him out, but after the two of them turned into a crowd, they hid in the crowd, and Jing Zang lost the clue.
Then, the duo of Taki Shinobu transformed into the casino again, "May I ask you, are there any guests with a bust of more than 100cm?" Ning Ci stood up, "That's me!" The duo left in tears.
The third time, the duo of Taki Shinobu reappeared, "May I ask if any of you are dressed up as young people, and are actually a lot of older guests?" Tsunade had a green muscle on his hand, and Akai stood up first, "Oh, you're talking about me! This is my makeup technique, covered in silver!" Are there any of you who are short-tempered, addicted to gambling and afraid to approach men, who have recently increased fine lines that are difficult to hide, and whose skin is loose and over fifty, but who are still single?"
Tsunade completely rammed, "Shut up for me!" Taki Shinobu immediately knew who was the target, and a row of shurikens shot out, and Akai and Xiao Li showed nunchucks and shot down all shuriken. Ning Ci and Tian Tian immediately covered Tsunade's retreat, and Akai and Xiao Li stayed behind to resist the enemy. A group of masked men rushed out, and Akai's master and apprentice shot together, "Konoha Ascending Wind!" and all the enemies who would commit the crime were knocked away. Shizun breathed a sigh of relief, "Now rest assured, all enemies have been defeated!"
Ninji and Tian Tian protected Tsunade and walked out, and another group of masked ninjas came to attack. Ning Ci launched a counterattack, "Bagua Palm Returns to the Sky!" to block all the enemy's attacks and fly out. Every day, he threw a sea of hidden weapons and detonation charms, and explosions came and went.
Subsequently, Jing Zang rushed back to help, and with the super combat power of the third class, the masked ninjas were all tragic. In order to prevent the enemy from killing continuously, at the suggestion of Tian Tian, Jingzang transformed into Tsunade, and with a superior speed, he led away all the Taki Shinobi and the enemy. The third shift of 4 people protects Tsunade and Shizune and evacuates Short Book Street. In the end, Jing Zang used the shuriken giant body technique to defeat the two led Taki Shinobu and put an end to this farce. The rest of the Shinobu were also captured by the Konoha Shadows, who came to support later.
Back in Konoha, Tsunade vigorously rewarded the alert Tian Tian, "Thanks to you, those taki-shinobi traitors have been successfully eliminated! Well done, Tian Tian!" "Tian Tian is overjoyed, "Tsunade-sama praised me, it's amazing!" As for the other 3 people in the third class and Jing Zang, Tsunade didn't praise him a word, he was completely ignored. Jing Zang complained, "What, it's us who have been fighting on the front line!" Akai exclaimed sadly, "Lost youth!" Shizune smiled, "No way, who made Tsunade-sama appreciate female ninja more!"