Chapter 128: A Good Night of Bastards
Asuka finally fell asleep, but she didn't expect the wind to blow in the second half of the night, and lightning and thunder roared. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
She was awakened by a thunderclap, curled up, her hands over her ears and shivering.
Then, big drops of rain slapped on the tent, and the sound became denser and denser, gradually becoming one.
There was a thunderclap, and Shinji, who had slept like a dead pig, was finally awakened.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a black figure standing outside the tent, which looked extremely terrifying under the flash of thunder and lightning, and he almost peed in fright.
Maybe he did too much to do bad things, he hurriedly copied the guy, he had a gun in his hand, and he didn't panic.
In the darkness, only a commotion was heard, and the entrance to the tent was opened.
"Who?!"
"It's me. ”
Got into a soy, fluffy head.
"It's you, Asuka. Shinji felt a little nervous and quickly got her in.
At this time, she was wearing only panties and a camisole shirt, which seemed to be in a vacuum, and Shinji took a deep breath and her heart rate increased.
Could it be that Asuka came here because she was afraid of thunder? He was ecstatic in his heart, but he remained silent on the surface.
"What's wrong?" Shinji asked.
Asuka wiped her drenched hair with a dry towel, and despite wearing a raincoat, her long hair was not spared.
"I ...... My tent is leaking. Asuka said weakly.
"That's right, then stay on my side for the time being, two people can still sleep when squeezed. "Shinji is a serious person.
"Listen stupid Shinji, if you dare to touch one of my hands, you'll be dead. Asuka warned viciously.
"Don't worry, I'm afraid of being attacked by you at night. Shinji was ashamed.
"You ......"
Suddenly, there was another burst of lightning, shining on Asuka's scared little face, as well as a large area of bare white skin, and Shinji couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart.
"Oh no!" he snapped his head.
"What's wrong?"
"It's too close to the top of the mountain, you might be struck by lightning!"
"Huh?" Asuka clutched her chest, "What should we do then? Let's change places!"
Soon he calmed down again, "It's stormy outside, where can I run...... It should be fine, it takes more than twenty seconds to hear thunder after the lightning, indicating that the place where the thunder occurred is still seven or eight kilometers away. I hit the nail too deep this afternoon, and I won't be able to tear down the tent for a while. Moreover, the skeleton of your tent is metal, and you are holding a long metal pole in your hand when you dismantle your tent, isn't that looking for death?"
"Then can we just wait for dawn?" said Asuka.
"That's the only way to do it first, and if the thunder gets too close, we'll leave. By the way, Ayanami is also in danger!" Shinji put on his raincoat and rushed out.
Asuka and Ayana's tent skeleton are alloy materials, which are easy to attract thunder, while Shinji's tent skeleton is a non-conductive composite material, which is safer in comparison.
At this time, Ayanami couldn't sleep either, and was muttering with wide eyes:
"Thunder and lightning
The forces of nature
Sword of Light
Only in the moment
Brilliant and dazzling
Is this life in the universe?"
"I'm dying! ”
Ayaami wraps herself in a silkworm baby, and Shinji picks her up with her sleeping bag and quickly transfers her to her tent.
There wasn't much space in the single tent, and the three of them could only be squeezed together.
The small space was filled with the scent of the girl's body, mixed with a faint smell of sweat, and this hormone-rich breath suddenly made Shinji excited, and a little ape-like.
Although the camping tent is covered with moisture-proof mats, it is still cold and hard, and people cannot sleep directly, so they must stay in sleeping bags.
The current space simply can't accommodate three sleeping bags, so someone wittily proposed: "Our sleeping bags are of the same brand, and they can be spliced into a three-person sleeping bag, so that you can sleep." ”
"Hmph, you wish you could do that, right?" Asuka was very angry.
"Otherwise, everyone is very tired from sitting like this, and now it is cold, and if you stay up like this, you may get sick. Shinji said.
The temperature in the mountains, which was already low, is now raining again and getting colder.
"I don't care. Ayanami said unconcernedly.
Asuka yawned, she was too sleepy, she had been woken up after less than two hours of sleep, and she was frightened and consumed too much energy.
"Okay then, but I don't want to sleep next to you. ”
So the three of them put together sleeping bags and lay down next to each other, Ayanami slept in the middle, and Asuka and Shinji slept on both sides.
Ayanami is wearing a black silk nightdress, and Shinji is wearing a shorts T-shirt, lying against her.
A warm fragrance lingered in my heart in the sleeping bag, and Shinji rubbed against Ayaba's thin nightdress from time to time, feeling cool and silky, and I could also feel the elasticity and smoothness of the skin inside, it was almost heavenly.
Ayanami smelled the familiar scent of the pillow and quickly fell asleep, her breathing gradually becoming more and more even.
Shinji was so excited that he couldn't sleep, and quietly reached over to hold Ayana's soft twing.
I touched it, and it was so soft and happy......
Asuka's eyes suddenly widened, and she felt her hand being gripped and there was a burst of embarrassment of heat.
wanted to pull it back, but was pinched tightly by the other party, and couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, staring at a guy who was pretending to be asleep.
However, the other party is too thick-skinned, and the sight attack has no effect, so he can only go.
For a while, the two fell asleep in the background noise of the rainy night......
The next morning, after the rain, the sky was clear and cloudless.
Some hikers braved the mud to go up the mountain, and they gathered together in twos and threes, carrying hiking bags and trekking poles.
A group of young people with sharp legs and feet quickly reached the top, and at a glance they saw three brightly colored tents, arranged in a triangle, and there were some picnic tools outside.
"It rained so hard last night, and there are still people who dare to camp on the top of the mountain for the night, it's really amazing, I have to admire!" said a dark-skinned fat man.
Another man with glasses pursed the corners of his mouth: "This is obviously stupid, such a big thunderstorm, and I am not afraid of being hacked to death." ”
After resting for a while, the people inside still didn't move.
"It's all three poles in the morning, and the people inside don't look awake, it can't be an accident, right?" said one of the emaciated, pale-skinned men.
The black fat man was more enthusiastic, and walked up and patted the tent: "Hey, may I ask anyone?"
At some point, Shinji's position shifted to the middle, and at this time he hugged Ayanami tightly and buried his head in someone's chest.
Asuka looked at Shinji like a koala, and his collar was wet with saliva.
In the tent, Asuka woke up rubbing her eyes, their hands and feet glued together, like three fighting octopuses.
"Oops, get up, you're holding my hair......" Asuka was sleepy-eyed and slapped Shinji's ass vigorously while pulling her hair.
Shinji was woken up by Shengsheng, only to feel that the warm jade was warm and fragrant, and this sleep was too good, and his face was still unfinished.
A few people outside heard the sound inside the tent and looked at each other with a knowing smile.
"Today's young people are really amazing, the world is declining, and they don't even want their lives in order to fight in the field. The man with glasses shook his head.
"Wow, you pervert, you really did it to me!" Asuka punched Shinji as soon as she came to her senses.
"I'm sorry, Asuka, I didn't mean to. Shinji clutched his stomach and subconsciously apologized.
Ayanami also propped herself up in a daze, and at this time her nightdress actually faded to the waist, revealing dazzling white legs and a tight cotton inner library.
Shinji looked down, his eyes were sucked so hard that his nosebleed almost gushed out.
"Smack!" Shinji slapped Asuka again.
"It hurts!"
"You pervert, where are you looking?" Asuka immediately pulled down Ayana's skirt and reproached, "You, do you have a little ladylike consciousness?
"I'm sorry. Ayanami clutched the hem of her skirt, her face flushed.
"It's not you who apologize, it's the stupid Shinji who apologizes. Asuka covered her head and said.
"Ah, it looks like someone was calling us just now?" Shinji quickly diverted the subject, his eyes still eating ice cream.
"Huh, is there anyone out there?" Asuka looked down at what she was wearing, and immediately her ears turned red with shame.
Immediately hugged his knees, lowered his voice and said, "Stupid Shinji, our clothes are outside, you go and get them in!"
"Yes!" Shinji quickly got up and went out in the small tent. The sun was dazzling, and I had to block my eyes with my hand, and I saw 3 tourists resting not far away.
The two sides greeted each other amicably.
"Good morning!"
"Good morning, guys!"
"Is there any mistake, it seems to be a junior high school student!" The man with glasses looked shocked.
Shinji went to Ayanami and Asuka's tent to pick up his luggage, and found that Asuka's tent was all dry and didn't leak at all, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
After getting dressed, Asuka came out of the tent first.
The 3 men outside couldn't help but breathe, Asuka was tall, red-haired and blue-eyed, and the whole person almost glowed in the morning light, which was very visually impactful.
The black fat man secretly gave Shinji a thumbs up, and Shinji smiled knowingly.
The man in glasses sighed, thinking that a tender rose had been ruined by that hateful boy. Think about yourself as a corporate executive, because you are a son-in-law, you are trembling when you steal it once, God is really unfair.
The other skinny guy who looked like he was supposed to be an otaku was secretly looking at Asuka with his peripheral vision, muttering to himself that he didn't know what he was talking about.
Usually Asuka is not afraid of being seen, but she was found sleeping in a tent with someone, and her little face finally couldn't hold on, with a faint pink, and the girl's shyness was even more sultry.
Then, something even more devastating happened, and Ayanami came out.
Blue hair and red eyes, skin is whiter than snow, and the facial features are simply the golden ratio, just like the most delicate doll, so beautiful that it is not like a human being. However, the temperament is awe-inspiring and inviolable, and people can't afford to blaspheme.
The two girls are human in terms of temperament and appearance, and they should have snickered when they could usually meet them on the street, but now they meet at the same time. It's just that they seemed to sleep with a kid last night.
If given the choice, they would rather not be here today, the blow is too great.
How can that dead boy be ...... If the gaze could kill, Shinji would have died a thousand times, and if jealousy could turn into fire, Shinji would have been burned to the ground.
The glasses man's thighs were pinched and swollen, the black fat man was dumbfounded, and the otaku shed bitter tears.
Shinji withstood the hot gaze of the three men, packed his luggage and went down the mountain.
"Beast, it must be a rich kid who flies in the rain and night, why doesn't God kill him!"
Looking at their backs as they drifted away, the man with glasses finally couldn't help but complain.
The road down the mountain was very slippery, and Asuka who led the way in front of her fell a few times, and it was better to reach the flat ground at the foot of the mountain.
"Hey, Shinji!"
"It's you, Kensuke and Toji. ”
"Damn, these two idiots again. Asuka frowned.
In the reed field, Shinji meets two friends.
"So coincidentally, you're here to camp too?" Shinji saw that their tent had not been confiscated, and they were cooking soup in gas cans.
"I came to see the meteor shower last night, but I didn't expect it to rain. Kensuke said.
"We're too, I didn't expect the clouds to be too thick and I couldn't see anything, damn the weather forecast!" Shinji complained.
"That's right, damn the weather forecast!" Toji was depressed when he thought about it, he was worried and scared with Kensuke last night, and he didn't sleep well at all.
"I'm mad, you're bringing Asuka and Ayanami with you!" Kensuke finally noticed Asuka and Ayanami, and immediately burst into tears with jealousy.
"You guy, why are you so blessed!" Toji squeezed Shinji's shoulders hard, avoiding Asuka and Ayana, and said in a low voice, "That...... Did we spend the night together in the mountains last night?
"Yes, I was almost killed by thunder!" Shinji shoved Toji, the disgusting guy, away.
"yes, why didn't Thor kill you!Yo, Asuka~" Toji walked around her, "You don't seem to have fallen lightly, your pants are full of mud." ”
"Gorilla, you have to take care of it! I'm the leader of the squad, and I have the responsibility to lead the way. "Tomorrow crosses the waist.
Several people put down their backpacks and rested together.
"Thanks to Asuka, he is an ace of the European Air Force and has a lot of experience in surviving in the wild. Shinji complimented against his will.
"Well, I can't see it. Toji deliberately looked at Asuka with his afterglow, looking suspicious.
"I didn't expect Asuka to have such a background, it's amazing!" Kensuke is also a military nerd, and he often comes out to camp on his own.
"Hmph! You're still too amateurish. Sure enough, Asuka didn't boast at all, and her chin was already facing the sky.
Gollum -
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, his stomach rang and he blushed.
"I was in a hurry in the morning and went down the mountain after eating only a few cookies. Shinji said.
At the foot of the mountain, it was almost noon, and everyone was hungry.
"We still have some ingredients left, let's cook together and leave after eating. Shinji suggested.
"But there was only a little rice and canned chicken, and two potatoes, a carrot, and half an onion. Ayanami rummaged through her backpack and found only this one.
"That's not enough to eat. In this case, let's split up and find some wild vegetables to stew in a mess, how about it?" Kensuke said.
"Good idea! I'll go out with the top students and Kensuke, and the stupid Shinji will handle the ingredients, and the gorilla ...... You just stay and watch the fire. Asuka immediately put on the posture of captain and did a good job of dividing the labor.
"Why should we listen to you? Also, stop calling me a gorilla, Violent Girl!"
"No way, I'm the most professional here. ”
"Alright, this arrangement is quite reasonable, let's get started. Shinji said.
After a while, Ayanami and Kensuke returned.
"I only found some grass cycads. Kensuke opened the crisper bag. Inside were swirls of figure-9 shoots, broken stems, and slimy sap.
"I found Ashitaba. Ayanami held a handful of wild vegetables that resembled celery.
Ashitaba is a wild vegetable that can only be found on RB Island, and it is named after the strong vitality of the leaves that can emerge tomorrow if you pick the leaves today.
Shinji sniffed it, and when he broke the stem, yellow mucus flowed out, "That's right, this is very good, and it can also get rid of the fishy smell." Ayana, you're so good!"
Ayanami lowered her head, the corners of her mouth slightly upturned.
"Oh my God, is Ayanami smiling? It must be an illusion. Kensuke quickly wiped his glasses.
"Hey, how long are you going to grind, the pot is almost dry. Toji yelled.
"Wait, Asuka hasn't come yet. ”
As soon as the words fell, a red figure burst out of the reeds, and Asuka ran over with a bag of things.
She wiped her sweat and said, "What did I pick up?"
"Mushrooms! they're so powerful, I don't usually dare to eat them, because I don't recognize which varieties I can eat. Kensuke said.
"Ahem, this requires a professional eye, and ordinary people will only be poisoned if they eat indiscriminately. Looked at by Kensuke's adoring gaze, Asuka's tail was about to rise to the sky.
Shinji looked at the colorful mushrooms in the bag, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "Can you eat these? ”
"Are you suspicious of me? Stupid Shinji, I've seen squirrels eating these mushrooms, so people can eat them. ”
"However, if an animal eats something that is fine, a person can be poisoned. Shinji is still skeptical.
"And what wild vegetables did you pick?"
"Kensuke found grass cycads, those are Ashitaba of Ayanami, and they are all good wild plants. Shinji said.
"Oh! you dare to eat the top students, and the ones I worked so hard to find are poisonous, right?!" Asuka was furious.
What kind of logic is this? Shinji was a little confused.
"I'm not targeting you, I'm just talking about things. ”
"Okay, you don't dare to eat, I'll eat it myself. Asuka didn't know why she was so angry, and she was a little aggrieved, and she knew that something was wrong as soon as she said it, but she couldn't take it back.
"Wait, let the AI tell, how about it?" Shinji took out his phone, spread the mushrooms on the napple, and pouted his ass for a long time.
As a result, almost every mushroom was marked with more than a dozen names, ranked in order of likelihood, and Shinji's scalp tingled to see it.
Even the AI couldn't recognize it, and he didn't dare to eat it.
"The machine is not omnipotent, and for a while I will cook a pot of soup by myself and drink it myself, proving that I am right. Asuka patted her chest and said.
"Don't take any chances, right?" Shinji tried to persuade him, but he rolled his eyes.
"Asuka's personality is too bad, stubborn and rude, it's tiring to get along with her. Toji suddenly stretched his neck over and whispered.
"Hey, hey. Shinji can only smile, Asuka is too individual, self-conscious, the two often quarrel, but also enjoy it.
"Ayanami is different, less talk and more action, gentle and quiet. Shinji, you need to keep your eyes bright. Toji looked at Ayanami, who was cooking, and suddenly raised his voice.
Sure enough, I harvested a white eye from Asuka.
Finally, all the ingredients are boiled into a pot of vegetable and meat porridge with an enticing aroma.
The people sat in the shade of the trees and ate with great gusto.
"It's delicious, it's not very flavorful. Kensuke was so hot that he didn't forget to praise Ayana's craftsmanship.
In contrast, what they used to cook by themselves can only be called "pig food", which is usually a pot of paste with no raw materials to see.
Shinji picked out the chicken from Ayaba's bowl and yelled at the red figure cooking soup in the distance, "Asuka, let's finish eating first!"
"I don't!"
"Hey, that's wayward. Shinji could only help her fill a lunch box of porridge, and added the chicken that Ayanami had picked out on top and brought it to her.
"Well, let's finish eating and then drink the mushroom soup, and I'll add meat to you." ”
Asuka glanced at him, "If I'm okay after eating, you'll have to drink the soup I made too." ”
"Uh...... Not...... No problem. Looking at the mushroom slices tumbling in the pot, Shinji stuttered a little.
"Hmph, coward!" Asuka took the porridge and ate it. (To be continued.) )