Until he walked out of the police station, Hou Xijun still looked confused.

It's okay?

Got it wrong?

Hou Xijun looked down at the small bag in his hand, which was full of memory cards.

Even if Li Gang found a cow and fished himself out, there was no reason to return the memory card, right?

Hou Xijun feels that his worldview of more than 20 years is about to collapse.

Is it true that the right to do whatever you want?

……

"Monkey, monkey, you can think of this kind of trick! You are so awesome! Haha, laugh at me, haha......" Walking out of the police station, Li Gang still couldn't help laughing.

"No, Da Li, what's the bad move? What are you laughing at? Why do I sound a little confused. Hou Xijun looked at Li Gang like a fool.

Li Gang saw that Hou Xijun's expression didn't look like a fake, but he was stunned: "You don't know?"

"What do I know?!" Hou Xijun felt like he was going crazy. Could it be that I have lost my memory, and I was not released as soon as I was caught, but was locked up for many years?

"Those little yellow movies in your bag are all cartoons!" Li Gang vaguely sensed that something didn't seem right.

Hou Xijun flipped through his backpack casually, took out a memory card from it and handed it to Li Gang: "Oh, these are the only animations, "Sister's Friend" and "Stepmother", if you like to watch it, take it." ”

Li Gang didn't answer, but turned his gaze to Lin Fan, who was walking in front, and then greeted Xijun in a low voice: "Monkey, tell me the truth, what kind of pieces do you have stored in these memory cards?"

Hou Xijun was asked inexplicably: "What else can it be, a Sino-Japanese cultural exchange film!, otherwise how can you be caught by the strips?!"

Li Gang said with a serious face: "But when Lin Fan and I were at the police station just now, that Section Chief Zhang checked it, and all you put in the memory card are cartoons like mutual masturbation and joyful ......."

Hou Xijun was even more confused, where is this special. If I dare to sell each other's babies as small yellow pieces, it is estimated that I will be torn alive by those single dogs the next day.

"Da Li, you know my personality best, can I do such a thing?!" Hou Xijun said with an angry face.

Li Gang nodded approvingly: "That's right." Cartoons and little yellow films are placed in front of you, which one will you watch, you don't even need to think about it......"

Could it be that all this is Lin Fan's ghost?

……

Lin Fan was very depressed in his heart.

Although it was very pleasant to see that Section Chief Zhang just now, it was worth 10,000 points of part-time work!

The most aggrieved thing is that the money was spent, but it could only be hidden, and it couldn't be known......

Li Gang couldn't hide his words in his heart, and since he suspected Lin Fan, he stepped forward directly and asked, "Xiaolin, I was at the police station just now, that was your trick, right?"

"What tricks?" Lin Fan could only pretend to be stupid.

"The monkey's memory card is moving

Pictured?"

"I don't know, you'll have to ask the monkey about this. Lin Fan spread his hands and said. I can't explain it clearly, so I can only hold it up.

"Don't pretend to be garlic!I know it's you!" Li Gang was not a fool, and slapped Lin Fan on the arm.

"Uh...... I've been dreaming about monkeys being caught for the past two days. I couldn't sleep last night, so I deleted all the things in his memory card......" Lin Fan's brain was running at high speed, and he finally came up with a relatively reliable statement.

Hou Xijun was reluctant at first: "Damn, Brother Fan, aren't you cheating on me!? If I don't get arrested today and sell the memory card in my hand, then I won't need to mix it up in the future?"

"And yet you were caught. Lin Fan glanced at Hou Xijun with a smile.

Hou Xijun scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Accident, this is all an accident." ”

"Accident?" Lin Fan asked rhetorically, "How the hell did you get caught?"

Hou Xijun thought for a while and said: "I just set up a stall in the night market, and within a few minutes, a buddy came and asked me if I had any films with materials, and I sold him a few." Who knows he's too little. Originally, I was happy to have taken more of his deposit. As a result, he asked me for more than a dozen memory cards in a row, and I realized that something was wrong. And then...... That's it. After saying that, he made a handcuffed motion.

Li Gang slapped his thigh and sighed: "Monkey, you have met fishing law enforcement!"

"Fishing law enforcement?" Hou Xijun repeated, obviously unfamiliar with the word.

"It's the police who bought your memory card, right?" Li Gang patiently explained to Hou Xijun.

"Yes. ”

"He doesn't really want to buy your little pornography, does he?"

"Nonsense! Da Li, you have something to say directly, Lao Tzu is not stupid!" Hou Xijun noticed that Li Gang was insulting his IQ, and jumped to his feet and scolded.

Li Gang said: "That policeman concealed his identity to buy your memory card, and then used these memory cards as evidence to arrest you, this is called phishing law enforcement! According to the law, phishing law enforcement is illegal in the first place." If we knew this was the case, we would have to sue them first!"

Hou Xijun has lived for nearly 30 years, and for the first time he heard that he still has this right, he immediately sang with Li Gang and wanted to sue the police station!

It's terrible to be uneducated!" Lin Fan sighed and shook his head: "Dude, buddy, don't be in a hurry to get excited. People fishing law enforcement say that people originally had no intention of violating the law, and only did illegal things under the lure of law enforcement officers. It's illegal for monkeys to sell small yellow films......"

Hou Xijun was not convinced, crossed his waist and shouted: "Who are you scolding?! Who sells small yellow films? Lao Tzu is selling each other's babies! They are fishing law enforcement!"

Lin Fan was in a bad mood originally, but now he was naturally not interested in arguing with him, so he had to say: "Let's not care if it's fishing law enforcement." If this happened today, at least it means that you are being targeted by the monkey......"

Hou Xijun was so frightened by Lin Fan's tone that he was shocked.

"Monkey, have you offended someone recently?Or did someone buy a small movie but you didn't sell it to him?" Lin Fan asked remindedly.

Hou Xijun raised his head and thought for a long time: "No." Everyone is a fellow practitioner, how can I not sell it if someone is cheering!"

That sounds so atmospheric!

Lin Fan reminded again: "Before that policeman, did you see anyone in the night market? Or do you have a companion?"

"This ......" Hou Xijun closed his eyes, stunned for a long time as if he was constipated, and then suddenly shouted, "I remembered! I saw Xu Zhihao in the night market!"

"Are you sure?"

"It must be that turtle grandson!" Hou Xijun patted his thigh and said, "Although Lao Tzu just took a look, and Xu Zhihao didn't bring him a cockscomb wig." But I remember what this shriveled calf looked like and turned to ashes!"

(End of chapter)

Wonderful!

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