Zhang was afraid that he would be stunned when he heard it, Lao Niu would be crazy on the street, and the main reason for daring to love was not only to avenge his grandfather, but also to make his stomach unhappy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Dawu persuaded: "Okay, be content, this is all fate, if you are so rich, can you still know how many of our brothers?" stopped and said: "Although the reputation of the Locust Brigade in Happiness is not good...... It's not so good, and I don't know which bastard gave the name, but we are all in one mind, fighting with each other, quarreling with each other, and pitting each other, all these things have been done, we are indeed a bunch of garbage, but in the big picture, we have never lost anyone, I can pit your money and pit you to help pay the bill, but I won't steal your things, and I won't betray you, our gang of people have been mixed up until now, and they can continue to mix like this, isn't it because of this?"

Lao Niu said: "Damn, a few of you are not the most important thing, Zhang is afraid that I will tell you, this group of bastards pit me, we drink, I calculate the account, and then they said please ask me to find Miss, I will go as soon as I hear it, and then I went, but after I went, they each found one and left, it was my turn, and I lied to me that the best one was rushing over, let me wait for twenty minutes, I pondered, twenty minutes was twenty minutes, anyway, someone asked." ”

"As a result, you guess, these bastards were done in ten minutes, and then they ran away secretly, I don't know, I waited stupidly in the house, until the proprietress came to me, said that my friends were gone, and asked me to settle the bill. Lao Niu scolded Dawu: "You group of bastards, Lao Tzu just bought an Apple mobile phone, at that time it was three generations or four generations I forgot, more than 5,000 bought, the same day to the store, fortunately there is an invoice in the pocket, otherwise the proprietress will not accept it, I am afraid that it is a fake." ”

Dawu smiled: "I think about it, you bought a new broken apple to show off to us, and then went to drink the wine, saying that it was a celebration, haha." ”

"I rely on your uncle. Lao Niu said to Zhang Wei: "This group of grandsons, I called one by one, all turned off the phone, I went back to find Wang Kun to borrow money...... Damn, that's a grandson too!"

Zhang was afraid to ask, "What about the mobile phone?"

The old cow shook his head and didn't speak. Dawu laughed wildly: "I lost it, and a few days after I redeemed it, this idiot was stolen by someone, and I laughed to death." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at Lao Niu: "You ...... I can't really say. ”

Lao Niu said: "More than this time, I am addicted to this group of bastards, once I ate ramen, just opposite the billiard hall, at that time, I was small, and there was no food at noon, the fat man said to eat ramen, these guys heard it, they all said it was good, but they didn't say who pleased." ”

Dawu answered: "Damn, I've also been cheated, okay, the fat man said, I thought the fat man was invited, it was originally yes, who said it was invited to eat in general, right?"

Lao Niu scolded: "Get out, you run in front of me, you are a fart." ”

Dawu rolled up his trouser legs: "Did you see it, I ate ramen that time." ”

Zhang was afraid and curious: "You guys eat ramen and still fight?"

"A fart fight, it's the kind of train seat by the window, squeezed to sit eight people, sit six just right, when I go in, I have a heart, I can't sit in the innermost, I can't sit in the outermost, the innermost is not easy to run, the outermost boss is looking for you to settle accounts, just follow everyone, I sit in the middle, the two positions inside are Dawu and Dazhuang. Speaking of this, he stopped, and said to Zhang Wei: "Do you know how much a thief the fat man is?" That guy didn't sit down during the whole meal, standing with a bowl and stuffing it into his mouth, I asked why he didn't sit, he said that he ate a lot while standing, I thought about it, it was very in line with the fat man's character of having no leftovers, so I didn't think much about it, who knows, I haven't counted these bastards even if I have calculated everything, there are seven of us, sitting six and standing one, the noodles are served in two parts, I will grab a bowl to eat, and this kind of thing must end the battle quickly. ”

"But I didn't expect that the group of grandsons ate a fast, and the swishing noodles bottomed out; I didn't see it right, and when I wanted to hurry up, the fat bastard put the bowl down, and said that when you were full, you should settle the bill, and then ran away. The old cow said: "As soon as the fat man ran, these grandsons didn't eat at all, put down the bowl and left, the sissy still had half a bowl left, I couldn't eat it at first glance, put down the bowl and ran out, thinking that it would not run to the end, but do you know? These two grandsons, sitting on the two grandsons in the innermost, pushed the window and jumped out and ran!"

"Lao Tzu has eaten all his life, and for the first time I saw someone who jumped out of the window and escaped, the fast ...... I sat in the middle, and when I got to the door, I was left with myself in the store. The old bull's tears were about to come out: "My pager! Although it is digital, although it is second-hand, it is my pager!"

Dawu said: "My injury was caused by jumping out of the window, I was too anxious and excited, and I didn't stand firm." ”

"You deserve it, why don't you fall to death. The old cow scolded.

Dawu said with a smile: "On the first floor, you can't die." ”

Zhang Wei said: "It sounds like a big cat story, the last time you barbecued, didn't the sixth son jump out of the window?"

"That time is that time, that time is what we learned from this time, since then, when going out to eat, try not to choose the window position, it's too embarrassing to jump out of the window and escape!" Dawu said: "The grandson of the big cat is even more lacking in virtue, as soon as he arrives at the meal, he wanders around in this small restaurant in happiness, as long as he sees us inside, it is extremely enthusiastic and extremely happy to go in, no matter who is at the table, no matter what he says, he will eat directly, and run away after eating." Dawu said.

Zhang Weixiao asked, "Why don't you beat him?"

"I can't beat it. Lao Niu sighed and said: "That guy is tall and strong when he is young, and his skin is thick, you punch him three times, that guy doesn't feel anything, he punches you in turn, and it hurts for a long time." ”

Dawu said: "Once I beat him, and then you know, the grandson was hospitalized, and the terrible mother of the big cat blocked us every day, and people didn't scold or swear, and there was a stick in his hand, which was a real beating." ”

Zhang was afraid to think about it and said, "I haven't seen the mother of the big cat. ”

Dawu sighed and said, "It's dead." Then he said, "It is the martyr who saves the dead." ”

"Martyrs?" asked Zhang Wei.

"The old neighbors all know that the big cat mother works the night shift, we don't have a matchmaker, we have to buy their own cans, she has a night shift, there is a house on fire, the big cat mother goes to save people, no one knows what happened in front, I know that it exploded later and died. Dawu said: "Everyone sleeps in the middle of the night, who knows that it is on fire? ”

Zhang Wei asked: "Have you saved anyone?"

"Four people were saved, three people were killed in the explosion, counting one big cat mother. Lao Niu said: "It's because of this that although everyone is very annoying to the big cat, they will more or less give some face." ”

Dawu said: "It's not easy for big cats. ”

Zhang was afraid to think about it and asked: "I've never heard the big cat say this." ”

"He never said it. Dawu said: "The house that exploded, and the neighbor's house, then moved." ”

Lao Pi said: "When people live for a lifetime, they will always encounter many things, and they will always meet many people, and the good and bad are life." ”

Zhang was frightened: "What are you doing?"

Lao Niu smiled: "Boss, I'll mess with you tomorrow, you must cover me." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Who covers who is not necessarily." ”

Dawu said: "I am in charge of procurement. Originally, it was a casual remark, but after saying these words, his eyes lit up, and he said: "Take me one? I'll be in charge of procurement, just give me a thousand and a half." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Do you want to go crazy with money?" and then said: "Last time, I asked you to go to the crew, why didn't you go?"

Dawu said: "It's all about what year. ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "The new crew will be established soon, will you go?"

"Filming again?" Dawu looked Zhang Wei up and down: "Your thighs are thick enough." ”

Zhang Wei said, "Can you say something human?"

Dawu said: "What else do you say, Long Xiaole recognized you, and spent money on filming, but I envy us to death." ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "You know a fart. ”

Dawu thought for a moment and asked, "If I went over, would I be considered a regular employee or temporary?"

Zhang Wei said: "Don't talk about what kind of treatment it is, first of all, you have to learn, see what work the crew can do, the set, props, and scene notes, first find a capable one." ”

Dawu said: "When I'm stupid, aren't these few you talking about just small workers? ”

Zhang Wei said: "You have a little dream, okay? The big director also started from the scene notes and props." ”

"You're talking about a big director, I don't have that idea, I just want to find a more reliable job. Dawu said: "I joined the crew at my age and listened to the children's calls? ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "You can't die." ”

Lao Niu said: "In the crew, there are many beautiful little girls. ”

"That's right. Dawu became interested: "Do I have a play?"

Zhang was afraid to look at him: "Die." "Call the boss to check out.

The old cow said, "I'll come." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Stop, just came out of it, who gave you the money?"

The old cow didn't speak.

Dawu said to Lao Niu: "Let him spend it, he is very rich now, you don't know, he bought a lot of houses in happiness." ”

Lao Niu glanced at Zhang Wei: "Aren't you very poor?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "I am also poor now. After settling the bill with the waiter, he looked at the time: "I'll go first, you call me tomorrow morning...... Forget it, come with me now. ”

The old cow asked, "Is it appropriate?"

"Nothing out of place, let's go. Zhang Wei asked Dawu: "You can go home." ”

Dawu said, "Why, why should I go home?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Zhang was afraid to say to Lao Niu: "Let's go." ”

Lao Niu said: "There is another thing, I have to put this letter at home." ”

Zhang was afraid to ponder: "You really have to go home and say it." ”

"Definitely. The old cow replied.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Then I'll see you tomorrow and go." "Leave the hotel and take a taxi home.

In the middle of the night, Yi Zhengshuai didn't sleep, standing in the yard and looking at the sky.

Zhang was afraid to open the door and come in and be startled, so he came over and asked, "What are you doing?"

Yi Zhengshuai said: "Sometimes I am a little confused. ”

"What do you mean, sick?" Zhang asked.

Yi Zhengshuai shook his head: "The Provincial Calligraphers and Painters Association sent me an invitation letter, saying that it invited me to participate in a three-day meeting. ”

"Is there such a unit in the Provincial Calligraphers and Painters Association?" asked Zhang Wei. (To be continued.) )