Chapter Eighty-Five: Disaster in the Red Face

I put Su Wu on my back and sailed away from the bay before I decided to wake her up.

Su Wu coughed for a while, woke up faintly, and when he saw me, his eyes were very confused, and he was stunned for a long time, and suddenly hugged me: "Lele!

I laughed and said, "yes, it was a big surprise for you." ”

Su Wu smiled very sweetly: "I really didn't expect that we could be together even when we died, I thought I wouldn't see you anymore." ”

"Dead?" I patted my head, "Who told you we're dead?"

I touched her head again: "You're not angry, are you?"

Su Wu was at a loss again at this time: "We...... Didn't they all die? Listen to those two villains, you were pushed off a cliff by them and fell to your death. And I'm ...... I was so angry that I fainted...... I must have died at the hands of those two villains, otherwise how would I have seen you?"

Oh, that's how she reasoned. This seems completely logical. It's just that she would rather believe that there is a world after death than believe that she and I are miraculously alive. It's rare that this woman is still looking forward to being with me after she dies, but it really touches me.

I said, "You're completely mistaken, you're not dead, I'm not dead, we're all fine." ”

Su Wu still didn't believe it, stood up, looked at the sea and coast in front of him with a puzzled expression, and said, "How can hell have such a beautiful sea...... Wrong...... Am I dreaming? None of this is true? I remember it...... In the morning you went hunting in the mountains with those two scoundrels, and I waited for you in the camp, and then the two scoundrels came back early and told me that you had fallen to your death...... No, they say, you were killed by them, and then you have to ...... And bully me...... Afterward...... After I fainted, I had no memory. Is this a dream?"

This stupid girl, it seems that her spirit has not fully recovered.

I reached out and twisted her thigh, and she screamed, and I laughed, "Now, do you think you're dreaming?"

Su Wu glanced at me complainingly, rubbed her thighs, and said, "Lele, then tell me, what the hell is going on, let's ...... Didn't we see two men surnamed Wang before, and they were still staying on the shore, why are we in this place now? ”

I didn't want to see her upset, so I explained, "Okay, you're not dreaming, it's all true." There are two guys named Wang Jianguang and Wang Jianming, they covet your beauty and want to take it for themselves, so they design to kill you, a little lover, and push me off the cliff. But is it so easy for a man like me to die? After climbing up, I rushed back to save you. At that time, those two bastards were doing atrocities against you! I jumped out, shouted, knocked them down with three punches and two kicks, and saved you. That's pretty much what happened. ”

When Su Wu heard this, she didn't think I was talking big, after all, she knew that I did have this ability, and said, "So that's the case, so we're here now?"

I nodded: "That's it." ”

Su Wu suddenly realized another problem, looked at herself, and her face changed: "Then I'...... Isn't it already ...... Given by those two villains...... Got that?"

I said, "Which one?"

Su Wu snorted: "You...... You know what I mean. ”

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, your beautiful body hasn't been bullied by them yet." If they do touch you, I'll chop them off with their paws. ”

Su Wu said: "Are you sure?When did you come back, and you have to come back in such a timely manner?"

I said, "It's very timely, when you didn't faint, I hid behind the grass hut of the two women, and I watched you cry and scream, crying so sadly, I really didn't feel good." ”

Su Wu glared at me: "It turns out that you ...... Why didn't you come out early for me to find out...... Otherwise, I wouldn't have fainted. ”

I defended: "Can I blame this, don't blame you for being stupid, I don't know how to leave those two bastards far away, do I dare to show up, as soon as I show up, one of them will stab you with a dagger, then won't I save a dead man? I am not happy, I can't be a wife when I die." ”

Su Wu grinned: "Yes, yes, it's my fault." I shouldn't have disbelieved you, after all, you're so stylish. I'm still stupidly sad to myself...... Oh, you really don't have anything to do, why did your hand hurt?"

Su Wu thought of me again at this time, after all, I fell off the cliff, but it was not as simple as mixing a heel fight on the ground, she took my hand, opened the palm of my hand, and the more she looked at it, the more distressed she became: "What...... How did you break so many skins. ”

I smiled and said, "Sister, you just remembered to care about me." Fortunately, it's okay, there is a small injury on the skin, a cliff more than 100 meters high, and I didn't fall on the meatloaf, which is a good thing. Cutaneous trauma is something that must be suffered. ”

Su Wu saw that I was pretending to be relaxed, her nose was sore, and she was about to cry, and said, "It's all my fault, I almost hurt you!"

I saw that she was not in the right mood and comforted: "No, this is strange and blames the Secretary-General of the United Nations, and I can't blame you." ”

Su Wu didn't listen and said, "Why don't you blame me." It's because of me that they're going to poison you. It is said that the red face is a bad water, I don't know if I am a red face, but this bad water is a sure thing, it is useless, it will only bring you danger and trouble. ”

I shook my head and said, "No, no, no, you're a red face, not a curse, this must be figured out." The two dead perverts surnamed Wang originally had evil intentions to harm people, do you know that their other three companions were also killed by them. The man pushed down the cliff, and the woman ...... and tortured unto death. I've seen their bones, not to mention how cruel they are. Two brutes like this should be beaten down to eighteen layers of hell. ”

Su Wu said: "This, I have also heard the two confess, these two people, the psychology is too distorted." But then again, the two of you can harm you, the direct reason is still on me, yesterday you said that you want to continue to set sail, I insisted on staying. But it turned out that this happened, and I really couldn't help it. ”

I pinched her face and smiled, "Okay, if you feel that you really owe me, you can quickly make a promise." ”

Su Wu knocked my hand off: "You still mention this...... This, this is not up to you, as long as you want, I have nothing to object to. ”